The Indian Condom Crisis

[Rentafence]

The BBC reports that a study performed by the Indian Council of Medical Research has found that condoms sized according to international standards are on average three to five centimeters too large for about 60% of Indian men. Discuss.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

[Futzy]

ok

[neuro]

:downs:

[TVTyrant]

lol

[DarkHalo003]

It's problem when they have the second highest population in the world. Overpopulation is the biggest environmental issue humanity faces, believe it or not. Another space race? :iamafag:

[Limited]

2006 dude...two thousand and six.

[Patrickssj6]

according to this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lc3gQ7sgOf8/TZDWuqrOp2I/AAAAAAAAHC8/D_LMVJjfXaA/s1600/targetmap-penis-size-world-map.jpg), 3 to 5 centimeters would be too big for you as well

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[Rentafence]

2006 dude...two thousand and six.

It is the greatest problem of their time

[FluffyDucky™]

LOL

[Bodzilla]

i dont have this problem, when i'm abuot to blow my load i actually stretch the largest condoms i can find

~feels good man~

[Spartan094]

smashing news:nigel:

[FluffyDucky™]

wut..

[TVTyrant]

according to this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lc3gQ7sgOf8/TZDWuqrOp2I/AAAAAAAAHC8/D_LMVJjfXaA/s1600/targetmap-penis-size-world-map.jpg), 3 to 5 centimeters would be too big for you as well

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This looks like its probably the most skewed information reporting of all time. Worse than Soviet kill counts in WW2.

BTW, I can't fucking read it because its in CENTIMETERS. :iamafag:

[neuro]

learn to use NON-RETARDED MEASUREMENTS


stupid dumbass non-metric-knowing-person-dumbass-jerk-guy!

[TVTyrant]

learn to use NON-RETARDED MEASUREMENTS


stupid dumbass non-metric-knowing-person-dumbass-jerk-guy!
Next time you're trying to figure out a measurement in the woods, tell me how useful metric is.

I agree its a much better system for modern times, and I wish we used it. But Imperial was great in it's day because anyone could use it at any time. Metric is all math and numbers that don't represent anything tangible. Its very scientific, and thus superior, but any sailor worth his salt used Imperial because it's more effective when you don't have time for that.

[rossmum]

This looks like its probably the most skewed information reporting of all time. Worse than Soviet kill counts in WW2.

BTW, I can't fucking read it because its in CENTIMETERS. :iamafag:
Or the German ones. "Let's award a kill to everyone involved in the downing of an aircraft, even if they only got two shots in!"

[TVTyrant]

Or the German ones. "Let's award a kill to everyone involved in the downing of an aircraft, even if they only got two shots in!"
Japanese ones are funny too. They claimed they killed a million Americans at Iwo Jima.

[rossmum]

I would be pretty fucking surprised if there wasn't a country that blew its kills out of all proportion in WWII. The only vaguely sure way to tell is to check out the other party's casualty records, and hope to fuck those are accurate. In the case of the Eastern Front, the German figures naturally confirm the logical conclusion that the Red Army did practically all the heavy lifting against Germany (from memory I think 80% of Wehrmacht casualties were there, I had the actual numbers in front of me once and it made the casualties to Britain, the US, and Free France look like a bad joke); the Soviet ones show what happens when you have the majority of your officers, including all the ones who actually understand modern warfare, either imprisoned or shot.

Shit, even the RAF blew its kills out of proportion, and the RAF was super fucking stingy about awarding credit for kills - possibly the most so. Credit was awarded in fractions, had to be confirmed, and recorded after each flight.

[TVTyrant]

The Soviets doing the heavy lifting thing always makes me laugh. Without strong allies they would have lost. Germany held all the economic cards.

[rossmum]

That doesn't change the fact that they did the overwhelming majority of the fighting, and suffed on a level that none of the Western Allies could even hope to understand. WWII was won by the Allies together - the US in the factories and by bankrolling the fight, the UK in halting the Germans where they were, and the Red Army in actually footing the human bill and pushing them all the way back into Germany.

[TVTyrant]

That doesn't change the fact that they did the overwhelming majority of the fighting, and suffed on a level that none of the Western Allies could even hope to understand. WWII was won by the Allies together - the US in the factories and by bankrolling the fight, the UK in halting the Germans where they were, and the Red Army in actually footing the human bill and pushing them all the way back into Germany.
Good thing they were so involved in the Pacific

Owai-

Now I'm just fucking around lol

[rossmum]

Actually, The Manchurian Strategic Offensive Operation (while not strictly in the Pacific theatre) was the single most rapid military advance in recorded history, across some pretty unpleasant terrain and against the last well-equipped land army the IJA had (since they'd been sitting in Manchuria with their dicks in their hands for several years by that point). There's a fairly decent-sized school of thought that Japan's surrender was less to do with the fear of more nukes, and more to do with the fear of a Soviet invasion while the US dropped more nukes. The 1945 Red Army, coming off the morale high of crushing the Nazis, is not really something you would want to be on the wrong end of. They were still very much bitter over 1905, too, so Japan would've known what was coming their way. The Western Allies would be dubious about mounting an invasion because of the massive losses... the USSR would not hesitate for a moment.

Also, the Commonwealth nations did a shitload of hard work in the Pacific and CBI theatre. The first Japanese land defeat in the Pacific was served to them by Australian troops who then proceeded to push them out of PNG, the British did a lot of the heavy lifting in China-Burma-India, and let's not forget the American volunteers who fought for the Chinese against the Japanese before the US even entered the war.

[TVTyrant]

The Red Army hadn't made a single move against the Japs until May 1945.

Yeah, the war was on their doorstep, but that shows that they only got involved for the sake of conquest IMO.

And yes, the commonwealth were very good allies to us in the Pacific, as were we to them.

[TVTyrant]

Also, how the fuck did this come up ITT anyways?

[rossmum]

I think you mentioned something about skewed results and then used Soviet kill stats from WWII as an example.

Sorry, I... I just can't help myself. Military history is the best.

e/


The Red Army hadn't made a single move against the Japs until May 1945.
False; they fought them in Mongolia before WWII even began, serving them a bitter defeat at Khalkin Gol. That was the battle which elevated Georgiy Zhukov to fame.



Yeah, the war was on their doorstep, but that shows that they only got involved for the sake of conquest IMO.
You're essentially right here. Russia was still licking its wounds over the Russo-Japanese War and the 1905 defeat at Port Arthur, and with Russia being the largest constituent of the Soviet Union, the USSR inherited that bitterness. They had been at peace due to a treaty with Japan following Khalkin Gol, but with WWII clearly about to end and the Nazis no longer a threat, the USSR focused its full fury on the Japanese and in one fell swoop (I believe the entire MSOO was over in two weeks), crushed the Japanese forces in Manchuria, reclaiming their lost ground from 1905 and then some. They also reclaimed Sakhalin and the Kurils. It was definitely for the sake of conquest... but it was re-conquest, for the most part. Most of the area was later ceded to China (not many people know this, but many major cities in northern China used to be Russian).

[TVTyrant]

I think you mentioned something about skewed results and then used Soviet kill stats from WWII as an example.

Sorry, I... I just can't help myself. Military history is the best.
fo sho

[Rentafence]

Stop derailing my thread please Rossmum. This is about the Indian Condom Crisis not your cool aeroplanes.

[rossmum]

shut up dad

[Jelly]

thanks for making a thread about my band rentafence but i fear it has beed derailed by trolls. fucker trills

[TPBlinD]

condoms need buff