What is the worst song of all time?

[Dole]

Yes, what is the worst song of all time?

After watching Human Giant on iTunes, Aziz Ansari's "the World's Shittiest Mixtape" sketch got me thinking... what is the worst song ever made?
Post your submissions, what do you think is the worst song you've ever heard?

I'm going with Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=tom+jones+sex+bomb)

[Hotrod]

Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song. "Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance" is just really annoying.

[Hurrvish]

^ qtf

the music video for black parade is the emo-est video ive ever seen... i dont understand why my friends like MCR

[Neuro Guro]

This song was voted the most awesomely bad song ever several times.

Personally I love it.

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[P-Thunder.]

Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song. "Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance" is just really annoying.

MCR are not Emo, they are POP music. I like Emo music, its good. I agree, MCR should be shot.

[Dole]

My Chemical Romance to pop = Snow Patrol, James Blunt, Jason Mraz, and John Mayer to rock.

[Patrickssj6]

The Frey - How to save a life

It's not bad but it's annoying.

[Hotrod]

The worst part is that one of MCR's concerts is on my birthday...that sucks badly...


I like Emo music, its good.

So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

[k4is3rxkh40s]

So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

So you are saying all emos cut themselves and you have to BE emo to like Emo music?

[Dole]

Stop spamming.

[Atty]

Any by Eddie Murphy.

[Limited]

Beautiful by james blunt

pisses me off

[Dole]

Beautiful by james blunt

pisses me off
Oh, dear God, how did I miss that one. :(

[Varmint260]

Any rap or emo "song" shouldn't deserve to even be called a song.

+rep, I agree with that. However, if I have to pick a song that's the worst, it'd have to be... ugh, it's bad that I can think of a bunch that are all trying to get to the #1 spot for worst song... sorry, they're all tied, and I don't wanna write 'em all down. How about Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" (I think it's called) for "Worst singing in a popular song ever".

[Timo]

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Schnappi the Crocodile.

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ugh....

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They have to be running out of things to talk about....

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No idea what the rest of the song is like, I get thrown off by the first ten seconds.

Or any one of Crazy Frogs horrible remakes of songs.

I could go on for hours.

[Dole]

Where did you dig up the first two?

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Also, worst songs ever in my opinion are We Fly High, This is Why Im Hot, and This is the Way I Live out of pure annoyance with them.

[Patrickssj6]

I love Schnappi how dare you.

[LlamaMaster]

"I'm, to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrrrrrrrrts"

It's ok for a male strip tease(I assume), but what else is it good for?

[Con]

I actually liked that second one timoz :o

[Teroh]

This song was voted the most awesomely bad song ever several times.

Personally I love it.

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Hey, I like that song!

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ugh....
I didn't hate that so much. I kind of liked it. :XD:

[Hurrvish]

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[p0lar_bear]

This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.

[k4is3rxkh40s]

This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.

Myspace wanna-be bands?

[Bodzilla]

The Frey - How to save a life

It's not bad but it's annoying.
QFT, i Heard that song at a funeral of a 17 year old dude i knew who Shot himself. i hated the song to start with but now it's just so much worse.

but i reckon most annoying one is
It's raining man, by Gerri halloway or watever

it's terrible Ppl playing CONSTANTLY on the radio where i live >_________>

[Dole]

This is a trick question. The varying tastes, intetests, likes, and dislikes of people mean that with every commerically released song ever made, at least ONE person in the world likes it.

The worst songs are ones that nobody hears of, the ones that don't make it out of the garage because the lead singer can't sing, the guitar sounds like crap, and the drummer can't keep a beat.
If you need to understand what I meant by "Worst Song Ever," Sex Bomb by Tom Jones is the perfect example.

It's a legitimate song, good singing, good instrumentals, but what the hell is he doing?
It's just so absolutely terrible, you're guaranteed to be laughing when the chorus comes around.

[rossmum]

I actually liked that second one timoz :o
Meh, I'd tap it.

...The chick, you sick fucks. D:

I don't really have a specific song I'd describe as the 'worst ever'... same as I don't really call anything the 'best ever', even my favourite songs. It's a subjective thing anyway, so there is no one 'worst song'.

[P-Thunder.]

So, you are saying that you like people that cut themselves for no logical reason and that like suicide?

Wow, stereotypical post of the month. You obviously don't have a clue what EMO is. I like the way i dress, i like emotional music, but do i cut myself? No i don't. Its like me saying your black so obviously carry guns and knifes and rob people.

Your just another stereotypical person. You judge people from how they dress or what music they listen to.

[Saggy]

I hate that Don't cha song by them Pussy Dolls or whatever they call themselves. It annoys me so much. "Don't Chaaaaa" Don't worry, I'm not chaing.

[P-Thunder.]

I hate all rap music. Except Gangsters paradise by coolio. The rest are all "nigaa got shot mofo" to me thats not music. Thats being stupid.

[ExAm]

Chicken dance. 'Nuff said.

[Hotrod]

The chicken dance is cool though...

[ExAm]

Also known as the Birdie Song, it was voted the most annoying song of all time (http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000724/ai_n14319979).

[RaVNzCRoFT]

You Are A Pirate (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)

[Emmzee]

You Are A Pirate (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
Sorry, this isn't the "best song ever" thread.

[Teroh]

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I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.

[Emmzee]

I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.
I can.

[Patrickssj6]

German rap ftl?

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[Teroh]

I can.
I REALLY doubt that.

[Dole]

I don't think anyone can hate that as much as I can.
What you got 'gainst asian pride, chigga?

[Neuro Guro]

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[Timo]

Guys I think Neuro found it.

[Neuro Guro]

[/win] + rep :D

[Patrickssj6]

Are you serious...that can't be real

[Hurrvish]

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also, neuro wins

[rossmum]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA NEURO THAT IS GOLD.

Seriously, I love it.

Edit:

He did Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ&mode=related&search=) as well 0_o

[Neuro Guro]

"Baby got back" is not by "mack daddy" , its by "Sir-Mix-alot"

[Hurrvish]

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i love this guy

[p0lar_bear]

What? Baby Got Back is the most awesomest song EVER.

[Neuro Guro]

Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

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[LlamaMaster]

What? Baby Got Back is the most awesomest song EVER.
+rep

[ExAm]

Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

fbGkxcY7YFUDear god, I clicked the play button, saw the title, and exited the window. I've seen that before. Only the first ten seconds, though, and only because I was in shock.

[Pooky]

Holy shit, I can't believe no one's posted one of those annoying fucking looping anime things this whole thread.

[Hurrvish]

what about this:
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[Timo]

Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

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Sorry sir you must be mistaken, for that song is awesome.

[ExAm]

what about this:
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[rossmum]

The empty space song?

Edit:

SCREW YOU TOO MISTER http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

[Dole]

Pfft... I have yet to see anything in this thread that could ever hope to match the likes of this:

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[rossmum]

fffffff, Tom Jones owns.

[Dole]

SCREW YOU TOO MISTER http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif
:p

That made my day, like you wouldn't believe.

[rossmum]

I try.

[Teroh]

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.... :smithicide:

[p0lar_bear]

Actually, I retract my previous statement: the Numa Numa song (Dragonsei Din Tea) is the worst song ever, as it exploded into a dumb fad.

[Xehsin]

Lolz! There is one song which is buggin me now...

Different Worlds by the Alchemist! i just heard it once and i got so pissed

[nooBBooze]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYak2F1hUYA

used to be on top of the charts for like two weeks or so. lol?

[Dole]

pYak2F1hUYA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYak2F1hUYA)
Youtube tags makes easy.

Haha, guidos! :p

[Saggy]

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[Patrickssj6]

Wie kannst du nur?

How could you....almost as bad as TOKIO HOTEL

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And the spoof(well it's on german but meh):
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[Boba]

Love Today - Mika :v

[Cortexian]

Obviously:

This. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=Barbie+Girl&search=search)

[Syuusuke]

Well, I can assure you that 4:33 is not the worst ever =)

(4:33, 4 minutes and 33 seconds is by far the easiest song ever, all you do is sit on the piano seat, put your head down for 4 minutes and 33 seconds playing nothing).

[Hurrvish]

i could fall asleep in that time :P

[Snowy]

Generally not a bad song, infact, it's really good... until it's sung by these guys:

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especially around 1:20 when he tries to hit the high-note.. Lol!!!

[Atty]

Omfg.. I was wrong..

THIS is the worst song ever.

fbGkxcY7YFUI think that video made me gay butt only for a minute. ;x

Although it's not the worst, I stand by my Eddie Murphay statement.

[rossmum]

Generally not a bad song, infact, it's really good... until it's sung by these guys:

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especially around 1:20 when he tries to hit the high-note.. Lol!!!
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?

I hope he gets cancer. :saddowns:

[Neuro Guro]

Obviously:

This. (http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=Barbie+Girl&search=search)

Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

[p0lar_bear]

That's Oma Henk, not Rammstein.

And it's a funny spoof of Barbie Girl.

[Dole]

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck does he think he's doing?!?! :mad:


Edit: Ah, let's consult the World's Shittiest Mixtape:
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[Patrickssj6]

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Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

Neither is that german or rammstein.I think it's dutch.

[ExAm]

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Neither is that german or rammstein.I think it's dutch.
That video wins the award for "worst possible compression".

[Rosco]

Heh, if you think thats bad...


Try the German version. Featuring Rammstein. (http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHA :lol:

[Hurrvish]

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[someone]

Wie kannst du nur?

How could you....almost as bad as TOKIO HOTEL

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Nein!!!! Wie konntest du den nur diese scheise diesen leuten hier zeigen?! TOKIO MOTEL SUX!!!!!1111

[Patrickssj6]

LOL Tokio Motel....

[Stealth]

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[Dole]

AHA! Bad song? Behold... The Loser's Anthem!

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@ Stealth: What the hell? Where did you find that? o_O

[rossmum]

also @ Stealth: THANKS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCARRING, GOSH. :gonk:

[mR_r0b0to]

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Not bad, but it got old really fast.
Bwahahah misheard lyrics.

[Stealth]

@ Stealth: What the hell? Where did you find that? o_O
I got it from TSL's forums, some one posted it there, where that person got that video, I have no idea.

also @ Stealth: THANKS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICAL SCARRING, GOSH. :gonk:
sorry!:gonk:

[Hurrvish]

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^worst video ever mb?

[Emmzee]

No, this is the worst song ever.
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[Teroh]

^ What. The. Fuck.

[Dole]

That is hands down the most terrifying thin I have ever seen.

Edit: Haha, FriedMetroid is a teddy bear! I guess he likes being hugged by little kids while they're asleep.

[OmegaDragon]

*bump* >.> <.<

This is the worst song ever......

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But still love the spoof on reggeaton ^_^

[TeeKup]

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You should be shot for posting that first one. :maddowns:

EDIT:
LOL v
http://www.alexkenney.com/Downloads/MP3s/MP3s/Barbie_Girl_German.mp3