Youtube 2 Thread now hidded from robots

[Spartan094]

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[p0lar_bear]

Not at all. I use a SNES emulator and it puts the D-Pad, A, B, Start, and Select buttons on screen. My L button is mapped to my volume up key on the side of my phone and my R button is my camera button. They're positioned perfectly.It's not a matter of layout or anything. I've played it on an HTC Eris and an HTC Wildfire S, and both phones have a limit on how many times you can take one finger off the screen while using two fingers before it stops registering new hits. In short, that meant I couldn't do things like dash-jump off of walls or shoot while moving. Also, both phones had only power and volume hardware buttons.


(Pac-Man Frog owning ants and then the guy holding the phone)
:owned:

[MXC]

PYF2mT-yy4o&

[Amit]

X-Posted in the MW3 thread:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKz77XH3OeI

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9cFb940-0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkEovtbG06o

[Amit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1w6GtwOvnWM

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMghvnqDhT8

[Amit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug61AxOdDCY&feature=player_embedded

[DarkHalo003]

Hehe, classic humor right there.

[Rentafence]

fDxw2yO2XR8

[InnerGoat]

i like

[t3h m00kz]

o3J3BsUwYCI

the fuck.

[DarkHalo003]

I....I don't know what this is.....but I'm scared.....

[Amit]

Holy shit. A minecraft mod for COD4? PRobably gonna win mod of the year on ModDB.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

its fake lol

[ThePlague]

its fake lolYeah, this. You can tell from the gloves, and how the player turns, and the lighting.

[Amit]

Yeah, this. You can tell from the gloves, and how the player turns, and the lighting.

Hmm, that's a shame. And you can't really tell from the lighting. Movement, yes, but the lighting doesn't really give anything away.

[MXC]

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Damn nature, you scary!

[TeeKup]

rofl where the fuck is all that coming from.

[Donut]

have you played farcry 2 teek? if you havent, when your health bar hits the red, you can do an "critical heal" rather than just injecting yourself. i guess the idea is that youre really fucked up and removing sticks and glass from your body would be the first step in un-fucking yourself. in this case i guess its just the game not knowing what "critical heal" animation to use. normally its pretty good about picking situationally appropriate animations

[ExAm]

I think it's just that they don't have a critical heal animation for drowning, and that this is an overlooked exploit. These all look like environmental hazards, like falling and breaking something, impaling yourself on a crowbar, twisting your ankle uh... 90 degrees.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFytcsA9mU8&feature=related

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7wnqPm_wqI

[Cortexian]

where is the music, do they sync to something or are they just eye candy?

[Tnnaas]

If the CD drive ever dies out, it'll never be as cool as the floppy drive was.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWkUFxItWmU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmkoJGm6y6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjfkcdzPpLw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sc-nFw5vFw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HhoIku_-yM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwbxpc7dFDU
Longpost is long.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94Khr_bqNs&feature=player_embedded#!
Those not hit by nostalgia, I pity you poor, poor bastards.

[p0lar_bear]

Those not hit by nostalgia, I pity you poor, poor bastards.
I'm so giddy I'm starting to tear up.

I want the VIC Slim.

[Tnnaas]

My first computer was an original hand-me-down Commodore 64. Of course, I was way behind while everyone else was using their newer IBM Windows 98 computers.
:nostalgia:

[Cortexian]

Our first PC was something running DOS, that's all I really remember about it. That and installing Star Wars Dark Forces and TIE Fighter.

Also, this is just another OS running on new hardware. Maybe it's just me but that sounds really unappealing, it's not retro at all, it will have none of the old things that they're trying to suck you in with.

[Necr0matic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EJj1Qqqebh8

[Siliconmaster]

That and installing Star Wars Dark Forces and TIE Fighter.

Dark Forces, fuck yeah!

[MXC]

Was up from 11 pm to about 5:40 AM last night watching some military vets completely drunk off their ass watch random cartoons, most of them awful(like PLASTIC MAN).

