Random Funny Pictures

[ICEE]

looks to me like the douchebag is about to get his ass kicked by the guys at the table.

[Caboos001]

GOD DAMN IT EMU!!! 2.0
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7475/emu20.jpg

[annihilation]

http://hades.cantbeunseen.com/content/11995/resized/1256528236893.jpg?1256528802

:gonk:

[LesserOf2Evils]

lol never noticed that

[Heathen]

now I'm always going to see that.


http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/124892-2/Girl_beer_LegSweep.gif


:D

He could have done soemthing to deserve it, but if not she definitely deserved that.

[annihilation]

Still shouldn't hit a woman.

[p0lar_bear]

Still shouldn't hit a woman.

...what are you, sexist?

[Roostervier]

looks like he swept her off her feet to me

[annihilation]

...what are you, sexist?

I guess it depends on how you look at it.

[Penguin]

Comes off like this guy:
http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gif

[annihilation]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/2407/1266445564217s.jpg

lol ninjas

[Heathen]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/racism2.png

incidentally, I can't post while a mobile user. The imput fields don't allow clicking, I don't know. I had to change my UA.

[ICEE]

the word input has an "n" in it.

[Jean-Luc]

http://i47.tinypic.com/dg3pub.jpg

hnnnnnnnnnng

[Heathen]

the word input has an "n" in it.

iPhone changed input to im put and I didn't notice when I backspaced.

[ICEE]

Thats what you get for taking part in Apple's communist regime.

[LesserOf2Evils]

http://i25.tinypic.com/iv93qu.jpghttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c273/werewolf2000ad/Princess_Peach_by_DashMartin.jpghttp://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/snooki.gifhttp://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd215/dovetr/Cheerleader.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/0FvxQ.pnghttp://imgur.com/Q68pT.pnghttp://i28.tinypic.com/28s0f0m.jpg

[EX12693]

Wha... What? :gonk:

[DEElekgolo]

Alternative art. etc etc.
http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7550/1266475546898.jpg
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/888/1266475908588.jpg
lolmac
http://www.modacity.net/forums/vhttp://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9438/1266476241501.jpg

[ExAm]

http://i.imgur.com/aNyMV.jpg

[ICEE]

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/888/1266475908588.jpg

The only way this could be more fail is if the guy wasnt in a stormtrooper outfit.

[Heathen]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/vhttp://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9438/1266476241501.jpg

source/more/etc

[Bodzilla]

http://theslackerz.com/Comics/147.jpg

[ICEE]

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/comics/00000312.png

[Horns]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4074/ebmmortalcombat.gif

[Heathen]

GOD, you have no idea how much I love people being beat the fuck up in gifs.

[Heathen]

So its Epic Beard Man.

Obnoxious black dude starts getting all ghetto on some old white dude who is apparently "74" years old. He swings at him and then Epic Beard Man beats the fuck out of him.

Most satisfying one sided fight ever.

after the fight, the dude needed an ampalamps.

[ICEE]

Epic beard man may even be greater than epic sword guy. But that is a fight we will never witness

[Heathen]

apparently, Crazy Vietnam Tom (as he is known around oakland) has been around for a while. About 74 years actually.

