a Story, One line at a time.

[Bodzilla]

Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."

[n00b1n8R]

that the resident post whore has started spaming about..

i think we need a word limit to make it more interesting.
i've seen 10 words work well (15's cool to)

[DaneO'Roo]

polish cocks

[Elite Killa]

and just about every porn site on the web.

[Corgy]

i walked in and began raping her almost instantly,

[DaneO'Roo]

while she spanked my uncle Garfunkle with a studded paddle

[Corgy]

i proceeded to take a dump in her mouth, and then urinate in her ears

[Emmzee]

, and then I went outside and

[n00b1n8R]

got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..

[DaneO'Roo]

nope, its fine


, and then I went outside and

got in my car....

[Emmzee]

got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..
Ok.

Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."
some dumbass trying to backseat mod.

[Bodzilla]

Mums car* cause i'm a broke No good Dirty...

[DaneO'Roo]

Circus performer and am late for my act, where I juggle 3 :downs: dwarfs using my..

:O 777 POSTS FTMFW

It's your lucky day! + rep this post for lolrep from me kthx

[Emmzee]

hands which are...

[DaneO'Roo]

covered in blood from fisting one of the camels back stage.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

An atomic bomb arbitrarily fell out of the sky and killed everyone.

[Bodzilla]

Oh noes My story has Been Lol Nuked Into.....

[DaneO'Roo]

THE INTERNETS


R.I.P thread, you were short, and you were tasty

[n00b1n8R]

where some bastards necro'er decided to bump it and spam about..

[Elite Killa]

the scientific study of pornography,

[DaneO'Roo]

on small lady bugs, they find in their research that they weren't actually ladys, they were....



:awesome:

[Atty]

nothing but dust in the wind.

[Neuro Guro]

Nothing but wind in our face , wind that blew out the candles on our new year's fetus feast , which whould have been better if we had more..

[Hurrvish]

cocks.

[Bodzilla]

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."
that the resident post whore has started spaming about..
polish cocks
and just about every porn site on the web.
i walked in and began raping her almost instantly,
while she spanked my uncle Garfunkle with a studded paddle
i proceeded to take a dump in her mouth, and then urinate in her ears
, and then I went outside and

Originally Posted by n00b1n8R http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=54359#post54359)
got the thread locked.

can we try to stay away from the obscene?

lets start again from zilla's post i think..
Ok.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=54331#post54331)
Yo Check out This Just Add on watever ya want to Continue the Story. No rules :)

"i Chime Back to home after a shit day of work, only to log onto the computer and find...."

some dumbass trying to backseat mod.
got in my car....
Mums car* cause i'm a broke No good Dirty...
Circus performer and am late for my act, where I juggle 3 :downs: dwarfs using my..
hands which are...
covered in blood from fisting one of the camels back stage.

An atomic bomb arbitrarily fell out of the sky and killed everyone.
Oh noes My story has Been Lol Nuked Into.....
THE INTERNETS
where some bastards necro'er decided to bump it and spam about..
the scientific study of pornography,
on small lady bugs, they find in their research that they weren't actually ladys, they were....
nothing but dust in the wind.
Nothing but wind in our face , wind that blew out the candles on our new year's fetus feast , which whould have been better if we had more..
cocks.



Lol this story owns, Best seller anyone :D!

[Neuro Guro]

I pulled out a blunt , only to find that it was completely..

[CtrlAltDestroy]

sharp.

[n00b1n8R]

ross decided that he'd join the thread and say..

[Con]

what what...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

in the MOUTH

[n00b1n8R]

curtesy of monkey incorperated, brining you the finest in purple round..

[Con]

volleyballs, because,

[k4is3rxkh40s]

volleyballs, because,

in able for certain things to pass through a certain hole...

[Pred1ator]

known as a bunghole....

[Con]

you first need to aqquire a...

[k4is3rxkh40s]

You know who with a you know what sticking it you know where because...

