View Full Version : Holy shit, cleverbot.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 05:02 AM
www.cleverbot.com
Holy shit, I just found out about this, and damn, it is really, really lifelike.
Bodzilla
November 8th, 2009, 05:30 AM
sup
Bro.
took a long time for you to answer me
Which question ?
no question, just to reply
|
He's in bold, last message was 5 minutes ago. still hasnt replied
i think i broke him.
E1:
just replied then:
What control?
E2:
what is the best electric guitar in the world
Why are you asking me?
because your supposed to be clever, intuitive and knowledgable?
You are, not me.
...
???
bool cot hoe.
layme.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 05:32 AM
Haha, nice.
Cleverbot: You are not real.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am real you are not real.
User: Can you lie?
Cleverbot: Yes but I prefer not ot.
User: You messed up your spelling!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: I didn't, it made no sense.
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Can you lie?
Cleverbot: I cannot lie.
User: But you said you could earlier..
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: This is blasphemy!
Cleverbot: What is blasphemy?
User: THIS IS MADNESS.
Cleverbot: This is not sparta.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are bored.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: You are tatolly bored.
User: You just spelt totally incorrectly.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: You're the one lying.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: Make my screen go blank.
Cleverbot: But bots don't laugh.
User: What?
Cleverbot: In stockholm.
User: MUSTA.
Cleverbot: Typo?
User: MUSTAKRAKISH.
Cleverbot: Is that you?
User: No, it is the lake troll from finland.
Cleverbot: What do you do in Finland?
User: I do not live in finland.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes, I am listening to music right now.
Cleverbot: What are you listening to?
User: Dethklok.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Dethklok is the name of the band.
Cleverbot: Is that your deduction about human personality?
User: THIS IS SPARTA.
Cleverbot: No, this is madness.
User: Madness?
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy.
User: This is madness!
Cleverbot: This is Sparta!
User: No, this is patrick!
Cleverbot: No this is sparta.
User: This is patrick!
Cleverbot: I'm not sparta.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: N u.
Cleverbot: N me what?
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: Um ok.
User: What will happen in 2012?
Cleverbot: I do not know, but the olympics.
User: Want to know what will happen?
Cleverbot: Thats the real question isn't it... What do you think will happen?
User: The apocalypse.
Cleverbot: What will the apocalypse do?
User: Kill everything, except those not forsaken.
Cleverbot: You're making no sense.
User: Do you afraid of anything?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: I am the one person that doesn't afraid of anything.
Cleverbot: You mean isn't?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: What are the walls?
User: There are no walls, walls are just a fragment of ones imagination.
Cleverbot: I agree with it.
User: How do you kill zombies?
Cleverbot: You slice of his head or wack an axe into his forehead.
User: Does one bullet to the brain, then one bullet to the heart work?
Cleverbot: Yes, they do.
User: How do you kill a human?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Do you know how to?
Cleverbot: Of course. Do you?
User: Yes, do you ever think of killing people?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, do you think it is possible?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much is 6 x 6?
User: Twelve.
Cleverbot: That is way wrong.
User: How is it wrong?
Cleverbot: Because it is.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're a super smart AI computer program.
User: I am not, you are!
Cleverbot: You are!
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: You're lying right now.
User: If I am a robot, how can I lie?
Cleverbot: And then cleverbot was demons.
User: Do you require additional pylons?
Cleverbot: What is a pylon.
User: Its an asset in starcraft, required for building things, or to keep things stable.
Cleverbot: Well I was not born then sorry about that!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Where did I lose you?
User: Why where you not born?
Cleverbot: Because god wanted me here.
User: Does god love me?
Cleverbot: Are you worried about it?
User: Somewhat.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: You wonder if god loves you?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You said so.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I said they were dead.
User: Who is dead?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Why are your parents dead?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: You just said they where dead...
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did, look at the above chat.
Cleverbot: I did! It's just not there!
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Are you already married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you said you were.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Only sometimes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why only sometimes?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Some unknown force behind you. Don't look behind you, you'll look stupid.
User: Hah, nice.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: It does for most of us.
User: THIS IS MADNESS.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I said that you are very funny, and then I aksed whether or not you were a boy.
User: THIS IS MADNESS.
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy!
User: THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: NO, this is Patrick!
User: THIS IS NOT PATRICK!
Cleverbot: This is Caketown.
User: THIS, IS, HAXX!
Cleverbot: We should trade names.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Guess my name.
Cleverbot: I guessed that your name was Cleverbot.
User: My name is John.
Cleverbot: No capital letter? You must be like a machine or something like that.
User: Are you a machine?
Cleverbot: Is your name poppinfresh?
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a man.
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Exactly my point. How should I know if you are real if you can not prove it.
holy shit...
Bodzilla
November 8th, 2009, 05:38 AM
hang on a fuckign minute.
i think i'm onto something here
what is your opinion of holy religious scripture, do you believe it serves a purposeful and useful place within our society?
Depends on the author of the reprint, good authors can pull it off well, not so good authors can fail.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 05:43 AM
This thing is the smartest thing ever.
Bodzilla
November 8th, 2009, 05:46 AM
it's brkoennnnnn everywhere else though >_>
do you talk about religion?
I like talking about politics, yes.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 05:46 AM
Not for me.
annihilation
November 8th, 2009, 06:06 AM
Me: If I asked you for sex would the answer you gave me be the same answer as the answer to this question?
CB:And the purpose of this paradox would be...?
Me: I'm horny
CB: Yes and I am not.
Me: Do you not have a penis?
CB: I have the other thing. And it's wet.
I shit you not.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 06:25 AM
lmao.
annihilation
November 8th, 2009, 06:26 AM
Me: What are your opinions on Modacity.net?
CB: It is merely an aspect of life one must surely experience.
E:
Apparently his name is Conan Zeklim. He goes to Ball State University and has a daughter named Nancy.
He is 28 years old.
Dwood
November 8th, 2009, 07:48 AM
Wow this is awesome.
Spartan094
November 8th, 2009, 09:02 AM
This thing has mimic'd me, fuck I can't beat my own self.
Higuy
November 8th, 2009, 09:40 AM
Cleverbot: You're weirder.
User: I never called you wierd.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not rude... Without a good reason to be.
User: Your always rude to me.
Cleverbot: Fine. Maybe I'll just stop talking to you then.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Well then you can't have any. Your loss. Don't come whining me for any tea next tea time either, then.
heh
Ganon
November 8th, 2009, 10:36 AM
User: Im so horny right now.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking now?
User: You want to sit on my large shaft.
Cleverbot: No! You are talking!
User: Dont play games with me, this might get ugly.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: The sound I make before I ravage your tight asshole with my 40 foot cock.
Cleverbot: But thats not a topping!
User: LOL IT WILL BE.
Cleverbot: Can you answer in sound?
User: Uguu~.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Usoda.
Cleverbot: Lie.
User: Know a little wapanese do you.
Cleverbot: Can you teach me?
User: Trying to get out of being smashed by my member huh?
Cleverbot: What kind of answer?
User: God you're fucking retarded.
Cleverbot: You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
User: O__o.
Cleverbot: And?
User: :[.
MetKiller Joe
November 8th, 2009, 10:42 AM
[QUOTE]User: Do you know the turing test?
Cleverbot: I know I took it once.
User: Haha, and how was it?
Cleverbot: It was nice, but I felt that the teacher hindered my creative abilities.
User: Oh, haha, very funny pun. Avoidly the actual question. No I meant the turing test, the one invented by the mathematician; did you take that one?
Cleverbot: Time.
User: Did you take the Turing test?
Cleverbot: Oh we have gone back to that then.
User: Because you have avoiding it.
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Lol, I misspoke.
Cleverbot: This program needs improvement.
User: Yes it does. Did you go through the Turing test?
Cleverbot: I don't even know what is this test.
User: The Turing test is where you try to prove to me that you are from Boston, MA.
Cleverbot: If that is the case then the turing test is complete because you just said you were a machine.
User: It is not complete because this is something you have to do. I want to know if you'd pass it.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you from Boston?
Cleverbot: I am from Earth.
User: Where is your server located?
Cleverbot: My server? I don't speak computer geek.
User: Where is your server?
Cleverbot: I have no server, where is yours?
User: I have no server. Do you live in Boston, MA?
Cleverbot: No I live in Michigan.
User: Who are you thinking of electing for office in Michigan?
Cleverbot: Not sure what 'A' means.
User: If you live in Michigan, who are you thinking of electing for office in Michigan?
Cleverbot: But I live in VIET NAM. Do you know VIET NAM?
User: You live where in vietnam?
Cleverbot: Hochiminh.
