40 days...40 nights

[Kornman00]

So I just finished watching the movie and it got me thinking...


Can rossmum do it?

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Kornman00]

Do the forums post the threads before you finish the polls or something?

[TeeKup]

Impossible. He is a post whore afterall. :p

[Kornman00]

He should have his own tags

[rossmom]iiapw[/rossmum]

[Leiukemia]

Someone needs to explain where this poland joke came from. Otherwise I'm going to have to go to australia and tie up Rossmum and torture him.

[TeeKup]

Someone needs to explain where this poland joke came from. Otherwise I'm going to have to go to australia and tie up Rossmum and torture him.

I tried that once. All I got out of him was a Springfield .03 bullet to the shin. :x

[rossmum]

@ Leiuk: Evo dev team chat. Blame Neuro.

Also, Poland.

[Hurrvish]

:iiam: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_forgot_Poland)

[Timo]

No, he went apeshit after one day of disabled posting. :|

[Neuro Guro]

@ Leiuk: Evo dev team chat. Blame Neuro.

Also, Poland.

http://shainla.typepad.com/photos/camp_ho_2006/finger.jpg

[IPBJT!]

This is madness!

no really, it is.

[mined]

He should have his own tags

[rossmom]iiapw[/rossmum]

FTW.

[jcap]

10 seconds after I disabled his posting privileges he IMed me and harassed me for 24 hours. -_-

[rossmum]

No, he went apeshit after one day of disabled posting. :|
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG GOSH <:mad:>

[Agamemnon]

I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG GOSH <:mad:>
http://imholol.unas.cz/emo.gif

[Kornman00]

This is madness!

no really, it is.
Madness...?

THIS IS CAAAAKETOOOWN!! *kicks jfap*

[Agamemnon]

Brush your teeth!

[Emmzee]

Accidentally pressed yes. :X

Ross, if you do it, I will personally pay for a round trip plane ticket so you can come here to the states and kick me in the balls.

[rossmum]

I would die though. :saddowns:

[Bodzilla]

i've tried it b4.

Failed miserable 5x.... >_>

[n00b1n8R]

it's not that bad ross, i usually get witdwaral for a few days, then i'm fine (but then it's because i have no way of posting and not by choice and i relapse as soon as i get back home)

incidentally, what did you do with your time before you were seduced by the interwebs?

[rossmum]

Dude, my net went down for 2 weeks while we switched ISPs and I was on the verge of a mental breakdown. There is no way I could make it through 40 days and nights without posting, at all.

And before the interwebs? I was about 12 and played Combat Flight Sim all day.

[n00b1n8R]

and before that?

[Zeph]

No, he went apeshit after one day of disabled posting. :|

Wasn't even a day. More like two and a half hours. :\.

LOL, I forgot about the Poland chat. Good times, good builds.

[Hurrvish]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_forgot_Poland

[jcap]

First 20 minutes:

teh rossmum: FUCK YOU I WANT MY POSTING ABILITY BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
teh rossmum: OH MY GOD
jrcap14: :what what:
teh rossmum: I CAN'T POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
teh rossmum: rossmum, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

jrcap14: WITHDRAWAL
teh rossmum: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
teh rossmum: FIX IT MISTER
teh rossmum: NOW
teh rossmum: OK
jrcap14: I don't know what happened, must be a forum glitch :eyesroll:
teh rossmum: YOU
teh rossmum: ARE
teh rossmum: A MASSIVE LIAR
teh rossmum: fix it now mister
jrcap14: oh snap, you're at 3999 :(
teh rossmum: NOW
jrcap14: looks like you'll never get to 4000 :(
jrcap14: you're a massive nigger.
teh rossmum: don't make me register a new acc and start from there
teh rossmum: you fucking know i will
teh rossmum: and you can't get rid of me
jrcap14: Oh no you wouldn't.
teh rossmum: /dynamic ip
teh rossmum: pwnd
teh rossmum: ok you can give my posting permissions back
teh rossmum: since it's not like you'll win anyway
teh rossmum: seriously mister
jrcap14: sorry did I hear something because I can't hear internet faggots.
teh rossmum: i'll complain to ghost
jrcap14: :saddowns:
teh rossmum: and he will ban you
teh rossmum: because he is admin
teh rossmum: you are too but nobody cares.
jrcap14: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7
teh rossmum: no excuse me
teh rossmum: I NEED TO POST.
teh rossmum: IN THE MAIN FORUM TOO.
teh rossmum: you're just jealous
teh rossmum: hahahahahaha
teh rossmum: poor jcrap
teh rossmum: he has no posts
teh rossmum: awwwwwwwwwwww
teh rossmum: also
teh rossmum: I HATE YOU
teh rossmum: D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
jrcap14: LALALALALALALA
teh rossmum: if it's not fixed in 2 and a half hours when i get home
jrcap14: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
jrcap14: LALALALALALA
teh rossmum: you WILL get fucked up
teh rossmum: sideways
jrcap14: LALALALLALALA
jrcap14: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
jrcap14: LALALALALALALLALALALALA
teh rossmum: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
teh rossmum: AND
teh rossmum: POST SHIT
teh rossmum: ON YOUR FACE.
teh rossmum: THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER
jrcap14: Internet threats, lol.

