Landover Babtist Church

[Ganon]

Some of you may have seen this before, but It's still funnier than shit.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458


"I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/fear2.gif

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin "

The whole forum has threads like this. Tried registering to brush up on my trollin, but got banned before I could activate my account :golfclap:

also, fake

[Rentafence]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27509

:lmao:

[MetKiller Joe]

My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif


Priceless.

[ultama121]

This is more sad than funny tbh. But part of the funny part is that no matter how right they think they are, nobody outside of their community will listen to them. :lol:

[sdavis117]

We must name the members of that forum the Official Trolls of the Interwebs.

[Chainsy]

Hey ganon, hit me up on xfire, I got an account activated for the site. :realsmug:

[jngrow]

This is more sad than funny tbh. But part of the funny part is that no matter how right they think they are, nobody outside of their community will listen to them. :lol:

Woosh breh. It's ok though, it can be kind of hard to tell.


its ALL trolls

[Chainsy]

Fuck I got caught, apparently some of them play half life 2, I went in as father gregori rofl. :iamafag:

[ejburke]

Come on, guys. It's satire.

[n00ber]

I don't understand the question. I've given sister Thumper so many black eyes, split lips and broken teeth that I've lost track. She occasionally overcooks my steaks, leaves dust bunnies under the davenport, and forgets to feed the bear dogs.

The girl means well, but I feel that I have a Christian duty to train her for future married life. I believe that Jesus expects us Men to train women thusly. If we don't, who will?

[Chainsy]

http://www.modacity.net/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=454165

BATTLE OF THE TROLLS HAS BEGUN.

[ultama121]

Woosh breh. It's ok though, it can be kind of hard to tell.


its ALL trolls
Heh, that's awesome.

... :embarrassed:

[ultama121]

This is worthy of a double post.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/joo.gif

[Cojafoji]

i saw the true face of the lord today. he stared up at me with all his brown glory from under the water. on his way down he blessed me in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. the baby duck that i had known as charlie was dead.

[Horns]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4532

That guy has a really big red epeen.

[Corndogman]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4532

That guy has a really big red epeen.

Heh, maxed out red rep bars is named after him.

[Ganon]

BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

I believe it.

[paladin]

wtf.... I cant believe there is an actualy forum like that. wait, ya...

[paladin]

lol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=6096&d=1220968509

[Phobias]

I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Also, how many people stopped reading that thread after the third page? Anyone brave enough to check out that awesome heel?

edit: might as well add; Caution, if you don't like maggots, don't click past the second page.

[Wakeboy1337]

purchasing a wife can cost nearly as much as a new Ford http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

LOL

[cheezdue]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17350

I lol'd

E:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27990

:lmao:

[Ganon]

"Obesity just shows how prosperous and Godly Louisiana has become with Bobby Jindal in charge"

says the fat man

[Terry]

Yeah, it's sort of difficult to believe that someone would make over 8,000 posts of satire. Those must be some pretty fucking dedicated trolls. It's funny though because there really are people like this out there, no matter how exaggerated it seems.

[TVTyrant]

So is this for real or is it fake?

Also:http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2460

[Ganon]

So is this for real or is it fake?

People seem to have missed I said it was fake when I started the thread...

[Peterljr888]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.:lol:

[klange]

Oh god, their webstore is amazing.
I can get a bumper stick that says "If you're following Jesus, you're lost"! This is great!

[Corndogman]

Oh god, their webstore is amazing.
I can get a bumper stick that says "If you're following Jesus, you're lost"! This is great!

link?

[klange]

link?
Warning: Some of their stuff is NSFW
Official LBC CafePress store (http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist)
That bumper sticker (http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.397423206)

[Sel]

thats a great bumper sticker

[t3h m00kz]

is it just me or do half the avatars/sigs on that site have guns in them

oh wait it's fake, lol

[n00b1n8R]

If this were actually real, I might have some fun trolling, but as it's just one big massive "troll" circle jerk (is it trolling if everybody knows everyone is doing it?), I don't find it that funny.

Actually, that description reminds me of another site I go to..

[UnevenElefant5]

they're having a spammer attack by someone called _Satan_
lol

[Donut]

there is no way this shit is serious, but after the westborogh baptist church i dont know what to say other than is this serious or not? i honestly can not tell

[cheezdue]

I like how their banned users have avatars showing an angel throwing somebody to the pits of hell. We should have that.

[UnevenElefant5]

there is no way this shit is serious, but after the westborogh baptist church i dont know what to say other than is this serious or not? i honestly can not tell
And that's the most scary thing about this.

[Donut]

oh so this is seriously a website dedicated to making fun of people who follow the christian religion? weak.

[MetKiller Joe]

On the one hand, I'd believe it is satire. On the other, I'd also believe that most people (including myself) are too shocked with it to think it is anything but a satire.

[UnevenElefant5]

Also, this has probably already been pointed out, but you spelled your topic title wrong. It's baptist not babtist :eng101: