Twilight Intervention

[Heathen]

A friend of mine showed me this and I think it deserves its own thread.

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[Kalub]

FUCK YES...



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[Jean-Luc]

Probably the ballsiest and most awesome thing I've seen in about 2 months. :iamafag:

[ThePlague]

That was beautiful.

[English Mobster]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I give that man props.

"I just spoke to the manager..."

[FRain]

Since you have no clue, what the f*ck a vampire is!

lmfao

[Heathen]

FUCK YES...



Deinterlace please.

I know :[ I could only find this copy on youtube :[

[ultama121]

That was god-tier.

[Boba]

you guys just cant respect the writing ability of stephenie meyer like true intellectuals can

[annihilation]

you guys just cant respect the writing ability of stephenie meyer like true intellectuals can

Why mormans should not write vampire fiction.

[Kalub]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TALKING

[Kalub]

Ahem, as was being said. This man is a hero to the world.

[Reaper Man]

Beautiful.

[Ganon]

Didn't laugh but

fuck twilight

[Kalub]

Laughing wasn't the point, the point was.... oh fuck it

[Good_Apollo]

Sure had a lot of preparation for no show.

All this lolTwlight but when it comes to the guy delivering the funnies to make them all look retarded nothing happens...they all just leave.

[thehoodedsmack]

Good idea, horrible delivery. The man is too absorbed in himself to make a good performance, and just comes off as looking like a douche. He has somehow managed to make the Twilight fans look like the better people in comparison.

[Kalub]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TALKING

[AAA]

Good idea, horrible delivery. The man is too absorbed in himself to make a good performance, and just comes off as looking like a douche. He has somehow managed to make the Twilight fans look like the better people in comparison.

I agree with everything except that

They're always going to look worse by comparison to douches.

[Cortexian]

That was awesome, really, I can't stand all these Twilight faggots.

[cheezdue]

I was expecting people to throw stuff at him not cheer. But it took plenty of balls to do that.

[Gwunty]

FACT: The only reason anyobdy goes to see twilight is becuase
A) There girlfriends dragged them there.
B) OMG LOOK AT THOSE GUYS SIX PACKZ I WANT TO SEE HIM FUCK THAT ONE WHORE AND PRETEND ITS ME!!! :-3
C) They have a severe case of :downs:
FACT: Twilight is the worst piece of literature ever written, I actually opened that shit and read a paragraph, and realized that my suspicions were correct. The entire book is in fact a fat ass goth chicks fantasy of actually getting some.
RELATED: (not really)
After gouging my eyes out I decided it would be fitting to burn the book then take a shit on it, put in a bag and deliver to the bookstore from whence it came.

[Boba]

FACT: Twilight is the worst piece of literature ever written, I actually opened that shit and read a paragraph, and realized that my suspicions were correct. The entire book is in fact a fat ass goth chicks fantasy of actually getting some.

twilight revolutionized how books are written

get better tastes

[Heathen]

twilight revolutionized how books are written

get better tastes

tastes like Stephanie Meyer :saddowns:

[Gwunty]

im sorry
guys disregard my post boba is right
now if you will excuse me i must go and recover my bag of shit from the bookstore

[Ganon]

twilight revolutionized how books are written

get better tastes

tastes like some faggot scene kids fantasy

[blind]

i love hot scene chicks

[Ganon]

i love hot scene guys

pants strangling their dick and all

[blind]

my pants strangle my dick but im far from scene, wanna hook up?

[Ganon]

dangman were one and the same, we should meet and scissor after we've had a few

[blind]

appletinis?

[DEElekgolo]

im sorry
guys disregard my post boba is right
now if you will excuse me i must go and recover my bag of shit from the bookstore
All the twilight books around here have converted to bags of shit. You live near me?

[killer9856]

BWAHAHAHA oh god that made my day!!!!

[Ganon]

appletinis?

as long as they bring a few at a time

i drink juicy juicy pretty fast

[Kalub]

i drink juicy juicy pretty fast


http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar2408_12.gif (http://www.modacity.net/forums/member.php?u=2408)

[blind]

i sip slow through a straw, fuck with me ill leave ur ass raw

[Kalub]

^not lobo...