This was one of the good ones.

yE8C1WWixgc

Next to ponies this is my second favorite show as of 4:30 this morning. John DiMaggio makes Aquaman one magnificent bastard.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

where is the music, do they sync to something or are they just eye candy?

They can sync to the music, they will stop and go based on the song

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84oQejFvss

[TeeKup]

I don't think there will ever be a better video that describes skyrim.

[TeeKup]

mSDfxde8fSg

[=sw=warlord]

I was going to post that, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DarkHalo003]

I was gonna post that vid, but then I got high.

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZD3wcVA2k

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iFBKV7IvI
l (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iFBKV7IvI)ike my tod?

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCgP5CV4YbE&feature=related

[Bodzilla]

OH MY GOD, it's literally like looking at the end of the world WOAH

[DarkHalo003]

I laughed harder than the first.
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[TeeKup]

Oh god the tears.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqerKm_1Ml0

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGrHBpfqCo

[Amit]

ROFL:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4wugJ5LQwTw

[TeeKup]

LOL!

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=Kw6ZG860mbI

ali: imma alligator!
Eel: Yeah? Well I'm a fucking electric eel and i'll zap you so hard you'll shit yourself!
ali: you see my jaws and teeth? you ain't scaring no one
Eel: try it...
*bites*
ali: oh shit oh shit i got you...oh shit what the fuck is going on?!
Eel: ahahaha look at you pissing yourself I've been piranha look more vicious ahahaha

[DarkHalo003]

So, what is an electric eel and an alligator doing within 5 feet of each other before the video starts? I don't know, looks staged to me. Not like "This is all fake" staged, but like "Imma pit a tarantula and scorpion against each other to see how cool it is then YouTube it."

[TeeKup]

More hilarity from Criken.

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[Timo]

Who knew Arnie could sing?
PUIPOKOGIOA&

[PopeAK49]

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[DarkHalo003]

More hilarity from Criken.

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Oh God I cried. :lmao:

[Pooky]

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http://i.imgur.com/ix1Id.png

:mech2:

[=sw=warlord]

hey it suits you rather well :golfclap:

[Pooky]

hey it suits you rather well :golfclap:

I know, and you're so jealous it's painful :downs:

[=sw=warlord]

I know, and you're so jealous it's painful :downs:
we must have vastly different definitions of jealousy if that's true.
:ohdear:

[Pooky]

we must have vastly different definitions of jealousy if that's true.
:ohdear:

Okay, well what's the word you would use for wanting to be me so hard your sphincter aches?

[=sw=warlord]

Apparently you have me confused with someone else.
I don't wish to be you, which leads me to come back to this:
http://i.imgur.com/ix1Id.png

[Siliconmaster]

Okay, well what's the word you would use for wanting to be me so hard your sphincter aches?

Damn you, I have this thread subscribed, and that just popped up in my email. Broke out laughing in the middle of a family gathering, can't tell them why.

[Pooky]

Apparently you have me confused with someone else.
I don't wish to be you, which leads me to come back to this:
http://i.imgur.com/ix1Id.png

Just keep telling yourself that

:smugoff:

[Pooky]

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this is so hot

[TeeKup]

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I'm going to go lay down while I try to comprehend this.

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cyWTihEC8

Children are the most dangerous soldiers.

[Bodzilla]

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[DarkHalo003]

@Halcyon:

OH GOD. :lmao:

[=sw=warlord]

Daleks do not accept apologies you will be exterminated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYoArqQF3X4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdrmGYaBnak&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Sanctus]

Because I already forgot how to properly embed and feel too lazy to look it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-CS8L_8LBk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[Timo]

Because I already forgot how to properly embed and feel too lazy to look it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-CS8L_8LBk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

All you need to do is take out everything before and including the = sign, and slap youtube tags around it.

i.e. mSDfxde8fSg for your second video.

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[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

Fuck Ron Paul. Vermin Supreme for President 2012!

[Siliconmaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

Fuck Ron Paul. Vermin Supreme for President 2012!

This man is why I am proud to be from New Hampshire.

[ExAm]

Hot damn you assholes better pick this up or I will personally end you

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[Donut]

oh wow that looks cool. ill be keeping my eye on that

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FIxlF86usAE#!

[Sanctus]

Five people playing one guitar
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[DarkHalo003]

@Unnecessary Skryim Censorship: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::l mao::lmao:

[=sw=warlord]

http://vimeo.com/34340906

[Timo]

I feel bad for laughing, but I can't stop

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[t3h m00kz]

-7YA5F5EWwI

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[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6B_7ZRSwWg
Mine?
Mine!

[Rentafence]

WV1kkPawaOs

[Tnnaas]

Someone sent me this video emphasizing the color of this lady's hair.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZFdAG3i7E

[Sanctus]

For my brother:
bQ0JahhFkts

[Tnnaas]

"Applejack beats those eggs like she beats Applebloom."
"What'dya say?"

I almost died from laughter. :lmao:

EDIT: Teens React to MLP


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzozSSGETJo

I'm going to find Adam, turn him into a cupcake...
AND EAT IT!

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D2YdYnyIowc

[Tnnaas]

Goddamn. This is awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCeYMpu3oXg

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHhy-mGndI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYw9hq-wVGQ

And for pooky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEudCCPeVo0

[EagerYoungSpaceCadet]

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[BobtheGreatII]

Wow. Ouch. Ha ha ha ha.

[Pooky]

And for pooky

that was pretty awesome actually

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the ending is a bit loud

[Sanctus]

Rofl

Found some more IT Crowd:

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[Amit]

That episode was hilarious, but Moss and the German's anti-piracy ad scene was quite literally the funniest thing I've ever seen up until that point in time. I keep that episode on me at all times: USB drive, iPod, Phone, Laptop.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILxjxfB4zNk

[Bodzilla]

yeah you see i'm a first aid officer.
they've done that because they honestly think your too stupid to know when to breathe. (this is the honest to gods truth) They've dumbed it down to this point so that your standard retard can perform a rudimentary form of CPR.


let me put it this way, how long do you think it takes before someone starts getting brain damage from a lack of oxygen.
unless that ambulance is around the corner, your fucked.

[TVTyrant]

I had CPR training three years ago.

Breathe into them every 30 times you pump.

[=sw=warlord]

yeah you see i'm a first aid officer.
they've done that because they honestly think your too stupid to know when to breathe. (this is the honest to gods truth) They've dumbed it down to this point so that your standard retard can perform a rudimentary form of CPR.


let me put it this way, how long do you think it takes before someone starts getting brain damage from a lack of oxygen.
unless that ambulance is around the corner, your fucked.
The reason they've removed the breathing part is because every time you stop to get them breathing you are losing blood pressure which you worked hard to get.
Not because they think you're too thick to know how to get them breathing.
the other issue is breathing too hard which damages the lungs from too much air pressure.

As I recall brain damage can start within the first minute of having lack of oxygen, serious brain damage begins at 8 minutes.
I've had to learn alot about blood oxygen levels in the past ten years due to a sleep condition which got out of hand at an early age.
suffice to say, 60% O2 during day time is not good for the blood.

[Sanctus]

I received EMC training as part of my firefighter qualifications. Thirty chest compressions, followed by two "rescue breaths." While you're giving breaths you have to watch the victim's chest to make sure it rises. That's how you prevent yourself from giving too much air.

[Amit]

Cross-posted in BF3 thread: HOLY GOD! I just found the best BF3 video I've ever seen!

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The explosion at 1:41 is so badass. It's a shame that it's only in 720p.

[=sw=warlord]

ATTN: =EP=TEEKUP


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SNzHy64usw

[TeeKup]

Lol neat.

[Cortexian]

Relevant to last video:
d2yD4yDsiP4

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E&feature=related
It's this kind of thing that got me into electronics.

[Donut]

that is awesome, but it really is creepy. i forgot the guy was a robot half way through the video. i was like, "hey, that looks like a guy i know", and when he smiled i was like :neckbeard:

then i saw all the wires coming out of the back of his head and was like "oh yeah."

