I AM THE STIG

[Bodzilla]

no wait thats Michael Schumacher.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8111588.stm
just look at his face, :realsmug:


Anyone else surprised by this? Fucking incredible driver. But it is a bit weird whether or not it's actually him
different line into the corners... so i dunno.

[=sw=warlord]

OLD.
Ugh, there was a thing on this like 3 weeks ago...

[Bodzilla]

?????????


happened on monday in aus :S



anyway who cares, what yas reckon?

[=sw=warlord]

?????????


happened on monday in aus :S



anyway who cares, what yas reckon?

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It was shown in june...
I personaly dont think he is the stig maybe a stig but not the stig.
There have been upto 4 of them.

[Rosco]

There's a bunch of stigs.

Different ones are used for different cars which require special licences.

[neuro]

dont worry, its not Michael Schumacher.

[Snowy]

I am the stig.

[Heathen]

Okay, so idgi.

Explain this to me please.

[DEElekgolo]

Its a spy.

[Ganon]

Okay, so idgi.

Explain this to me please.

they unmasked batman in the driving world

[Con]

Was anyone else hoping for a helmet under a helmet?

[Heathen]

they unmasked batman in the driving world

Ah.

And lol conscars.

[Kalub]

Was anyone else hoping for a helmet under a helmet?


I was :neckbeard:

[Limited]

I think Schumacher might have been the stig a few times, but the main guy is Ben Collins, the British rally and all round racer. I think he does all the track racing.

[Bhamid]

Where did you get that from?

[TVTyrant]

As an American living on the west coast, I have two questions.

1.Who the fuck is The Stig?

2.Who the fuck is Micheal Schumaker?

ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME NAO!!!

[rossmum]

As an American living on the west coast, I have two questions.

1.Who the fuck is The Stig?

2.Who the fuck is Micheal Schumaker?

ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME NAO!!!
how does it feel to live under the world's biggest rock

[TVTyrant]

Awesome since my rock is filled with unrestricted gun ownership :realsmug:

[Ganon]

how does it feel to live under the world's biggest rock

ask australia lol (http://www.atn.com.au/nt/south/uluru.htm)

[Xetsuei]

There's a bunch of stigs.

Different ones are used for different cars which require special licences.


I think Schumacher might have been the stig a few times, but the main guy is Ben Collins, the British rally and all round racer. I think he does all the track racing.

Yeah, basically what they said. You can also tell because in different episodes the Stig will be shorter or taller.

One time Schumacher was definitely the Stig is when the FXX was driven around the track, because that FXX was Schumacher's.

The Stig, any of them, are pretty damn good drivers.

0j_NIrTebts

[Aerowyn]

Gentlemen?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/Lady-Aerowyn/spystig.jpg

[Rob Oplawar]

This whole thread makes me smile.

[Xetsuei]

Gentlemen?

*pic*

:neckbeard:

[Sel]

who the fuck is the stig

sounds like a faggot to me

[ThePlague]

I am.

[n00b1n8R]

There are people who don't watch Topgear?

:smithicide:

[Cortexian]

who the fuck is the stig

sounds like a faggot to me
Uh... :suicide:

[Bodzilla]

There are people who don't watch Topgear?

:smithicide:

4 truff.

[Arteen]

There are people who don't watch Topgear?

:smithicide:
I've never even heard of Topgear or The Stig until this thread, actually.

[Bodzilla]

JESUS CHRIST!





you've been too busy watching 2 and a half men havnt you HAVNT YOU

:smithicide:

[Bodzilla]

deserves a repost.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/AmericanTV.jpg

[Ganon]

^ that is why I don't watch tv.

[Jean-Luc]

I pretty much agree with that chart, especially when looking at reality TV (although America's Got Talent is pretty good this year).

However, I'm still rather fond of American shows like 24, Family Guy, Futurama, House, Burn Notice, 2 1/2 Men, and NCIS.

[n00b1n8R]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/02/article-1040741-01D96D3500000578-941_468x460.jpg
Coolest middle aged-old men in the world
greatest falure middle aged men in the worldhttp://www.trollhattansaab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/top-gear-australia-cast.jpg

E: Zilla, I think you've got your axes the wrong way round.

[Arteen]

JESUS CHRIST!

you've been too busy watching 2 and a half men havnt you HAVNT YOU

:smithicide:
I don't think Topgear airs in the New World. Also, is there something wrong with 2.5 Men?

[n00b1n8R]

Asides from the fact 2.5 Men is to comedy what the Transformers movies were to film making, nothing. :downs:

[Jean-Luc]

I happen to think 2 1/2 Men is fucking hilarious.

I also enjoy the comedy of George Carlin, Jeff Dunham, Chris Rock, and Christopher Titus so you can't say I have bad taste :p

[Rosco]

Top Gear is incredibly famous guys, it's a laid back show about cars, it's cool.

[CN3089]

what the hell is the stig



who thef cuk is michael schumacher

what made you think this was a good idea for a thread

[Bodzilla]

U trolling



<:mad:>

[Xetsuei]

To clear some things up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher
Michael Schumacher is a 7 time world champion of the highest paid and most famous sport in the world, Formula One racing. He has one twice as many races as the runner up from him, and is probably the best Formula One driver there will ever be. Here's a little excerpt of his Monaco qualifying in 2006.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gear_(2002_TV_series)
Top Gear is an award winning motoring show based in the UK, it is the most watched of any in the world. Here are two clips from some of the episodes:
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Now you know who Michael Schumacher is and what Top Gear is. :|

[Jean-Luc]

You forgot to mention the competitiveness on "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car."

YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN?! :p

[Ganon]

I thought boxing or golf was higher paid than f1?

[Limited]

Some say his testicles are made from Titanium and that his under-pants are carbon-fibre.

Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat.

Some say his ears have a paisley lining, and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes.

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

Some say that his first name really is "The," and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal.

Some say that he gets terrible eczema on his helmet, and that if he'd been the video referee at the World Cup Rugby Final, he'd have seen 'of course it was a try you blind Australian half-wit'!




Coolest middle aged-old men....
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....in the world
ftfy

[Cortexian]

Jeremy Clarkson ftw, I think my favorite episode in the world so far was the special were they went to the U.S. to test out the 'vette, Challenger, and CTS!

[Limited]

Yeah that was hilarious, setting off the car alarms :D

[Cortexian]

Yeah that was hilarious, setting off the car alarms :D
Parking the Challenger in the street without using they keys due to the keyless ignition. :realsmug:

"I'm sorry officer, I didn't think you were like, a real policeman..."

[Xetsuei]

I thought boxing or golf was higher paid than f1?

Not even close. In either 2005 or 2006 Michael Schumacher was paid 80 million dollars.

[Limited]

Not even close. In either 2005 or 2006 Michael Schumacher was paid 80 million dollars.
Is that including sponsership? Because Tiger Woods made 150 million last year.

[Xetsuei]

Is that including sponsership? Because Tiger Woods made 150 million last year.

Not sure, just got the quote off Top Gear.

[n00b1n8R]

Michael Schumacher is a 7 time world champion of the highest paid and most famous sport in the world, Formula One racing.
I'm sorry, aren't you referring to soccer?