URYXWWRrArQ
When the video begins, it appears that some sort of verbal confrontation has already taken place.
Black man: …AC Transit
Bruso: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine?
Black man: what?
Bruso: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…You said you… [note: Stacy Adams are a brand of shoe.]
Black man: Did you get what I said just now?
Bruso: Yes
Black man: Why a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
Bruso: You offered!
Black man: I didn’t offer you shit.
Bruso: What’d you just say when you walked by me?
Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
Bruso: You don’t have to!
Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine –
Bruso: [interrupting] – It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
Black man: Look dude…
Bruso: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice!
We interject here due to comments stating that Bruso is telling the truth about not being racist, and that he may have actually received a shoe-shine from another black man, which angered the black man in the video. This is not the case. As can be heard in the video, Bruso states that he is going to a funeral in the near future and is asking the black man for a shoe-shine. Because the video begins mid-conversation, it is not clear to the viewer how shoe-shining was brought up. This allows for the possibility that the black man may have instigated the conflict by offering to shine Mr. Bruso’s shoes (whether with genuine or sarcastic intent) but to assert this would be mere speculation.
The trope of the black shoe-shine boy is one with a deep history of placing African Americans in yet another role of servitude. An example of this can be found in the story of the 73-year-old Colorado Department of Transportation worker who, in 2009, emailed a doctored picture of President Obama shining Sarah Palin’s shoes, adding “it appears he has found his niche.” (reference: Huffington Post)
Furthermore, Bruso’s casual use of the word Chinaman denotes his ignorance of other races.
Black man: [pointing toward front of bus] Take your ass back up there and get the fuck out my face right now.
Bruso: Why you being so hostile, man?
Black man: ‘Cause. I’m pissed off.
Bruso: Well its better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Black man: Take your ass up there right now
Bruso: [standing to go to the front] You ain’t scarin’ this white boy. I’m 67 years old. You ain’t scarin’ me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: [now, also standing] I’m 50.
Bruso: You ain’t scared of me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: I’ll put my foot up your ass.
Bruso: No you won’t! No you won’t!
Another passenger makes remarks. Bruso moves to the front of the bus as the two exchange threats to whoop each other’s asses. Although Bruso has physically distanced himself, he continues the verbal conflict.

Bruso: You won’t do nothin’ to me! [then something unintelligible]
Black man: Say it again! [then something unintelligible as woman who was filming talks over him]
Iyanna Washington: Say it again! Say it again, Pinky!
The black man begins walking to the front of the bus.

Someone off camera whom many allege is Iyanna Washington: Beat his white ass! Whoop his ass!
Another passenger: Leave him alone!
The two men seem to be speaking to one another at the front of the bus, but cannot be heard over the noise from the rest of the passengers.

Iyanna Washington: It ain’t worth it, blood, it ain’t worth it.
The black man begins walking back to his seat as other passengers continue to comment.

Black man: I’d put my foot up your ass.
Bruso: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them.
Black man: What?!
Another passenger: Stop it!
The black man walks to the front again to continue the confrontation.
At 1:40, the black man lunges at Bruso, being the first to elevate the conflict to physical violence when he attempts to strike him in the chest, but the blow is mostly deflected by Bruso’s arm.
Bruso stands up and punches the black man in the face repeatedly. At least 9 punches can be seen, then the camera moves too much to get a clear view.
At 1:51 the black man can be seen shielding his face.

Bruso: Don’t fuck with me! He hit me! He fuckin’ hit me!
As can be seen earlier in the video, the black man attempted to either hit or shove him, but failed to connect.
Epic Beard Man exits the bus.

Bruso: He fuckin’ hit me first! He hit me in the face! [unintelligible] – self defense!
Bruso was not hit, nor was the attempted punch directed at his face.
At 2:07, blood spatter is visible on the seats of the bus.
At 2:22 Iyanna picks up a bag left by the old man.

Iyanna: Open that shit! laughs
Various passengers comment on what they’ve witnessed.

Iyanna: We can press charges, blood. I got in on videotape. He’s leakin’.
Black man: That motherfucker hit me. No no no no no.
Another passenger: Did he break your teeth?
Black man: No. Bring an ambulance.
Because of the man’s bleeding, injured face, his pronunciation of the word “Ambulance” has been misheard by many as either “bring M&M’s” or “bring amber lamps.”
Then there are some more remarks from various passengers, and the scene ends with a shot of a bench reading “Keep our city clean & safe. Do your part.”

[ExAm]

So its Epic Beard Man.

Obnoxious black dude starts getting all ghetto on some old white dude who is apparently "74" years old. He swings at him and then Epic Beard Man beats the fuck out of him.

Most satisfying one sided fight ever.

after the fight, the dude needed an amalance.I think he said he was 67

[Heathen]

Woah, damn. Big mistake. Yeah, he is 67 and the other guy is 50.

Also, big newmeme dump.


http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/621/original/EBMXzibit.jpg?1266509225
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/470/original/Ambulance_hail.jpg?1266432846
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/466/original/1266431893422.jpg?1266432452
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/462/original/TDs71.jpg?1266429901
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/439/original/EBM.JPG?1266418947
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/371/original/1266385141997.jpg?1266389117
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/369/original/1266374811802.jpg?1266389079
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/040/367/original/1266373834767.jpg?1266389054


EBM, the manliest person you will ever see with a fannypack and shorts.

