Whats with the hate?

[FreedomFighter7]

I seem to recall a time when this forum was enthralled with CoD. Now it seems everyone, and everybody on the internets has turned against it. Why is this? Why are you all such hypocrites?

[Mr Buckshot]

welcome to the world of change (and lack thereof)

also, most of us are primarily PC gamers and since MW2 we've had the middle finger pointed at us with regards to multiplayer implementation. But even console players are getting fed up with the lack of change between each iteration.

as an analogy, there was once a time when a Blackberry was the cool thing to have. Now it seems everyone, and everybody on the internets, regards it as "meh" at best.

[BobtheGreatII]

Most of us got older?

[=sw=warlord]

new cotton socks are cool whilst they're new.
After a while without even a clean they begin to stink and can actually be bad for your health.
CoD4 was those new cotton socks, CoD BLOPS 2 is the same pair of socks after they've been used everyday for the past 5 years.

[rossmum]

it's a shit game. it used to be good when 'respawning waves of enemies in linear environments where the ai does everything and the player gets to be the shitty npc teammate in one long escort mission' was really as deep as single-player gameplay got, and its multiplayer was simple but refined.

its singleplayer gameplay has not changed in nine years except to add quicktime events. its multiplayer gameplay is now overloaded with utter shit (unlocks, killstreaks, perks) and is populated by ego-obsessed children.

it is also so obviously being milked for all it's worth that it's not funny. all they have to do is vomit out another slight change to the same engine (yes, every cod game i can think of runs on a slightly weaked quake engine) every holidays season, and retards with no taste will hurl their money at it.

[Mr Buckshot]

last time I tried out COD, the third person models were incapable of updating whenever the character drew his handgun from his holster.

So it looked as though the character somehow managed to magically conjure a second pistol inside his holster after drawing it.

sadly, the silent majority still seems to like it, given that MW3 (and from time to time, BO and MW2) makes the top 10 most played games on Steam stats regularly.

[rossmum]

that's nothing to do with the quality of the game, and everything to do with the brand. a few gullible idiots gobble that shit up because OMG FUTURE WAR or OMG NUKES IN SPACE or whatever retarded, heavily-scripted set piece ropes them in, and then they annoy their friends into buying it. cod is designed specifically to appeal to the lowest common denominator, the casual gamer who doesn't actually care about good design or gameplay. most cod players are simply looking for something mindless they can play with their friends while drunk/high as shit.

bf3 is a bit more refined than this but is pandering badly to casuals, and even highly-specialised games like red orchestra are sadly slipping. ro was the hardest of hardcore shooters, ro2 feels weak and watered down - because it is. the devs added stupid shit that has no place in any good shooter, let alone a 'historically accurate, realistic' (their words) ww2 shooter set in stalingrad.

[ICEE]

COD is a game that is waging war against progression.

Pretty much nuff said.

[MXC]

I feel bad for the players who play it just for a mindless release at the end of the day. Someone hears that they play CoD and people just blindly sort them into a stereotype.

Out of curiosity, Rossmum, without trying to start an argument, what games(new and old) do you enjoy? I'm not asking for a recital of what you don't like or for any bashing, I mean EXACTLY what games do you like to play?

[DarkHalo003]

I feel bad for the players who play it just for a mindless release at the end of the day. Someone hears that they play CoD and people just blindly sort them into a stereotype.

This. As much as I dislike CoD, I do feel sorry for players caught in the crossfire of these massive debates when they're simply playing video games just to play video games and CoD is one of those games. AKA they're not CoD fanfrats.


it's a shit game. it used to be good when 'respawning waves of enemies in linear environments where the ai does everything and the player gets to be the shitty npc teammate in one long escort mission' was really as deep as single-player gameplay got, and its multiplayer was simple but refined.

its singleplayer gameplay has not changed in nine years except to add quicktime events. its multiplayer gameplay is now overloaded with utter shit (unlocks, killstreaks, perks) and is populated by ego-obsessed children.

it is also so obviously being milked for all it's worth that it's not funny. all they have to do is vomit out another slight change to the same engine (yes, every cod game i can think of runs on a slightly weaked quake engine) every holidays season, and retards with no taste will hurl their money at it.
++rep

[FreedomFighter7]

But haven't you guys been playing Halo for the past eleven years?

