For lack of a better title... I'm single... yet again

[Sanctus]

So my girlfriend of OVER A YEAR broke up with me a couple weeks ago and I still can't sleep at night.

Cheer me up? :fail:

[TeeKup]

Not really the wisest thing to ask for cheering up here dear brother. If it concerns deaths then yeah. But something like this is more suited for...I don't know.. ME. I'll be up there in the next few days anyway.

[flibitijibibo]

http://podacity.modacity.net/livestream/flibit.html

[sdavis117]

http://podacity.modacity.net/livestream/sdavis.html

[Ganon]

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/nyuspin.gif

[Rob Oplawar]

You'll get no sympathy from the likes of me.

[Cojafoji]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2391/trecall2.gif

[Inferno]

Life is overrated. Go play Oblivion for 120 hours. You will feel better.

[DEElekgolo]

Fap.

[Sanctus]

Not really the wisest thing to ask for cheering up here dear brother. If it concerns deaths then yeah. But something like this is more suited for...I don't know.. ME. I'll be up there in the next few days anyway.

Will you really???? Because I can't wait.

[TeeKup]

Yes now lock this topic.

[English Mobster]

Somehow I thought you two were related.

[TeeKup]

Somehow I thought you two were related.

http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15927&p=401127&viewfull=1#post401127

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[paladin]

youll get over it. Before my current girl friend, I dated someone for 2.5 years. get drunk, party with your friends and enjoy the things you can do while your single, because I can garentee you youll have a girl friend sooner than you think and youll be wishing you could fuck that chick at just gave you a once over at the bar.... :allears:

[n00b1n8R]

Don't listen to teek, he's being stupid.
Some of us actually have hearts still so you can just ignore the idiots (who are really just trying to make a joke to cheer you up in their own way :p)

Shit would seriously suck, just had 9 months with my first GF a few weeks back..

[paladin]

5 years bitch

[LlamaMaster]

At least you had a girlfriend. I'm going to get carpel tunnel soon enough...

That said, never make a thread about breakups; they are terrible.

[Hotrod]

Well, the way I see it, I'm 17 (18 in less than 2 months), never had a girlfriend, never had a first kiss, nothing. So anything you've had is better than this. Though, I do feel sad for ya. Sorry to hear :(

[Futzy]

I'm 12 and I don't know what this thread is about.

[Ganon]

Well, the way I see it, I'm 17 (18 in less than 2 months), never had a girlfriend, never had a first kiss, nothing. So anything you've had is better than this. Though, I do feel sad for ya. Sorry to hear :(

how do you sleep at night

[sleepy1212]

couple dozen notches on your belt will make you feel better

[Dwood]

I'm happy waiting for the right girl. Then again, I'm mormon. :)

[PenGuin1362]

get drunk, party with your friends and enjoy the things you can do while your single

best advice. High school, best time of my life. College, even better. To hell with "I don't drink, its not good for you, I'm above that". Seriously, wanna feel better? Get some friends, get some beer, get hammered and have a blast (just know your limit and don't be a dumbass...). Also piss drunk girls are 3 times as likely to put out.

[Cojafoji]

drink no more than ten beers. you are young, small, and have a weak liver. just stop at 10. that is if you're not already passed out.

have fun. oh and if you want a realllllly good night, get some addys and go the distance.

[Boba]

haha well thats too bad

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2117/mektree.png

[mech]

Go to the club and tell some skank she's hot, you're set for about a month.

repeat

[PenGuin1362]

if they make you breakfast or say they love you...run...RUN!

[mech]

haha well thats too bad

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2117/mektree.png


and boba what the fuck


lol

[Sanctus]

Thanks everyone. Yeah I was actually aiming for the heartless sense of humor some of you did. Makes me chuckle and forget. :v: