Upset stomach.

[Huero]

I just sat on the shitter for an hour and 40 minutes.
Half of that time was spent pushing, the other half was me going "oh god this is terrible".
Now that I'm finally out of that hellhole (my ass is sore) my stomach is still messing with me. Anybody have a remedy for such a situation?

[Heathen]

Thats wonderful.
Is that the same poop from when I was in class?
Have you been on the can for 5 hours?

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Stop eating burritos

[annihilation]

Yay! Pepto Bismo!
Either that or eat some baking soda.

[PopeAK49]

Yay! Pepto Bismo!
Either that or eat some baking soda.

Fuck! You beat me to it. Hopefully you are drinking a lot of water after being on the shitter for that long....

[Alwin Roth]

Rub your back when your on the shitter, it helps.
(No ones watching you... so no need to be embarrassed, god...)

Take Charcoal Pills, they stop it.

Those 2 things are what I do when i get a stomach ache...
and they've always worked...

[PopeAK49]

What if you are overweight and you can't reach your back!?

[Ganon]

these are the kind of threads that dont need to be made

[mech]

I can push your shit in if you want me to, for a small price of course.

[Huero]

baking soda
Doing this, unless I see a better solu-

I can push your shit in if you want me to, for a small price of course.

:smith:

[Corndogman]

I'm with you man, I've been late to school every morning for like a week because right as I'm about to leave I suddenly have to take a very time-consuming shit. Definitely sounds like you've got it worse though.

[Kalub]

What if you are overweight and you can't reach your back!?
http://www.co-opxest.com/Store/keyword-is-dlf+bariatric+products/product-is-BA1116


attach a spiny plant and presto

[StankBacon]

trying to push out shit for an hour and a half is extremely bad for you.

[legionaire45]

Drill more holes.

BTW, way too much information.

[Cojafoji]

grin and bare it.

[ICEE]

You want an honest answer?

Pot. It helps my stomach troubles. Helps you relax, takes the pain away.

Inb4mass

[L0d3x]

A little less constipation a little more action.
Tu...tututututu, tu, tututututu

[SnaFuBAR]

get more fiber in your diet what the fuck

[Limited]

Quit eating that vindaloo.

You need more fibre, you can get constipation tablets too.

[Bodzilla]

are we talking

OMFG THIS LOG JUST WONT LEAVE MY ASS OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


or

*EXPLOSION!!!!* oh god i think i'm gunna get up i feel better all *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* oh god this is terribl *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!1


these are very useful ways of diagnosing the correct reasoning behind your shit, being shit.
:caruso:

[Kornman00]

:lol:

that must have been a pain in the ass sitting on the shitter all that time while fogblasting your vent core :realsmug:

yeah, more fiber, stat. and mos def drown yourself with liquids (not just water) after taking a shat like that

[PopeAK49]

I hate when you are on the toilet and you have diarrhea that makes it feel like a volcano eruption and your asshole is on fire. You get what I'm saying?

[Huero]

I hate when you are on the toilet and you have diarrhea that makes it feel like a volcano eruption and your asshole is on fire. You get what I'm saying?
I do, too.

are we talking

OMFG THIS LOG JUST WONT LEAVE MY ASS OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


or

*EXPLOSION!!!!* oh god i think i'm gunna get up i feel better all *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* oh god this is terribl *EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!1


these are very useful ways of diagnosing the correct reasoning behind your shit, being shit.
:caruso:
It was a mixture of both.
It was gross.
It was like "OH GOD IT WON'T LEAVE - FUCK WHY IS IT SEEPING OUT - GOD DAMN IT MY ASS IS LIKE TUBGIRLING RIGHT NOW"

Oh PS guys; fiber pills? Or should I just eat more grain foods?

[PopeAK49]

Eat more healthy food! Eat apples and whole grain bread.

[Maniac]

Funny as fuck, but seriously dont push that shit, its bad for you and will give you hemorrhoids.
Get some Metamucil.

[Wakeboy1337]

Hell, I have IBS (Google it if ya don't know) and I still still don't know what to do about. I usally run into the bathroom with my ipod or a magazine and text or read. Or I post on modacity. But srsly.... I really don't know what do to stop it once I start shitting. I could have milk and cereal and be in the bathroom in 20 minutes. Milk jumpstarts it but I have unlucky days where it just happens. Makes it harder to keep a job too :[

[Huero]

Funny as fuck, but seriously dont push that shit, its bad for you and will give you hemorrhoids.
Get some Metamucil.

well it's not like it just magically falls out
at least not for me

[Snowy]

I think you need some fiber logs
wYiMfvTDQiY

[Bodzilla]

Dr zilla provides you with a prescription.


take these:
https://www.myfruit.com.au/images/ResizedProductImages/size1/UncleTobyVitaBrits.jpg
6 blocks a day for breakfast, with about a litre of milk, you'll need a big bowl.
if you take this you'll never have any problems like this again.

ever.


i eat it every day, it's mutha fucking delicious!
n00b can vouch for me