:(

[legionaire45]

twwwwwhhhhyyyyyyylight

Ps. Sparkly vampires suck.

[NuggetWarmer]

oh god this thread

[Alwin Roth]

favorited to the max.

[ICEE]

The guy could have done a much better job of insulting them. He should have practiced or something. I was disappointed.

[UnevenElefant5]

I don't think he wanted to get them too mad or else some of them might have tried to bite him.

[SiriusTexra]

Fuck yes, Skyler Stone is awesome.

[FreedomFighter7]

I don't understand the problem with Twilight. I saw the first movie and it wasn't that bad. No I never read the books.

[legionaire45]

I don't understand the problem with Twilight. I saw the first movie and it wasn't that bad. No I never read the books.
My understanding is that the first 300 pages of the first book consists of the author's sexual fantasy involving a sparkly vampire and then the remaining 5 pages are dedicated to plot.

[Bodzilla]

saw it.


it's a movie alright.
that's about it tbh.

[Aerowyn]

you guys are all just jealous because you'll never be a REAL man like edward and you'll never feel real love like what he felt for bella their love was true love and why would you ever even question stephenie meyer's greatness i mean she is the next stephen king it's so obvious you guys are just jealous

[Higuy]

...Aerowyn you need a Twilight Intervention!

[Heathen]

the first one was terrible and there were about 3 points where I thought the movie was going to end and when it actually does end its completely unforeseeable.

I was bored to tears.

[Huero]

I don't understand the problem with Twilight. I saw the first movie and it wasn't that bad. No I never read the books.

typical freedomfighter post

[TeeKup]

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/vampire_motiv..jpg

[SiriusTexra]

saw it.


it's a movie alright.
that's about it tbh.

You actually went and watched that piece of shit movie?

*wallet pooches open*

*big black marketing dick insert*

[SiriusTexra]

you guys are all just jealous because you'll never be a REAL man like edward and you'll never feel real love like what he felt for bella their love was true love and why would you ever even question stephenie meyer's greatness i mean she is the next stephen king it's so obvious you guys are just jealous

:allears:


Ohwait, your Aero.

That means your joking :haw:

[Bodzilla]

You actually went and watched that piece of shit movie?

*wallet pooches open*

*big black marketing dick insert*
i Have a Gf that wanted to go.

what am i gunna say
"I'd love to babe but i'm far too busy STICKIN' IT TO DA MAN and the conformists scene kids! also if you happen to like this dribble your a horrible person and you should just end yourself and save the embarrasment for myself.
i cant even look at you."

[CrAsHOvErRide]

Some people in here are acting stupid. I watched the movie and I didn't like it. It wasn't too bad either and I would rather watch it again than some of the movies you people are really hyped about.

You people get hyped about Video Games, they get hyped about Vampires. So what?

And who the fuck came up with the high school vampire argument? Transformers? Don't cars belong into the garage?

Vice versa your hype about gfx cards and video games is ridiculous to them.

The books were probably better like always.
Each to their own.

[Ganon]

go see this shit with something that has a vagina

otherwise don't!

I've seen the first one about 5 times :downsrim:

/review


does that vampire bitch die (the one who's boyfriend got fucking domed and burned at the end of the first movie :S)?

[DEElekgolo]

Fuck you guys, I'm gunna go see ninja assassin.
:gtfo:

[blind]

you guys are all just jealous because you'll never be a REAL man like edward and you'll never feel real love like what he felt for bella their love was true love and why would you ever even question stephenie meyer's greatness i mean she is the next stephen king it's so obvious you guys are just jealous
hey baby wanna go see new moon.

[blind]

I've seen the first one about 5 times :downsrim:

"I'm not seeing this movie, now take off your fucking clothes and slobber my penis"
girl newb

[klange]

http://applegeeks.com/comics/issue552.jpg


Hawk knows what's what.

