I'm gettin mad (OR why 40K nerds should get pissy)

[n00b1n8R]

Wana know why?

You don't, it's too painful to look at.

No seriously, no.

ok fine

p much this (http://ultramarinesthemovie.com/home)WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUARD MOVIE GAMES WORKSHOPWHERE ARE THE GUARD!?!?!:smithicide:

[RedBaron]

Why always Ultramarines?!

Imma go fuck them up with my Blood Angels Army. Sanguinius, FUCK YEAH!

[n00b1n8R]

you using the BA rules they published in WD a year or two back? (I havn't heard much from /tg/ on how that last plays, kinda curious)

also, general 40K discussion if you like~

ps. apparently this is being made by the same studio which did the bionicle movies :suicide:

[Cortexian]

Black Templar supremacy.

Tau supremacy on top of that.

If the movie has CG better than DoWII's cut scenes I might go see it, doubt it though.

[Alwin Roth]

Blood Angels...

[Sel]

40K is for faggots

coh is infinitely better sorry

[Jean-Luc]

40K is for faggots

coh is infinitely better sorry
:frogout2:

That is all.

[Cortexian]

40K is for faggots

cohk is infinitely better sorry
ftfy.

(pronounce it)

[n00b1n8R]

40K is for faggots

coh is infinitely better sorry
DoW = 40K but 40K >= DoW hth

The reason I'd love to see a guard movie because they really get the shit end of the stick and it'd be an amazing way to show off the setting (aka. THE UNIVERSE IS SHIT AND YOU'RE GONA DIE LOL~). Instead they're gona make a generic geneticaly-engineered marines in space fightan aliens and heretics with gothic architecture.

Though if they'd called the movie "Tyran" and focused on the advance of HF Behemoth towards Ultramar, Starting at the Tyran research station, then kryptman as he went out to see what happend to them, then cut to guard defending cut off worlds under seige, then climaxed with the battle for Maccrage (and you could focus on the Smurfs here if yo like), I'd be down for that too. :allears:

[CN3089]

40K is for faggots

coh is infinitely better sorry

quotin this cuz im down (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-warhammer-40k.php)

[Reaper Man]

Needs moar Tau.

[Cagerrin]

Needs more CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! tbh.


ps. apparently this is being made by the same studio which did the bionicle movies :suicide:The one that did the first three or the more recent one? Because if it's the one that did the first three that's almost not a bad thing.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I want a wh40k fps
:(

[Alwin Roth]

I want a wh40k fps
:(

There is one for the Ps2...
You play as the TAU however...

[Cagerrin]

ps2/pc

But it sucks and sort of rapes canon rather violently.

[Higuy]

There is one for the Ps2...
You play as the TAU however...
i played that when i was like 7 at my friends house
fun shit

[UnevenElefant5]

Really? Ultramarines?
:|
IG movie would be awesome, but I'd just as soon go see an Eldar movie too.

[n00b1n8R]

quotin this cuz im down (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-warhammer-40k.php)
That is an amazzing article :iamafag:

[NuggetWarmer]

I'd like to see a modacity movie.

Plot:
shitpost
shitpost
shitpost
shitpost
shitpost
anime
shitpost
end~

[n00b1n8R]

You forgot retarded trend xyz. :downs:

[TeeKup]

For the Hive....Tyranids all the way fuckers.

[Rosco]

You forgot retarded trend xyz. :downs:

Naw retarded trends gave us random signatures yah know :ugh:

[Warsaw]

Needs moar Imperium tbh. =|

I can't really get into the Space Marines as much. Still, if the movie is anything like the DoW intro, I will pay money.

[SonicXtreme]

Reason they focus on the Ultramarines so much is because they all ways get the shitty jobs , like protecting Ultramar from Tyranid invasion :/

[Warsaw]

With that logic, the IG also get all the shitty jobs...hell, with IG, at least you could have an excuse to bring Space Marines in, where as with Space Marines, you'll probably only see IG in the beginning, and then the Space Marines for the rest.

[Pooky]

Bleh. Inquisition movie, not necessarily all about WOR, would be better.

[Cagerrin]

Bleh. Inquisition movie, not necessarily all about WOR, would be better.
Problem is that warzones are easier to fake than "inquisitorial" environments like hive cities and such.

Somehow 40K is always diluted unless you're imagining the environment from descriptions. Books > movies.

[Pooky]

Problem is that warzones are easier to fake than "inquisitorial" environments like hive cities and such.

Somehow 40K is always diluted unless you're imagining the environment from descriptions. Books > movies.

The thing about Space Marines is you just can't relate to them. What would be awesome, is a movie from the point of view of a conscripted Guard trooper who eventually gets to witness the Space Marines in action, thus putting it more in perspective.

[Cagerrin]

The thing about Space Marines is you just can't relate to them. What would be awesome, is a movie from the point of view of a conscripted Guard trooper who eventually gets to witness the Space Marines in action, thus putting it more in perspective.
I don't see it needing Smurfs at all, tbh. And certainly not more than one, considering how damn powerful they are fluff-wise.

