Articles Funny And/Or Random

[TVTyrant]

Couldn't find the old one so I made a new one

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/21/smuggler-license-plate_n_1369962.html

Made me lol so hard

[Cortexian]

This is how we get airsoft guns into Canada, stop publishing our secret!!

[Amit]

http://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/1136hi/pac_man_post_from_rgaming_i_thought_it_belonged/c6iwfhl

A great story on the origins of pac man.

[Timo]

SMBC also had a great one:

http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120916.gif

[PopeAK49]

^Best thing I've ever read.

[Limited]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236723/susanalbumparty-Susan-Boyle-promotional-teams-embarrassing-hashtag-double-entendre.html

'#susanalbumparty': Susan Boyle promotional team's embarrassing hashtag double entendre for new album launch


Wow, hilarious. Either a brilliant PR stunt or massive fail, either way it got trending worldwide.

[Dozo]

Room with a view: the house stranded in the middle of a brand new Chinese highway
http://www.news.com.au/realestate/the-house-in-the-middle-of-a-new-chinese-highway/story-fncq3era-1226522450873

[ICEE]

Yep this happened

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/20/mosque-arsonist-tells-court-i-only-know-what-i-hear-on-fox-news/

[TVTyrant]

good ole fox news

[JackalStomper]

space hulk space hulk space hulk space hulk (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/12/10/space-hulk-space-hulk-space-hulk-space-hulk/)

[JackalStomper]

Dave Barry’s Year in Review (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/12/29/v-fullstory/3160638/dave-barrys-year-in-review.html)


JANUARY

... in which President Barack Obama, in the State of the Union address, boldly rebuts critics who charge that his economic policies have been a failure by displaying the scalp of Osama bin Laden, which a White House aide carries in a special briefcase.

Meanwhile the race for the Republican presidential nomination, which began in approximately 2003, continues to be a spicy political gumbo of excitement. The emerging front runner is Mitt Romney, who combines a strong resume of executive experience with the easygoing natural human warmth of a parking meter. Still in contention, however, is Newt Gingrich, whose popularity surges briefly, only to wane when voters begin to grasp the fact that he is Newt Gingrich. This opens the door for Rick Santorum, whose strong suit is that he has a normal first name, and who apparently at one point was a senator or governor of Pennsylvania or possibly Vermont.

Abroad, an Iranian nuclear scientist is killed in a suspicious bomb blast. Responding to accusations that the United States was behind the killing, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declares “we had nothing to do with it,” adding that if any more Iranian nuclear scientists are killed, “we will have had nothing to do with that, either.”

In the new year’s first major disaster, the Mediterranean cruise ship Costa Concordia goes way off course, hits a rock and sinks. The captain, Francesco Schettino, is immediately relieved of command and placed in charge of the Italian economy.

[DarkHalo003]

I lol'd.

[Tnnaas]

Obama Administration says no to building a Death Star by 2016 (http://www.universetoday.com/99436/blast-it-wedge-were-not-getting-a-death-star/#).

[DarkHalo003]

Well played White House. Well played.

[Sanctus]

Who would want a battle station that can be disabled by a single fighter anyway?

[Sanctus]

Seth MacFarlane proposing a new show, seen during a commercial for Movie 43.
"It's like a cross between Family Guy and Schindler's List"

Made me laugh

[Amit]

lol wtf?

[Sanctus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w02QliSoUOE

At around 0:25

[Amit]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to name the next Pokemon games PokemonX and PokemonY is probably going to get a reprimand:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/google-search-for-pokemon-x-brings-1548873

[Cortexian]

http://www.ravenews.ca/images/headlines/161.jpg
(http://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2013/january/22/)

[Btcc22]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to name the next Pokemon games PokemonX and PokemonY is probably going to get a reprimand:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/google-search-for-pokemon-x-brings-1548873

Total non-issue.

[Sanctus]

It is really lazy though.

[n00b1n8R]

How can a title be Lazy? Especially when compared to other titles:

Red/blue
Gold/Silver
Black/White
Black 2/ White 2

you're kidding, right?

[Tnnaas]

1/2
Sock/Shoe
A/B
You/Me

[Amit]

Add X to the end of any popular anime and you'll end up with hentai. It's common sense.

[Pooky]

http://i.imgur.com/Tm1VA4S.png

[DarkHalo003]

:gonk:

[Donut]

for some reason i was under the impression that they were calling it pokemon x and y because its the first truely 3d game in the main series. then theyd do a third game called pokemon z, similar to the pikachu pokemon yellow.

[Tnnaas]

Kwame Harris involved in alleged incident with former boyfriend. (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/21621244/kwame-harris-involved-in-alleged-incident-with-former-boyfriend)

Harris was supposed to drive Geier to the airport, but he allegedly got upset when Geier poured soy sauce on a plate of rice.
Mostly the comments on this page.

[mech]

http://www.theage.com.au/national/education/vce-authorities-apologise-for-phantom-robot-20121119-29lbl.html

[n00b1n8R]

:mech2:

[Sanctus]

"Yarra Valley Grammar student Shannon Dowling assumed she had not studied hard enough when she saw the robot. ''I went through a thought process something like this, 'What's that thing? It's definitely a robot. But it's on my history exam, so it's not a robot. But it can't be anything else. LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!"




:lmao:

[Donut]

"When your future career rests upon those who are correcting your papers and not on those who experienced historic events in truth, what would you do?"
not major in history :lol:

[TVTyrant]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-insane-solutions-to-americas-biggest-problems/

Hopefully someone will appreciate this one

[nuttyyayap]

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/03/news-channels-discover-that-girls-play-video-games/



Girls? Playing VIDEO games? YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE IT.
With the type of breathless astonishment usually reserved for miracles and alien sightings, local news channels across the United States decided to report on the Major League Gaming tournaments in Dallas last weekend with the best angle possible: HOLY SHIT, DID YOU KNOW THAT GIRLS PLAY VIDEO GAMES NOW?

:lmao:

[Btcc22]

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/03/news-channels-discover-that-girls-play-video-games/


:lmao:

Complete with mention of violence, perfect.

[TVTyrant]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/17/world/meast/iraq-damon/index.html

Pretty interesting article if anyone is interested in it

[Amit]

Cracked.com is the funniest website I know, so it should come as no surprise that they have a short, but hilarious article up:

The 3 Most Insane Overreactions by School Security (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-3-most-insane-overreactions-by-school-security/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage%2F)

[DarkHalo003]

Americuh: Home of the Paranoid.

[DarkHalo003]

Americuh: Land of the Paranoid.

[Patrickssj6]

Americuh: Land of the Hemorrhoid.

[Amit]

Americuh: Land of the Polaroid.

http://i.imgur.com/vJMUSV2.gif

[Tnnaas]

Mos Eisley: I Was Looking for Those Droids

[=sw=warlord]

Americuh: Land of the Hemorrhoid.
That's Germany.

[TVTyrant]

Germany is the greatest country in the world don't talk shit

[=sw=warlord]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5Zakq0M-8tE/T-Ei7QqCxvI/AAAAAAAACb8/9aHVsjO-Y3I/s1600/Merkel.jpg

[Tnnaas]

Paul Rugg: The Voice of Freakazoid.

[Patrickssj6]

That's Germany.


Germany is ze greatest country in ze wörld don't talk scheiße

http://i56.tinypic.com/fxlde.jpg

[EX12693]

GAyS did 9/11