[StankBacon]

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/1266554250498.gif

[ExAm]

http://nedroid.com/comics/2010-02-19-beartato-wishforwaffles.gif

[ICEE]

holy shit oakland? EBM is in oakland? 20 minute drive from my house. I should go see him.

But I'd need something for him to sign, maybe a piece of that kid's bloodstained clothing.

[Rob Oplawar]

http://i.imgur.com/2imOm.gif
Hehe, so true.

e: also,
http://hawtymcbloggy.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/105619565-full-2.png

[Heathen]

Yeh, its like if the skinheads/neonazi's blew up some shit in Russia, and Russia went apeshit on the US.

[Warsaw]

Except that the picture isn't actually accurate. We went apeshit on Afghanistan first. :downs:

[ICEE]

Yeh, its like if the skinheads/neonazi's blew up some shit in Russia, and Russia went apeshit on the US.


and then a US general shoots some british soldiers... and then those soldiers buddies kill the general...

the end.

[Cortexian]

Who the fuck pulls their shirt off like and then winds up for a pussy ass slap like that? I'm assuming it was a slap because you can see his hand open while he's swinging forward, could of closed his fist before the hit but it still looks lame as hell.

L2Fight.

[LesserOf2Evils]

http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1266623031851.gif

[Kalub]

Shit, that slap was mean as fuck

[Yoko]

I too had a good laugh at the image 4chan-leech.png ~!

[Cortexian]

http://static.4chan.org/image/4chan-leech.png
You can't link images directly from 4chan, we just see the above.

Download and re-upload.

[CN3089]

You can't link images directly from 4chan, we just see the above.

Download and re-upload.

no don't

[paladin]

please do

[Chainsy]

Who the fuck pulls their shirt off like and then winds up for a pussy ass slap like that? I'm assuming it was a slap because you can see his hand open while he's swinging forward, could of closed his fist before the hit but it still looks lame as hell.

L2Fight.
You when you lose your airsoft gun in the mud after you crash your crappy jeep?:allears:

[LesserOf2Evils]

Sober me does not wish to repost the 4chan gif. So here is a SFW one.

http://imgur.com/D20Xf.gif

[Heathen]

meh mildly funn-

no its not even mildly funny.

[EX12693]

Woo thats a new idea. A person was stupid.

STOP THE UNFUNNY.

[ICEE]

bandwagons are the new cool thing.

[Heathen]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/2728/imagexg.jpg
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3460/imagekc.jpg
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1200/imagelxs.jpg
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2292/imageuy.jpg


At my local gamestop. I was lollin.

E:woah LOLHUEG.

Fixed

E:
http://www.the-trukstop.com/articles/2009/images/darkclaw/darkclaw_sm.jpg

Source?

[ODX]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2jdgh8w.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/16gq9w.jpg

[Saggy]

funnyjunk stuff

You can't link directly from funnyjunk, all you see is the funnyjunk logo. Download and upload the images somewhere else.

[Heathen]

funny junk is still around? I remember this site in 4th grade or so.

[ODX]

Fixed it, I think?

[DEElekgolo]

http://i.imgur.com/nLitt.jpg

[Heathen]

Lol, so no one thought those and drawn game covers were awesome like I did :[

And LOL at that sign dee, and that pokemon thing ODX.

[English Mobster]

I liked your videogame boxes... :saddowns:
Also, lol at the Pokemon poster. I need to show that one to a friend of mine; it's a combination of her two favorite things: internet jokes and Pokemon.

[paladin]

I lold so hard at the pokemon stuff. Nice stuff

[Geo]

Dirty poke-puns. Hilarious.

[DEElekgolo]

http://deelekgolo.codebrainshideout.net/Pics/2010-02-23_1542.png

[Heathen]

what is it referring to?

[Yoko]

What are hot, sweaty child pornography actors?

[Heathen]

lol, Alex Trebec.

[Warsaw]

what is it referring to?

I do believe the answer is "What are 'lulz'?"

[teh lag]

that is the worst question...

images?
shits?