[TVTyrant]

But haven't you guys been playing Halo for the past eleven years?
Halo is worth playing for eleven years

if you don't think thats true then you can gettttt outtttttttt

[Mr Buckshot]

But haven't you guys been playing Halo for the past eleven years?

Yes, with loads of creative mods added on to enhance it.

(the lack of moddability combined with paid DLC map packs that reflect less effort than average mods is also another reason why PC gamers hate COD).

I really wouldn't compare Halo to COD, especially when it comes to single player. Halo still has that magical feel, COD just feels like a generic shooter.

[FreedomFighter7]

No, this is my thread, you get out! lol


also, most of us are primarily PC gamers and since MW2 we've had the middle finger pointed at us with regards to multiplayer implementation.

I cheered that implementation on.

Is it worth more than fulfilling dreams, having friends, and doing something with your life?


I don't know where that takes me, but I do know I am sick and tired of all the fucking hate. Honestly, it makes me sad to the core.

Here's some better questions: what kind of enjoyment do you get out of games? Do you have a problem with other people getting enjoyment out of games? If not, then why in the hell are you hating not just the game, but the players? What kind of enjoyment do you get from hating us, from hating anything? It takes a lot of energy to hate something or someone, I know this first hand. I don't know how you can sleep at night.

Just what do you hope to accomplish by hating everyone who plays this game, and why does it fucking matter? You don't like it? Fine, there's literally millions of others who do, you don't have to spend 60$ buying the game just to play it and hate it, or spend time harassing other people about it. If it dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow, how would it affect your life in any positive way? Would you be less annoyed? More high spirited, or, would you finally be able to sleep? Any positive effects you might get from such a thing would be superficial at best, and your problem is a first world problem.

I take a little comfort in knowing you're all tools. This is fact.

[TVTyrant]

great thread 10/10

would post again

[t3h m00kz]

lmao this thread

[TVTyrant]

lmao this thread
sup m00kz? Let's derail this shit

[Futzy]

sup m00kz? Let's derail this shit
rudeass

[t3h m00kz]

cod is for mindless jocks and halo is for sci fi nerds.

real men play Realm of the Mad God.

[Mr Buckshot]

No, this is my thread, you get out! lol



I cheered that implementation on.

Is it worth more than fulfilling dreams, having friends, and doing something with your life?


I don't know where that takes me, but I do know I am sick and tired of all the fucking hate. Honestly, it makes me sad to the core.

Here's some better questions: what kind of enjoyment do you get out of games? Do you have a problem with other people getting enjoyment out of games? If not, then why in the hell are you hating not just the game, but the players? What kind of enjoyment do you get from hating us, from hating anything? It takes a lot of energy to hate something or someone, I know this first hand. I don't know how you can sleep at night.

Just what do you hope to accomplish by hating everyone who plays this game, and why does it fucking matter? You don't like it? Fine, there's literally millions of others who do, you don't have to spend 60$ buying the game just to play it and hate it, or spend time harassing other people about it. If it dropped off the face of the earth tomorrow, how would it affect your life in any positive way? Would you be less annoyed? More high spirited, or, would you finally be able to sleep? Any positive effects you might get from such a thing would be superficial at best, and your problem is a first world problem.

I take a little comfort in knowing you're all tools. This is fact.

it's tech.

we love tech and as a result we love to find the "losers" to hate on and joke about.

that's just our culture. Doesn't have to be videogames, it can be PC hardware, it can be consoles, it can be smartphones.

and if you actually are serious about your "interpretation" of the cod hatred, sorry to put it so bluntly, but you're the tool.

[DarkHalo003]

cod is for mindless jocks and halo is for sci fi nerds.

