[VIDEO] HPT Rap

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comments?

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i win sam

[n00b1n8R]

is that... is that sam?

[Sel]

I fucking love sam

[Dwood]

I would +rep him if he weren't banned.

[Con]

He looks nothing like what I expected.

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SAM WHY U RUININ OUR FUN

[n00b1n8R]

please say somebody saved that masterwork D:

[Cortexian]

This video has been removed by the user.

[Inferno]

Oh my god I want to see this but it's removed. The preview image made me LOAWL for real though.

[t3h m00kz]

http://www.youtube.com/user/halopccommunity this was his channel. in case he decides to bring it back up.

[Cortexian]

Age: 30

If it's true, that's horribly sad... If it's not true, he's just a douche liar... Either way!

[Inferno]

Old people playing games isn't sad. Stupid old clanfag madkids playing games is sad.

[Cortexian]

Old people playing games isn't sad. Stupid old clanfag madkids playing games is sad.
I'm not referring to his age correlating to his ability to play games. I'm referring to his age:fail ratio.

[n00b1n8R]

Age: 30

(and it was him talking about how you work for money for Halo CE servers and play all day and something about the girls that you don't get and owning or something I don't know but I hope that helps!)

E: oh look a whole page of ninja'd

[Sel]

BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~

[Cortexian]

BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~
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EDITED WITH FIXED LINK BECAUSE SAM REMOVED HIS

[Sel]

I could watch this again and again omg

[Cortexian]

Ah


haha





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HAHAHA





Oh go it's so sad.

[StankBacon]

uhhhhhhhh

he is so pathetic i don't even know what to say.

[hry]

I (L) sam.

[t3h m00kz]

BRING BACK THE VIDEO SAM PLEASEEE

Also fuck you freelancer, sam is infinitely cooler than you'll ever be~

hahahhaha

hahaha

:mech:

hahahaha

[p0lar_bear]

What the f@#$ was that.

[Dwood]

What the f@#$ was that.

Unban sam just for that movie.

[Sel]

uhhhhhhhh

he is so pathetic i don't even know what to say.

what is pathetic, that for the most part he has more creativity than this entire community could muster???

[.Wolf™]

He's weird........

[Inferno]

Oh my lord I... I... I... I can't... What is this... I don't... I don't even.


BHAHHWSHWHWHWHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"...Making love real fast..."

BHAHWHWHWHWHWHWH

*waits for sam to login on xfire*

[Yoko]

what is pathetic, that for the most part he has more creativity than this entire community could muster???
creativity <> good outcome. Let's take a look at some of sam's "creative" ideas:


Put everyone in Halo CE into one clan
Get banned from every forum imaginable, then try to make his own forum to rival them
Try to be philosophical in his posts, which end up incoherent and shit
Make a halo rap and try to impress (read: dick ride) HPT admins

[Jelly]

I was impressed by his rap.

[Yoko]

I was impressed he had to wear dark shades indoors with no lights on. Really ups the whitey factor!

e: so does having halo run in the background

[.Wolf™]

Doesnt he always run halo ?There is always a face dood, on the HPT servers or w/e theyre called.Imagine the bills.....

[Jelly]

In between the lines "We play halo all day" and "But not for long" (1:45-1:50) he looks at his computer with halo running and he dies.

That was pretty cool.

[Cortexian]

The "rap" was actually decent, however it looked like he was just reading it off his other monitor and the presentation was crap!

Also, why is he talking shit when he also sucks at the actual game?

[StankBacon]

wow lots of trolls in this thread.

[Maniac]

The "rap" was actually decent, however it looked like he was just reading it off his other monitor and the presentation was crap!

Also, why is he talking shit when he also sucks at the actual game?

He is a better player than you are.
Not that it has shit to do with shite.

[Gwunty]

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/987/987014/fouad-fg-pic1_160_1243454678.jpgOh ho ho!
It's funny becuase Sam is a bad player, but you said freelancer was a worse one!

[Cortexian]

I dominate Sam, lmao...

[Sel]

uh try fighting him when he's not afk dipshit

[Cortexian]

uh try fighting him when he's not afk dipshit
I have, and he always TELLS me that I'm better than him, lmao.

[.Wolf™]

Thats because you cheat,and have three monitors.. :realsmug:

[Pooky]

Forgive me if I think you're full of shit lancer, since me and some other dude randomly came in your server and dominated you after not playing for months :S

[Cortexian]

Thats because you cheat,and have three monitors.. :realsmug:
:smugoff:


Forgive me if I think you're full of shit lancer, since me and some other dude randomly came in your server and dominated you after not playing for months :S
For quite awhile now I've been using a wireless connection for technical reasons. If fucks with my ping A LOT and I'm still not used to it.

Honestly, I don't play very much anymore, I pop into a game for an hour or so every couple of days.

[Jelly]

Halo is easy. The reticule literally does all the aiming for you.

[Hunter]

This guy thinks he's Eminem :P

[Inferno]

[21:35] Inferno Pro: u r teh bestezt rapzor evar
[21:35] Inferno Pro: oh wait
[21:35] Inferno Pro: that was a joke
[21:35] Inferno Pro: lol
[21:36] )l+ '_' +l[: ban yourself modacity clown
[21:36] Inferno Pro: lol
[21:36] Inferno Pro: what is this i dont even?
[21:36] Inferno Pro: but srsly whats with the shades
[21:36] Inferno Pro: was your monitor too bright or something?

I think hes mad.

[SnaFuBAR]

too painful to finish.

[TeeKup]

I've played against sam...he isn't all that great...and I'm terrible at this game.

[AAA]

too painful to finish.

This^

Not to be a "hater" but that shit sucked and lately so does halo.

[Cortexian]

I've played against sam...he isn't all that great...and I'm terrible at this game.
That basically confirms what I already said, since I'm better than you, at least I think so...

[p0lar_bear]

Less stroking of the e-peen here, thanks.

And no, that statement does not open the floor for gay jokes around Teek either. Fuck off.

[Cortexian]

Oh for the love of-Teek

[clock]

creativity <> good outcome. Let's take a look at some of sam's "creative" ideas:


Put everyone in Halo CE into one clan
Get banned from every forum imaginable, then try to make his own forum to rival them
Try to be philosophical in his posts, which end up incoherent and shit
Make a halo rap and try to impress (read: dick ride) HPT admins



agreed... sadly. Love Sam but his plan is doomed to failure :raise:

[Inferno]

agreed... sadly. Love Sam but his plan is doomed to failure :raise:

Who are you?

edit-

Who deleted my post before? It was extremely constructive and helpful.

[Sel]

Everyone dissing this is a cunt.

There's no other way I can deal with this situation.

[Ganon]

I like how the cameraman held the camera pretty still for the majority of the video. Most feature film cameramen do not posses the skills that samuel's cameraman possesses. You can tell that the crew is top notch as well, due to samuel's use of sunglasses to protect his eyelashes from being singed by the top of line lighting which I must say was edited out of the footage extremely well. You can also not forget he even made a mention on the fact his coffee was indeed in his hands and he was quenched for the session. The rap itself is great, as the artist sings about real life problems that affect him in daily life, rather than money, hoes and bitches.