Best thing would be having the enemy commander a Chaos Marine, and the only marine in the movie.

[Pooky]

I don't see it needing Smurfs at all, tbh. And certainly not more than one, considering how damn powerful they are fluff-wise.

Best thing would be having the enemy commander a Chaos Marine, and the only marine in the movie.

So maybe, Cadians vs. Khornate warband led by an aspiring champion?

[UnevenElefant5]

So maybe, Cadians vs. Khornate warband led by an aspiring champion?
Yes.

[Cagerrin]

Isn't that a little unbalanced towards the "good guys"?

I mean, any other Iggys I could understand, but Cadians...

Maybe have them facing Eldar or something, not wussy Khorne cultists.

[Pooky]

Isn't that a little unbalanced towards the "good guys"?

I mean, any other Iggys I could understand, but Cadians...

Maybe have them facing Eldar or something, not wussy Khorne cultists.

What if those cultists were supported by a few squads of World Eaters?

besides, Eldar are wussier than anything. Even Tau are manlier

[Dwood]

I have no idea what's going on this thread.

[Cagerrin]

What if those cultists were supported by a few squads of World Eaters?

besides, Eldar are wussier than anything. Even Tau are manlier
But that breaks the "no more than a single Marine" rule.

But then, hell, Cadians practically break it and they're just grunts.

E @ Dwood: um, I'm wanking to Cadians(or rather how they were described in Eisenhorn)?

and yes, I do realize that probably makes even less sense.

[UnevenElefant5]

Isn't that a little unbalanced towards the "good guys"?

I mean, any other Iggys I could understand, but Cadians...

Maybe have them facing Eldar or something, not wussy Khorne cultists.
Give the cultists Bloodletters.
E: and eldar are not weak :C

[Cagerrin]

Give the cultists Bloodletters.
Adept Grendel frown in the general direction of your bloodletters.

[Pooky]

But then, hell, Cadians practically break it and they're just grunts.

Nah, that's just the Kasrkin (also going off Eisenhorn here).

[Cagerrin]

Yeah, but Cadians in general(also going of Eisenhorn) are all a good deal better than your average Quintus McGaurdsman anyway. Not just the Kasrkin(who are really just normal guardsmen with balls the size of cantaloupes)

[n00b1n8R]

Bleh. Inquisition movie, not necessarily all about WOR, would be better.
CSI: Armageddon Majoris :neckbeard:

Problem is that warzones are easier to fake than "inquisitorial" environments like hive cities and such.
Internal, incredibly atmospheric environments arn't that hard (Could you imagine a 40K movie with "300" stylisation? :o). Internal environments are easier to do than sprawling battles with hundreds of humans/aliens/daemons/tanks/walkers/aircraft.

What would be awesome, is a movie from the point of view of a conscripted Guard trooper who eventually gets to witness the Space Marines in action, thus putting it more in perspective.
Also acceptable (and have them fight aliens, not chaos please (unless it's cadia during the 13th Black Crusade))

So maybe, Cadians Inquisitorial Acoplyte vs. Khornate warband secretly HUEG Chaos cult on the verge of open rebelion led by an aspiring champion Of the Alpha Legion?
ftfy

besides, Eldar are wussier than anything. Even Tau are manlier
The Death Jesters would like to have a word with you.

Yeah, but Cadians in general(also going of Eisenhorn) are all a good deal better than your average Quintus McGaurdsman anyway. Not just the Kasrkin(who are really just normal guardsmen with balls the size of cantaloupes)
They're still no Catachans http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-clint.gif

[Pooky]

ftfy

IAWTP, but, why Alpha Legion?

[Cagerrin]

Because Magnificent Bastards make great villains?

[Cortexian]

I'm not seeing why it would be so hard to relate to Space Marines, they're just super humans with crazy augmentation no?

(like Halo Spartans, only worse)

[Cagerrin]

I'm not seeing why it would be so hard to relate to Space Marines, they're just super humans with crazy augmentation no?

(like Halo Spartans, only worse)
Fanatical, racist super humans with crazy augmentation.

[Pooky]

Fanatical, racist super humans with crazy augmentation.
Also indoctrination and super berserk tactics.

[Warsaw]

Read the above two posts together as: Space Wankers.

[n00b1n8R]

IAWTP, but, why Alpha Legion?
The WB and AL both use and cultivate cults as part of their war machine, they just differ in how they use them (spys and sabotage for teh AL, cannon fodder for the WB).

I just think the AL method is more insidius and scary vOv

[Cortexian]

Fanatical, racist super humans with crazy augmentation.
Sounds like the majority of the U.S. to me! :allears:

[Dwood]

Sounds like the majority of the U.S. to me! :allears:

:ugh:

[Warsaw]

Sounds like the majority of the U.S. to me! :allears:

i c wut u did thar.

Irony.