[rossmum]

Sorry all I can see is

jrcap14: I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT

[jcap]

Sorry all I can see is

:words:
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar61_5.gif

[Reaper Man]

Holy crap ross. Go play outside.

[jcap]

He can't. The best example you can relate ross to is that kid in The Benchwarmers, Howie.

O5kCWli6x8I

[Atty]

He's agoraphobic but with the power of the Internet he can live a semi happy life, albeit deprived from any and all sexual contact from any other person.

[n00b1n8R]

"that rossmum needs to get laid.
seriously."

[Con]

stop hating on him :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

ross for ban needs more bump i think..

[Hurrvish]

then lest play a game. kind of like the 'silent game' only with posting. who ever cracks first get -rep

hows that? bad idea imo

[Stealth]

Lmfao, this is the best topic I've seen all day, you guys really made me laugh my head off, and fall off my chair do to lack of air. Rossmum, I think you can make it 20 days, 20 nights.

[IPBJT!]

First 20 minutes:

teh rossmum: FUCK YOU I WANT MY POSTING ABILITY BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
teh rossmum: OH MY GOD
jrcap14: :what what:
teh rossmum: I CAN'T POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
teh rossmum: rossmum, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

jrcap14: WITHDRAWAL
teh rossmum: GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
teh rossmum: FIX IT MISTER
teh rossmum: NOW
teh rossmum: OK
jrcap14: I don't know what happened, must be a forum glitch :eyesroll:
teh rossmum: YOU
teh rossmum: ARE
teh rossmum: A MASSIVE LIAR
teh rossmum: fix it now mister
jrcap14: oh snap, you're at 3999 :(
teh rossmum: NOW
jrcap14: looks like you'll never get to 4000 :(
jrcap14: you're a massive nigger.
teh rossmum: don't make me register a new acc and start from there
teh rossmum: you fucking know i will
teh rossmum: and you can't get rid of me
jrcap14: Oh no you wouldn't.
teh rossmum: /dynamic ip
teh rossmum: pwnd
teh rossmum: ok you can give my posting permissions back
teh rossmum: since it's not like you'll win anyway
teh rossmum: seriously mister
jrcap14: sorry did I hear something because I can't hear internet faggots.
teh rossmum: i'll complain to ghost
jrcap14: :saddowns:
teh rossmum: and he will ban you
teh rossmum: because he is admin
teh rossmum: you are too but nobody cares.
jrcap14: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7
teh rossmum: no excuse me
teh rossmum: I NEED TO POST.
teh rossmum: IN THE MAIN FORUM TOO.
teh rossmum: you're just jealous
teh rossmum: hahahahahaha
teh rossmum: poor jcrap
teh rossmum: he has no posts
teh rossmum: awwwwwwwwwwww
teh rossmum: also
teh rossmum: I HATE YOU
teh rossmum: D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
jrcap14: LALALALALALALA
teh rossmum: if it's not fixed in 2 and a half hours when i get home
jrcap14: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
jrcap14: LALALALALALA
teh rossmum: you WILL get fucked up
teh rossmum: sideways
jrcap14: LALALALLALALA
jrcap14: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING
jrcap14: LALALALALALALLALALALALA
teh rossmum: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
teh rossmum: AND
teh rossmum: POST SHIT
teh rossmum: ON YOUR FACE.
teh rossmum: THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER
jrcap14: Internet threats, lol.

And i thought i had mental problems o.o

Off Topic: these forums need a shoop da whoop smiley :v

[rossmum]

Rossmum, I think you can make it 20 days, 20 nights.
I disagree. Try 5 at absolute most.

[Stealth]

Ya, good point, but at the lest you'd be trying.

[Atty]

Lest? :confused2:


And ross will have his test, as soon as his dad orders satellite Internet, he'll have to wait at least a day to get a web page up.

[Neuro Guro]

So I just finished watching the movie and it got me thinking...


Can rossmum do it?

Are you talking about getting laid?

Because in that case it would be 40 years and 40 leap years.

[rossmum]

Lest? :confused2:


And ross will have his test, as soon as his dad orders satellite Internet, he'll have to wait at least a day to get a web page up.
Fuck moving, fuck satellite.


Are you talking about getting laid?

Because in that case it would be 40 years and 40 leap years.
Fuck you.

[Teroh]

Of course he can't.

[Neuro Guro]

Fuck you.

Hey don't feel too bad , I bet you have it better off then some people.

I was at this gay little youth group thing last night and I saw this guy there who was in his twenties I think. Well someone told me about him, said he still lives with his parents and he had sex with a teddybear.

Now, being who I am, I decided to confront him about it, because I saw some good humor in that.

"O hi, someone told me you gave Mr. Patches the good ol' "In and Out", So yeah did you stick a condom in em or did you go straight for the fluff?"

Oddly enough, he said it was actually Mr. Patches who gave him the good ol' "In and Out"

I'm just going to put it this way: I don't go there anymore.
>_>

So yeah, I hope that makes you feel a little better about yourself rossmum..
Unless you rape teddybears or something.

[rossmum]

If you're being serious, I'm going to go and try to get my classification changed from human to sloth.

[Atty]

ross, get laid. Please. It's bad for you to build up so much sexual tension. :(

[rossmum]

i noe rite :(

[Bodzilla]

LMFAO at the Aim convo xD!

i just thought of the coolest idea for a show ever.

Big Brother : Rossmum Edition.

We Put shit loads of cameras in his room, Take away his internet and watch.

Steps:
1. we deprive him of it for a 2 weeks then Give him 30 minutes to forum whore.
then we take it away again.
2. Repeat

and the best thing about it is we dont need to lock up his house cause he never goes outside anyway :XD:
it would be a show Reeking with awesomes :awesome:

Could u imagine him after 6 weeks O_o

[n00b1n8R]

i noe rite :(

let me make it better ross's mum :)
*fetches the whip*


you internetz are a funny lost xD



Big Brother : Rossmum Edition.

We Put shit loads of cameras in his room, Take away his internet and watch.

Steps:
1. we deprive him of it for a 2 weeks then Give him 30 minutes to forum whore.
then we take it away again.
2. Repeat

and the best thing about it is we dont need to lock up his house cause he never goes outside anyway :XD:
it would be a show Reeking with awesomes :awesome:

Could u imagine him after 6 weeks O_o

that's so cruel i'm shocked the reallity tv peoples havn't allready thought of it.

"how many posts could a post whore post if a post whore could post posts?"

[Atty]

20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): jen as in my ex
20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_495181b73f305145aea2438c5816cf70.jpg on right
Atticus™: THE FAT ONE?
Atticus™: LOLING


Seems Ross is a firm believer in, "Fat chicks need loving too."

[rossmum]

20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): jen as in my ex
20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_495181b73f305145aea2438c5816cf70.jpg on right
Atticus™: THE FAT ONE?
Atticus™: LOLING


Seems Ross is a firm believer in, "Fat chicks need loving too."
More like

[18:03] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): http://a625.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_495181b73f305145aea2438c5816cf70.jpg on left
[18:03] Atticus™: THE FAT ONE?
[18:03] Atticus™: LOLING
[18:03] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): LEFT
[18:03] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): GOSH MISTER
[18:03] Atticus™: sorry
[18:03] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): L2P SIDES
[18:03] Atticus™: she's cute
[18:04] Atticus™: LEARN 2 JOKE FAGOT
[18:04] Atticus™: +g
[18:04] 20.PzGr.OGef.Kurz (Ross): SOZ
[18:04] Atticus™: she's cute
[18:04] Atticus™: loves her eyes

:argh:

[Atty]

Nice fiction, go tan.

[rossmum]

I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT
I can edit quotes too :downs:

[Atty]

Yeah but people see through your lies straight through to my truths.

[rossmum]

Yeah but people see through your lies straight through to my truths.
:nou:

[Atty]

:question of sexual preference:

[rossmum]

:question of mother's profession:

[Atty]

:SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP:

[rossmum]

:SUGGESTION TO GET THE FUCK OUT:

[Atty]

:removal of post count:

[rossmum]

:smith:

[Reaper Man]

:shaking head sadly:
:suggestion to GO PLAY OUTSIDE:

[n00b1n8R]

out-what?

[mR_r0b0to]

:LOL:

[Reaper Man]

:suggestion to noobinator that it's actually spelt "Banned":

[rossmum]

:Suggestion to Reaper Man that it filters 'banned' out of user titles:

[n00b1n8R]

:rep for ross:
:you must spread some more reputation around before giving it to rossmum again :saddowns: :

[Reaper Man]

:Poland:

[Corgy]

Ruinin' your gay little chain

[n00b1n8R]

:votekick corgy:

[Kornman00]

http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif

[Limited]

dont be silly, course he cant go 40 days without postin :D

[jcap]

:LOCK: