cool dog pic

[Emmzee]

http://i.imgur.com/4uZJZ.jpg

[Emmzee]

please respond

[TVTyrant]

ITT: Trolls

[Tnnaas]

Your pussy is fat.

[Emmzee]

im drunk

INTERNET DRUNK

[Emmzee]

1jJsYbVBnaE

[Emmzee]

pics i took for another forum showing what im DRUNK OFF OF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/GTZI4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/g5VP2.jpg

p.s. the vodka is not good i dont recommend that brand (made in america and its not good big surprise!!!!!!!)

[TVTyrant]

Vodka sucks

Whiskey is a real man's drink

[Emmzee]

ugh youre obviously a western sympathizer

[Emmzee]

gM8xAEkBV1A

[TVTyrant]

ugh youre obviously a western sympathizer
Nope, just obedient to ancestral roots

[n00b1n8R]

durnk posting is so 2008

[TVTyrant]

posting is so 2008
ftfy

[Emmzee]

durnk posting is so 2008
nah dude its "ironic" (not really ironic but i pass it off as ironic to be accepted in the community)

[Emmzee]

if you dont want me to lock this thread when i sober up leave a comment now

[rossmum]

Vodka sucks

Whiskey is a real man's drink
leave immediately

[n00b1n8R]

leave immediately
:allears:

[Bodzilla]

n00b, that was high level shit.

Drinking johnny walker double black. That shit be FINE.

[legionaire45]

-rep.

[Rook]

ok

[rossmum]

:allears:
lol if you think i only drink vodka because of where it's from

[Emmzee]

i feel like shit

[rossmum]

harden up princess

[Bodzilla]

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[rossmum]

hahah poor lil dude is flipping the fuck out

[Bodzilla]

FUCK YOU MUM YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGTTgGHGHH OH GOD AHHHH AHHHHHHH

[TVTyrant]

lol if you think i only drink vodka because of where it's from
It's because you can't stand the harshness of whiskey, the real working man's drink.

[ICEE]

It's because you can't stand the harshness of whiskey, the real working man's drink.

implying that whiskey is harsher than vodka....


who the fuck even holds that opinion? no one thats who.

[TVTyrant]

implying that whiskey is harsher than vodka....


who the fuck even holds that opinion? no one thats who.
Someone isn't drinking the right kinds of whiskey

[DarkHalo003]

You're all idiots. Vodka and Whiskey have different intensities based on where they're made. For example, a lot of Vodka in the U.S. is utter shit, just like a lot of Whiskey outside the U.S. is utter shit. If you want to fuck up your throat and digestive system, get legit Russian Vodka (not that Smirnov bullshit) or get a whiskey that's 20+ years old. Then cry because you drank both and realized what you've become.

[ICEE]

Or maybe someone ELSE isn't drinking the right kinds of vodka. Bam. Logic returned directly to your face.


You're all idiots. Vodka and Whiskey have different intensities based on how they're made. For example, if you want to fuck up your throat and digestive system, get legit Russian Vodka (not that Smirnov bullshit) or get a whiskey that's 20+ years old. Then cry because you drank both and realized what you've become.

Go back to not knowing anything about "hallucinogens or barbituates"

[Tnnaas]

Go back to not knowing anything about "hallucinogens or barbituates"
:smugsome: (http://www.modacity.net/forums/showthread.php?24316-Pictures-Funny-and-or-Random&p=630395&viewfull=1#post630395)

[TVTyrant]

You're all idiots. Vodka and Whiskey have different intensities based on where they're made. For example, a lot of Vodka in the U.S. is utter shit, just like a lot of Whiskey outside the U.S. is utter shit. If you want to fuck up your throat and digestive system, get legit Russian Vodka (not that Smirnov bullshit) or get a whiskey that's 20+ years old. Then cry because you drank both and realized what you've become.
This guy gets it

Also Jagermeister is my second favorite.

[TVTyrant]

Or maybe someone ELSE isn't drinking the right kinds of vodka. Bam. Logic returned directly to your face.
fair assessment.

[ICEE]

I positively despise jager. Whenever I go to parties with my friends, I'm the one guy having a glass of Jack while everyone else is downing "jagerbombs" (Re: fashionable heart attacks)

[DarkHalo003]

Or maybe someone ELSE isn't drinking the right kinds of vodka. Bam. Logic returned directly to your face.


Or maybe everyone around me (I'm a sophomore in College, so yeah) drink Smirnov and I don't because it's shit.


Go back to not knowing anything about "hallucinogens or barbiturates"
Fixed that for you.

Hallucinogens produce hallucinations, which are mirages for both one's vision and audio. You'll hear and see things. Barbiturates are depressants and alcohol is the most common form.

I positively despise jager. Whenever I go to parties with my friends, I'm the one guy having a glass of Jack while everyone else is downing "jagerbombs" (Re: fashionable heart attacks)
I gained some respect for you. Everyone who's never had real whiskey goes for Jager because it's the cliche "hardass" drink. Lol no.

[TVTyrant]

I positively despise jager. Whenever I go to parties with my friends, I'm the one guy having a glass of Jack while everyone else is downing "jagerbombs" (Re: fashionable heart attacks)
Jager bombs are a joke

Just drink Jager all night. Usually I'll just buy a fifth of whatever I'm going to drink and just drink that straight all night. I'll have some beer with it too, but the thing is that mixed drinks are what make you sick. I have never drinken myself sick and I have had a half gal to myself before

Basically weigh 300 pounds and you'll never get sick when you drink.

Also, my favorite smooth whiskeys are Birdshot and Red Stag, which are probably bourbons. My favorite stuff that I'll drink to feel tough is Pendleton, which is a Canadian blended whiskey. Crown Royal is a lot of fun too.

[TVTyrant]

I gained some respect for you. Everyone who's never had real whiskey goes for Jager because it's the cliche "hardass" drink. Lol no.
I don't really get this stereotype. Jager is really sweet tasting imo and is just fun to drink. Getting looks from people who think you're a "badass" is fun too, especially when you are just chilling drinking out of a bottle of Jager.

[rossmum]

haha what the fuck happened in here

anyway just stopping by to make sure everyone agrees that the only correct way to drink vodka is straight from the bottle, not some fucking pansy-ass mixed shit that kills the flavour and makes it ~less hurty for poor widdle diddums~

[TVTyrant]

haha what the fuck happened in here

anyway just stopping by to make sure everyone agrees that the only correct way to drink vodka is straight from the bottle, not some fucking pansy-ass mixed shit that kills the flavour and makes it ~less hurty for poor widdle diddums~
Straight everclear ftw

[neuro]

i drink martini from the bottle.
people look at me like i'm crazy.

[TVTyrant]

I know we just met

and this is cwazy

but heres my number

so call me maybe

[Emmzee]

Straight everclear ftw
my state is literally gay and we cant get any alcohol higher than 151 proof here so everclear is pretty much pointless


haha what the fuck happened in here

anyway just stopping by to make sure everyone agrees that the only correct way to drink vodka is straight from the bottle, not some fucking pansy-ass mixed shit that kills the flavour and makes it ~less hurty for poor widdle diddums~
white russian???????????????????

[Emmzee]

me last night:

AOVK_iQvvsw

me this morning:

IX4ZF5YzKPY

[PopeAK49]

http://www.american-buddha.com/ateamamerica168c.jpg

[DarkHalo003]

I don't really get this stereotype. Jager is really sweet tasting imo and is just fun to drink. Getting looks from people who think you're a "badass" is fun too, especially when you are just chilling drinking out of a bottle of Jager.
It's more like the people who drink it and think it's hot shit, when it really is it. You're drinking it like anyone should take a drink, which is in the idea that you like what you're drinking and you're drinking it because you like it. For example, I have had a good variety of things (I have failed to have a bottle of Jack though, sadly) and I like Gin the most because it tastes the best to me, but beer the least because it tastes the worst to me(unless it's Guiness). Someone offers me beer, I'm more likely to decline even if everyone is drinking it, but if they offer me Gin I'll take it straight up even if everyone is drinking it. Drink because you like it, not because someone else does (unless of course you've never had it and someone is recommending it).


haha what the fuck happened in here

anyway just stopping by to make sure everyone agrees that the only correct way to drink vodka is straight from the bottle, not some fucking pansy-ass mixed shit that kills the flavour and makes it ~less hurty for poor widdle diddums~
:like:

[ICEE]

Or maybe everyone around me (I'm a sophomore in College, so yeah) drink Smirnov and I don't because it's shit.


Fixed that for you.

Hallucinogens produce hallucinations, which are mirages for both one's vision and audio. You'll hear and see things. Barbiturates are depressants and alcohol is the most common form.

Alcohol is not a barbituRate. Both alcohol and barbiturates fall under the same general category of depressants, and they produce similar effects on the CNS, but they're not the same. Barbiturates are outdated anti-anxiety/sleeping pills, almost entirely phased out by benzodiazepines. That's why I found it so funny that you mentioned that specific class of drug in the other thread.


Jager bombs are a joke

Just drink Jager all night. Usually I'll just buy a fifth of whatever I'm going to drink and just drink that straight all night. I'll have some beer with it too, but the thing is that mixed drinks are what make you sick. I have never drinken myself sick and I have had a half gal to myself before

Basically weigh 300 pounds and you'll never get sick when you drink.

Also, my favorite smooth whiskeys are Birdshot and Red Stag, which are probably bourbons. My favorite stuff that I'll drink to feel tough is Pendleton, which is a Canadian blended whiskey. Crown Royal is a lot of fun too.

I hate the sweet syrupy taste of jager. I feel like im drinking straight up maple (that's been like drowned in licorice or something?). I like my beverages cold and bitter.

[Timo]

What the christ is going on in here

[DarkHalo003]

Alcohol is not a barbituRate. Both alcohol and barbiturates fall under the same general category of depressants, and they produce similar effects on the CNS, but they're not the same. Barbiturates are outdated anti-anxiety/sleeping pills, almost entirely phased out by benzodiazepines. That's why I found it so funny that you mentioned that specific class of drug in the other thread.

They are both synonymous in that they are depressants and they are both grouped in the same category. That means they yield synonymous results. My joke's point went across and that's all that is necessary for the point of a joke. You're thinking way too much about it if you're dissecting it THAT much. Seriously.

[Emmzee]

i just wanted to post a good old fashioned drunk thread and then these clowns came in and ruined everything

[Timo]

I drink beer, if that helps

[ICEE]

They are both synonymous in that they are depressants and they are both grouped in the same category. That means they yield synonymous results. My joke's point went across and that's all that is necessary for the point of a joke. You're thinking way too much about it if you're dissecting it THAT much. Seriously.

They're not synonymous. Barbiturates and alcohol are both a section of the depressant category. That's like saying COD = Halo because they're both FPS's.

And I'm dissecting it because you speak with authority while being incorrect. I am fixing that by educating you.

[n00b1n8R]

implying that whiskey is harsher than vodka....
>implying

[Emmzee]

heh epic meme dude

[rossmum]

It's more like the people who drink it and think it's hot shit, when it really is it. You're drinking it like anyone should take a drink, which is in the idea that you like what you're drinking and you're drinking it because you like it. For example, I have had a good variety of things (I have failed to have a bottle of Jack though, sadly) and I like Gin the most because it tastes the best to me, but beer the least because it tastes the worst to me(unless it's Guiness). Someone offers me beer, I'm more likely to decline even if everyone is drinking it, but if they offer me Gin I'll take it straight up even if everyone is drinking it. Drink because you like it, not because someone else does (unless of course you've never had it and someone is recommending it).


:like:
NOOO FUCK NOT THE LIKE SYMBOL AGAIN I SWEAR I AM GOING TO KILL YOU PEOPLE

otherwise yes, i drink what i like rather than what everyone else is having, though once i've got enough in me "what i like" expands to include "any and all alcohol i encounter". several of my friends discovered this after waking up to find out i'd cleared up most of their supply. also, guinness owns


What the christ is going on in here
dicks all up in yo butthole


>implying
bomb all 4chans

[Timo]

>implying

http://www.torontoauthority.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/implying.jpg

[DarkHalo003]

They're not synonymous. Barbiturates and alcohol are both a section of the depressant category. That's like saying COD = Halo because they're both FPS's.

And I'm dissecting it because you speak with authority while being incorrect. I am fixing that by educating you.
Well thank you for your lesson. Now please stop being over-obsessive about the minor incorrect details of a minute joke.

[Emmzee]

shut up

[Rook]

http://www.torontoauthority.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/implying.jpg
http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/1345967379720.gif

[Timo]

http://bacon.modacity.net/img/images/1345967379720.gif

LOL

[Emmzee]

truly epic memes

[Rook]

truly epic memes
thx cutie

[TeeKup]

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This thread.

[Tnnaas]

I Frenched a man once.

[EX12693]

I know a man named French. He's from Texas.

[Emmzee]

Ox3lqBkFuJ4

[Pooky]

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This thread.

At least put that in a spoiler you anal fissure.