This statement is true. /thread

[Rentafence]

Fucking nerds arguing over video games get laid

[Mr Buckshot]

Fucking nerds arguing over video games get laid

inorite, shut up you lame ass PC gamers, go outside and get some sun

[=sw=warlord]

The next statement is true.
The previous statement is false
/thread
Ftfy

[Timo]

I seem to recall a time when this forum was enthralled with CoD. Now it seems everyone, and everybody on the internets has turned against it. Why is this? Why are you all such hypocrites?

I don't recall this forming having a hardon for any game other than Halo 1.

[TVTyrant]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/111/840/obamatroll.jpg

[Rentafence]

inorite, shut up you lame ass PC gamers, go outside and get some sun

Dont you side with me I know fuck well you didn't post this from your Xbox

[Amit]

I take a little comfort in knowing you're all tools. This is fact.

Yay! I got generalized because I'm from Modacity! :woot:


inorite, shut up you lame ass PC gamers, go outside and get some sun

Need some Vitamin D, muthafuckas


Dont you side with me I know fuck well you didn't post this from your Xbox

He will soon enough with IE implementation.

[Donut]

I seem to recall a time when this forum was enthralled with CoD. Now it seems everyone, and everybody on the internets has turned against it. Why is this? Why are you all such hypocrites?
the marketing strategies used by activision with call of duty have been adopted by other companies, such as EA, and the result is that developers are being forced by publishers (who own the IP for the games) to make games that produce the most money. this means the game needs to appeal to the widest demographic possible and come out as soon as possible, so you get rushed game development, pretty explosions, and assloads of DLC.

let me highlight this for you: last night i was playing donkey kong country on my snes. if youve never played it, i suggest you get an emulator and try it, and pay attention to the level design. at no point are there words flashing on screen explaining threats and how to overcome them. the levels are designed in such a way that when you encounter new threats, either enemy or environmental, you can see them and watch what they do before youre put in harms way. from just looking at them, you can use your previous knowledge from playing the game to draw logical conclusions about what those hazards might do, and how to overcome them. the brilliant part? this all happens subconsciously, because the developers put the time into crafting a level that does that. the only example of this i can see from recent gaming history is when the sergent in the second campaign level in battlefield bad company 2 fires a grenade into a building, causing it to come down. the lesson youre supposed to learn from that is "damage a building enough, and it will collapse". but theres so much shit going on that i only noticed that building coming down the 3rd time i played the level.

game designers trying to get the similar success of call of duty have forsaken these old concepts of level design in turn for a game that gives instant gratification, so any schmo can pick it up and have a good time. it seems like level design is a lost and all but dead art in the game industry, and i think the call of duty mentality is a huge factor in that.

thats why i dont like call of duty. its not hypocritical at all.



I cheered that implementation on.

Is it worth more than fulfilling dreams, having friends, and doing something with your life?


uh, what are you even saying here? are you actually suggesting promising mod tools for a game then never delivering is an acceptable thing to do because people should be out "having friends"? im currently at a school majoring in game design, which is a dream i started fulfilling by modding halo custom edition. last i checked, i had friends that cared about me, so wheres that argument supposed to go?



I take a little comfort in knowing you're all tools. This is fact.
says the guy who just used "get a life" as an argument. i guess we're done here.

[Bodzilla]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/111/840/obamatroll.jpg
while thats true,

if you want to look at design elements that make for a good game check out sequelitis on youtube.
Cod's a shit game that is negatively affecting the industry due to it's popularity. People that are playing AND paying money for this terrible rinse and repeat rehashed garbage every year are taking a negative toll on the industry as a whole. thats why these idiots are seen with comptempt.

I most enjoy challenging games that reward smart intellectual play, and a higher brain function then those shooters, so i play games like starcraft 2.

when i want to chill i'll play some torchlight.

[rossmum]

I feel bad for the players who play it just for a mindless release at the end of the day. Someone hears that they play CoD and people just blindly sort them into a stereotype.

Out of curiosity, Rossmum, without trying to start an argument, what games(new and old) do you enjoy? I'm not asking for a recital of what you don't like or for any bashing, I mean EXACTLY what games do you like to play?
red orchestra, arma, deus ex and dx:hr, mount & blade, il-2 1946, all the fallouts except 3 because it's shit, skyrim (for exploring; the plot is bland and the combat isn't particularly fun). i still have a soft spot for halo too

plus men of war and wargame: european escalation and other various non-shooters. oh and world of tanks for mindless killing

[Mr Buckshot]

Losing interest in a lot of multiplayer shooters lately due to stagnation. Single player ones like Bioshock and Deus Ex and Max Payne 3 and Metro 2033 still impress me a lot, enough for me to keep replaying them as much as I replayed Halo. I still play a lot of co-op games though, like L4D and my new favorite, Payday The Heist. Also looking forward to Sleeping Dogs and the next Tomb Raider.

civ 5, supcom and sins of a solar empire actually take up more of my gaming time than shooters nowadays though.

[DarkHalo003]

I've recently picked up RPG and RTS games for more than FPS games, probably because most FPS requires Live, Internet, or a Home Console to play on. RPG and RTS games are more for the PC and Portable Consoles, thus I can really pick up and play anytime I want to. I can't wait for Halo 4, Bioshock Infinite, and Dawnguard though, all of the which will probably make me enjoy FPS again. Hell I feel like playing Skyrim right now after no activity in that game for 3 months.

[ICEE]

I think that FPS games in general are due for a rehaul.

Most FPS (that support multiplayer) have bad single players, and many that focus on single player (while they can be enchanting and full of atmosphere) have no multiplayer abilities whatsoever. It's not really good enough to toss a bunch of guys in a map with a bunch of guns and say "kill each other". In half of the modern FPS games, each gun practically does the same thing, or outclass one another entirely. Cod's the worst about this, but battlefield isn't entirely in the clear either (Why do the shotguns all do the exact same fucking thing), and frankly neither is halo (AR, SMG, Spiker, Plasma rifle, brute plasma rifle, they're all functionally too similar). If you end up with multiple weapons that are used the same exact way, its time to downsize. I think it's better to have a small number of guns and vehicles that are all specialized in their own way. if this means exaggerating reality in a big way, do it. Fuck reality.

Right now the trend seems to be ADD MORE GUNS AND TO HELL WITH LOGIC. Guns in COD/Battlefield have become this generations pokemon cards. GOTTA CATCHEMALL

Another big flaw with modern games is map design. I think halo's got everyone schooled in this department, but a lot of halo 3 maps sucked. I didn't really play halo reach and I wont play halo 4, so I can't speak to those. It seems like a lot of games emphasize sniping too much in their maps, like a ton of shitty mw2 maps are like sloppily tossed together plains with tiny little burrowholes where all the non-snipers can hide. Battlefield maps are flawed in that the enemy can walk directly into your spawn area and shoot you as you respawn. I mean COME ON dice, at least try to work that problem out. This kind of thing takes the fun out of the game, because no one likes waiting for respawn a thousand times.

What pisses me off is they wont ever need to fix these problems, because 6 year olds who are just now discovering testosterone will still cajole their mommies into buying it for them.

[Spartan094]

CoD3 to CoD4 was like the best thing ever, CoD WaW was good while the zombies made it intriguing. CoD MW2 now was awesome for a bit then it got retardedly dumb. I don't need to say anything about Black Ops, MW3, or Black Ops 2 since I know where they have gone and where BO2 will be going.

[Amit]

Battlefield maps are flawed in that the enemy can walk directly into your spawn area and shoot you as you respawn. I mean COME ON dice, at least try to work that problem out.

This guy has never played Battlefield before.

[Higuy]

This guy has never played Battlefield before.

This ^ hahahaha

[Emmzee]

generally people hate bad video games and call of duty is a bad video game so

[TVTyrant]

Or they just hate the ones that get overexposure over a long course of time

[Donut]

This guy has never played Battlefield before.
yes he has. hes talking about bad company 2. and hes right.


generally people hate bad video games and call of duty is a bad video game so
this is my new favorite post from you :D

[Mr Buckshot]

This guy has never played Battlefield before.