[Cortexian]

What is with all this news about this, and the University of Ontario aiming to create the most life-like robot yet.

Literally just after I finished watching all the Terminator movies again, and the UofO is talking about "replacing the head with an anatomically correct model of the human skull, which will have the aforementioned artificial skin stretched over it."

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975

[Amit]

My school is doing what now?

Anyone else find it creepy how that robot said: "One day I will come and find you and we'll be good friends." That's some shit GLaDOS would say.

[Amit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GM_hR5Zs0cY

[TeeKup]

I feel sorry for that F-35 pilot.

[Amit]

I was wondering why he was still in it. Once I hear that SOFLAM get a lock on me I try to break it with a building or hill or something. Wake Island has almost none of that and the carrier is so damn far away. I would have just jumped out over land or near the carrier if I could make it that far.

[neuro]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03_1327071465

not youtube, but need-to-see regardless

[=sw=warlord]

full video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

[Cortexian]

Yeah, that was great when I first saw it, still great now.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hngBzDDyFE

[Cortexian]

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[Amit]

JESUS! How the hell do you learn to do that?

[Cortexian]

Trial and error.

EDIT - If you liked that here's another you'll like:
http://player.vimeo.com/video/31481531

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uecEHB5rdc
Quite frankly the most suited Halo movie trailer there is clipped from various ads.

[Cortexian]

I honestly think they should make the Reach novel into a book, since it depicts the start of John-117's career.

[=sw=warlord]

I honestly think they should make the Reach novel into a book, since it depicts the start of John-117's career.
What..
:XD:

[Cortexian]

Oh, novel into a movie.

welp~

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilmDN2e_Flc&feature=related
DOWN TEEKUP!

[TeeKup]

That's just creepy, and it isn't a Gundam, or a Megadeus, or any other type of Mobile Weapon.

[TVTyrant]

That's just creepy, and it isn't a Gundam, or a Megadeus, or any other type of Mobile Weapon.
I'm all about Magitek armor myself.

[t3h m00kz]

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ENYMWM_UwyM

ITWW0P03at8

[=sw=warlord]

That's just creepy, and it isn't a Gundam, or a Megadeus, or any other type of Mobile Weapon.
You must have never seen Star wars.

[TeeKup]

sxfUSJJiBZg

ENYMWM_UwyM

ITWW0P03at8

What the hell is this. Why would someone make this.

[TVTyrant]

sxfUSJJiBZg

ENYMWM_UwyM

ITWW0P03at8
What the... What the fuck?

[TeeKup]

Its like a digital analogue for what happens at my store.

[Donut]

oh my god, i think i just found my new favorite series :lmao:

please tell me theres more

[Tnnaas]

Not sure if correct thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ

[Timo]

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This thing is demonic.

[EX12693]

Watching that while staring at your avatar........

[TVTyrant]

Around 1:15 it looked like a pornstar's anus.

[Tnnaas]

Should'a threw in a Molotov Cocktail just to watch it burn.

[MXC]

That was some scary shit. For a minute there it almost looked alive.

[Amit]

Motherfucking Christ. The exorcist failed to save that one.

[TeeKup]

That was horrifying.

[TVTyrant]

What the hell did they put in it?

[Timo]

A cat at 2:30, pretty sure

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=kt_r-jO3lKE

[TeeKup]

Jesus the incompetence.

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8YhED4IgQA

[Amit]

What the fuck?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4O0ubiIYYYY

[TVTyrant]

I wish I was as talented and pretty as her.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arAjbSkKF-Q
Is this world protected?

[Timo]

rOzXsqoJhtE

:neckbeard:

[Siliconmaster]

Saw that, looks awesome.

[MXC]

What the fuck?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4O0ubiIYYYY

What if you gave her words backwards and asked her to repeat them forward?