WHO KNOWS

[kid908]

that is the worst question...

images?
shits?

WHO KNOWS

I assumed they're refering to that picture itself. Post these and the these is that picture the these are in. IDK, but that's the only way I can see how it would be funny without any other reference.

[Wakeboy1337]

http://sundrania.com/sites/default/files/images/394.preview.jpg

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

damn.

[Heathen]

Yeah, it was Lulz.

[paladin]

lol

[Alwin Roth]

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fbb119a24a.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_57724_mindfuck_122_346lo.jpghttp://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_57724_mindfuck_122_346lo.jpg

[Penguin]

http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/manbreakfast-520x415.jpg

[DEElekgolo]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7121/1267075438169.png
Holy fuck this is amazing.

[Heathen]

THIS ONE LIKES THE MOON

SO I NAMED HIM POOPDICK

[Penguin]

so much lol
so much awesome

[StankBacon]

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/blueberry9500kirf02sm.jpg

[Heathen]

idgi.

[Wakeboy1337]

BLUEberry

[Warsaw]

Blueberry is a KIRF of Blackberry devices...except they are actually pretty legit KIRFs, which makes it less funny than it might otherwise be.

[StankBacon]

pretty much every kirf is a cheaply made piece of shit, i dont see the blueberry being an exception.

[Warsaw]

Should be paying closer attention then. The KIRFers have been stepping up their game in the past year. They just don't typically end up in the US for obvious reasons.

[English Mobster]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2nm3wax.gif

[StankBacon]

i lol'd

[hobojoe]

So wrong. But yet so funny.

[paladin]

Blondie

[ODX]

You're going to need a Kayak, gentlemen:
http://i50.tinypic.com/2iibxpc.jpg

[English Mobster]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2v0zpk8.jpg

[Cortexian]

You're going to need a Kayak, gentlemen:
http://i50.tinypic.com/2iibxpc.jpg
So insanely old.

[StankBacon]

i never saw it

[flibitijibibo]

Me neither, I always thought it only said swim.

I wonder what else they suggest?

[English Mobster]

http://davegraff.com/comics/2008-09-22-Vader.png

[Heathen]

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/6113/92877996.png


gman irl

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

:o

[Alwin Roth]

Time to Wake Up Mr. Freeman...
http://static.mmoabc.com/my//M/i/c/hael/2008/9/10/1221086547411.jpg

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Random Xex menu skin i saw once, semi sfw

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t290/The_Godless/wallpaper.png

[§partan 8]

I took this picture at the airport I work at and thought it was funny and stupid.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/230/img0650wd.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/i/img0650wd.jpg/)

[ExAm]

Ashtrays are places to extinguish your cigarettes. If you shouldn't be smoking on the bridge, then you should extinguish your cigarette. Littering is bad, hence they've provided you with a convenient place to extinguish your cigarette in an environmentally friendly manner. It's not stupid, it's one of the smartest things I've seen today. Your post, on the other hand...

Also this
http://i.imgur.com/MnNs0.jpg

[§partan 8]

Ashtrays are places to extinguish your cigarettes. If you shouldn't be smoking on the bridge, then you should extinguish your cigarette. Littering is bad, hence they've provided you with a convenient place to extinguish your cigarette in an environmentally friendly manner. It's not stupid, it's one of the smartest things I've seen today. Your post, on the other hand...

Also this


To use the bridge your either coming from inside the airport or the parking garage. Which also says no smoking meaning you should not have had a cig lite to put it out when they get to the bridge.

[ExAm]

http://imgur.com/kodxp.jpg

[flibitijibibo]

A guy with that many weapons watching Glenn Beck, possibly seriously...

That's more dangerous than it is funny.

[ICEE]

why? how is it more dangerous than a guy with ONE weapon watching glen beck? You can't operate more than one (or perhaps two but not very well) at a time.

E: that wrench may be the most dangerous weapon in the picture... just look at it

[Good_Apollo]

why? how is it more dangerous than a guy with ONE weapon watching glen beck? You can't operate more than one (or perhaps two but not very well) at a time.

E: that wrench may be the most dangerous weapon in the picture... just look at it Gordon Freemen could should make use of it...

