FUCK TERRAN

[Bodzilla]

~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
man i'm fucking pissed off hey
just playing SC2
i teched as fast as possible to mutas
like i mean
6 pool
6 extractor
lair straight up as soon as pool was finished
got an achievement for teching to lair so fast
spire straight away
and dude
i fly over to his base
with the 4 muters i've got
and he has 6 vikings in the air waiting for me
and he's just gone a standard build
wall up
barracks
factory
and he has 2 fuckign starports, 1 with a reactor 1 with a tech lab
and has seige tanks
what
the
fucking
shit
is
that
fucking
horseshit.
Corbin says:
lmfao
that's terran
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
like honestly what the fucking hell
how is that even remotely fucking fair
had to fend off his vikings with 6 lings, 1 spine and my drones
he took out all my drones except for 1
he survived with 5 health
Corbin says:
epic comeback?
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
that
i dropped the cunt as soon as he lagged
theres nothing i cna do about that man


I mean seriously.

[CN3089]

Human supremacy. :realsmug:

[Bodzilla]

STOP POSTIN!!!

[Dwood]

neg rep neg rep neg rep

[Sel]

terran is a joke, nerf mmm

[Bodzilla]

Buff zerg

[Phopojijo]

Expect that for Heart of the Swarm? :p

[Dwood]

Expect that for Heart of the Swarm? :p
To blizz:
Not paying 60 dollars for a buff.

[Dwood]

Hello, Gamers

look at your Race,

now back to me,

now back at your Race

now back to me!

Sadly, Your race isn't Terran, but if you stopped playing lady-style zerg and switched to Terran, you could play like them.

Look down,

back up,

where are you?

You’re on Lost temple with the Race your Race could play like.

What’s on your screen,

back at me.

I have it, it’s a Bioball with two Thors and some Medivacs.

Look again,

the Thors are now Siege Tanks!

Anything is possible when your Race plays like Terran and not a Zerg.

I’m on a Hellion.


HYEAWH!

[n00b1n8R]

It's amazing what you do when you macro instead of going for a fucking 6 pool :downs:

[Bodzilla]

fastest possible air tech is out raced by a standard terran build by 2.

DERP DERP DERP DEPR DPERP DPDERP

also i dont 6 pool, was just trying something.

[n00b1n8R]

fastest possible air tech is out raced by a standard terran build by 2.
So you're trying to tell me that your first attempt at this build didn't work?
You're telling me you tried to cheese and got your ass kicked for it?

Stop the fucking presses.

[Phobias]

Ya know what? Getting to mutas a minute later than your enemy gets vikings on the field doesn't really worry me. My 6 mutas just took down 8 vikings without a single loss.

[Bodzilla]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AGAINST????

:S!

[Phobias]

stack your mutas right on top of the vikings, the multi-attack of the spines spreads better and you can basically take all of the vikings (or at least most) down as one. :masterstroke:

[Llama Juice]

I'm Terran, if I'm playing against Zerg I always just make a few vikings really quick and set them to circle the map so I can take out any overlords they try to hide on me. Ends up supply blocking them rather quick and then you can use those same vikings to distract their forces while you send in your actual army to take out the mineral line and by then they usually GG out.

Yay!

[Phobias]

I'm Terran, if I'm playing against Zerg I always just make a few vikings really quick and set them to circle the map so I can take out any overlords they try to hide on me. Ends up supply blocking them rather quick and then you can use those same vikings to distract their forces while you send in your actual army to take out the mineral line and by then they usually GG out.

Yay!

You must play against alot of retarded zerg players. :S

[Bodzilla]

shifts eyes nervously.

nah i'm good, just everynow and then the cunts get the drop on ya >:(

[t3h m00kz]

Buff zerg

kekeke

[Bodzilla]

Corrupter + 6 against massive
Baneling + 15 vs light
Ultra +15 armoured


Maruder + 10 armored
reaper + 5 light
ghost + 10 light
hellion + 6(16 with ups!!!)
tank + 10 armored
thor + 6 light air
Viking + 8 armored air


what the fuck is this fucking horseshit
terran faggots are the fucking worst.
literally they're bad at the game.

[Bodzilla]

hey bliz ya wanna fix the game?

Hydras + 8 armored ground units.

done.

[ExAm]

TVZ is seriously whack. And I play terran. I still lose all the time anyway, so it's not like I'm going to stop playing Terran. It'll be fixed eventually. Hell, it took blizz 10 fucking years to fix Starcraft 1. Expect something shorter for SCII, but still, be patient.