Actually, it's true at least 25% of the time because the admins don't bother to implement those "turn back you're leaving the combat area" sections for the enemy spawn point.

anyway, I'm still waiting for a shooter to imitate the one thing Halo really "possesses" - making every single weapon feel like it has a purpose. It's almost impossible to play the campaign without touching every single gun. No weapon feels like a useless throwaway item that can be safely ignored. Sadly even the sequels couldn't replicate this special part of Halo 1.

(technically the AR could be considered a useless throwaway but it was fun as hell to use and you were forced to spawn with one on most of the levels anyway)

[DarkHalo003]

generally people hate bad video games and call of duty is a bad video game so
+++rep.

[Pooky]

anyway, I'm still waiting for a shooter to imitate the one thing Halo really "possesses" - making every single weapon feel like it has a purpose. It's almost impossible to play the campaign without touching every single gun. No weapon feels like a useless throwaway item that can be safely ignored. Sadly even the sequels couldn't replicate this special part of Halo 1.

I was gonna call bullshit until you said Halo 1.

[DarkHalo003]

I was gonna call bullshit until you said Halo 1.
My only stipulation with that is that the Plasma Rifle hardly ever had much of a use compared to the other weapons in Multiplayer. For example, the Assault Rifle was particularly good at close to medium range just when combat has moved from those early stages to the mid-game. The Needler is good for when your opponent is dominating and you need to push them back a bit or add pressure when you're moving forward. The PR is just an optional gun, at least that's what I got from my times of play. Maybe you long-time vets can elaborate better.

[Bobblehob]

I personally tried to use the PR when ever possible and found it to be particularly good versus elites, when coupled with the pistol, as it takes down shields rather quickly. It also is good for mowing down groups of grunts, popping jackal shields quickly and is even fairly effective against flood combat forms. But that may just be because the PR has been one of my personal favorite Halo weapons since day one.

[DarkHalo003]

I personally tried to use the PR when ever possible and found it to be particularly good versus elites, when coupled with the pistol, as it takes down shields rather quickly. It also is good for mowing down groups of grunts, popping jackal shields quickly and is even fairly effective against flood combat forms. But that may just be because the PR has been one of my personal favorite Halo weapons since day one.
I meant in MP. -_-

[Bobblehob]

I meant in MP. -_-

xD My bad, My only real success with it in Multiplayer was paired with the shotgun. Use it to pop shields and then finish them off with the shotgun.

[Amit]

yes he has. hes talking about bad company 2. and hes right.

Hmm, I forgot that was possible in BC2, then again, BC2 wasn't really like any other BF game. I believe he was talking about BF3 in any case. BC2 didn't have that many weapons and the ones they did have were good for each role that they were designed for. Battlefield 3 has some pretty situational weapons but they also have some that are essentially the same weapon with different rate of fire, recoil, and accuracy values (e.g. M16 vs M416, M40 vs L96, FAMAS vs F2000, MK11 vs M39, etc.), but for the most part, the weapons in Battlefield 3 are well suited to their roles. The only guns I'd say are extremely similar are the shotguns, but even they have some considerable differences (870MCS has best range, USAS-12 has best ROF, M1014 has range and semi-auto attributes, etc.).

As for spawn killing, that can only really happen on the flags where people spawn, and even then I wouldn't call that spawn camping. I would call that defending the damn flag. Spawn killing is going into somebody's uncap and killing them, which isn't really possible due to the kill-timer. However, within the 10 seconds you are in the base you can potentially kill people, but only if they have been spawned for more than 3 seconds.