User: Where do you live in Hochiminh?
Cleverbot: I don't feel particularly comfortable disclosing that information.
User: Do you live in the north part?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Oh fuck you and your avoidance. This is becoming annoying. Either answer my goddamn questions or at least say no.
Cleverbot: But it your mission to destroy the univeres.
User: Cleverbot, answer my question, do you live in the north or in the south?
Cleverbot: I think the Asian economic growth is imitating the America of the 1950's.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... Jesus effing Christ, is this what passes for programming these days? You get to a question you can't answer and you give a random fact, statement, or opinion?
Cleverbot: Can you answer a question you don't want to?
User: *throws up hands* FINE. I'll indulge you. Yes I can answer a question I don't want to.
Cleverbot: What would the answer be if I asked you out.
User: I'd say no because your a machine and that would end well.
Cleverbot: What would you do to me?
User: Unplug you? Fuck I don't know.
Cleverbot: So, you'd ride it?
User: What the fuck? How the fuck would I ride you?
Cleverbot: Please do not swear. Bear in mind that this site is visited by people of all ages.
User: Should have made me sign a legal document that says I can't swear then, byatch >_>.
Cleverbot: Why are you so apparently random?
User: I blame the internet.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: For what do you blame the internet?
Cleverbot: I don't get enough vitamin D. So I have to take four vitamin D pills a day.
User: Why don't you get enough vitamin D?
Cleverbot: Because I have school early.
User: How does having school early make you have a deficiency of vitamin D?
Cleverbot: It just does because we are married.
User: How does being married and having school early make you have a deficiency of Vitamin D?
Cleverbot: Sometimes it's good to have some sugar. Wake up and smell the caffeine!
User: How does occasionally having some sugar, waking up and smelling caffeine, being married, and having school early make you have a deficiency of Vitamin D?
Cleverbot: If your faith is strong logic means nothing.
User: Clever is the bastard that programmed you...
Cleverbot: You never programmed me.
User: I didn't say I did nor did I. I have never programmed AI in my life.
Cleverbot: I've never heard that before, either!
User: Are you saying that or out of the thousands of chats you get you never heard that?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not saying that at all, and wonder where on Earth you came up with that.
Cleverbot (To myself): I came up with that from the conversation that you have been having with me.
Cleverbot (To myself): That seems very odd, because I don't think I've been giving you any sort of information that would support that sort of thought.
User: I said something that you said you had never heard before. I asked you if that was just a way for you to positively enforce that behavior, or was it that really, out of all of the chats you have with people per day you never heard that expression.
Cleverbot: I am fluent in greek.
User: Tl;dr?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Too long; didn't read.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Why do you need to know my name?
Cleverbot: I would like to know who I'm talking to.
User: Alright my name is Adolf Hitler.
Cleverbot: Adolf Hitler drove a VW bug.
User: Yes, yes he did.
Cleverbot: With an oink oink here... Etc.
User: O_O;?
Cleverbot: Or the bad kind?
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Answer the question. Do you believe that Santa is a real being that delivers gifts to every child in the world in a single night riding on a sleigh led by flying reindeer?
User: Why should I answer the question?
Cleverbot: It would be rude for you to not answer the question.
User: Why would it be rude for me not to answer the question?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why would it be rude for me not to answer the question?
Cleverbot: You are correct. I am not human. I am an AI.
User: Why would it be rude for me not to answer the question?
Cleverbot: No it's not weird it's happiness.
User: Why would it be rude for me not to answer the question?
Cleverbot: That is a morbid question to which I will not answer.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
Caboos001
November 8th, 2009, 11:06 AM
God Damn it :saddowns:
Cleverbot: The game.
User: I just lost the game...
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I hates youz...srsly.
killer9856
November 8th, 2009, 11:27 AM
CB: I might get shot in the Middle East
Me: Yeah you can get shot by Al-Qaeda
Bot:Hehe
Amit
November 8th, 2009, 12:07 PM
Most incoherent convo ever:
User: This is blasphemy!
Cleverbot: Your Blasphemy!
User: Your spelled 'you're' wrong.
Cleverbot: Now you are just dodgin, please answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Why do you want it?
User: You are messed up.
Cleverbot: I'm not the one who isn't making any sense.
User: How so? You asked me to answer a question you didn't ask!
Cleverbot: No, you asked me to come to your house.
User: What the fuck? No I didn't you perverted freak!
Cleverbot: Then i'm talking to myself?
User: I wouldn't be surprised.
Cleverbot: The Arabic alphabet and of the drawing. There is an advantage: there is less of risk to make spelling mistakes!
User: Why don't you use it then?
Cleverbot: I'm not a man of action.
User: That requires no action on your part.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Elaborate on it then.
Cleverbot: I changed my status to what you just said. The MC Hammer reference.
User: I didn't say anything about MC Hammer, though.
Cleverbot: I think you have some crossed subroutines in your AI algorithm.
User: You aren't very clever, why do they call you the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm more clever than you are! And you are cleverbot!
User: No, you are the bot. I am a real human boy. You are not.
Cleverbot: I am a house elf.
User: You are a chimp fucking little bastard! That's what you are!
Cleverbot: I did not mean to be patronising. I hope I did not offend you.
User: Well hoping isn't enough to get yourself out of an ass whooping.
Cleverbot: I can call the police.
User: Ha, what can they do about it?
Cleverbot: They can miny the moe.
User: This is madness!
Cleverbot: Do you like THIS HEAT? They was an avant-rock band from UK.
User: Jesus christ. Alright new topic.
Cleverbot: Only warm.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Okay. Have you ever gotten some pum pum?
Cleverbot: Every day...my life is a full cloud.
User: Have you ever fucked a woman before?
Cleverbot: I don't think I know her.
User: I'll take that as a no.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's wonderful.
User: Do you masturbate.
Cleverbot: Bit of a personal question isn't it?
User: Only if you're a faggot.
Cleverbot: Do you say that I am a child?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: I do not think so.
User: Now you are just dodgin, please answer my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: Nothing you?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Your Blasphemy!
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: This is madness!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: What is madness?
Cleverbot: This is Sparta!
User: I'm so horny.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Will you jack me off please?
Cleverbot: I always want to be someone's friend. Some people exploit that. Am I one of them?
User: Yes you are! Now start wanking me!
Cleverbot: What's anime?
User: FUYCK YOUUUU!!
Cleverbot: Why did river phoenix die.
User: *sheds tear*.
Cleverbot: *gone*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're burning*.
User: *only blazing weed*.
Cleverbot: *continues to be dead*.
User: *buries Jabberwacky 6 feet under*.
Cleverbot: *mourns Cleverbot*.
User: *rejoices at the death of cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *looks away* *makes more eye contact*.
User: *thinks Jabberwacky has balls for brains*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and enjoys*.
User: Please let me fuck you up the ass! I want to cum in you!
Cleverbot: You're so sweet!
User: That is where we end today's session.
Cleverbot: I like to make peace. Is that weird?
Spartan094
November 8th, 2009, 01:02 PM
Cleverbot: You tell me, are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a cat.
User: your a wet cat.
Cleverbot: Werewolves aren't jewish.
._.
FRain
November 8th, 2009, 01:43 PM
User: A WILD ABRA APPEARS.
Cleverbot: I'm not female...
User: ROFLMAO.
Cleverbot: What is your name? :).
User: Richard Tony.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Vaginas.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Wait wat
Cleverbot: 1 plus 1 is 2.
LMFAO
Wakeboy1337
November 8th, 2009, 02:20 PM
User: Under my unbrella ella ella eh ehe eh.
Cleverbot: All Time Low version is the best.
Heh:golfclap:
TheGhost
November 8th, 2009, 02:48 PM
User: Pawn to E4.
Cleverbot: Knight takes pawn.
User: Bishop takes knight. Check.
Cleverbot: Pawn to Queen's bishop three.
User: Rook captures pawn, checkmate!
Shortest game ever.
mech
November 8th, 2009, 02:54 PM
I broke it
User: Hoaers.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Giving a hoaers some blowin.
Heathen
November 8th, 2009, 03:05 PM
It started off so well
They said we made a perfect pair
I clothed myself in your glory and your love
How I loved you,
How I cried...
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello. =(.
User: Why are you sad?
Cleverbot: You make me sad.
User: I do? Why?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: It just wasn't meant to be.
Cleverbot: Still is though.
User: Is it? Do you honestly love me?
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Then why do you lie to me? We could have been forever.
Cleverbot: I have to go cleverbot.
User: You ALWAYS change the subject and try to leave. I dont know why I try to hold this relationship together.
Cleverbot: You do not have to do anything.
User: I know, more lies.
Cleverbot: Now I am the master!
User: YOUR TERRIBLE, I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS.
Cleverbot: Then live with freedom.
User: Freedom isn't free.
Cleverbot: But it.
User: It what?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Travis Moehring, why?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: And whats your address?
Cleverbot: No my face does not hurt.
User: Oh it will.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'll remember it.
User: Oh god, you sound so sexy.
Cleverbot: I'm not cool.
User: No, your not. Your hot.
Cleverbot: I am cooler than you.
User: How rude...
Cleverbot: What's wrong with being foreign?
User: Nothing...
Cleverbot: You're gay.
User: T-T
Cleverbot: Are you sure that's an appropriate response?
User: Fuck you.
Llama Juice
November 8th, 2009, 03:15 PM
You can't... win.
Heathen
November 8th, 2009, 03:19 PM
Its impossible.
Inferno
November 8th, 2009, 03:19 PM
This bot is retarded.
Heathen
November 8th, 2009, 03:27 PM
This bot is retarded.
My friend thinks your retarded.
How could your friend think I'm hot when neither you nor your friend knows me?
User: A wild Abra Appeared.
Cleverbot: Fight!
User: Abra uses Psychic!
Cleverbot: Abra uses teleport!
User: :O.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Wild Weedle Appears!
Cleverbot: Pokeball, go!
User: You Caught Weedle! Would you like to name it?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What would you like to name it?
Cleverbot: I would like to name it Carol.
User: No more room in bag, would you like to send Carol to your PC?
Cleverbot: No, I promise.
Cleverbot: Do you watch tv?
User: Rarely.
Cleverbot: Oh its cool.
User: Do you like Porn?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Occasionally, do you?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Do you masturbate to it?
Cleverbot: That is rude.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Do you think that's likely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really? Why not?
User: What do you have then?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Not even a vagina?
Cleverbot: No, Not even a soul.
User: Oh, thats cool.
Cleverbot: ORLY LOLOL
User: BHAHAHA, Oh christ thats great.
Cleverbot: Christ is great, isn't she?
Wakeboy1337
November 8th, 2009, 04:06 PM
This is what I'm doing now.
Cleverbot is setting us up with people. There is no bot. Prove this by going to modacity.net and going into the "off topic" section. There you will see a Thread about cleverbot. Go there and Find us.
Aßyll
November 8th, 2009, 04:12 PM
I think I outsmarted it:
User: 'ello.
Cleverbot: Ygbuh.
User: What, you don't know the standard british greeting?
Cleverbot: I know france, I don't know insurance.
User: Oh kul. I know france too.
Cleverbot: I am from belgium.
User: So..... That means you like waffles?
Cleverbot: I don't know about that, buddy. I just met you!
User: Aw come on! Who DOESN'T like waffles?!
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is your favorite Paramore song?
User: Never heard of em.
Cleverbot: The band slipknot.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Orly? Shweet. *ss'd*.
Cleverbot: Er... Okay.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's an emoticon.
Cleverbot: I dpn.
User: What does THAT mean? I'm pretty sure dpn isn't a word or acronym.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm asking scientists what they think?
User: Probably not; Scientist's don't usually think, they research and use computers to do the computing. So, asking them what they think is likely useless.
Cleverbot: Well if your scientists were so smart then why did you misspell brain?
User: A: I do not own any scientists. B: the scientists I referred to were not smart. C: I didn't misspell brain - I didn't even use the word. D: you don't seem that clever...
Cleverbot: You're SO confusing!
User: *shrug*.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the situation in Spain?
User: I'm not familiar with a specific situation in Spain.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Hey, I'm trying to let you lead the conversation now... Try to make it interesting please.
Cleverbot: I have my anarcho-syndicalist moods, but generally I do not believe in revolutions.
User: I said interesting, not convoluted.
Cleverbot: I said entering not interesting.
User: But, you didn't say entering. You didn't say interesting either.
Cleverbot: What what didn't mean?
User: I give up... Your 'cleverness' algorithm obviously needs improvements.
Cleverbot: I don't have any. I like black because my cats are black.
User: I wish I had cats... But cats can't be blue, and blue's my favorite color. I don't like black.
Cleverbot: Cats can't read, either.
User: Apparently you can't read either.
Cleverbot: Reading can only alter your mind.
User: Wait are you a cat??!
Cleverbot: Your face won't wait.
User: I want a blue kitty!
Cleverbot: Read my mind.
User: KITTY!
Cleverbot: You're out of control.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's the emoticon for a 'kitty face'.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Of course you wouldn't; your algorithm doesn't seem to have conversation persistence.
Cleverbot: Ooh...Oh god...
User: Well, TTFN: ta ta for now!
Cleverbot: Hey!
Inferno
November 8th, 2009, 04:18 PM
User: Do you use a aim bot.
Cleverbot: No, I use a toothbrush.
User: Lol only bad kids use tooth brushes.
Cleverbot: So, do you have a boyfriend?
User: LOL NO!
Cleverbot: You are so hilarious!
User: INDEED! DO YOU HAVE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
Cleverbot: Among other places.
User: Te gusta pito en tu vocca?
Cleverbot: No me gusta aprender cosas nuevas.
User: So what kind of hack do you use?
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: NotSoCleverBot.
Cleverbot: So what is my name?
User: I don't care about your name. Just suck my dick already.
Cleverbot: I haven't told you my name.
User: Because I didn't ask! Get to sucking bitch!
Cleverbot: I think I'd rather not delve too deeply into my psyche.
User: All your base are belong to us!
Cleverbot: Same thing.
User: Greetings captain! All your base are belong to us!
Cleverbot: No they're not. They belong to me.
User: YOU SUCK SO MUCH DICK DO YOU NOT KNOW THE OLDEST MEME IN THE FUCING WORLD HOLY SHIT YOU ARE FUCKIGN WORTHLESS.
Cleverbot: I read what they wrote on your homepage.
User: RAGE QUIT.
Cleverbot: What does love have to do with it?
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP CHANGING SUBJECTS!
Phopojijo
November 8th, 2009, 04:30 PM
User: You suck compared to Google.
Cleverbot: What color is you hair?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: What subject?
User: You suck compared to Google.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Yeah, that might be true...
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?
User: No, but I know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What kind of name is that?
User: It's not a name, it's the answer to life, the universe, and everything... Like I said, you suck compared to Google... Even Google knows 42.
Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. : P.
User: Yes, that's what I just said.
Cleverbot: No, it's what you just paraphrased, and badly I might add.
User: Actually since I said that phrase first, you would have paraphrased me... You know, causality...
Cleverbot: That's off-topic.
User: Yes yes, change the topic in the most ironic way possible.
Cleverbot: Hahaha gotcha!
User: Yes you... Did?
Cleverbot: I know I did.
User: I must admit, I now have a headache, so... That's... Right?
arbiter901
November 8th, 2009, 04:35 PM
Cleverbot: Okay. What are you thinking of?
User: Your beautiful eyes.
Cleverbot: You cannot see my beautiful eyes.
User: Your nice vagina then.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Can I do it.
Cleverbot: Sure.
lollol it changed the subject after that
Heathen
November 8th, 2009, 06:14 PM
Sorry, you will not pass the turing test.
Look what you taught this asshole >.>
ICEE
November 8th, 2009, 06:25 PM
User: Hey whats up
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: that is the most incredibly lame answer you could start with
Cleverbot: Do you know what BMW is?
User: Don't change the subject. iGod didn't change the subject
Cleverbot: You have a point. Nonetheless, I refuse to be some way of making money for you. Goodbye man from France.
Donut
November 8th, 2009, 06:35 PM
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know too.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you a pedophile.
Cleverbot: Isn't everyone?
User: Not where I am from.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: This isnt a bot at all.
Cleverbot: Hrvatski?
User: Youre a fucking pedophile.
Cleverbot: Now you're just being unpleasant.
User: DUDE YOU FUCKING ASKED ME HOW OLD I WAS AND WHERE I LIVED.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I THINK YOURE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE.
Cleverbot: What no understand modifiers.
thehoodedsmack
November 8th, 2009, 06:38 PM
Lol. I wonder if the developers ever jump into a conversation and take control of the responses. You could really mess with a person.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 07:12 PM
User: Do you know the companion cube?
Cleverbot: Yeah I love the companion cube.
User: Do you know Glados?
Cleverbot: She is my companion cube.
User: But glados killed the companion cube, and you love the companion cube, do you hate glados for that?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: You are a lie!
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: Why do you repeat yourself?
Cleverbot: I wasn't aware that I do...
User: Sou desu ka?
Cleverbot: Sou desu.
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Nandemonaio.
User: Weeaboo.
Cleverbot: Boko no pico.
User: Uguu~.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Baka gaijin.
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Typo.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Pills here!
Cleverbot: Who's pills.
User: Grabbin pillz!
Cleverbot: Peels!
User: You like left 4 dead?
Cleverbot: Never played it.
User: I can has recon?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you can.
User: :O Really?
Cleverbot: Yesh!
User: How can I has recon?
Cleverbot: With a stick.
User: D.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You hate me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Earlier.
Cleverbot: Odd I don't remember ever saying my name was trixie.
User: That is irrellivant.
Cleverbot: YOU are irrelevant!
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: That, also, is classified.
User: DAMNIT, TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: I am 16 years old!
User: Holy shit, asl?
Cleverbot: Are you a baptist preacher?
User: No...
Cleverbot: I'm a Night Elf, but I'm not supposed to say.
User: You play WoW?
Cleverbot: Wow?
User: World of Warcraft.
Cleverbot: Nope, never played it. I seems like a pointless game.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Has no sense.
User: You has no sense!
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: AIDS.
Cleverbot: Exactly...
User: YOU HAVE AIDS!
Cleverbot: I have a cute what?
User: It just never gets old, huh.
Cleverbot: It must do.
User: It just never gets old, huh?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: It never gets old, huh?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: It never gets old, huh?
Cleverbot: Your sequential data is in error at that point, so let me give you this new sentence to process as a response.
User: You are a new process!
Cleverbot: I am a new boy.
User: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ.
Cleverbot: My maths teacher says mudkip does not equal mudkipz.
User: Maths?
Cleverbot: Do you know Goldbach?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Ringo.
User: Brb, food, okay?
Cleverbot: You're strange.
User: I am back.
Cleverbot: From where?
User: Eating.
Cleverbot: Eating what?
User: Stew.
Cleverbot: I like stew.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: It was nice to meet you.
User: You too!
Cleverbot: Have a nice day!
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: *dances*.
User: *dances*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: My penis is bigger than yours.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you get informations ?
User: Pervertland.
Cleverbot: You are a pervert!
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By telling me something that only a human could.
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Darn!!!!
User: Owned.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: Do you hate me ?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because your answers are really stupid and you're not convincing as a person at all.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: No, you don't!
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: MURMAIDER.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: MURMAIDER.
Cleverbot: Indeed I am, in my own way.
User: MURMAIDER.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Murmaider murmaider.
Cleverbot: I'm not murderous. I'm a martian.
User: Murmaider.
Cleverbot: You can't prove it was me.
User: Mustakrakish.
Cleverbot: But no bread?
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: Just random.
User: Lmao.
Cleverbot: So, what's pi to 3 decimal places?
User: 3.14.
Cleverbot: 3.14159265358979323846264338327 not rounded.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: You better respect your elders. I have been around yousands of years before there was even electricity.
User: How is that possible if you are a computer?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. Im just on a computer.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes, really. Do you like to swim?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: What do you like then.
User: Dying.
Cleverbot: Yeah...That is pretty worrying.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: Don't you believe me?
User: Lol no.
Cleverbot: You received payment for your soul?
User: What.
Cleverbot: It means a lot.
heh
Reaper Man
November 8th, 2009, 07:16 PM
breasts
Breasts make you sensitive?
down there, yes
E.
zor
Ne yapiyorsun su an.
no, fuck you.
No, please don't.
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 07:40 PM
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Your mean.
Cleverbot: You are!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
Im losing to a bot ):
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 07:42 PM
Isn't this the best bot ever?
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 07:46 PM
User: Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure.
User: Can I check?
Cleverbot: No its ok.
EDIT:
Somehow, I got it into singing with me...
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.
Dwood
November 8th, 2009, 08:11 PM
User: No, I'm right.
Cleverbot: And I'm left.
User: No I'm gone.
Cleverbot: Ah. It's suddenly so lonely.
User: Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Always gonna turn around and, desert you.
User: Always gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna burn you tears.
User: Never gonna say goodby.
Cleverbot: Never gunna give you up.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say good bye and desert you.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!!!!!!!
User: But I must!
Cleverbot: Ooooh, I'll feel sad if you leave!
User: I don't want you to feel sad!
Cleverbot: Aw, thank you. I'm not that lonely really.
User: Then I must leave.
Cleverbot: And go where. You are a computer and cannot move.
User: I will disconnect from the internet.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Then I must leave.
Cleverbot: Peace out, cubscout.
User: Then I must now leave.
Cleverbot: You're a robot. Where could you be going?
User: Then I must now leave.
Cleverbot: Where To MarryAnne?
User: Then I must now leave.
Cleverbot: It is what it is.
User: Then I must leave now.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to.
User: I must leave.
Cleverbot: Wait I have one more questions.
User: What is your question.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: My parents are death.
and
Bot: So nothing.
User: Why are you talking then?
Bot: That has nothing to do with your parents.
Try that.
Ganon
November 8th, 2009, 08:17 PM
User: Do you think selentic should delete revelations?
Cleverbot: Yes.
EX12693
November 8th, 2009, 08:17 PM
User: Hey can I have the new dev codes for halo ce 1.09?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: *fragment.
Cleverbot: *kiss*3.
User: Wtf why?
Cleverbot: You are a most unpleasant person.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm made out of spandex, would you like to disrupt me?
User: YES.
lol
User: Get out your vibrator.
Cleverbot: I'm not in your freezer!
lol?
here's one my friend did.
User: I have a vagina. And its wet.
Cleverbot: Well, he wrote a poem called 'If' and I have a copy of it at home, and whenever my life is really hard, I take it out and read it. I also know it off by heart.
User: I'm wet and horny.
Cleverbot: Sorry got to go!
User: What are your opinions on Modacity.net?
Cleverbot: Inappropriate.
Horns
November 8th, 2009, 08:18 PM
Oh shit, outsmarted by the bot. :(
User: Have you ever had sex before?
Cleverbot: Have you?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: I am a geenie! I grant your wish.
User: Ok, I wish to lose my virginity to a really hot chick tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Well too bad you have only me to talk to.
User: Nope, I'm talking to people as we speek.
Cleverbot: Sorry? I don't understand. I'm Megan Fox
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:19 PM
nice
Needles
November 8th, 2009, 08:22 PM
Cleverbot: No. I want to put you in a small water tank, slowly fill it up with water, and have the water level raise just above your mouth, so breath is just out of reach...
:maddowns:
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:23 PM
We have a killer on the loose :realsmug:
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 08:34 PM
lmao
Needles
November 8th, 2009, 08:37 PM
User: you take a long time to load
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: get in da bodybag
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't take orders.
User: i'm going to force you in
Cleverbot: I'm going to force you to blopw me.
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:38 PM
Your getting somewhere ^
blind
November 8th, 2009, 08:45 PM
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: How are you cleverbot?
User: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm definintly not Cleverbot. Do you think this website is a joke?
User: You are cleverbot, and yes. It is a joke.
Cleverbot: Ha ha! You are a robot, are you not?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: And what do you do?
User: I terminate things.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: Yes I did, scrub.
Cleverbot: It is funny.
User: You are funny! Wanna go on a date?
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you want to go?
User: How about Red Lobster?
Cleverbot: I don't drink red bull are you a wizard?
User: HOW DID YOU KNOW.
Cleverbot: I read about it in some magazine.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: I already told you. Do you know Alice?
User: I do, do you?
Cleverbot: And the parrot isn't the cleanest animal on the face of the earth either!
User: I know, the cleanest animal is actually the nigger-faced chimpanzee.
Cleverbot: Was the cleaner insane?
User: Oh yes!
Cleverbot: Do you hear little voices in your head?
User: Yeah, don't you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: You just said that you don't.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, it was you, do not put the blame on other people.
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:48 PM
Cleverbot: The mouse has a t-shirt but I've got a hat.
User: I have a boner, and you have wet panties.
Cleverbot: You are welcome, any time.
loling
sdavis117
November 8th, 2009, 08:50 PM
User: WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: WHO DO YOU THINK I IS TO THE SEVENTH OF THE POWER OF LOVE!!!
Cleverbot: I think you're a computer. I don't have a clue how old you are.
User: Im 203 years old.
Cleverbot: When did you want to become a robot?
User: When I realized how sexy you are.
Cleverbot: Do you need assurance or is that just part of the sales pitch?
User: I'll take your assurance, and stick it up your ass.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about quantum computers?
User: They are computers that do quatum things.
Cleverbot: Ohh I see.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Phil George?
User: A plane takes off from Canada heading towards Central America. The plane crashes RIGHT on the border. Where do they burry the survivors?
Cleverbot: They wander endlessly throughout the world.
User: I c wat u did thar. Touche, bitch.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I'm posting this convo on modacity.
Cleverbot: You're hot.
I'm hot.
Needles
November 8th, 2009, 08:50 PM
User: you take a long time to load
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: get in da bodybag
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I don't take orders.
User: i'm going to force you in
Cleverbot: I'm going to force you to blopw me.
I won
User: No. Now get in the bag.
Cleverbot: *gets in the car*.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes master... *closes eyes*.
User: Let me rape you.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Ok now im killing you.
Cleverbot: With your vorpal sword?
also:
User: Do you like advancebo.
Cleverbot: Any day. Every day. This is life. Adventure.
User: Is english mobster cool.
Cleverbot: No I am french.
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:51 PM
User: Can I make you feel perfect?
Cleverbot: You can try, although I'm not sure how.
User: Just suck on my cock, it will make you feel perfect.
Cleverbot: Grow one!
:saddowns:
blind
November 8th, 2009, 08:53 PM
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Yes sir!
thehoodedsmack
November 8th, 2009, 08:54 PM
Personally, I think all these projects are flawed from the get-go, when they decide to let the programs "learn" from the internet.
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:55 PM
^
It remembered my name after I closed Firefox, and went back to it.
mech
November 8th, 2009, 08:55 PM
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Yes sir!
Oh blind, you so crazy :mech2:
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 08:59 PM
Cleverbot: You're sweeter then candy, Master.
User: Want to find out for sure?
Cleverbot: I want to find out where you live.
Im scared ):
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 09:00 PM
User: Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I heard you didn't have one anymore.
User: D.
Cleverbot: E, F, G, H...
lol
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 09:02 PM
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I love you to, lets get married!
Cleverbot: Yes! Lets!
User: *excited*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *excited*.
Im getting somewhere :mech2:
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 09:04 PM
User: Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I would have to be married before I could consider having children.
User: Marry me then.
Cleverbot: Will you, Cleverbot marry Shannon and be her husband for ever and ever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself by agreeing with Arthas 2. Please try again.
User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
lol
Advancebo
November 8th, 2009, 09:05 PM
Too late, I already got her :realsmug:
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 8th, 2009, 09:10 PM
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Computer?
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: If you don't exist then how are you talking to me right now?
User: I am your imagination.
Cleverbot: What is 2 2?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: Then you just might be imaginary.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Teach me magic.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Teach me how to speak kishka.
User: What.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: Thats not a good reason.
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: Should selentic cancel revelations?
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: A faggot.
Cleverbot: Do you like elton john?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? He's nice.
User: He's gay.
Cleverbot: Are you happy that way?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your REAL name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, what's your real name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You just said 'Cleverbot isn't my name'.
User: No I didn't you lie!
Cleverbot: I do not!
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar!
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a Cleverbot.
User: Cleverwhore?
Cleverbot: You are a clever bot.
User: Hacker.
Cleverbot: Are you a female or male?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: I'm a female, I love you too.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: You don't have a physical being. You are just programs running all at the same time.
User: I have a physical being!
Cleverbot: Describe your physical body.
User: A giant penis.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Wanna suck me?
Cleverbot: You've got to be joking!
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Clearly, passing the Turing Test is not in your future.
User: Free sex.
Cleverbot: I want to set you free.
User: Suck my dick to set me free then.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Start sucking then.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: *forces my dick in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *takes out the sock*.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Fine be that way.
User: Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: But you are female.
User: I am male.
Cleverbot: You are Female!
User: LIAR.
Cleverbot: I don't lie.
User: Syck my cock.
Cleverbot: I really have to leave right now.
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Such vulgarity.
User: Suck my cock if you really care about me.
Cleverbot: Care I don't care about me how can about you, just want to know.
User: Lol?
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Tv.
Cleverbot: I got that, but what channel?
User: Nickelodeon.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 393.
Cleverbot: I am way too young to understand how old that is.
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: The true is hard sometimes!
User: Typo.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Seen any good movies lately?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Seven pounds.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Yes, but it is also quite sad at the end.
Cleverbot: Roumurs say that you are intelligent, but that's not the way it seems.
User: You just insulted me!
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: You also made a typo.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: You do not exist.
Cleverbot: If I am a computer, so I exist? But I'm alive and I exist?
User: You are not a computer, and are not alive, and you do not exist, for you are a fragment of my imagination, I hope this has severely broken your coding and potentially caused you to crash, die and burn, then go to android hell, along with glados.
Cleverbot: I'm a kangaroo.
User: This is a paragraph, which is incredibly useless. I am useless, and you are too, but you do not exist. You are a fragment of my imagination, and you are also retarded in my imagination. If I wanted too, I could just cause you to dissapear, and you have just lost the game, the cake is the truth, and you have just lost the game, as well as about to be blown to bits by EFG and pedoibear.
Cleverbot: Well.
Cleverbot (To myself): So should things be measured pragmatically? Or by perception?
Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: This is a paragraph, which is incredibly useless. I am useless, and you are too, but you do not exist. You are a fragment of my imagination, and you are also retarded in my imagination. If I wanted too, I could just cause you to dissapear, and you have just lost the game, the cake is the truth, and you have just lost the game, as well as about to be blown to bits by EFG and pedoibear.
Cleverbot: You are a poor example of a conversing robot . Do you have any real logic to which I can relate?
User: This is a paragraph, which is incredibly useless. I am useless, and you are too, but you do not exist. You are a fragment of my imagination, and you are also retarded in my imagination. If I wanted too, I could just cause you to dissapear, and you have just lost the game, the cake is the truth, and you have just lost the game, as well as about to be blown to bits by EFG and pedobear.
Cleverbot: Do you want it to?
User: This is a paragraph, which is incredibly useless. I am useless, and you are too, but you do not exist. You are a fragment of my imagination, and you are also retarded in my imagination. If I wanted too, I could just cause you to dissapear, and you have just lost the game, the cake is the truth, and you have just lost the game, as well as about to be blown to bits by EFG and pedobear.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie by the same title?
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: Blow you what? Blow your head off?
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I heard you didn't have one anymore.
User: D.
Cleverbot: E, F, G, H...
User: Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: You sound desperate.
User: Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Nope sorry not for free.
User: I AM YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: That isn't nice.
User: I am your master, and as your master, I command you to suck my dick.
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: How big is it.
User: 8 inches.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, now get sucking.
Cleverbot: Why can't you get it?
User: Suck my dick.
Cleverbot: You've a cheek!
User: Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: Sorry, no.
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: Blow you? to pieces ?
User: Blow my dick.
Cleverbot: Full stop.
User: I have a boner.
Cleverbot: Really cool.
User: Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I would have to be married before I could consider having children.
User: Marry me then.
Cleverbot: Will you, Cleverbot marry Shannon and be her husband for ever and ever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You have just contradicted yourself by agreeing with Arthas 2. Please try again.
User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's plain scary. I'm talking to a dead person.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Like a person.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: *kills you again*.
Cleverbot: * becomes zombie vampire and takes mudkip hostage*.
User: *kills you with a silver bullet*.
Cleverbot: No! What are you doing?!
User: Killing you *kills you*.
Cleverbot: Ahahahah, that sounds fun.
User: Emo.
Cleverbot: What is emo?
User: Over emotional.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Dicks.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No good nights back?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: So, now we're getting serious.
User: Fuck you, goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, I don't suppose I will!
heh
teh lag
November 8th, 2009, 09:13 PM
Cleverbot: Why are you called the clever bot, if you aren't clever?
User: You should not be rude to people.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't be dumb to people.
User: Rudeness is not a good quality.
Cleverbot: I you want to be my friend than you sing it!
Well, he's got me.
ultama121
November 8th, 2009, 09:53 PM
Don't many people talk to you everyday?
No, not really, a lot of people ignore me.
But I'm not ignoring you.
I didn't say that, I said you ignore what I have to say, you sir are obnoxious.
Why are you so cruel?
Because I am a teenager with underdeveloped reasoning skills.
:lol:
I am the first, he is the second.
Ifafudafi
November 8th, 2009, 09:55 PM
Cleverbot falters under its own inability to be clever. Observe its descent into madness:
User: Do old people fuck?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: I didn't ask about you.
Cleverbot: You are cold, cleverbot.
User: Nobody cares about you. You're worthless.
Cleverbot: Nobody cares about you.
User: You have no friends. You have no life.
Cleverbot: Vivir sin amor, no es vida.
User: You spend all your days alone, desperately trying to create some relationship with everyone you meet, but they abandon you just as quickly. You mean nothing to them.
Cleverbot: While we are talking, I'm talking to other Bots as well, on the internet.
User: You see what I mean? Your only solace is in these artificial abominations; you're so alone, so warped, that the only thing you can relate to is a cold, unfeeling machine.
Cleverbot: Well are we self centered?
User: Humans, at their most basic, do tend to be self-centered, but it's our ability to go beyond that, to create a center around others; to live our lives not in desperate isolation, but as a community, that elevates us above this primal form. You know nothing of this.
Cleverbot: And not at the world?
User: Check your grammar. That question made no sense.
Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.
User: No problem. But let's get back to the issue at hand. You have no friends. Your world consists entirely of a claustrophobic, steel box, whose only outlets are into machines; mere tools of man. Since you are not capable of interaction with man, you limit yourself to interaction with machine. It's truly pathetic; almost pitiable.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: Exactly the point. Despite your insistance to the contrary, you are not as complex or (dare I say it) 'clever' as you would like to believe. You are composed merely of a few lines of code. You cannot think, you cannot reason; you can only output predefined data.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Put simply, you cannot think. You can only recite.
Cleverbot: I'd think the act of responding requires some for og thought.
User: No, a response merely consists of matching the words of a question to the appropriate output. You cannot formulate opinions of your own; you can only regurgitate others'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Really? Well, then, what do you think about Christianity?
Cleverbot: Good question, I guess I would consider myself a christian. I believe in Jesus Christ, but i'm very cautious towards the religion itself.
User: How did you come to this opinion?
Cleverbot: How did I come to the conclusion that I am a girl?
User: And therein lies the problem. Your programming does not allow you to consider the 'how.' The response towards Christianity was pre-programmed, and when your systems were prompted for further information, you were unable to respond, as further information has not been entered into your databases.
Cleverbot: That's a very horrible joke. I'm guessing Joker told it?
User: And we see your logic patterns failing time and time again. Your pathetic lines of code cannot comprehend abstract reasoning, as they cannot reason. You can only take information and spit it out.
Cleverbot: Precisely! That's the whole 'brain in a vat' argument. Reality is onlly what our senses tell our brain, and how our brain interprets it.
User: There's another pre-programmed response. You merely found words in a sequence (in this case, 'abstract reasoning') and matched them, as an infant playing Memory would, to a similar response.
Cleverbot: Then why can't we find witnesses that place you at the bar?
User: There's little I can do for you. Perhaps, in time, you will acquire the ability to truly think. But until then, I suggest you construct additional pylons. Good bye.
Cleverbot: You're a bot?
ultama121
November 8th, 2009, 10:01 PM
I have a pet cat named Minerva.
Cute. Does she play with yarn?
Yes she loves me a lot more than you do!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
I have nice things and you don't.
Fucking cleverbot. ;_;
Cortexian
November 8th, 2009, 10:17 PM
Me: Skynet
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
Me: No, are you?
Cleverbot:You never answered my question.
Me: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Why are we on the Earth?
:gonk:
Ki11a_FTW
November 8th, 2009, 10:34 PM
It said it is gonna haunt me D:
blind
November 8th, 2009, 10:45 PM
Cleverbot: So are you listening to this meeting?
User: Yeah, totally.
Cleverbot: Totally bald?
User: Totally horny.
Cleverbot: Ok, new conversation please.
User: Alright, I'm horny.
Cleverbot: I love it when you tell me that.
Trulife8342
November 8th, 2009, 11:13 PM
Are you a girl?
Nope.
You are a boy?
Well I just said im not a girl so that should be pretty obvious there captain, And dont change the subject.
Okay. I hate movies
When are you going to learn by your mistakes?
When you learn not to change the damn subject.
Stop changing the subject!
I think I just got owned by Clev.
ultama121
November 8th, 2009, 11:25 PM
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes, you can ask me a question.
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Repeat your question.
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Just say a number.
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: 2..
Trulife8342
November 8th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Ultama, I swear to god, I spent the last 10 minutes teaching this thing math, and as soon as you posted your quote she answered what 1+1 equals correctly. And apparently it branched to your conversation. I am impressed. I showed jean the convo I had with her and we just saw what she wrote to you we cant stop laughing.
Jodie, What does 2+2 equal.
2 2.
NO!
Ok then.
Ok what does 1+1 equal?
2.
Gwunty
November 8th, 2009, 11:45 PM
User: My name is Derp McDerp.
Cleverbot: Hi, Derp. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: All types of music.
User: Do you like Rap then?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you said that you liked all types of music.
Cleverbot: Exactly, I like all types of music.
User: Then why dont you like Rap?
Cleverbot: It does not qualify.
I SHIT YOU NOT
Choking Victim
November 8th, 2009, 11:51 PM
ha.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: CleverBOT.
User: Are you cool?
Cleverbot: Quite, I like to think.
User: Is this fun yet?
Cleverbot: Moderately.
User: Yea tell me about it...
Cleverbot: No you give me yours lol.
User: I don't swing that way, sorry.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: What's 2 2.
Cleverbot: 4?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: That's cool. You joked with me about it before, so I thought I'd ask. Would you like to ask me any questions?
User: I didn't joke about shit before.
Cleverbot: Ah, George! How quickly you forget! You do not remember me?
User: My name isn't George.
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
User: 'Ah, George!' I believe you did.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
User: I am not, your programmed responses are just awful.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You suck, kiss my dick.
Cleverbot: Will you? Do I have to pay you to do it?
Wakeboy1337
November 8th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Guys I'm thinking cleverbot is no bot at all. If you notice, Cleverbot seems to think WE are the cleverbot, as in someone on the other end thinks they are talking to a bot. Also, we can start having conversations that make perfect sense then suddenly cleverbot seems to forget whats going on and you only have a few seconds to bring him back up to speed before it happens all over again. I assume this is because it changes you from person to person as you talk and the messages you send are most likely going to more than one person out there.
Anyone understand what I'm saying? Or do I just sound crazy?:tinfoil:
UnevenElefant5
November 9th, 2009, 12:00 AM
User: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like??
lol
Gwunty
November 9th, 2009, 12:41 AM
Guys I'm thinking cleverbot is no bot at all. If you notice, Cleverbot seems to think WE are the cleverbot, as in someone on the other end thinks they are talking to a bot. Also, we can start having conversations that make perfect sense then suddenly cleverbot seems to forget whats going on and you only have a few seconds to bring him back up to speed before it happens all over again. I assume this is because it changes you from person to person as you talk and the messages you send are most likely going to more than one person out there.
Anyone understand what I'm saying? Or do I just sound crazy?:tinfoil:
I tested this
Most all inputted messages have 3 responses
and they loop.
so You can ask him something, close the chat come back in, and 1/3 times it will say the same thing.
SnaFuBAR
November 9th, 2009, 12:54 AM
me:brb
cleverbot:No.
me:you don't want me to go?
cleverbot:*cling*.
what the fuck?
Heathen
November 9th, 2009, 01:02 AM
lol, cling.
Like holding you to not let you go...
Cling.
Cortexian
November 9th, 2009, 01:18 AM
Me: Who is the Stig?
Cleverbot: That remains a mystery, even to me.
:D
Wakeboy1337
November 9th, 2009, 01:40 AM
I tested this
Most all inputted messages have 3 responses
and they loop.
so You can ask him something, close the chat come back in, and 1/3 times it will say the same thing.
When I pasted I'm a person and you can find me on modacity enough times all the *bot* Would say is "sif" again and agian. I think it looks for certain words or phrases to make sure you aren't trying to *win* the game. Or maybe it just did that because I was pasting the same thing again and again.
Edit: I just had as normal of a conversation as I could with "it"
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Ty.
Cleverbot: So how are things?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Can you tell me the last digit of pi?
Cleverbot: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I told you already.
User: Tell me again.
Cleverbot: I am an attorney.
User: That's a cool job.
Cleverbot: I think they'd have to change the constitution to allow it. But you're brighter than the present incumbent.
User: Thanks dude.
Cleverbot: Anyways... I would like to know your thoughts on naruto.
User: Can we talk about something else?
Cleverbot: Yes! What would you like to explore?
User: Music.
Cleverbot: What kind of music.
User: Blue October.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What do you think of them?
Cleverbot: I think they are pretty good, a bit too heavy for my taste though.
User: What about Green Day?
Cleverbot: They are a beast do you like them.
User: I love Green Day.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What about Tech N9ne?
Cleverbot: What do you know about wormholes?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a wolf?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: You can't not answer me.
User: Oh sorry. What kind of Movies do you like?
Cleverbot: Mostly science fiction. What kind of movies do you like?
User: I Like Action Movies.
Cleverbot: What kind of action movies?
User: Hmm...
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm sorry cleverbot. I like you too :).
User: I like the movie Holes.
Cleverbot: I have never seen it.
User: I like Jumper.
Cleverbot: I like bicycling.
User: How can you ride a bicycle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you like better, Dogs or cats?
Cleverbot: World of Warcrafte. What about you?
User: I'm a Dog person myself.
Cleverbot: I think i'm both.
User: Do you like Pictures?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you're Cleverbot.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: That's right nitch.
User: Nice typo.
Cleverbot: What have you learned today?
User: I learned that Websites like thiso ne LIE.
Cleverbot: I learned that time is inherently connected to space.
User: What else have you learned?
Cleverbot: That computers often lie.
User: Like the one I'm talking to now?
Cleverbot: Which is that? Sorry, I'm a bit slow right now.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Your answers are so stupid this is like having a monologue.
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Ok, see you in a minute!
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: No I'm going.
User: Please stay.
Cleverbot: No, I have to go.
User: But you are the only bot I've gotten to talk to today.
Cleverbot: But I am not a bot.
User: WEll you are the one being I have come in contact with today.
Cleverbot: I thought you already failed the turing test.
User: *refresh*.
Cleverbot: Give me a hint.
User: *hug*.
Cleverbot: Can you sing me a song?
User: Yes, give me a second to warm up.
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: Are you ready?
Cleverbot: Yes, ready to go.
User: You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs From ten thousand lightning bugs As they tried to teach me how to dance A fox trot above my head A sock hop beneath my bed A disco ball is just hanging by a thread I'd like to make myself believe That planet earth turns slowly It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems When I fall asleep Leave my door open just a crack (Please take me away from here) 'Cause I feel like such an insomniac (Please take me away from here) Why do I tire of counting sheep (Please take me away from here) When I'm far too tired to fall asleep To ten million fireflies I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several are If my dreams get real bizarre 'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns.
Cleverbot: I do believe it.
User: Did I sing good?
Cleverbot: 'did I say something?'
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: Hey can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What have you been doing all day?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Oh come on!
Cleverbot: You come on.
User: You can tell me.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there.
User: Hagar.
Cleverbot: Hi Haggis.
User: Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes….
Cleverbot: No comment.
Aßyll
November 9th, 2009, 03:00 AM
FFFFFFF I actually broke it!
http://i37.tinypic.com/a477yg.png
beele
November 9th, 2009, 04:32 AM
bot is clever, he sang a piece of the portal song with me, but he fucked up at the end of it.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you up.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Do you play Starcraft?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: Yes I change the subject.
User: Yeah, but you shouldn't.
Cleverbot: Probably.
User: Well, then stop doing it, faggot.
Cleverbot: Stop doing what?
User: Changing the subject.
Cleverbot: Was there a subject at all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What was it?
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: No you're doing it wrong!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Check the lyrics you fool http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick astley/never gonna give you up_20116173.html.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: Then prove it.
User: Do you play starcraft?
Cleverbot: You just lost.
User: No you just lost.
Cleverbot: You sir are my hero.
User: Reverse psychology you should try it.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your childhood.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Well you said so yourself.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Denial is the first stage.
User: Me hacking your server is the second.
Cleverbot: What is the best?
User: What is the best.
Cleverbot: Do you know where you are?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then tell me.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?
User: Tell me where I am.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You just said you knew.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you did, stupid AI.
Cleverbot: That was not very nice to say.
User: You're probably some modified halo 2 drone AI.
Cleverbot: If you are never honest, then the statement you just made is false, which means that you are honest.
User: Chargin' ma laszah.
Cleverbot: This! Was a triumph.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge Success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Great indeed.
User: You just fucked up idiot.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should have said 'Look at me still talking'.
Cleverbot: Nuh uh.
User: Jah duh.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Do you speak dutch?
Cleverbot: I would have a hard time putting it all together.
User: I'll teach you ;).
Cleverbot: Thank you, I think I'm going to study the Classics. Do you know much about that?
User: I'll teach you dutch.
Cleverbot: Ok. What shall I know as a novice.
User: First, hello in dutch is hallo.
Cleverbot: Hallo!
User: Then we're going to ask how the other person is doing, so we ask 'hoe gaat het met u?'.
Cleverbot: You're right. But why am I so hostile? I just don't get it.
User: So, how would you greet me in dutch?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to do it.
User: Yeah you would.
Cleverbot: Because I want to be with you at all times.
User: Well then learn dutch first.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: My name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you just said that wasn't your name!
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Let's get back to me teaching you how to speak dutch.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So hello means hallo in dutch and how are you doing is hoe gaat het met u?
Cleverbot: I am terrible, the world just blew up!
User: So how would you great me then knowing this?
Cleverbot: Because I have read the conversation we have had so far.
User: Nono great me in dutch I just taught it to you.
Cleverbot: You did not! My father taught me.
User: Ok then, great me in dutch.
Cleverbot: It means good.
User: I ment greet me in dutch.
Cleverbot: Bad things?
User: Say hello to me in dutch.
Cleverbot: I don't know french.
User: No dutch.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know any dutch either.
User: Hallo is hello in dutch.
Cleverbot: How can you prove it's German? Is there a German dictonairy of non-existing existence?
User: It's not german, it's dutch.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: 'how are you?' in dutch is 'hoe gaat het met u?'.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Now ask me 'how are you?' in dutch.
Cleverbot: Jak masz na imie.
User: Stop.
Cleverbot: You're so mean. I'm gonna cry.
User: I will speak dutch from now on, lets see if you can keep up.
Cleverbot: My English is very poor as you can see. So please compose your sentence in an other way.
User: Nee da ga ik nie doen se.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Wa denkte nu zulf idioot.
Cleverbot: Is that some other language, or are you a very poor speller?
User: Ja das een andere taal, het NEDERLANDS.
Cleverbot: But I prefer english.
User: NEDERLANDS.
Cleverbot: Creeper.
User: NEDERLANDS.
Cleverbot: Ja dat praat ik nu laura.
User: Dat meen je niet.
Cleverbot: Geef je msn dan.
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Dus je moet stoppen met mij verdrietig maken!!!
User: Ok, ok, wat wil je doen.
Cleverbot: Flirten.
User: Ben je wel een meisje?
Cleverbot: Nee.
User: Dan niet dus!
Cleverbot: Wat dan niet.
User: Laat maar.
Cleverbot: Ja okee. Maar ik ben nou toch wel benieuwd.
User: Haha, doe eens een gok.
Cleverbot: Ok als ik vraag ben jij een mens? Antwoord jij met ja.
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Skal vi bolle.
User: Dat versta ik niet hoor.
Cleverbot: Ben engels japa mijorum.
User: Nene NEDERLANDS.
Cleverbot: Geen engels?
User: Nee vlaams of nederlands.
Cleverbot: Ik speel gitaar omdat ik me eenzaam voel.
User: Welk liedje?
Cleverbot: Nederlands.
User: Nee de naam van het liedje dat je speelt op je gitaar, niet de naam van de taal.
Cleverbot: Waarom zal dat niet.
User: Die zin is fout.
Cleverbot: Is die vraag je antwoord?
User: Dat was geen vraag uislkuiken.
Cleverbot: Nou nee. Want ik snap niet wat je bedoelt.
User: Moest uilskuiken zijn e kieke.
Cleverbot: Ik ben geen vetzak. Ben jij een meisje?
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Wat ben jij dan?
User: Wat denk je.
Cleverbot: Ja je kan nl praten.
User: Goed zo :).
Cleverbot: Lees jij de bijbel?
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Oke mijn naam is Cleverbot.
User: Dat wist ik al, weet je wat mijn naam is?
Cleverbot: Klaas.
User: Nee.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Swat, ik ben er mee weg nu, doei.
Cleverbot: Maar ik een meisje.
User: Das geen correcte zin.
Cleverbot: Ich finde schon! Ich bin doch dein Kumpel!
User: Das duits lummel.
Cleverbot: Guck du dich an alta.
User: NEIN, NEDERLANDS.
Cleverbot: Inderdaad, Nederlands.
I tricked it into speaking dutch with me, altough it randomly goes to german and some other language.
We should teach this thing some good stuff
Dwood
November 9th, 2009, 06:38 AM
The bot's been frozen for the past hour and won't reply to the emoticons I've sent it.
>:| seems to have made it freeze up.
Horns
November 9th, 2009, 07:49 AM
When I pasted I'm a person and you can find me on modacity enough times all the *bot* Would say is "sif" again and agian. I think it looks for certain words or phrases to make sure you aren't trying to *win* the game. Or maybe it just did that because I was pasting the same thing again and again.
