Inheritance.

[blind]

So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when my gma dies.
oh niggers.

[CodeBrain]

oh god

:ohdear:

[Horns]

So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when my gma dies.
oh niggers.

I'll only charger 100k to take her out. :realsmug:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

brb, marrying your gma
:v:

[Yoko]

you should invest that money into something important

like buy out the domain name www.modacity.net

[Ganon]

dats it

[Rook]

WHAT THE FCUK

So I just found out I'm getting a 590k inheritance when I kill blind.

[Needles]

you should invest that money into something important

like buy out the domain name www.modacity.net

"Modacity.Net Estimated Worth $5102.7 USD" :v:
http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.modacity.net

[paladin]

I call shenanigans.

[blind]

Buying modacity.net definitely. Nothing will change except I will be an allpowerful administerminater.

[Rook]

son it's not a dictatorship they have a right to decline your $$$

[blind]

by "buying" i mean paying 10k to a ex convict to go to ghost's house and kill him after forcing him to right a will naming me the sole heir of mod a city.

[Rook]

oh ok, ghost i'll come to you're funeral

[Ganon]

honestly how much of it are you going to blow at tittybars

[Cojafoji]

honestly how much of it are you going to blow at tittybars
knowing blind? probably about 300k.

[annihilation]

You should troll The Ghost and make a modacity.com.

[blind]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO
i'd spend 300k on chicken wings though.

[Dwood]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NO
i'd spend 300k on chicken wings though.

Use the money to buy the rights to Halo PC source code + dev tools.

[blind]

no because halo pc sucks.

[Cojafoji]

Use the money to buy the rights to Halo PC source code + dev tools.
ahhhhh nothing like spitting up diet iced tea all over my monitor. thanks.

[Kornman00]

you should switch your grandma over to Gieco

you could save 15% or more :downs:

[annihilation]

How old is your grandma?

[Donut]

youre actually inheriting half a million dollars. at once.
god fucking help us

[EX12693]

Old enough for Blind to make a thread like its gonna happen tomorrow.

[paladin]

youre actually inheriting half a million dollars. at once.
god fucking help us


For amounts over $500,000 but not over $750,000, the tentative tax is $155,800 plus 37% of the excess over $500,000.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_tax_in_the_United_States)

That sucks. Mr. Obama wants your money to pay for my health care

e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.

[Rook]

he lives in canada, but that huge tax is stupid as shit.

paying for his fail stimulus tbh.

[n00b1n8R]

Blind is lieing, prove me wrong.

[Dwood]

ahhhhh nothing like spitting up diet iced tea all over my monitor. thanks.

Glad I could help. :iamafag:

[neuro]

gimme some money, im living off stale bread with ketchup i found in the trashcan!

(etc)

[Kornman00]

e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.
Which is rather BS since you usually gain that money from INCOME or retirement shit which is taxed ALREADY. Just because you die and are giving it to someone shouldn't give the gov't any right to touch that shit. You WORKED for that money. The physical form may be the "property" of the US, but if said gov't learned how to control it's spending and credit they'd have some say in this.

yeah, fuck that second tax shit taxman

[Anton]

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_tax_in_the_United_States)

That sucks. Mr. Obama wants your money to pay for my health care

e: cant find the link, but its part of the new health care bill to raise estate Inheritance taxes, some as high as 45%.

I recently read that 2010 is the renewal year for the "death tax" bill.. 2010 is the only year in which she could possibly die and no taxes be removed from the inheritance. (http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Taxes/CutYourTaxes/2010-the-best-year-to-die.aspx)

[Dwood]

It already is 45% paladin

:ugh: Someone should shoot those guys in Congress.

[Rosco]

by "buying" i mean paying 10k to a ex convict to go to ghost's house and kill him after forcing him to right a will naming me the sole heir of mod a city.

Good man.

Can't wait to hear the stuff you get man, we can compare!

[Ganon]

Kill that granny blind

smash her shit

[Trulife8342]

Ganon, I respect you and your post count.

[Ganon]

hey cool man thanks I appreciate it

itt you don't know much about this community and who has ties with who

[Atty]

That's really not all that much of a inheritance...

[blind]

How old is your grandma?
95.

And theres no tax on it I guess, so I'm getting 100% of that money.

Atty, its better than the $0 that I thought i'd be receiving.

[InnerGoat]

Buying modacity.net definitely. Nothing will change except I will be an allpowerful administerminater.

no don't

e: if you ban freelancer i'm ok with it

[Con]

is this real
this cant be real

blindzzz

[blind]

+rep will be rewarded kindly.

[LlamaMaster]

Fuck your lies.

You get nothing.

[blind]

no it is in fact you who gets nothing

[Timo]

Can I have $5

[mech]

Buy a hoaers and give it hay.

[annihilation]

Blind must have been very sweet and nice to his grandmother.
:-3

[Donut]

That's really not all that much of a inheritance...
how old is blind? isnt he around 20? half a million bucks is alot for somebody that age

[InnerGoat]

It's a good deal of money for any age :raise:


Buy a hoaers and give it a blow.

yeah this

[Aerowyn]

Keep in mind that it will be considerably less after inheritance taxes are taken out on it, but it's still an amazing amount of money regardless.

[Horns]

Keep in mind that it will be considerably less after inheritance taxes are taken out on it, but it's still an amazing amount of money regardless.


95.

And theres no tax on it I guess, so I'm getting 100% of that money.

Atty, its better than the $0 that I thought i'd be receiving.
.

[blind]

woop.

[paladin]

I guarantee it'll be taxed, no matter where he lives. Uncle Canada will want a take.

[StankBacon]

you all got trolled.

[Corndogman]

Right, as if blind wasn't already enough of an asshole, now he's a rich asshole! lol <3.

Anyways, perhaps the taxes being taken out have already been factored in, and the 590k is the amount he's actually getting. I don't see how no taxes would be taken out so tht seems plausible.

[blind]

I guarantee it'll be taxed, no matter where he lives. Uncle Canada will want a take.
No. Apparently it was the plan, or whatever. but 590 is the final amount I'm getting.
And shut up bacon, lol.

[paladin]

lol so you really inherited 750k

[Rosco]

lol so you really inherited 750k

i made 750k unlike this joka

<3

[blind]

i dont know, who cares. im getting 590 lol.

[Ganon]

too bad canadian money doesnt count

[annihilation]

I hope you spend that money on something productive and benifitial.

[leorimolo]

I hope you can invest wisely and not blow it like a stupid teenager. Its a golden chance to make something big, put it to work!

[blind]

I hope you can invest wisely and not blow it like a stupid teenager. Its a golden chance to make something big, put it to work!
lol no.

[Cojafoji]

What blind will spend his money on in two words:
coke & whores.

[flibitijibibo]

I think the proper term is "hookers and blow". Has a nice rhythm to it, you know?

[blind]

blow isn't that fun, although i will probably be doing it alot just because i CAN.
and fuck hookers, ill just find some nice gold diggers to sit on my dick.

[Ganon]

fancy eatin eryday

[NullZero]

get a good pc

[Wakeboy1337]

Live an average life and don't work too hard for the rest of your life.