[Elite Killa]

it smells too good, also,

[n00b1n8R]

it smells too good, also,
THE MARTIANS WERE COMING, WIELDING THIER...

[rossmum]

Polish cocks and...

[Atty]

candle sticks with anal lube

[itszutak]

and running around giggling and sticking things

[Elite Killa]

to their tits to make them look sexy,

[CtrlAltDestroy]

THEN SUDDENLY JESUS POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND...

[Elite Killa]

made 600,000,000 more sexy babes in order to...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

DO HIS EVIL RIGHTEOUS BIDDINGS.

[n00b1n8R]

AT THIS SIGHT, THE DEVIL GOT JEALOUS AND SHOT THE BABES WITH..

[nooBBooze]

his casio-cam and sticked the pics....

[n00b1n8R]

onto fish that happend to be doing the hokey pokey.
that's when the salt relised..

[Emmzee]

onto fish that happend to be doing the hokey pokey.
that's when the salt relised..
one of the Martians had nailed him in the ass with...

[n00b1n8R]

THE PEPPER SHAKER.
AS THE IRONY OF THIS SITUATION OcCOURED TO HIM, THE OBVIOUS COURSE OF ACTION BECAME CLEAR AND THE SALT...

[FRain]

DANCED IN TWENTY CIRCLES AND HAD AN ORGASM

*damn this thread is hilarious.*

[k4is3rxkh40s]

In which he used the pepper's ridiculosly large..

[itszutak]

COCK

[Emmzee]

COCK
which was very swollen and...

[Elite Killa]

had too much sperm so it impregnated...

[n00b1n8R]

the wale.
as pepper wale is a delicacy to the japenese, they quickly launched a fleet of...

[Elite Killa]

noobs armed with dual-wielded nuke-launchers with secondary shit cannon fire so they can revive...

[n00b1n8R]

hog drivers account to take over the world!
at this news, emporer bush decreed...

[Emmzee]

hog drivers account to take over the world!
at this news, emporer bush decreed...
that his title was not spelled "emporer."

[k4is3rxkh40s]

And so shall be called that now, because he cant spell. Causing...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

all the world's nuclear devices to detonate.

[Elite Killa]

And so came Barney the Dinosaur masturbating with...

[n00b1n8R]

chuck noris over..

[Con]

and over...

[itszutak]

and over.

[Atty]

Suddenly across town on the internet...

[Emmzee]

some guy was fapping to...

[Atty]

11/f/CA

[Emmzee]

11/f/CA
Who was morbidly obese and had...

[rossmum]

a serious case of genital warts...

[Emmzee]

a serious case of genital warts...
similar to the ones Champ has, but...

[Elite Killa]

he listen to "the internet is for porn" while he...

[Emmzee]

is masturbating furiously to naked pictures of...

[~ZMT~Trace]

Paris Hilton

[rossmum]

and her mother

[Hurrvish]

who has penis-itis

[Elite Killa]

and was a porno

[rossmum]

star in the 1900s

[Hurrvish]

[period] then theres was a fucking huge anus that

[Emmzee]

suddenly exploded into a bunch of smaller anuses that

[~ZMT~Trace]

raped

[n00b1n8R]

took over goatse with paris hilton stupidity cannons and

[Elite Killa]

humped everyone in this thread while

[Atty]

-rep'ing Elite Killa...

[Emmzee]

and...

[Elite Killa]

scaring the shit out of Elite Killa for a few seconds until...

[Atty]

we move off of Elite Killa and onto the Epic battle that is...

[Elite Killa]

taking place up my butt around the corner.

[Emmzee]

With a left turn at the Kool-Aid stand.

[Atty]

We move out of the immature phase and onto the Epic battle of Internet 1.0 vs 2.0...A war which could spell disaster for us all...

[rossmum]

especially Ross

[Elite Killa]

and his mom...

[n00b1n8R]

.
ross joins the fight for 2.0 with his internetz cannon firing of wiki's about..

[rossmum]

guns and forums and also Poland...

[n00b1n8R]

BUT THE EVIL M$ EMPIRE WOULD NOT TAKE THIS. DESTROYING THE PATHETIC OSX ALLIANCE, THEY AIMED THEIR GUNS STRAIGHT AT...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

your mom

[Pooky]

Who was ugly and fat... and fat... and also ugly.

[n00b1n8R]

strider vega core could not stand these insults to his name, so he pulled out his triangular breasted biped monster and tortured us all with a strip tease. only one man survived this, the man being..

LOL2POSTSIN1MINUTE

[CtrlAltDestroy]

POWER TIMO

[Pooky]

fuck you im 100th

also, timo where r u :saddowns:

stfu ur gay

[CtrlAltDestroy]

huh did i hear something oh wait i didnt becuz i cant hear faggots :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

FFS I JUST REPORTED POST 106 AND THEN YOU GO AND DO 107.

i look like a douche now :3

BACK TO THE STORY.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

no :smith:

[Pooky]

We were telling a story you noob, why would you go reporting posts?

[CtrlAltDestroy]

its part of the story you faggo

[n00b1n8R]

cos that's what your meant to? crazy i know..

so what exactly is the story anyways?

BUT THEN HOGDRIVER BLURTED OUT..

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Once upon a time...

[Pooky]

someone made a really lame story thread...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

he died the next day and everyone was happy

[Masterz1337]

because Leets balls fell off.

[Pooky]

Then masterz picked them up...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Also, masters got shot on the same day by Dick Cheney.

[Pooky]

only after swallowing leets balls though

[CtrlAltDestroy]

and pooky shouted at the top of his lungs: "...

[Pooky]

I found an apple inside bread! SHIT BUNNIES

[n00b1n8R]

the ripped masterz to shredz to get at the leet ballz and..

[Bodzilla]

Zilla COnsulted the Internet gods (rossmumbo) who used his Leet Reverse Internet Cannon Backflip to Revive The Pookanator so that he could....

[DaneO'Roo]

fondle small islamic orphans with a razor and a finetoothed comb in his car wich happened to be a....

[Bodzilla]

elephant wearing a mustache.

[Emmzee]

This elephant was riding a unicycle and...

[n00b1n8R]

N00B1N8R TRICKED KORNMAN :lol:

[Elite Killa]

into raping Elite Killa and his family while he...

[Reaper Man]

started a cult dedicated to the worship of reaper man.

[Elite Killa]

Then George W. Bush made an alliance with...

[Reaper Man]

his left shoe, only to realise that it was an usurping bastard

[Elite Killa]

named Reaper Man.

[rossmum]

Who noticed his last post didn't actually make sense

:eng101:

[Elite Killa]

I edited it...

Back to the story...

Then Elite killa sprang onto Reaper Man only to realise...

[PlasbianX]

that reaperman was stoned as hell and singing the chicken dance song

[Elite Killa]

and had a gay thing for me and...

[rossmum]

that explains his obsession with you on the old CMT forums...

:downs:

[Elite Killa]

...and that explains why everyone was humped in the old CMT forums...

[rossmum]

This obsession was soon found to be unhealthy by...

[Elite Killa]

Santa Claus and...

[Con]

Santa Claus and...
his furry lovers, the reindeer, who usually...

[Elite Killa]

rape each other in an attempt to make a mass army in order to...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

KILL HARMLESS INSECTS WITH MAGNIFYING GLASSES

[Elite Killa]

and sing Barney songs all day long while killing off...

[Hurrvish]

people who end sentences.

[Dole]

And then... POW!
Michael Richards slides through the door, accompanied by Christopher Walken...

Edit: Ooh, 555 posts.

[Elite Killa]

who had an obsession with everyone in this thread and...

[ExAm]

used his crazy hair to wrap them in cellophane and hang them in his basement.

[Elite Killa]

Along came rossmum one day...