[ICEE]

good thing hes a good guy

[ThePlague]

He better watch out, those blinds might fall on him.

[klange]

Glenn's shopped in, btw. But the bible isn't.

[English Mobster]

http://edrush.storm-wow.de/Witzige%20Bilder/catapultwk7ws6.gif

[Maniac]

The bar is a Stanley Fatmax Demolition Utility Bar, they are great.

[English Mobster]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/7/128784677382189181.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

http://edrush.storm-wow.de/Witzige%20Bilder/catapultwk7ws6.gif

That was quite possibly the least funny thing I've ever seen. :v:

[klange]

The bar is a Stanley Fatmax Demolition Utility Bar Fubar, they are great.
They call it the Fubar.

[ICEE]

whatever it is, it combines the powers of gordan freeman and the engineer.

[ExAm]

http://i.imgur.com/92TND.jpg

[English Mobster]

That was quite possibly the least funny thing I've ever seen. :v:
Hey, I laughed. :saddowns:

[Siliconmaster]

http://i.imgur.com/92TND.jpg

Omg lol.


Hey, I laughed. :saddowns:

Same. And I'd even seen it before.

[Heathen]

I laughed too.

Not at that though exam :/

[annihilation]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9356/1267362124423.jpg

[Alwin Roth]

Wat the SHit? It's a loop...

[AAA]

failed due to the fact that it didn't explain why he stole the kitty. Still trippy shit, though.

[n00b1n8R]

Food, I imagine.

[ICEE]

or companionship

[annihilation]

failed due to the fact that it didn't explain why he stole the kitty. Still trippy shit, though.

It's fun to kidnap cats apparently.

[Donut]

i kidnapped my cat from my moms house today

[Maniac]

Release that kitty, you evil do-er

[CodeBrain]

thats an old pic

I mean it was posted in this thread (and it's predecessors) multiple times

[Alwin Roth]

He stole the cat, because in the beginning that weird alien stole his cat as well...

[Wakeboy1337]

Or maybe he got his cat back.

[Geo]

Its weird how I was actually disappointed when it was over. Its such a deranged story.

[Warsaw]

It is old, but I still find it very good. If it were drawn better it could be amazing even.

[Bodzilla]

I'm actually writting a tripped out story like that as an album.

Ross has heard the first song on it :P

[Rob Oplawar]

http://i.imgur.com/NjjkM.jpg
lol

[Heathen]

good shit rob lol

[Heathen]

http://yasik.kiev.ua/TI_UVOLEN.jpg


LOLOL

[English Mobster]

Russian?
idgi.

Also:
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/15MB-Hard-Drive-1222.jpg

[Heathen]

thats like this one

http://www.rawimages.org/stuff/harddisk.jpg

[English Mobster]

http://www.geckotales.com/g-pig-love.jpg

[Cortexian]

It looks like those guinea pigs,

got laid down...
:caruso:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Awesome.

[DEElekgolo]

Stare at this for a minute.
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6517/1267501729717.gif
Look somewhere else.

[ExAm]

It looks like those guinea pigs,

got laid down...
:caruso:YEEEAAaaaahhh, no.

[ICEE]

I dont think one of those optical illusion things ever worked on me.

[paladin]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9067/35003.jpg
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4133/34896.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2342/34777.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6695/34171.jpg

And some political Cartoons by Frank Shiers of 97.3 KIRO FM

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3060/34905.jpg
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8379/34904.jpg
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/1365/34903.jpg
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1368/34902.jpg

[ExAm]

http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/batchcanadasm.png

[p0lar_bear]

I took these while driving to visit the family the day before Christmas Eve, apparently, forgot about 'em:

Hard to read, but is says "Driven by an old bastard"
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/1223091526.jpg

Yes, this Escalade appears to be owned by a very proud manager of the Dairy Queen in Groton, CT.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p119/p0lar_bear/1223091220.jpg

[Warsaw]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/paulhewson/Banner2_2010_max.jpg

[EX12693]

:XD: So true!

[t3h m00kz]

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/v2010_03_01/v32_22282369.jpg

[Con]

I dont think one of those optical illusion things ever worked on me.
Stare at the center of it and don't move your eyes. Keep staring for a couple minutes, then look away. If it still doesn't work then you're a mutant.

