Women only Car Park

[Limited]

Omg this is hilarious.


A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8432887.stm)
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8432887.stm)

So because women suck at driving/parking, they have designed a car park specifically for women and made the spaces alot bigger.

Now if only they did this with roads, we'd all be alot safer.

[Ganon]

they are still going to take up 2 spots

[STLRamsFan]

Should have one for those who are old... Especially those who think driving 10-20 miles below the speed limit is a great idea. :haw:

[legionaire45]

Brace for impact!

Why do women need parking spaces when they should be in the...

I'll stop now.

[HDoan]

Well the man isn't going to buy the groceries...

[Con]

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/women-parking-lot.jpg

[=sw=warlord]

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[legionaire45]

Oh god -

What have I started D:

[CN3089]

get out you sexist douchebag http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif

[Hotrod]

Hehe, that video was hilarious :)

[DarkHalo003]

Now we just need a better solution for old people drivers who are terrible.

[legionaire45]

Now we just need a better solution for old people drivers who are terrible.
Health Care Reform.

Death Panels ftw.

[paladin]

Chinese + Woman = Worst

[FreedomFighter7]

Gosh I'm so sick of those "Bad driver" videos. They all fucking feature that hamster dance song, and its fricking annoying!! The driver around 1:21 was a complete fucking idiot, I wouldn't be surprised if he/she was high. The things people do while inebriated.

I once saw a video where a guy entered a convenience store, could barely walk, fell down, and couldn't sit back up if he tried. The guy could barely STAND up! He kept falling backwards like his abs were nonexistent.

[rossmum]

One of my best mates takes about 3 minutes to park, even when he has a good six or eight feet of space to move. I see a lot of this around the local shopping centres though... chicks in tiny little cars acting like they're trying to reverse a double trailer through the eye of a fucking needle, and still managing to end up crooked, after bumping every car around them. They even slam their doors into your car when they get out. I've seen guys do some stupid shit in cars, but I've got to say, there's a reason for this stereotype when it comes to parking... at least around where I live.

[CN3089]

One of my best mates takes about 3 minutes to park, even when he has a good six or eight feet of space to move. I see a lot of this around the local shopping centres though... chicks in tiny little cars acting like they're trying to reverse a double trailer through the eye of a fucking needle, and still managing to end up crooked, after bumping every car around them. They even slam their doors into your car when they get out. I've seen guys do some stupid shit in cars, but I've got to say, there's a reason for this stereotype when it comes to parking... at least around where I live.

how does it feel to be a sexist misogynist dinosaur you asshole <http://www.modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/extra/maddowns.gif>

[n00b1n8R]

One of my best mates takes about 3 minutes to park, even when he has a good six or eight feet of space to move. I see a lot of this around the local shopping centres though... chicks in tiny little cars acting like they're trying to reverse a double trailer through the eye of a fucking needle, and still managing to end up crooked, after bumping every car around them. They even slam their doors into your car when they get out. I've seen guys do some stupid shit in cars, but I've got to say, there's a reason for this stereotype when it comes to parking... at least around where I live.
It's dirtbags like you who give Austria our international reputation for racisim <:mad:>

[rossmum]

Austria
and seriously move to the central coast. there are bogans (for the yanks: see: white trash, except worse) who come out at night and mug you for drug money, and during the day old people are everywhere and they cross the road 50m from a crossing and don't look and wander out from behind cars obviously assuming if they can't see a car, it's not there. the majority of the local population fit every negative stereotype you could possibly imagine, it's amazing.

as i said, it holds true here. i did notice it wasn't so bad in newcastle or sydney though, it was roughly even with old people being the worst drivers in general and dudes about my age winning the fuckhead title.

i hate having to go anywhere on the road

[n00b1n8R]

NSW is a shit state who knew???

[JPEG]

i used to not give a shit about female drivers but in San Fransisco i was rideing around on some segways we rented and i have the go to cross and suddenly bam. asain woman driver from the side, flew up in the air landed on the hood. your shoes do come off btw.

[rossmum]

NSW is a shit state who knew???
yeah but you live in queensland.

i mean, come on, dude. queensland.

[Varmint260]

Can they even get away with that in China without a big outcry? Hilarious, anyways.

Though I've seen a few bad women drivers, around here there are a lot of young guys (17-19ish), driving like fucking retards. Most of the bad women drivers I know are that way because they have to send a fucking text message every five fucking seconds while they're driving.

Here's a fun thought: neighbour's two-thousand-something Ford F350 pickup with a 10" or so lift kit in it. Both him and his wife are around 5 feet tall.

And then there are people that see my truck and tell me I can't drive it in the big city. Christ, if it worries you that much, go back to your Honda Civic hatchback.

[rossmum]

i saw a chick doing her makeup while driving once.

see it'd be nice if when these people inevitably crash it was only them who got wiped out, but unfortunately bad/dumb/outright retarded drivers of all kinds seem unable to crash without causing a fatality that isn't their own

[Aerowyn]

I generally end up crooked in a space, but at the same time, I have a very small car. I'm always crooked WITHIN the lines, which makes it TOTALLY OKAY.

PS. Really hoping that car park has a sign on it that says


NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!!!

[Varmint260]

I generally end up crooked in a space, but at the same time, I have a very small car. I'm always crooked WITHIN the lines, which makes it TOTALLY OKAY.

Yep, as long as it's within the lines... In my case, I think it's okay even if the lines in question are two parking spaces apart ;)

Also, I think it's easier to park a longer vehicle; I drive my truck and have no problems getting it straight into a parking spot, but as soon as I drive a smaller vehicle, I get it crooked.

[rossmum]

I generally end up crooked in a space, but at the same time, I have a very small car. I'm always crooked WITHIN the lines, which makes it TOTALLY OKAY.

yeah, although that could cause issues when it comes to door-opening. how wide are car spaces there? in australia they're about a foot wider than the wheelbase on average, rarely wide enough to open your door past halfway. here they're fucking wide as shit, you could fit a smart car between some of the spaces i've seen - yet people still can't fucking park one in a normal space. in-fucking-credible.

[Atty]

Well the man isn't going to buy the groceries...That is why you have daughters. Too young to be making sammiches but just old enough to do the shopping while you hit on the hot Customer Service manager you are banging.

[Kornman00]

while you hit on the hot Customer Service manager you are banging.
atty.

why would you hit on them when you're/you've already banging/banged them? kind of redundant if you ask me, maybe you should put the carrot down before she turns around

also, why did shit post in l0d3x's thread, not coo :maddowns:

[Atty]

yeah that post wasn't well thought out but i thought i was safe since everyone hear shit posts without consequence.

[Kornman00]

hey, our shit posts have some class :nsmug:

[Atty]

class without ass isn't class at all.

[Kornman00]

but if you add it

you get clit

ain't that some shit?

[Atty]

Life is like a penis – when it's hard, you get screwed. When it's soft, you can't beat it.

[Cortexian]

When it's soft, you can't beat it.
I wouldn't put that to a test, I'm fairly sure you can beat it. :cop:

[Kornman00]

fucking wankers