[Hurrvish]

with his internet-to-man canon...

[DaneO'Roo]

while *insert name of person you hate here* got anally fisted by a skinless gorilla wearing a barbedwire mitten, while papercutting his nipples and scrotum with photographs of his wifes dead aborted featus and listening to the sounds of his grandmother being done over with a wooden dildo studded with rusty nails and dipped in metholated spirits, wich caused him to.....




:downs:

[flibitijibibo]

have to buy some more barbed wire mittens, because that fisting did not end well.

[Elite Killa]

Someone made a new forum. Rossmum comes in and...

[ExAm]

Alright, this thread is getting out of control. Seriously, it's getting sick. No more of that.

[Hurrvish]

hey guys! why do it in the h2v forums when you can do it here!

http://www.themostrandombook.com/forums/index.php

[Dole]

while *insert name of person you hate here* got anally fisted by a skinless gorilla wearing a barbedwire mitten, while papercutting his nipples and scrotum with photographs of his wifes dead aborted featus and listening to the sounds of his grandmother being done over with a wooden dildo studded with rusty nails and dipped in metholated spirits, wich caused him to.....




:downs:
... :cop:

[Elite Killa]

Lets start from scratch kids...

One day, a man went to store to buy...

[flibitijibibo]

Halo 2 Vista. Turns out they ran out before it even came out. He went on a killing spree using...

[Elite Killa]

a banana he found at...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

the top of a

[flibitijibibo]

random person's fridge. He killed most of his victims in...

[Elite Killa]

my asshole wielding sex toys and...

[CtrlAltDestroy]

nailclippers.

Though, halfway around the world at that exact moment... !

[Hurrvish]

im sleeping in my bed...

[DaneO'Roo]

Alright, this thread is getting out of control. Seriously, it's getting sick. No more of that.

:smith:



im sleeping in my bed...

with a malnurished monkey skeleton sitting spread eagled on the bed after you exorcised just one of your hourly *makes up word* necroanimalian acts towards it, choking yourself on a doornob with it's intestines, while using it's spinal cord as anal beads and ramming them back and fourth up your ass, each vertebrae collecting more and more shit as it passes in and out, then suddenly, peering through the window at your vile acts is...


:)

[RaVNzCRoFT]

In before fail. Oh, wait... :v

[DaneO'Roo]

I don't know that guys name is he from Poland?

Well, In Before Fail was running to the police station to go tell but.....

[CtrlAltDestroy]

he was much too tired at the moment.

[Masterz1337]

In before fail. Oh, wait... :v
Couldn't agree with this more.

[DaneO'Roo]

:smithicide:

man, I reckon I could make a REALLY fucked up "The Aristocrats!" joke

[Elite Killa]

he was much too tired at the moment.
So he went to Office Depot to complain to the manager that...

[DaneO'Roo]

he had a severed dog penis lodged up his nose


lmao I can see a :lock: coming

[Hurrvish]

he has stomach aches.

[Elite Killa]

he had a severed dog penis lodged up his nose
We'll go with this one.

and his backhairs constantly smacked his wife in bed...

[DaneO'Roo]

so she ripped them off and stuffed them in her ears like cotton balls, to muffle the whimpering coming from her husbands gimp closet

Lol, I killed ithttp://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6136/lollazarxb0.gif

[CtrlAltDestroy]

THEN SUDDENLY !!

[DaneO'Roo]

>:U

A GIMP BROKE FREE OF THE CLOSET, HES ONLY GOT 1 OPTION, WHERE DOES HE MAKE HIS ESCAPE??

[Elite Killa]

BUT WAIT! HE ALSO HAS ANOTHER OPTION! SHOULD I RAPE THE SEXY WOMAN IN THE BED?

[DaneO'Roo]

YES HE SHOULD, WHERE DOES HE START?

[jcap]

Can't tell you where it starts, but here's where it ends.

This thread sucks almost as hard as the "2012.. the end or a new beginning." thread at GBX...