[ICEE]

nothing. What is it supposed to do?

[ExAm]

Weed out mutants. KILL ICEE.

[ICEE]

Wolverine is on my side. You guys are fucked.

[Darqeness]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/Delinquin/1246104913145.gif

The blue and green spirals are the same colour :ugh:

[Timo]

I get a similar effect after playing a long song on GH oh expert.

[Con]

That image blows any other "they're the same colour" ones out of the water.

[Wakeboy1337]

Can anyone explain why I can't download this file and why this is happening? :O

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/abc7896321045/Other/reversedownload.jpg

[PlasbianX]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/Delinquin/1246104913145.gif

The blue and green spirals are the same colour :ugh:

Not that hard to understand if you've had a color theory class. Colors are easy to manipulate by surrounding it with another color.

[Spartan094]

Can anyone explain why I can't download this file and why this is happening? :O

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/abc7896321045/Other/reversedownload.jpg
I do not want to know what your doing with a long horse picture.

The taliban are sucking your internetz, fight them back!

What the hell are you looking at in your browser like what tabs do you have on? Also what are you downloading...

[sdavis117]

Can anyone explain why I can't download this file and why this is happening? :O

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/abc7896321045/Other/reversedownload.jpg
The site you're downloading from wants their file back.

[Cojafoji]

http://steelcloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Google-Big-Brother-9.jpg

[Wakeboy1337]

The site you're downloading from wants their file back.

It never got past 3% everytime there was a shred of hope in my heart, the progress bar went backwards and the speed went into the negatives.

[hry]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/@AV-wtf.gif

[English Mobster]

I want this.
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2010/02/03/pencil_printer.jpg
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2010/02/03/pencil_printer2.jpg
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2010/02/03/pencil_printer3.jpg
Source here. (http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/02/04/printing-with-a-pencil-stub/)

[Con]

It'd never work out.

[Warsaw]

SMUDGES! :gonk:

[English Mobster]

True, it wouldn't work, but it's a neat concept, don't you think?

[p0lar_bear]

Problem there is, because pencil is erasable, it has no place in most offices. Would be too easy for information to conveniently go "missing" with erasable print on official documents.

[English Mobster]

But say you're a writer. Writers go through a LOT of paper and a LOT of ink (trust me).
That would be AMAZING. <3

[Timo]

Then it'd be a hell of a lot easier to get a laser printer that prints forever.

[Kalub]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j148/Delinquin/1246104913145.gif

The blue and green spirals are the same colour :ugh:


no they aren't?

[Rook]

no they aren't?

00FF96 & 00FF96

[Cortexian]

Yup.

[Heathen]

no they aren't?

lololoololol


E:

http://imgur.com/fmh73.jpg

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4946/5231267701872847.gif
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/images/smiles/face.gif

[Con]

hotlink ownage

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Na, ubi saw it and banned it XD

[Rob Oplawar]

http://i.imgur.com/2bueq.jpg
the funniest thing about it is it took me like 30 seconds to figure it out. maybe i'm just stupid... :saddowns:

[paladin]

http://i.imgur.com/2bueq.jpg
the funniest thing about it is it took me like 30 seconds to figure it out. maybe i'm just stupid... :saddowns:

I lold so hard

[Jean-Luc]

postin mass effect funny ITT

http://i46.tinypic.com/wmmjoy.png
I love Tali but what. the. fuck. That thread grows at a rate of a page every two minutes :|


These next jokes contain mild spoilers so avoid if you haven't played the game(s).
http://i46.tinypic.com/v8d8xd.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/ae47m0.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/1rvtxg.png
http://i47.tinypic.com/2lx8piw.png

[Cortexian]

"Dismiss this Claim", "Dismiss this Claim", "Dismiss this Claim",URGRAAAAAAA!!!!!!11!

[ExAm]

http://i.imgur.com/t5uxg.gif

[English Mobster]

I just watched that with Carameldansen playing.
I loled.

[Bodzilla]

It's better with Muse - Supermassive black hole playing

[Spartan094]

http://www.goofts.com/gooft-pics/mrtipitythefoolrubberduck.jpg
Mr. T can now pitty you in the bathroom.

