What the fuck kind of insect is this

[t3h m00kz]

They're everywhere and I've asked everyone, nobody knows. It's bugging (HEH) the fuck out of me. I thought they were stink bugs at first, but they appear to be much narrower and the head shape seems to be different. They're very slow-moving and seem to be pretty harmless. They're like the sloths of insects.

http://i655.photobucket.com/albums/uu279/m00kz/DSCI0019.jpg
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[Needles]

Ick bugs :ugh:

Looks like some sort of huge ass roach, or maybe a really weird grass hopper since it's back legs are huge =/

[Dwood]

It's a Halo 3 ODST fanboi.

:P

[Jelly]

It looks like a stink bug. I think stink bug refers to a family of insects, not a specific type of insect, so the small differences in shape shouldn't matter too much.

[Cojafoji]

stink bug. they're from korea.

brown marmorated halyomorpha halys

[Chainsy]

Assassin bug. It sticks ya with its tooth thing.

[Advancebo]

To the taxonomy website.

[t3h m00kz]

Assassin bug. It sticks ya with its tooth thing.

o snap

http://halo.neoseeker.com/w/i/halo/2/23/Assassin_Medal.gif

[Matooba]

One of those things bit me b4!!!! No Joke. I was driving to the store and i felt a sting on my head under my hat. I pulled over and one of those things was in my hat. They have a little retractible snorkel. This one was brown.

Picture of bug
http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/What%20i54.jpg
This is an assassin bug (Hemiptera: Reduviidae). They are general predators on other small arthropods, but some tropical/subtropical species feed on human blood and can transmit a protozoal disease (Chagas’ disease) to humans. However, although some northern species can give a painful ‘bite’ if mishandled, none are of any real medical importance. Also, some species will wander indoors while in search of prey. One species often found indoors is the ‘masked hunter’ (Reduvius personatus), see http://www.extension.umn.edu/projects/yardandgarden/ygbriefs/images/entomology/colorslide/maskedhunter.jpg for an image and http://www.uvm.edu/extension/publications/el/el254.htm for a fact sheet.
Ed Saugstad, retired entomologist; Sinks Grove, WV


Speaking of WTF bugs.... Look at this thing:
http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/What%20i38.jpg

[t3h m00kz]

Yeah it's wierd I'm looking at it and it looks like an assassin bug in the head area, but the rest of the body looks like a stink bug humped up a grasshopper

assassin bug:
http://richard-seaman.com/USA/States/Michigan/LowerHuronMetropark/HuronAssassinBug.jpg

Also Coja, I looked it up, and it looks similar, but not too much. These seem wider.
brown marmorated halyomorpha halys:
http://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/veg/bean/BMSB_09.jpg

[PopeAK49]

Assassin bug. It sticks ya with its tooth thing.

I was thinking the same exact thing but it's snout doesn't seem of an assassins bug. And it looks small compared to one.

If it is an assassin bug. Put it on your hand and see if it will suck your blood!

[t3h m00kz]

HOW ABOUT NO :gar:

[PopeAK49]

HOW ABOUT NO :gar:

It will only hurt for a second. The saliva from it will numb the area it's feeding on. :realsmug:. Put it on your dingaling.

[t3h m00kz]

but I need that.

[t3h m00kz]

http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/What%20i38.jpg

oh my god what the fuck is that thing that's scary as shit

[PopeAK49]

:gonk:
It's a breed between a giant asian hornet and a praying mantis!? Dear god in heavens!

[t3h m00kz]

Mantidfly

Actually doesn't look too intimidating, really

E: Actually nevermind this thing is scary as shit

Vr34zdk7588

[PopeAK49]

Mantiwasp

ftfy

[Matooba]

This is a mantidfly (Neuroptera: Mantispidae). They superficially resemble a preying mantis, but are in an entirely different order. They are harmless to humans, but are voracious predators on other small arthropods. The larvae feed primarily on the egg sacs of ground-dwelling spiders. Ed Saugstad, retired entomologist; Sinks Grove, WV

http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/What%20i34.jpg
http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/What%20i36.jpg
http://pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/pest_photos_401.htm

[kid908]

looks like a wasp trying to fuck a preying mantis. Or giving a BJ....

[blind]

but I need that.
troll post.

ps its a bug.

[Wakeboy1337]

Another bug thread?

[Siliconmaster]

We get those bugs all the time in New Hampshire. I've seen at least a few at college in New Jersey.

[Reaper Man]

It's a pentatomid.

[Double_Clawshots]

They're everywhere and I've asked everyone, nobody knows. It's bugging (HEH) the fuck out of me. I thought they were stink bugs at first, but they appear to be much narrower and the head shape seems to be different. They're very slow-moving and seem to be pretty harmless. They're like the sloths of insects.



they look like squashbugs. they're a parasite that thrives on squash plants

[Bodzilla]

if bugs where the same size as us they would rule the world.

[Ganon]

isnt there something like 50 million bugs to 1 person anyway?

[t3h m00kz]

Sorry for the bump but I just found out what it is, it's apparently a Western conifer seed bug.

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It resembles a stink bug and apparently emits aroma, but it's not too closely related.

[blind]

cool bro story

[t3h m00kz]

riveting tale, chap

[blind]

interesting anecdote, amigo

[JERK]

unfunny meme, dorks

[blind]

thats the point jerk.. you're so silly :)

[FreedomFighter7]

I'm not sure but it looks like a box elder bug. They're pretty harmless, if that's what you've got.

[Aerowyn]

unfunny meme, dorks

you must be new around here.

Also, gross bug is gross. I had one of those on my car the other day but it was not nearly as big as that. D: I'd have freaked had it been that big.

[Donut]

yes hes new here. your hat rant brought him here :lol:

and this fucking thread is going to give me nightmares. seriously why the fuck did i click this thread when i know im going to bed in a few minutes...

[TheGhost]

Ugh I put on my shoe this morning and there was a beetle in it. Found one in my bed a couple weeks ago. Time to call the fucking landlord.

[blind]

owned!!~~^^