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Heathen
September 15th, 2009, 11:22 PM
Man Escapes from French Prison in a Goddamn Box

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A suspected murderer of two pulled a Solid Snake and escaped a high security prison by hiding in a box. Wow.


Forty-five-year-old Jean-Pierre Treiber built the box in a prison workshop, hid inside of it, and was unwittingly loaded into a delivery truck. At some point in the truck’s long journey Treiber snuck out of the box and bailed from the vehicle. Police have since launched an extensive search for the convict.

Treiber was in the Auxerre, Burgundy high security prison, awaiting trial for the murders of Geraldine Giraud and Katia Lherbier. Geraldine was the daughter of French actor Roland Giraud. The bodies of Geraldine and Katia were found in a well on Treiber’s property. The cause of death for both was strangulation.

Treiber was once a forest warden and is very familiar with the Othe woods which lie twenty miles north of Auxerre. It seems this drama is moving from one Metal Gear Solid title to the next: from Sons of Liberty to Snake Eater.
Oh yeah, its legit. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6163821/Prisoner-escapes-jail-in-cardboard-box.html)

Daishi
September 15th, 2009, 11:24 PM
what. the. FRENCH!?

ultama121
September 15th, 2009, 11:25 PM
Um... jesus christ how?

Phopojijo
September 15th, 2009, 11:26 PM
Um... jesus christ how?He built a box, got in it, and escaped in it...

Siliconmaster
September 15th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Wow. Life imitates art.

ultama121
September 15th, 2009, 11:31 PM
He built a box, got in it, and escaped in it...
Oh, right. :downs:

ChemicalFizz
September 16th, 2009, 12:42 AM
Snake, respond. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Phopojijo
September 16th, 2009, 01:08 AM
Snake, respond. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!It's a badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/)

Mushroom
Mushroom (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/giraffe/)

Sel
September 16th, 2009, 06:29 PM
Unfortunate that no one knows if he's guilty or not yet at this point, as the trial has been fucking held off for ages.

According to the article, the only thing they know he's guilty of is using the victims credit cards to withdraw money.

cheezdue
September 16th, 2009, 07:50 PM
That sneaky bastard!

Dwood
September 17th, 2009, 08:45 PM
He got impatient waiting for the trial to prove nothing, just like half the European cases.

PopeAK49
September 17th, 2009, 09:05 PM
I don't care if he's a criminal. He's my hero. A true fuckin ninja. :allears: