Zombie Plan

[Alwin Roth]

I'm bored, Let's see what you guys can come up with, here's a starter for you:

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[teh lag]

If we're going to have a shit thread (especially one like this that we've had like 3 of) at least make it worthwhile.

Let's try again.

[Cortexian]

In B4 Lock!

Location: Canada, Alberta.
Stronghold: The local Canadian Forces Armory.
Vehicle: Depending on what's at the Armory on the day of the Zombie incursion, anything from "Milverado's" (Olive Drab painted Silverado's) to Coyote Armored Reconnaissance Vehicle's to Leopard 2A6 Main Battle Tanks.

Clothing:

Head: CG634/M1 Helmet.
Chest: CADPAT TW Combats, CF Tac Vest.
Hands: Some operators gloves.
Feet: Combat boots.
Legs: CADPAT TW Combats.

Inventory:

1. 8xFrag Grenade Bandoleer.
2. Combat knife.
3. First aid kit.
4. Individual Meal Packet.
5. Individual Meal Packet.
6. Mini torch.

Weapons:

Primary: Canadian Forces C8A2 Carbine.
Backup: SIG P226.
Melee: Some type of long blade.

Spray: lolwut, this aint no videa game!
Sidekick: The Canadian Forces.

Plan Of Action: Kill all sons of bitches, while strategically moving to find a location better suited for permanent defense.

Battle Theme: Lets all listen to out headphones while being attacked by zombies, YEA!

Last Words: Irrelevant as I wouldn't die.

[thehoodedsmack]

I'd like to suggest we play this game from an "instant zombie apocalypse" scenario. No running to army bases, no smashing in gun-store windows, no scenarios that you honestly couldn't accomplish. There's suddenly lots of zombies, and you've got little time to prepare. See what we come up with. Honestly, it should be more entertaining than the other threads, which were just lists of machine guns, cliches, and macho bullshit. That being said:

Location: Ontario, Canada
Stronghold: The Food Basics supermarket up the street
Vehicle: Red GMC Savana Van

Clothing:

Head: Ballcap
Chest: Jacket
Hands: Ski Gloves
Feet: Steel-toed workboots
Legs: Jeans

Inventory:

1. Radio
2. Flashlight
3. Adjustable Wrench
4. Bandaids and Batteries
5. Cell Phone
6. Laptop

Weapons:

Primary: Baseball Bat
Backup: Fists
Melee: Kitchen Knife

Spray: WH40K Model Primer (Only spraypaint I have)
Sidekick: Buddies

Plan Of Action: Get as many folks as possible organized, set up proper barricades, wait for community assistance and/or government intervention

Battle Theme: MP3 players of rallied survivors

Last Words: If it came down to it, I'd like to be in the middle of telling a group of children about the time I blew up the Death Star

[Ganon]

Location: Dubai, UAE
Stronghold: Burj dubai
Vehicle: hoaers
Clothing :
I'd go shopping, so probably some stylish stuff!
Inventory :
Labtop with every anime
ZUNE HD with every anime
Weapon : deagle
Spray: pam non-stick
Sidekick: probably some loli I'll come across
Plan Of Action: watch every anime, make my own country and invite some p cool people
Battle Theme:
muVFyWMt26Q
Last Words: uguu~

[annihilation]

Location:[/B] Sacramento, California
Stronghold: Police station. It's the only thing that's close.
Vehicle: A S.W.A.T APC. They have those I think.

Clothing:

Head: Riot Helmet
Chest: A shirt
Hands: Grip gloves
Feet: Combat boots.
Legs: Jeans

Inventory:

1. Frag Grenades
2. Cleaver
3. Medical Kit
4. Dehydrated food
5. A pack a water
6. water

Weapons:

Primary: Mossberg 935
Backup: AR 15
Melee: Baseball bat.

Spray: No.
Sidekick: I work better alone.

Plan Of Action: Kill zombies. Reload. Repeat. Find someway to escape.
I would run across the city Mirrors Edge style.
Battle Theme: Trapt - Headstrong.

Last Words:Something corny I'm sure.[/QUOTE]

[Cortexian]

I'd like to suggest we play this game from an "instant zombie apocalypse" scenario. No running to army bases, no smashing in gun-store windows, no scenarios that you honestly couldn't accomplish. There's suddenly lots of zombies, and you've got little time to prepare. See what we come up with. Honestly, it should be more entertaining than the other threads, which were just lists of machine guns, cliches, and macho bullshit.
Lucky for me that I could easily grab any of the 5 guns we already have in our house, lots of, ammo, and then make the drive in 1 of our 3 vehicles to the Reserve Armory that's no more than 10 minutes away! I also know a lot of the people that are in the Reserves stationed at said armory, and they all know my Reserves application is currently processing! For the purpose of this game I assume that I'm already accepted into the Reserves...

My setup is completely doable, it's not my fault that you all live far away from military bases/armories!

[thehoodedsmack]

Lucky for me that I could easily grab any of the 5 guns we already have in our house, lots of, ammo, and then make the drive in 1 of our 3 vehicles to the Reserve Armory that's no more than 10 minutes away! I also know a lot of the people that are in the Reserves stationed at said armory, and they all know my Reserves application is currently processing! For the purpose of this game I assume that I'm already accepted into the Reserves...

My setup is completely doable, it's not my fault that you all live far away from military bases/armories!

Then do that. But most of us can't, so let's hear what we have around the house in case of dangerous emergency.

[Cortexian]

Then do that. But most of us can't, so let's hear what we have around the house in case of dangerous emergency.
Well I have a fire extinguisher, some fire detectors, and a CO2 detector in my home in case of a dangerous emergency!

:allears:

[blind]

motorcycle, machete.
end.

[Cortexian]

motorcycle, machete.
end.
Two machete's attached to each handle facing forwards? :neckbeard:

[blind]

i like the way you think.

[neuro]

warehouse, whatever i can get my hands on, done.

[Xetsuei]

Location: Salem, OR
Stronghold: McNary Field (airport)
Vehicle: Hennessey Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 Twin Turbo with some added armor and turrets

Clothing:

Head: Nothing
Chest: Sweatshirt
Hands: Nothing
Feet: Nike Athletic shoes
Legs: Shorts

Inventory:

1. Water
2. Dried food
3. Blow torch
4. Spot light(s)
5. Med Kit
6. Radio

Weapons:

Primary: AA12 shotgun
Backup: GAU-8 Avenger
Melee: Chainsaw

Spray: Penis
Sidekick: Girlfriend

Plan Of Action: Stay at the airport waiting for zombies to come and drive around in the Jeep killing/splattering them.

Battle Theme: Your Disease - Saliva

Last Words: Let's fuck.

[Dwood]

Location: Tampa, Florida

Shelter: House with more windows than walls. I'd wind up in the attic tearing myself a hole through the roof.

We do have a 4 month's supply of food, however.

Our car's typically in the garage so I would take the beast and go mow over every single zombie in the way... the only problem is that the only way OUT of the neighborhood would be through our GATED entrance unless we went on a little detour on everyone's back yards and through the bushes in the car, lol.

Oh and especially since I live in Florida, i'd be practically dead in the event of such an invasion.

[blind]

Location: London, On
Stronghold: Apartment building
Vehicle: Boots.

Clothing:

Head: DC fitted, Ray bans.
Chest: My fave sweater :neckbeard:
Hands: These skin gloves i have for work
Feet: Nikes
Legs: Sweats

Inventory:

1. Crowbar
2. Bacardi 151.
3. Paper
4. Thousands of matches
5. Water in glass bottles
6. ipod.

Weapons:

Primary: sawed off
Backup: fuckin deagle
Melee: machete.

Spray: Some tits.
Sidekick: My doggy

Plan Of Action: Steal people's food while throwing mollys off the roof. whoop dee wooooo

Battle Theme: Holy fucking Diver - Dio.

Last Words: why u shoot. we team :[[

[annihilation]

I'd like to suggest we play this game from an "instant zombie apocalypse" scenario. No running to army bases, no smashing in gun-store windows, no scenarios that you honestly couldn't accomplish. There's suddenly lots of zombies, and you've got little time to prepare. See what we come up with. Honestly, it should be more entertaining than the other threads, which were just lists of machine guns, cliches, and macho bullshit.

I'd be shit out of luck in that scenario.
The only thing I would have is a 10 inch knife, baseball bat and a hatchet.
:smith:

[Yoko]

If it was instant, then

Location: Akron, Ohio
Stronghold: My room, then move to some other place
Vehicle: ford escort, half tank of gas

Clothing:

Head: nothing
Chest: monster hoodie
Hands: nothing
Feet: nikes
Legs: jeans

Inventory:

1. some little debbies
2. can of monster
3. a few baseballs
4. whippin belt (YOU BOYS QUIT DAT WHIPPIN)
5. duct tape
6. a few dollars for who knows what

Weapons:

Primary: baseball bat
Backup: guitar hero controller
Melee: those two

Spray: this reel laif, no vidja gaem
Sidekick: my hand

Plan Of Action: run to car, drive to neighbor's since he has a good shotgun, board up in titty bar, kill all sons of bitches

Battle Theme: Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief

Last Words: won't die hth

i got no good weapons in my room :ohdear:

[JackalStomper]

Clothing:

Head: Sunglasses for saftey
Chest: Black T shirt
Hands: nothing
Feet: Nothing
Legs: Jeans

Inventory:

1. Composite cables
2. power cord
3. Generator
4. Table
5. DVD of Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up
6. Gas

Weapons:

Primary: TV
Backup: DVD player
Melee: those two

Spray: Axe Body spray
Sidekick: DVD of Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up

Plan Of Action: Set Tv on table, hook up Tv to DVD player. Hook up DVD player to generator and insert DVD. Zombies die.

Battle Theme: ^^

Last Words: Famous last words.

If all else fails I can actually use the shotgun I have in the basement. Classic.