Seeing as how no one else has put this up... Alec Baldwin on parenting

[Dole]

After a week, I'm amazed this isn't up yet.
Here's the quote from my friend's latest blog (the same in my sig):



4/25/07- Father knows best... (http://vaf89.blogspot.com/2007/04/42507-father-knows-best.html)




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As you probably all know by now, actor Alec Baldwin(not to be confused with Steven, Billy, or Danial Baldwin) has been caught by TMZ.com leaving an obscene voicemail to his daughter. We here at vaf89.blogspot.com would be doing a disservice to our audience if we did not supply you fine folks with the complete transcript and accompanying audio file of this hilarious piece of verbal child abuse. So without further ado, I present you with the full, uncensored transcript with a direct link to the voicemail located right below it. Enjoy!


Alec:


"Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night. And you don't even have the goddamn phone turned on. I want you to know something, OK?"
"I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone."


"And when I come out there next week, I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like shit and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you."


"Do you understand me? I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane and I'm going to turn around and come home. So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?"


CLICK LINK TO HEAR AUDIO:
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3 (http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/0419_baldwin.mp3)





Haha! What a perfect summation of the whole tape: "...to replay this message," That made my day. :)

Heh, what a great father, taking control...
I daresay, the quotability of this tape may very well exceed that of Kramer at the Laugh Factory.

[Zeph]

OMG a parent talks badly to a kid who's not doing what they should! ALERT THA MEDIAZ!!!!

[Dole]

How did he get a restraining order from that? What bullshit.

[Emmzee]

How did he get a restraining order from that? What bullshit.
Totally. When I was 9, my dad called me a "Goddamn failure" and it didn't affect me. Parents swearing to kids. OMG TELL TEH INTERNETZ!

[JDMFSeanP]

I think he and his wife are divorced and they have split custody of the child and he had been having problems with doing things and the child all in one, and I think this kinda blew it for him, which means hes free, no more kid :P

Don't quote me on that I'm pulling it from memory/filling in parts.

[legionaire45]

My dad calls me an ass every few months. For no reason. Diabetic fits ftw.

Look at me, im the most stunning fucking piece of humanity there is. Meow <3

[SnaFuBAR]

alec balwin owned that little bitch :)

i think he was within his rights to teach her bitchy little ass a lesson.

[rossmum]

How did he get a restraining order from that? What bullshit.
Figures. I remember when I was in my last year at primary school, some little cocksucker in my peer support group was giving me all kinds of shit (not paying attention, wandering around disrupting other groups, etc.) so naturally I told him to quit screwing around and do as he was told (not even that harshly). Next day, his parents are threatening to take out an AVO on my 12-year-old self for supposedly beating and harrassing their lying shit of a kid. Right.

[Kornman00]

What is the purpose of the bayonet?

TO KILL! TO KILL! TO KILL WITHOUT MERCY!

People just need to kill more often tbh. After all, that is why god made the bayonet^^

[Dole]

People just need to kill more often tbh. After all, that is why god made the bayonet^^
Humanity could never have come so far without such wisdom. :)


Next day, his parents are threatening to take out an AVO on my 12-year-old self for supposedly beating and harrassing their lying shit of a kid. Right.
How small was this kid that his parents thought you could beat him up? :confused2:

[rossmum]

How small was this kid that his parents thought you could beat him up? :confused2:
Hahahaha, about 8 or 9.

[Bodzilla]

oshi it might be a equal fight. the Littel Kid Might be bigger then Ross But Ross Has T3h Internet cannon
:confused2:

i dunno who'll win :gonk:

[Con]

I know yelling at your kids is nothing new, but freaking out over some little phone issue?

[Arteen]

Totally. When I was 9, my dad called me a "Goddamn failure" and it didn't affect me.
Well, that's because you were/are a goddamn failure. :)

[Kornman00]

Star Wars: The daughter strikes back (http://black20.com/middleshow/?s=105)

[rossmum]

Star Wars: The daughter strikes back (http://black20.com/middleshow/?s=105)
Fucking owned amirite.

[Kornman00]

Fucking owned amirite.
yaurright

/hf _(0/\0)_

[Kornman00]

Alac Baldftw vs Dora (http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=d94d292574c38c5d628d&page=&viewtype=&category=)

[mined]

lmao, not a version of Dora that I'm going to let my daughter watch...:eek:

Of course, I would never put myself or my little girl in a position to have something like that happen anyways. It sounds like both parents have a bad attitude.