[sevlag]

http://applegeeks.com/comics/issue552.jpg


Hawk knows what's what.
oh god thats awesome

[NullZero]

just saw it lol

euuugggghhhh

edward got roughed up, that was amusing.

[blind]

just saw it lol

euuugggghhhh

edward got roughed up, that was amusing.
why...

[Kalub]

what a gay book series and fucking worthless movies


you'd be better off watching the MJ movie, atleast it has class

[Sanctus]

twilight revolutionized how books are written

get better tastes

Twilight revolutionized how to write for a movie, not for a literary piece of art

Take a literature class, and move out of your parent's basement

[Bodzilla]

it didnt revolutionize anything.

it just happened to be about some girl that had a major swoon fest going on that was described in intricate detail, throw in some vampires and werewolves but make them more appealing to the audience by instead of being light stricken make then glow sparkly and get some guys that are widely considered hot by the teenie bob age group.

wahlah.

[Kornman00]

I like the hair jizz remark hahaha

[Kalub]

I'm sorry guys, Twilight is gay.



Also... lol at seeing some of the badass guys buying tickets with their girlfriends.... I wonder if they found their testicles on the way out of the theater.

The internet agrees.



http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081121094152AAdbIFg

[Gwunty]

Twilight revolutionized how to write for a movie, not for a literary piece of art

Take a literature class, and move out of your parent's basement
o lol :allears:

[Heathen]

it didnt revolutionize anything.

it just happened to be about some girl that had a major swoon fest going on that was described in intricate detail, throw in some vampires and werewolves but make them more appealing to the audience by instead of being light stricken make then glow sparkly and get some guys that are widely considered hot by the teenie bob age group.

wahlah.

ffr its viola

[Boba]

Twilight revolutionized how to write for a movie, not for a literary piece of art

Take a literature class, and move out of your parent's basement
you new here?

[ChemicalFizz]

Fuck you guys, I'm gunna go see ninja assassin.
:gtfo:

Amen!!

What? You guys afraid to be awesome?

[Bodzilla]

no i just prefer to wake up to a gf that will happily let me play hours of games and sex on tap, then a bitter, resentful one because i wont take 2 hours out of my obviously busy schedule.

honestly whats 2 hours in the grand scheme of things.
made her happy, terrible fucking movie though.

[Kalub]

My girlfriend didn't want to even see this shitsack. We went an saw Blindside and 2012.

[CrAsHOvErRide]

^ sure it's a she?

http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar92_29.gif

[Kalub]

Positive. Tits and Pussy are a good hint.

[Heathen]

no i just prefer to wake up to a gf that will happily let me play hours of games and sex on tap, then a bitter, resentful one because i wont take 2 hours out of my obviously busy schedule.

honestly whats 2 hours in the grand scheme of things.
made her happy, terrible fucking movie though.

or be like me and get one that wont be able to make you do anything you don't want to because she understands equality. The fuck if I went see this movie regardless of whether she wanted to or not.

[supersniper]

May I add this (http://dula.tv/player.swf?file=/video/new-moon-in-a-minute.flv&logo=http://www.dula.tv/embed.png&link=http://dula.tv&linktarget=_self&title=new-moon-in-a-minute.flv) to the topic?

[Bodzilla]

or be like me and get one that wont be able to make you do anything you don't want to because she understands equality The fuck if I went see this movie regardless of whether she wanted to or not.
thats exactly what i'm doing <_<

i go to movies with her and spend time doing things she likes and in return i get to do things i like.
see where i'm going with this..... or not.

[English Mobster]

I had to see it with my gf.
It marked the only time I've ever had to lie to her: "It was great."
:smith:

[FreedomFighter7]

I saw the new Twilight movie a few weeks ago, it was pre-tty boring.

I read something on Yahoo news about some movie surpassing Twilight in weekend sales, said Twilight was a Vampire romance. That pretty much makes me not want to see the movie or any sequels ever again.

[Heathen]

thats exactly what i'm doing <_<

i go to movies with her and spend time doing things she likes and in return i get to do things i like.
see where i'm going with this..... or not.

I hear ya