Kanye West Apology Maker

[English Mobster]

Anyone want to help Kanye out by writing his next "apology"? (http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/)



Don't you dare open this spoiler tag until you've made one.

Make one fucker.

Did you make one yet?


I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO MARK TWAIN AND MICKEY MOUSE FOR FUCKING THE CAR. I SPOKE TO MICKEY MOUSE RIGHT AFTER. MARK TWAIN IS VERY BLUE !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR MOVING AND DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT THE AWESOME PLACE. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MARK TWAIN 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF BALLOONS!!! YOUR KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGA I GAVE MY PEANUT TO JULIUS CAESAR WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

9/16/09

[Heathen]

What the hell was that extra crap in the spoiler?

[ThePlague]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Billy Mays AND Lady Gaga FOR slapping THE breasts. I SPOKE TO Lady Gaga RIGHT AFTER. Billy Mays IS VERY huge in the pants !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR hitting AND wanking!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT The Gay Bar. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Billy Mays 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF dick!!! third person KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! dawg I GAVE MY boobs TO Boxxy WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!meh

[Ganon]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO my dick gurl AND aww yeah gurl FOR fucking THE my dick. I SPOKE TO aww yeah gurl RIGHT AFTER. my dick gurl IS VERY dooky !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR pooping AND shitting!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT aww yeah gurl. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO my dick gurl 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF gurl!!! my dick KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! aww yeah gurl I GAVE MY my dick TO oooh give me that chocolate WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

long live skeet fighter

[mech]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO kobe bryant AND britney spears FOR fapping THE man. I SPOKE TO britney spears RIGHT AFTER. kobe bryant IS VERY faggot !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR felching AND fisting!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Toy's'R'Us. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO kobe bryant 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF car!!! ya KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! nigga I GAVE MY house TO Christopher Walken WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!

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[MastaCheefa]

Why dont you try locking yourself in a room doin 5 beats a day for 3 summers

[AAA]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Lindsay Lohan AND Hilary Duff FOR Fucking THE Gorilla. I SPOKE TO Hilary Duff RIGHT AFTER. Lindsay Lohan IS VERY Strong !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR Running AND Ranting!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Ubisoft. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Lindsay Lohan 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF Midgets!!! Your KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! Nigga I GAVE MY Kitty Cat TO Jesse McCartney WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

September 26th, 1999


Interesting... I lawl'd :v:

[UnevenElefant5]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO tom cruise AND brangelina FOR skeeting THE face. I SPOKE TO brangelina RIGHT AFTER. tom cruise IS VERY sweaty !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR fucking AND sucking!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Microsoft. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO tom cruise 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF george washington!!! you KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!! homie I GAVE MY parrot TO tom cruise WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

meh.

[Limited]

Damn Kanye is a douche, that HAS to be last time MTV allows him in. No idea why they let him in after his last outburst.

[Heathen]

And this: zIUzLpO1kxI

[Limited]

Oh no, I meant the one where he got onstage and yelled at them for not letting him sing/win an award.

http://ec.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shaq.jpg

[Donut]

am i the only one who doesnt give a shit and just thinks the whole thing is hilarious?

[English Mobster]

No, I'm with ya, Donut.

[Limited]

am i the only one who doesnt give a shit and just thinks the whole thing is hilarious?
It was funny, but 'what the hell' funny.

It was her first time at VMAs and she won, if he had a problem he should have told the MTV people after the show. Sure he was drunk, but thats no excuse and where the hell were the security people?

Totally unprofessional and he has a track record of being a sore loser.

[MastaCheefa]

Am I the only one that thinks Taylor Swift completely deserved that?

[Ganon]

Am I the only one that thinks Taylor Swift completely deserved that?

why would anyone deserve that?

[StankBacon]

Am I the only one that thinks Taylor Swift completely deserved that?

that's blasphemy

[=sw=warlord]

that's blasphemy
This is madness!

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

This is madness!

THIS
IS
APOLOGIES!

[Higuy]

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO p0lar_bear AND TheGhost FOR fucking THE cow. I SPOKE TO TheGhost RIGHT AFTER. p0lar_bear IS VERY ugly !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR slapping AND drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT bungie. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO p0lar_bear 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF faggots!!! yo KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! dawg I GAVE MY dick TO ganon WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
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[Heathen]

YO PYONG, IM HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THAT WAS A TERRIBLE MULTIPOST BANDWAGON.


E: FFFFF higuy

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I lol'd

[Corndogman]

Idk why, maybe its just the mood I'm in, but I really don't find any of these funny. I guess I'm just not a mad-lib kind of person.

[ODX]

"BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!1one! Mama I GAVE MY THE White House TO Barack Obama WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!"

...Oh dear god, what have I done....

[Wakeboy1337]

Am I too late?:downs:


I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO Jcap AND and Ghost FOR ruining THE VMAS. I SPOKE TO and everyone RIGHT AFTER. Jcap IS VERY pissed !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR fucking up AND dissing!!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT Modacity. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO Them 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF Ghost and Modacity!!! me KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! Yeah I GAVE MY wisdom TO Jcap and Ghost WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

[mistermom]

Yea...Kayne......????