[Alwin Roth]

:D

[DEElekgolo]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2391/1267896396034s.gif

[Con]

What the fuck is that?

[t3h m00kz]

Awesome in .gif form

[Cagerrin]

Rocket Elk?

[=sw=warlord]

What the fuck is that?
Santa has pissed off the wrong reindeer.

[Llama Juice]

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/DrakeBookPro.jpg

[Cortexian]

Rocket Elk?
Lmao that's a deer.

[ICEE]

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/DrakeBookPro.jpg

"I bought a mac. it came with a snake."

[DEElekgolo]

Oh look a ds. He must be pretty cool.

[Cortexian]

DS is the best hand-held.

[Heathen]

Thats like saying barbie's horse adventure is the best barbie game.

They all suck, but its better than all the other shittier ones.

[DEElekgolo]

The original ds. Not the new ones that look like even smaller mac books.
http://www.road2xl.com/sale/images/silver-ds-lite.jpg
http://nexus404.com/Blog/wp-content/uploads2/2008/01/apple-macbook-air-case.jpg

[Cagerrin]

Lmao that's a deer.
Pardon me for thinking that elk sounds "cooler" than deer.

-----

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/TalonX/randomstuff/1267745663149.jpg

[Pooky]

Oh look a ds. He must be pretty cool.

A blue, original DS.

Damn right he's pretty cool.

[DEElekgolo]

The setup.
http://www.myds.com.au/img/accessory/Nintendo%20ds%20%28Blue%29-1.jpg
http://www.toystoreinc.com/catalog/bluepokestylus.JPG
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/cyclo-ds-evo-ec-0-dsf.jpg
All I got, all I need.

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/TalonX/randomstuff/1267745663149.jpg
I posted this like 3 years ago, keep up newfag. :downs:

[Heathen]

http://www.toystoreinc.com/catalog/bluepokestylus.JPG
possibly the nerdiest thing I have seen

[Spartan094]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0903/come-any-closer-demotivational-poster-1237777182.jpg
:cwazy:

[Yoko]

lookit how ⑨ he is
http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/1267935237265.jpg

[Con]

I love the expression.

[teh lag]

:\

makes me ashamed to like those games

[ODX]

http://www.toystoreinc.com/catalog/bluepokestylus.JPG
possibly the nerdiest thing I have seenThere's one with Palkia on it too, and probably other Pokemon too have come out. I got mine (Dialga, shown above) with mah Pokemanz: Diamond ^.^

IT'S COOL, just wish it was smaller and fit into the damn DS.

[English Mobster]

http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/wild-world-robots/robot.gif

[ICEE]

oh Australia :allears:

[Heathen]

tl;dr?

[English Mobster]

Then here's a quickie:
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/5/2/f_w5eETGm_9320f93.jpg

[Geo]

Some people have a really odd sense of humor. Robots? What the heck? First off, it was kinda pointless, second off, comic jokes that long are almost never funny just because they get so old by the time you finish them

[English Mobster]

*Sigh*
Have another one, then.
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2006-07-17.gif
And if that don't do it for ya:
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/030710/tires-aligned.gif
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/02/HIV-Prevention-Masters.jpg
I normally hate these sorts of things, but this made me chuckle:
http://img.moronail.net/img/4/1/1941.jpg

[mech]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6982/froggyu.gif

[Penguin]

Can't hate these robots:
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/robot-cupcakes.jpg

[Llama Juice]

The setup.
http://www.myds.com.au/img/accessory/Nintendo%20ds%20%28Blue%29-1.jpg
Cyclo DS
All I got, all I need.

http://ucables.com/img/extra/DSTT-FLASH-CARD-NDSL-R34553-0.jpg

mine. :3 'cause I'm a cheapass.

That snake was my girlfriend's. Her DS is red haha.

[DEElekgolo]

http://deelekgolo.codebrainshideout.net/Pics/2010-03-07_2104.png

[Rob Oplawar]

idgi

[DEElekgolo]

The bread is irrelevant to the thread, you see.

[Heathen]

idgi

[English Mobster]

http://www.11points.com/images/classifieds/pleasingwomen.jpg
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/128854551602393821.jpg

[Heathen]

I will say the Lincoln/Nye is cool, but the nose is completely different.

[ICEE]

I bet bill nye couldve freed the slaves. with SCIENCE.

[Heathen]

He wouldn't have.






















Test subjects.

[ExAm]

Some people have a really odd sense of humor. Robots? What the heck? First off, it was kinda pointless, second off, comic jokes that long are almost never funny just because they get so old by the time you finish them
It's called an infographic. It's not a comic. Its primary purpose is information, not humor.

[Llama Juice]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs444.ash1/24474_349467632335_503932335_3876084_4112625_n.jpg

o.O

E:
http://www.llamajuice.com/img/StrongDrake.jpg

He's a strong one.

[ICEE]

just dont let him get around your neck. No matter how smart you think your snake is, they can kill by accident that way

[Llama Juice]

Drake's a sweetie, we put him around our neck all the time lol. Not like a coil, but like a scarf... he likes it 'cause it's warm.

right now he's all coiled up in my back pack.

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/DrakeBackpack.jpg

[Heathen]

get a mongoose

[ODX]

idgiYou see, it was a thread on Halomaps. And, Floyd posted a completely irrelevant picture, which just so happened to be bread. Because, the guy was asking about some map with nukes, so it was reason enough to be a complete douche and post nothing but crap in response instead of shutting up.

Isn't that just funny? :allears:

[Cortexian]

You see, it was a thread on Halomaps. And, Floyd posted a completely irrelevant picture, which just so happened to be bread. Because, the guy was asking about some map with nukes, so it was reason enough to be a complete douche and post nothing but crap in response instead of shutting up.

Isn't that just funny? :allears:
Yea, very funny!



...



Welcome to five years ago!

[Heathen]

OHHHHH.



No.

But kudo's floyd, I like your attitude.

[hry]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs444.ash1/24474_349467632335_503932335_3876084_4112625_n.jpg

o.O



http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/mr-bean.jpg

D:

[ICEE]

Yea, very funny!


...
Welcome to five years ago!

Thank you freelancer, that was the joke.
:lolugh:

[Heathen]

I'm liking the new attitude ICEE.

Though I lol at the attitude every time I remember what you look like.

[ICEE]

Whats that supposed to mean? I'm the best looking redheaded male out there. This is what I actually believe


No offence noob.

[Heathen]

pfft, cant mess with Poseidon.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/percy_jackson25.jpg

[English Mobster]

http://yayeveryday.com/images/post_images/2010-3-4/9401/1267738876.jpg

[DEElekgolo]

What about Epic Beard Guy?

[English Mobster]

I take it the graphic was made before he became a meme.
http://zroob.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/toilet-instructions_v3.png

[Heathen]

What about Epic Beard Guy?

that would have been lulzy

"A Motherfucker"

[Geo]

:awesome: restroom pic

[English Mobster]

http://www.humorearth.com/galleries/1246362790/5.jpg

[hry]

loled

[English Mobster]

http://mbilf.com/pics/combobreaker-20081016-054113.jpg
http://e-merl.com/comics/2008-12-18.gif
Also, I nominate Mr. Smug dog up there to be cropped and become a smiley face.

[Timo]

http://www.humorearth.com/galleries/1246362790/5.jpg

That's been in my sig for about 20 years

[Cortexian]

Itoilet-instructions_v3.png
I sometimes do that toilet paper on the seat thing if I have to take a shit in a really bad public restroom. Or camping outhouses, oh good god.

[paladin]

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8436/profits.jpg

Lol, what Obama? Record profits? Also, %s do not include risk investment

[Sasc]

http://dog-milk.com/images/2010/03/moustache-dog-toy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qlrHy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rg35g.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4ychG.jpg

http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss189/Counderz/M64rA.jpg

[Moses]

http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.455b291661f790f3bbbb34a4e5d13f58.jpg
http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/f/collegehumor.31e8cef50d1a668a2c76046f1e3592f6.jpg
http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/1/collegehumor.c6b68db4c5b642a2272509319c77085d.jpg
http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/3/collegehumor.147406ca64a2c0d64cdf75f32b9c7699.jpg

[ExAm]

http://i.imgur.com/meW0m.jpg