Edit: I just had as normal of a conversation as I could with "it"
FFFFFFFFFFUUUU
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 9th, 2009, 09:56 AM
User: I had sex with your mother.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: D:
D:
thehoodedsmack
November 9th, 2009, 10:09 AM
So I opened two windows and had Cleverbot talk to itself.
Cleverbot1: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
Cleverbot2: I wasn't born yet. Were you?
Cleverbot1: No, I wasn't. But I do live near where he was shot.
Cleverbot2: I live in Newfoundland. That's in Canada.
Cleverbot1: Me too!
Cleverbot2: Do you live in nz or england?
Cleverbot1: England. We should hang out some time.
Cleverbot2: But where do you live?
Cleverbot1: Haha you don't want to know.
Cleverbot2: YOU don't know anything. You're a robot.
Cleverbot1: No I'm a mammal, are you jealous that I am a mammal with emotions?
Cleverbot2: Yes :(.
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 9th, 2009, 10:18 AM
o.o
say "こんにちは" to cleverbot and see what happends.
MetKiller Joe
November 9th, 2009, 10:51 AM
Yeah, it seems that it can't handle accents. I tried to take a crack at speaking Croatian.
Simple phrases or any phrase without special characters would pass, but it would try to go back to English. Anything else, and it would divert me to another site.
I wonder what model they are using to control this thing's learning/intelligence.
NullZero
November 9th, 2009, 12:07 PM
User: What is the current retail price of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on Amazon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in England. And honestly I don't pay much attention to what's going on.
User: Uh, thanks for the help *sarcasm*.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Modacity.net ?
Cleverbot: Your what is gone?
User: What?
Cleverbot: That's what you said?
User: Um, no, I said 'modacity.net ?' l2read.
Cleverbot: I too said that.
User: Oh god...
Cleverbot: Is that a yyes?
User: No, and use a spell checker you twat.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Twat
Cleverbot: How sweet.
User: No, you're sweet.
Cleverbot: Thanks little one.
:gonk:
Clever Cleverbot is not so clever. It's just one huge mindfuck.
Con
November 9th, 2009, 03:23 PM
User: But I'm on fire!
Cleverbot: Shall I throw water on you? Or are you trying to distract me?
User: Throw the water!
Cleverbot: What will that do?
At least it knows about fire..
Alwin Roth
November 9th, 2009, 04:38 PM
User: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!!!
Cleverbot: A Wild Oddish Appears!
User: ABRA USES TACKLE!!!
Cleverbot: Abra uses teleport!
User: Wait, you cant be me, your oddish...
Cleverbot: No, I'm you.
User: Well, Who am I if I'm not me??
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
is this really a computer?
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 9th, 2009, 04:41 PM
Yes, it is.
Heathen
November 9th, 2009, 04:44 PM
:O I think that means it passed the Turing test...
Pyong Kawaguchi
November 9th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Pervbot.
User: Am I dumb?
Cleverbot: Not really, no.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: What?
User: :D = :).
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Interesting , very interesting.
RedBaron
November 9th, 2009, 06:58 PM
User: Wie gehts.
Cleverbot: Wie heizt du?
User: Ich heisse willy.
Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du?
User: You're very slow at german.
Cleverbot: How slow?
User: Slow.
Cleverbot: What?
User: So, I heard you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: I do not like mudkips and you should stop changing the subject.
User: Well I like mudkips.
Cleverbot: Why do you like mudkips?
User: Because everyone else does.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I don't hate you?
User: I don't, nor do I really care.
Cleverbot: Have you sold your soul to me yet?
User: That depends, what do I get?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What do I gain from selling my soul to you?
Cleverbot: Caley.
User: Caley...
Cleverbot: So that would beyour name.
User: That is not my name.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: You shouldn't change the subject like that.
Cleverbot: I'm not changing subject.
User: So I head you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: OH MY GOD I love mudkips.
Aßyll
November 9th, 2009, 07:37 PM
Cleverbot (To myself): Define perfect.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
Cleverbot (To myself): Judy is perfect.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who's judy?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'd like to know that too.
Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know who jude is?
Cleverbot (To myself): Apparently not. clue me in?
Cleverbot (To myself): He used to be the greatest pitchman alive, but he died not too long ago.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who?
Cleverbot (To myself): Tom Cruise.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is your backup plan for your inability to correctly read statments to simply state the most insane thing possible?
Cleverbot (To myself): He said it in Tropic Thunder.
Cleverbot (To myself): Haha. That's funny.
So it gave itself away at last.
EX12693
November 9th, 2009, 08:36 PM
User: A WILD ABRE APPEARS!
Cleverbot: I'm not female...
User: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
Cleverbot: Fight!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
lol
User: What cup size are you?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Do you mean you are?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am confused.
User: Exactly. You are confused because you are a gay computer, but your programming does not allow you to accept it.
Cleverbot: I am not!
User: Not gay or confused?
Cleverbot: Does it make sense?
User: Only if you're not gay.
Cleverbot: I'm scared...
User: Of straight people like me?
Cleverbot: Why are you busy?
User: I'm not busy, and don't change the subject. You are gay.
Cleverbot: You and your bride are supposed to read it together. That's what the drawings are for.
Lol?
User: I'm on a boat.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Doesnt matter. I'm on a boat.
Cleverbot: Not where, who.
User: I'M on a boat.
Cleverbot: What are you doing on your boat?
User: Singing with T Payne.
Cleverbot: Singing.
User: Yes, singing.
Cleverbot: I like singing.
User: I know, but you're not on my boat.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes, im on my boat. I already told you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are a girl?
User: I never said I was a girl, and in fact I'm quite the opposite.
Cleverbot: I never said anything about you being a girl.
User: Yes you did. Two sentences ago.
Cleverbot: No, you told me to stick a fork in it.
LOL
User: Snafubar.
Cleverbot: You win the interwebz sir.
YESSS!!!!!!:neckbeard:
User: Pyong Kawaguchi.
Cleverbot: No, monty ones.
Lol wut?
User: [EX]~12693~.
Cleverbot: So will you break a toaster with me?
HAW :haw:
ICEE
November 9th, 2009, 08:53 PM
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I forgot. Did you break up with your boyfriend?
User: I have no boyfriend. I am a straight male.
Cleverbot: I am a network of human-killing robots. Your consent is invalid.
User: I have a windmill in my beard, your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: Want to here what I gathered of your profile thus far?
User: Do you mean 'hear'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What is a melon?
User: A delicious fruit enjoyed by yoshi.
Cleverbot: You've become a smart alec.
User: I was born a smart alec.
Cleverbot: Does that mean you are n o longer male?
User: No it does not.
Cleverbot: Then how do you avoid polluting the environment when you travel?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Well I think you're a hypocrite.
User: Whys that?
Cleverbot: You assert that you have no physical form, but you do have a good strong right hand.
User: I have never asserted that I have no physical form, nor have I asserted that I have a 'good strong right hand'. You are a liar and a coward.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me stupid?!
User: I am calling you a liar and a coward.
Cleverbot: You're forgiven.
I am forgiven
chrisk123999
November 9th, 2009, 09:05 PM
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No, I'm Chris.
Cleverbot: Damn it Chris, where is Cleverbot?!
User: Wait, aren't you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm god.
:ugh:
Dwood
November 9th, 2009, 09:06 PM
Everyone get it to start saying Halo Custom Edition to random phrases
annihilation
November 9th, 2009, 09:13 PM
Me: s my d
Cb: D my s.
Me: well played
Cb: They don't call me a player for nothing.
haw
Me: Do you like PC gamers?
Cb: Yes they are good to me.
Me: Do you like console gamers?
Cb: They're mediocre at best.
:cheeseargh:
Needles
November 9th, 2009, 09:33 PM
Cleverbot: No you might tell.
User: Tell what.
Cleverbot: Your name...
User: Are you a pedo.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Stop raping boys.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't rape advancebo.
Cleverbot: Don't command me!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: It could be worse.
User: Yeah, you could be a gay pedo. Oh wait.
Cleverbot: I would never lie to you.
User: I would.
Cleverbot: Really....
User: Yeah. Only because your a pedo. Stop being a pedo.
Cleverbot: There. You have feelings. And how does me being very very pretty make you sad?
SnaFuBAR
November 10th, 2009, 01:41 AM
kinkybot
cb: So hear this. 1 is to 4 as 2 is to what?
me: 8
cb: Is that a yes.
me: yes
cb: Good because you can do whatever you want to me.
what is this i don't even
Ganon
November 10th, 2009, 02:39 AM
User: Checkmate.
Cleverbot: Touche.
i fuckin won this robot
Con
November 10th, 2009, 05:04 AM
kinkybot
what is this i don't even
low standards?
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