[t3h m00kz]

Slapped a remix together

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[Pooky]

Man

X1 had the coolest armor upgrade

[Cortexian]

What if you gave her words backwards and asked her to repeat them forward?
She could probably do it, at least if she's doing it the same way as a friend of mine. He has a photographic memory and extremely high memory retention, so as long as he's recently seen or can visualize how to spell a word he can literally see it backwards in his head and read it back to you.

I'd bet you that chick in the video is pretty smart as well.

[Amit]

rOzXsqoJhtE

:neckbeard:

BItchtits, I posted that everywhere but here.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjy7uUn7fc&feature=related
You should all watch this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIVmKOdrBk

[TeeKup]

This is Aperture.....that was just amazing.

[Cortexian]

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[Donut]

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SQUEEZE IT NIGGA

[t3h m00kz]

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[Amit]

Holy shit, I saw the video thumbnail a week ago but didn't' bother watching it. I didn't know Joseph Gorden Levitt was into these type of shenanigans. I love him even more now.

[Pooky]

this is my favorite autotune the news that no one else seemed to care about

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[DarkHalo003]

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5sAF8gMN9c0
Cats>Alligators

[=sw=warlord]

Talking of scaly four legged monsters.
Is this THE Aliens game to give justice to the film?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeNO-07_dnk

[Siliconmaster]

Wow. I've heard rumors about an Aliens game from Gearbox for years now, but that trailer looks awesome.

[Bodzilla]

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[Pyong Kawaguchi]

:lmao:
:like:

[Amit]

So true :lmao:

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXm09h1BmtM

[Spartan094]

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My sides hurt

[=sw=warlord]

This may be the most relaxed face I have ever seen.
Joshflighters turned to soup just looking at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub4n9Qx8_uc&feature=related

[Nero]

.

>=(

[=sw=warlord]

http://vimeo.com/36048029

[Amit]

Jesus, look at all those Bradleys:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iz1o7zM_Zt0

[Timo]

I love these guys.

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[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGt-saFvkNk

[TeeKup]

I have an army...

We have a hulk.

[t3h m00kz]

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[MXC]

Why wasn't this a Superbowl ad.
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[Amit]

What the Christ?

[Cortexian]

So good.

[MXC]

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[Cortexian]

Pretty much.

[Spartan094]

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[Donut]

man... that is fucked up in the funniest way. disregard for a second the fact that its a grown adult shaking a bag of candy to attract some children while impersonating the pedophile from family guy (which had me laughing the whole time). theres two US soldiers lying prone on a hill there with their guns pointed down rage where those kids where coming from, and it doesnt even phase the kids. they just roll up and get some candy like theres nothing out of the ordinary.

damn man. shit would terrify me if i was a kid.

[Cortexian]

No it wouldn't, because you grew up in that region and shit like that is as common there as car accidents are here.

[ChemicalFizz]

wwvTPNMEEGI

[Donut]

No it wouldn't, because you grew up in that region and shit like that is as common there as car accidents are here.
i was actually going to comment on how those kids look like theyre young enough to not remember a time US troops were not occupying their homeland. im saying myself as a kid, where i grew up.

but yeah, crazy shit nonetheless.

[TVTyrant]

i was actually going to comment on how those kids look like theyre young enough to not remember a time US troops were not occupying their homeland. im saying myself as a kid, where i grew up.

but yeah, crazy shit nonetheless.
IDK, I would think that was cool. Im pretty sure the pervert part was put in after the video was shot.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrOwZDjW7gU&feature=related

[TVTyrant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGNfnRGePzY&context=C3ddfcdaADOEgsToPDskKGk_m87SUf0Jp5_LQAJyla
God do I love this show.

[Bodzilla]

the abridged shit is good

[TVTyrant]

the abridged shit is good
Yeah, I love YGO abridged and DBZ abridged. Best content on the interweb.

[Amit]

Oh this is so good hahah:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=THNPmhBl-8I

[TVTyrant]

The rocket science joke made up for the rest of that lol.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

http://youtu.be/1hD8b6XOIVg

[Amit]

I know you were playing that high. Don't even try to deny it.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Perhaps.

[leorimolo]

Perhaps.
Don't smoke, smoking is bad for you.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

:like:

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kl1ujzRidmU

[TVTyrant]

^Reminds me of how I was brought up.

[Amit]

LOL you guys saw that on Reddit, too? Did it not occur to him to refurbish the laptop and sell it? He did say that he worked in IT for a long time.

[TeeKup]

^Reminds me of how I was brought up.

Not to be a spoiled selfish brat? Same here.

[Tnnaas]

My responisbilities aren't too different from hers. The only difference is I don't bitch about it. Ever.
The only time I get grounded is if my grades go below average.
It's never too early to teach children about responsibility, and it's never too late to punish your child severely for being disobedient.

If you all want to see the responses, because typing it in is a bitch, check it out (http://www.facebook.com/tommyjordaniii/posts/299559803434210).

Edit: Later on Tosh.0, season five....

[Timo]

LOL you guys saw that on Reddit, too? Did it not occur to him to refurbish the laptop and sell it? He did say that he worked in IT for a long time.

Shooting it with a gun is a heck of a lot more symbolic than trying to sell it.

[Pooky]

Not to be a spoiled selfish brat? Same here.

.

Reminds me of my sister :\

[EX12693]

Ehh. There's a difference between teaching responsibility, and making a deal about some irrelevant facebook post that did no more than complain about the situation and make a jab at the father's ego.

[Warsaw]

This is essentially the father now owning up to his mistake of bad parenting and deciding to do something about it. He obviously can't just sit down and have a chat with her, because I'm sure he's already tried that and she wasn't adult enough to not roll her eyes at it. That, and saying he messed up would just undermine authority and he'd never get through to her anyways.

This is good.

[EX12693]

That attitude isn't that of owning up though, and according to what he said in his video, his attitude hasn't changed.. just gotten stronger.
He's getting upset about the facebook post, even though it seems that she is still doing the chores and things her parents are asking her to do.
Also admitting mistakes doesn't undermine authority.

[Sanctus]

You go, 1911-wielding dad!

[Timo]

irrelevant facebook post

How is a facebook post to all her friends about how much of a shitcunt her dad is irrelevant?

[Donut]

so nobody thinks emptying an entire magazine into the laptop and posting it to her facebook wall is a LITTLE excessive? i totally understand the point hes trying to make, but he came off as fucking insane.

[TeeKup]

Seems normal to me. Welcome to the United States of America.

This was also in the South, where we're conveniently more "Merica" than everywhere else.

[Warsaw]

Think of it like making the point so strong that the intended target audience won't ever think of crossing the line again.

And posting what is essentially slander about somebody is a little more than just a bruised ego. It means the child has zero respect for the parents at all, and that's an issue, especially when she doesn't seem to be thankful at all for the roof over her head, the food she has, or the fancy amenities she has access to. She likely lives in a larger, nicer house than I do. If she had an issue with people making a mess right after she cleaned, she could have grown up and talked about it in a civil fashion. From the sound of the dad and the letter, it appears that she just let all the anger build up inside and then vented it publicly to her friends.

Besides, we don't know what she's like outside of that Facebook post, but some of us here can take a pretty good guess because we've seen the type before, in meatspace.

[TVTyrant]

That attitude isn't that of owning up though, and according to what he said in his video, his attitude hasn't changed.. just gotten stronger.
He's getting upset about the facebook post, even though it seems that she is still doing the chores and things her parents are asking her to do.
Also admitting mistakes doesn't undermine authority.
What are you, a hipster? What the fuck does he have to own up to? She lives in his house. Uses his money. I'd flip shit too.

[EX12693]

How is a facebook post to all her friends about how much of a shitcunt her dad is irrelevant?Because I see no reason that it IS relevant.

What are you, a hipster? What the fuck does he have to own up to? She lives in his house. Uses his money. I'd flip shit too.Read the post I was responding to if you want to know why I'm talking about owning up.

-Think of it like making the point so strong that the intended target audience won't ever think of crossing the line again.

-It means the child has zero respect for the parents at all

-From the sound of the dad and the letter, it appears that she just let all the anger build up inside and then vented it publicly to her friends.

