Fuck insects

[Donut]

this is going to be vague, so please bear with me

iv been staying in the basement at my grandmothers house. its a finished basement with insulation, carpet, furniture and all that, but its still a basement. recently i have been seeing these freaky ass long insects that move fast, have alot of legs, and long antenna. thats all i know. i dont know what they are called (i googled earwig, but the resulting pictures dont really look like it), and if i see the fucking thing im going to step on it, so i cant get a picture. its like every time i look down i see one running accross the floor.

i know the description is really vague, but if anyone knows what theyre called, and how to make them gtfo, i would be infinitly greatful.

[Futzy]

I think its a squirrel.
Feed them nuts and adopt a cat.

[blind]

http://georgiafaces.caes.uga.edu/graphicsfiles/HouseCentipede7lr.jpg
house centipede.

[Donut]

thank you blind. now lets see what the hell one does about house centipedes
E: apparently im just really unlucky to have seen 3 of them in the past month or so. maybe its because its getting cold outside...

[ThePlague]

Hulk smash it of course? /stolenbodezillajoke

[mR_r0b0to]

they're p harmless

[Llama Juice]

Or was it one of these guys?

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/centipede.jpg

[ICEE]

Knowing donut he would probably keep it and raise it as a pet/battleslave if it was that ^

[Needles]

This is scaring me a bit, I have a bit of a phobia against bugs.

E:
Oh my god llama D:

[Donut]

jesus fuck llama (is it llama? i didnt look after i saw a large thing)

and no icee i wouldnt raise that shit. id be out 4 shotgun shells about 30 seconds after seeing it though

[Llama Juice]

just make sure you don't keep it on your arm when you disperse the shotgun shells :P

[annihilation]

Maybe it was a silverfish
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/House_centipede.jpg

[t3h m00kz]

Or was it one of these guys?

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/centipede.jpg

JESUS CHRIST


Maybe it was a silverfish

That doesn't look like a silverfish to me.

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/krasensky/silverfish-1464.jpg

[annihilation]

w/e
They're both gross.

[Llama Juice]

protip: don't send the pic of the big bug to your girlfriend who hates bugs.....


it's all the little legs
[12/16/09 11:06:48 PM] Jessie: and the little teeth
[12/16/09 11:06:52 PM] Jessie: they can move
[12/16/09 11:06:53 PM] Jessie: and eat
[12/16/09 11:06:54 PM] Jessie: and bit
[12/16/09 11:06:59 PM] Jessie: and...GAH THEY ARE SO GROSS AND NASTY
[12/16/09 11:07:30 PM] Jessie: I HATE BUGS
[12/16/09 11:07:33 PM] Jessie: I WANT THEM ALL DEAD!

[ICEE]

protip: don't send the pic of the big bug to your girlfriend who hates bugs.....

Now send her this one

http://www.rvgould.uconn.edu/week2_files/image033.jpg

[TeeKup]

I'm going to tell you here and now.

Do not kill them.

I made a few threads about these guys and trust me, they freak me the fuck out. But they have a lot of pros (depending on where you live)

Where I live, spiders, cockroaches, ants and all sorts of pests like to find their way to my area of the house. Recently though, they've all stopped. Want to know why? because of the centipedes. They're very good at pest control.

They tend to not bother anyone, so just let them be. Trust me, if you dislike everything else, these things are good to have.

[Donut]

well then... i suppose ill let the one that i saw today live... for now.

but as soon as i find one on my stuff or something there will be blood

[itszutak]

Or was it one of these guys?

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/centipede.jpg
:3

[Ganon]

Having centipedes in your house is great, they take care of everything else and wont bother you. They won't crawl all over you in your sleep etc...

This guy payed me a visit a few years ago

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/centipede.jpg

Was about a foot long. Normally they are only 2-4 inches.

[n00ber]

Having centipedes in your house is great, they take care of everything else and wont bother you. They won't crawl all over you in your sleep etc...




They won't crawl all over you in your sleep etc...



crawl all over you in your sleep etc...

thanks for putting the idea in my head...
http://www.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/extra/saddowns.gif

[=sw=warlord]

Just think in your average life time you will have swallowed at least 50 insects and bugs.:mech2:
Ah the crunching noise...

[Advancebo]

Bread ftw ^

[Ganon]

freaked out like a girl

1 out of every 4 people have worms in their intestines

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5485767/396134-main_Full.jpg

[n00ber]

1 out of every 4 people have worms in their intestines

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5485767/396134-main_Full.jpg

:saddowns:

[itszutak]

1 out of every 4 people have worms in their intestines

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5485767/396134-main_Full.jpg
fuck you you made me look up the symptoms of having worms >:(

[PopeAK49]

Wouldn't it suck to get killed by a poisonous caterpillars?

Such a cute creature....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/3409802049_7288e06b4d.jpg

[=sw=warlord]

Wouldn't it suck to get killed by a poisonous caterpillars?

Such a cute creature....

Those things are fucking leathal, i saw a program a while back and apparently their higher on the list than the black widow spider.

[flibitijibibo]

Bah, I've just been dealing with a bunch of these fuckers lately:
http://www.lgseeds.com/LG_Tech2/images/brownstinkbug.gif
I'm getting like, 2 new ones every day. And this was before the blizzard...

[Inferno]

Bugs can suck my cock. Except they can't cause I'd smash there asses before they got that close.

[blind]

1 out of every 4 people have worms in their intestines


good thing i drink more than enough alcohol to kill those fucks

[Ganon]

good thing i drink more than enough alcohol to kill those fucks

so you've found a way to not let the alcohol be absorbed into your blood stream before it reaches your large intestine?

[n00ber]

good thing i havent seen one of these yet http://websmed.portoalegre.rs.gov.br/escolas/obino/revista/c11_aracnideos/CaranguejeiraEmClose.jpg

or especialy on of these http://venomous-spiders.nanders.dk/pictures/brazilian%20wandering%20spider.jpg

the picture right about is the most poisonous spider in the world and here is mistakend for the other one, the caranguejeira(first pic) and people just casualy try and kill it with a broom D:.

[blind]

so you've found a way to not let the alcohol be absorbed into your blood stream before it reaches your large intestine?
yeah baby (:

[Ganon]

yeah baby (:

you amaze me <:]

[Varmint260]

I remember sitting at my computer a few months ago, lights off, only light coming from the screen, browsing the net... suddenly, my eyes cross and I see a spider with a tiny little body and hugely long spiky-looking legs (fully stretched out this one was probably the size of my watch w/o strap). Bastard just lowered itself out of the studs in the ceiling and stopped right in front of my eyes, about two inches away. It was translucent, too; I could see light through it from the computer screen.

http://www.life.illinois.edu/ib/109/Insect%20rearing/photos/cellar%20spider.jpg


Turns out, after looking it up on the net, it was just a standard cellar spider that really likes eating all the bugs I hate. So, I moved it elsewhere in the basement and left it alone. Only spiders I really hate are wolf spiders; not poisonous but they move ridiculously fast, jump and they have a taste for my flesh. Makes one ugly looking swollen bite mark :(