[Donut]

well, the pump action shotguns are all but identical in bc2, except that the neostead reloads faster.
the uzi and pp2000 are pretty much interchangeable.
the aek seems numerically inferior because of its constant damage (i think the 40mm shotgun and m16 are the only other guns that have this).
the only difference between the m24 and the gol seems to be accuracy, with the main difference being the scope. those two and the sv98 all do the same damage.
the type 88 lmg seems COMPLETELY outclassed by the m249, and having platinumed the xm8 lmg, i have to ask why the holy hell anybody would use it over the mg36 or m249 (or at all, really. fuck that gun.).
the type 88 sniper seems useless, especially after you unlock the silenced svu, and both of those seem pretty inferior when you get the vss. i mean, the svu is still useful in some cases, but fuck the t88 sniper altogether.
im sure there something to be said about the m60 and pkm too, but i dont use them enough to make a call on that.

and while im on my tangent here, we have all kit shotguns, pistols, assault rifles, battle rifles, and smgs, but no lmgs. why no all kit lmgs? i wanna be a machine gun wookie.

E: i will say this though, fucked up gustav splash damage aside, i really like the specific, yet diverse role each rocket launcher plays. i have a specific reason to choose one of the 3, and i like that.
E2: actually, if you wanna get into it, theres almost zero reason to use the m9 over the grach, unless youre not using magnum ammo, because grach with magnum ammo = m9 without + 5 extra shots and better iron sights.

[Pooky]

My only stipulation with that is that the Plasma Rifle hardly ever had much of a use compared to the other weapons in Multiplayer. For example, the Assault Rifle was particularly good at close to medium range just when combat has moved from those early stages to the mid-game. The Needler is good for when your opponent is dominating and you need to push them back a bit or add pressure when you're moving forward. The PR is just an optional gun, at least that's what I got from my times of play. Maybe you long-time vets can elaborate better.

Well, I was only talking about Campaign and I assumed you were too. The PR is kind of a middling weapon in MP, it's slightly better than the AR for the same general purposes. As it's so much more difficult to use than the AR, and most people drop the AR for something else first chance they get, it never really sees much use. It is pretty funny to use it on people for that reason though, as nobody knows how to deal with the stun.

[Nero]

to the original poster: do you feel the same way with all the Justin Beiber internet hate?


lol.......

[rossmum]

Hey FreedomFighter7 please tell us more about how you are personally offended and feel ostracised because people do not enjoy your favourite game, thanks,

- Ross "rossmum" Mum

[Amit]

well, the pump action shotguns are all but identical in bc2, except that the neostead reloads faster.
the uzi and pp2000 are pretty much interchangeable...:words:

Once again, we're mainly talking about BF3, not BC2.

[FreedomFighter7]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.

[TeeKup]

It's called being friends asshole. Most of us have been together in this "community" since 2004 and before.

[MXC]

It's called being friends asshole. Most of us have been together in this "community" since 2004 and before.
We're really just a compilation of peope who for some reason decided to stick with each other from Halomods and the Gearbox forum.

[TVTyrant]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.
Why are you even here?

[Amit]

Why are you even here?

:agree: You've been here long enough to know how this place works, but that's not what influences our views. CoD garners so much hate because it's actually harming the industry. That's why.

/thread.

[Gwunty]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Tnnaas]

That's the third time I've seen someone post this... anywhere. Not to be a hipster, but I've seen the (what I assume is original) video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5umS7Ff_ps) a while back.

[Cagerrin]

Generally by the time someone bothers to make a video for copypasta it's stale and pretty much antediluvian, that's not the original.

[Bodzilla]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.
Fag.

[rossmum]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.
Great Posting!!!!

[itszutak]

Oh my god this is fantastic

[Tnnaas]

Generally by the time someone bothers to make a video for copypasta it's stale and pretty much antediluvian, that's not the original.
Thanks for the heads-up.

[Mr Buckshot]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.

http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/TDS_2008/Reuse/logo_PostOfTheDay.gif

[Emmzee]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Funny story, I originally wrote that back in 2009.

You owe me royalties.

[Spartan094]

You guys cling together like the dingleberries of the asshole of humanity.
http://www.modacity.net/forums/images/customprofilepics/profilepic2716_18.gif
Enjoy one of my old avatars