-Besides, we don't know what she's like outside of that Facebook post, but some of us here can take a pretty good guess because we've seen the type before, in meatspace.
-I understand the concept, but the extremity of a point is not strength. And taking something to the extreme can be viewed as compensation for weak leadership skills.

-No. Not only can you not know this, but there's also the fact that complaining about one thing does not cancel out respect earned for other things. She probably is thankful for the things she has. Actively? Probably not. I doubt she constantly thanked her parents for everything they did, nor should she have to. But if she feels a sense of loss for anything that was taken from her, then she wasn't taking it for granted.

-Seeing as how her dad put a full mag of .45 hollow points into her laptop just as a mere symbolic act, she probably had more than a few good reasons not to be "adult" and just talk to her dad up-front, even civilly. In fact the dad's symbolic act was far more childish than the girl trying to vent privately. (There isn't really such a thing as 'publicly, to friends only.' (Not that the dad should even care about her venting to her friends anyway.))

-Well since you can't judge her "type" from a single facebook post, how can you say you know what her type is irl?

[=sw=warlord]

Just because someone is materialistic doesn't mean they have respect for those give them said items.
I knew a girl who was that so far up her own ass that she would literally tear up shit just to get her own way.
The father here wasn't over reacting at all.
He found his daughter being disrespectful despite her parents efforts and now she has to face the consequences.

You don't bite the hand that feeds.

[EX12693]

If feeding is the only thing it does.

That girl that tore up her own shit obviously wasn't grateful for it. She had no sense of loss for it. So she was ungrateful. Just like I said.

And I find that anyone who demands respect usually doesn't deserve it.

[=sw=warlord]

If feeding is the only thing it does.

That girl that tore up her own shit obviously wasn't grateful for it. She had no sense of loss for it. So she was ungrateful. Just like I said.

And I find that anyone who demands respect usually doesn't deserve it.

Considering the amount of effort and self sacrifice required for parenting I don't feel it's that much of a big thing to ask for a certain amount of decency and respect for your parents.
They are after all the ones who brought you into the world and for the most part been there for you all your life.
Some parents I agree aren't worth noting about but in this girls case, her parents obviously care about her and which direction in life she is taking.
If she hasn't taken heed on sorting her attitude out then something more drastic is required.

Maybe it's just my personal experiences that's giving me a different view on this but if you wish your closest and dearest away, one day they'll be gone and you'll regret for ever wishing your time with them away.

[TeeKup]

^ This is coming from Warlord who detests firearms by the way.

If this girl was any younger, maybe 8 or ten, she would have received a proper spanking. But since she's going on sixteen, this is the next best thing. Teenagers are stubborn, and it can take a lot to get a message through. We all know this.

[Donut]

the reason i was thinking it was extreme was only because of the last part with the shooting. thats more than a little intimidating. but, it can go both ways. either the girl will straighten up, or she'll turn into even more of a resentful bitch.

i have a sister this girl's age whos in kind of a crappy familial situation. she and my mom go at it a lot over chores, and she feels similarly to the girl who posted that shit on facebook. granted, my sister never posts about it, but its still similar. she doesnt have much of a reason to feel the way she does, because her reality isnt terrible. its not grand like that other girl's, but its not bad either. what is reality though (i promise, im not getting all philosophical here)? a person's perception of their life situation, no? so her reality is that some shit is wrong, and her situation is unjustified. is it in the "real" reality? no. the same clearly goes for the girl in the video.

teek is right, teenagers are stubborn, and their lives are dramatic. that goes doubly (re: triply) for girls. i think its fair to say this kid has some peer influence from school. anybody remember highschool? how many times a day did you hear a girl saying "ugn i hate my parents."? again, the objective reality is that they have no reason to hate their parents, but they think they do. so yeah, the video is obviously justified. this girl has a great life from the sound of it, and has no reason to think the way she does, let alone post twice about it. the father at one point mentioned that shes posted shit like this before. the message didnt sink in apparently.

so yeah, the video is justified, all the way to the father taking her laptop away and not giving it back, then posting the explanation video to her facebook page so all her friends know what happened. thats actually kind of brilliant. fuck her, she deserves that. she needs a reality check. the only part i take issue with is the father shooting the laptop, because then suddenly that introduces a whole new element into the scenario. that shows an ass-ton of pent up aggression, and it shows that the father cant (or doesnt want to) handle the situation any other way other than extreme intimidation. those kids on the girl's page who watch this video HOPEFULLY get the message about being respectful, and alter their perceptions on their realities; but at the same time, those kids are probably thinking "well shit, her dad's a little nutty too", because hes essentially saying "listen to me or ill shoot your shit". that could carry over to a few of the parents as well if they have something against firearms. i feel like he could have achieved the same level of emotion by doing something other than shooting the girl's laptop.


so yeah, tl;dr: video and posting totally justified, girls have a warped reality and therefore girl needs a reality check, but next time try something other than shooting stuff to get your point across.
actually, that^ is the entirety of my post, probably with the same level of detail. no wonder the paint is chipping off my keyboard keys.

[TVTyrant]

Donut's got this right. Your gonna make a good Dad someday, my kitty faced friend.

[Donut]

^ implying any woman would physically come within 3 feet of me
...:lol:
E: oh, there is the kitty. she sleeps with me every night :3

[TVTyrant]

^ implying any woman would physically come within 3 feet of me
...:lol:
E: oh, there is the kitty. she sleeps with me every night :3
rofl. I know the feeling Donut. I know the feeling...
























:smithicide:

[Pooky]

so nobody thinks emptying an entire magazine into the laptop and posting it to her facebook wall is a LITTLE excessive? i totally understand the point hes trying to make, but he came off as fucking insane.

No. If I had a daughter who did something like that with a laptop I paid for and I worked for, I'd take a fucking sledgehammer to it.

[=sw=warlord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZXBbVTHZWw&feature=related
1:30 onwards.
:ohdear:

[TVTyrant]

That... Wasn't worth my time...

[=sw=warlord]

^
Booo



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpxce_eLb30&feature=related

[TVTyrant]

Most amazing thing I have ever seen. Someone needs to do one as Batman. NAO!!!!!

[Donut]

spoilered just because theres a lot of them. these are terrible in the best way

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[Guardian]

What.. did i just watch.

[TVTyrant]

fucking Donut lol!

[Llama Juice]

wwwhhhaaaattt thte fuck is that.

Anyhow,

-A-yAAoE5T0

I'm on another fepic vacation. It's been pretty swell so far.

[MXC]

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[Donut]

i dont know what the fuck im watching, but i love it.
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[TVTyrant]

wtf was that!?!?

[Amit]

This is for Pyong:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg

And this is for Ross and everyone else:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o2XOcfQZlDk

[MXC]

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[§partan 8]

i dont know what the fuck im watching, but i love it.
m-Sfw84A60Y

lmao some of that was funny. at the gun scene. The guy is like I got 6 little guys in here and the mob guy says so what there 16 of us. lol

[Limited]

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Haha love it :D

[Amit]

lol I wish I could go see that.

[Amit]

:lmao::


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VlY16ZDyCp4

[TVTyrant]

Proof that Dogs are the dominant species on this planet!!!

[Cortexian]

There's another video like that floating around with two dogs in it.

[Tnnaas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-s--sL2Ds&feature=related

My best post yet. /sarcasm

[t3h m00kz]

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:mech3:

[TVTyrant]

:mech2:

[PlasbianX]

His intro speech was nice... then it got lame.

[Donut]

it didnt work because he wasnt outside and he wasnt yelling loud enough.

also, i dont believe there are any black sayians.

[TVTyrant]

it didnt work because he wasnt outside and he wasnt yelling loud enough.

also, i dont believe there are any black sayians.
I have already posted this elsewhere <.< >.>

[MXC]

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:lmao:

[TVTyrant]

Did that guy take lessons from Dane Cook? LOL