Happy Canada Day, motherfuckers (NSFW)

[Amit]

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[DEElekgolo]

SHUT THE FUCK UP CANADA WHO THE FUCK CARES GO DRINK YOUR SYRUP YOU LITTLE FUCKS GOD DAMN WE B CALLED THE HJUGGALO TEAM AND WE POP PUSSY SO HARD YOUR NEXT CHILD IS BIORN SASUKE UCHIHA HELL YEAH NIGGAS BITCHES BE SCARY OF THE SACRED BUDDHA COCK SINCE 2001 *BACKFLIPS OUT OF WILL SMITH’S URETHRA* EVERY OPOIST HE MAKE MAKE YOU R MIND GO *PIZZA WITHA NLOT OF NAKLED LADIED MADE OF MEARIHOOJAHG* THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY MARIJUAMANOA *GETTING FUCKED BY A MUPPET* I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO I KNOW THAT FEEL *CUMS FEDORAS* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STONE COLD LOLINREPTA LIL WAYNE WEAK OR TEXT POSTS MAKE BITCHES WET SO HARD THEY HAVE 3 CONCUSSION FUCKING UN-HAIRY CUTE ASIAN ASS WITH THE LUIGI POWER NEEDLE DEEPTHROATING ORANGES LIKE ITS NOTHIN 50 CENT BE JEALOUS OF MY JUGGALO CREW SWAG I SNORT THAT BITCH TITTY LIKE ITS 1885 I CANET EVEN READ ENGLOISH WALUCGI STOLE MY VIRGINITY BUT IM STILL IN THIS RAP GAME I FUCK JUGGALOS WITH MY SHARK TALE VEGAN ASSHOLE LIKE ITS MY JOB TUPAC IS MY MOM I THINK AND I CRY BECAUSE MY HAIR EATS EVERYONE I EVER MEET SWAG SWAG IN YOUR VAGINA SWAGGITY JUSTING BEITBER SWEGG SWAG EGG SMOKING THAT FLAPPY ASS BUTTCHJEEK LIKE ITS NOTHIN FUCKING YOUR GRANDMA SO HARD SHE TURN INTO 50 CENTS DAUGHTER WHILE MAKING A HUNDRED THOUSAND POPULAR TXT POST ITS THE JUGGALO CREW HIDE YOUR FRIENDS ASSHOLES WE FIST SO GOOD YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER NEIGHBOORHOOD THE SWEGGIES BE READY TO FUCK SOME /TAGGED/PERFECT GIRL MATERIAL LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM. STORMTROOPERS WEARING ONLY HELMETS, BLACK SOCKS???? FORTY MINUTES OF JAWAS GIVING HEAD??? THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE TWO EVER. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT TOOLS AND STRETCHING HAS GIVEN ME QUITE THE BONER. AND I'M QUITE THE FAGGOT. JUST CARRY ON LIKE I'M NOT HERE GLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JERKCITY FOR MY UFO BELIEFS. NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS. NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS. WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES. THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE. IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EACH MORNING. TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DOUBLING OR TRIPLING THE NOUGAT. EVERYTIME I ROLL THIS D4 I GET SOME SQUIGGLY JEW LETTER. WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN FINGERS AND HANDS AND ARMS AND SOMETIMES WHOLE PEOPLE FIND THEIR WAY INTO YOUR STALL AND YOU SUCK THEM ALL OFF? HE'S ALL "WANNA POUNDA DOPE" AND I SAY YES SIR AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW HE'S REALLY POUNDING IT INTO MY FACE!!!!!! THEN I REALIZE I AM THE DOPE. I HAVE SMOKED MYSELF RETARDED. TRY AS I MIGHT I CANNOT WILL THE BONG TO LEVITATE INTO THE LIVING ROOM. PUNCH POUND WHAP SLAP LASH FENCEPOST BEATINGS FREEZINGS SHOOTINGS AND COMMUNITIES COMING TOGETHER. I'M PROPPED UP LIKE A SOLDIER AND STOPPED UP LIKE A TOILET. MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK!!! WHEN I HIT IT WITH A HAMMER IT DOESN'T SQUEEK ANYMORE. I CANNOT TELL IF EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A POLISHED, PROFESSIONAL MORMON OR JUST SUPER-HIGH ON THE COKE DUST. I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING. I SEE LITTLE TO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD. REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD. CRUMPLING YOU UP AND DOING YOU THE RIGHT WAY. LET'S TALK ABOUT DICKS NOW (BECAUSE WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT). IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS. ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE. I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED. SO: POO THEN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN. MY DICK IS A TIME MACHINE AND MASTURBATION IS THE ON/OFF SWITCH. WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING". HOLY CHRISTABLES! FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA! WELL I FINISHED THE LEFTOVER PONTILLOS PIZZA AND THE LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA AND NOW I'M GOING FOR THE PIZZA-FLAVORED CROISSANT POCKETS AND THEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SHAPED LIKE OR IN THE SAME ROOM AS PIZZA. SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE, GET ME OUT OF JAIL, AND HUMP MY HIP. FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. NO. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. OK TAKING IT NOW. REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES). SURE LADY I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! SQUIRT GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!! CLONK BA-DONK GOODNIGHT MOON. GOODNIGHT NUTS. GOODNIGHT FAT GUY AT THE END OF THE HOLY GOD! MURPH BURPH THE STARK STORY OF A FAMILY LIVING IN THE MILLENNIUM AND THE PROBLEMS THEY ARE FACED WITH AS THEY ARE KILLED OFF ONE BY ONE. WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME? I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS. GLUG ME DOWN AND LEFTWISE AND RIGHTWAYS. 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS. YOU BE THE BORG AND I'LL BE BILL GATES AND WE CAN GROPE AT EACH OTHER'S ASS AND NUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR (FORTY-FIVE MINUTES)irc.gamesurge.net #modacity.

[Tnnaas]

10/10 Read twice. Would read again.

[Guardian]

Read the whole thing and can't help feeling like there has to be some sort of message hidden it that because it makes so little sense...

[ThePlague]

3224

[Limited]

Oh Canada...

[Roostervier]

Hey, I see a lot of you fucks on Ft. Bragg. Happy Canada day I guess

[Roostervier]

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm not including Freelancer or Josh Flighter in my last post, you guys are faggots

[Cortexian]

who's freelancer?

[ThePlague]

Your mother

[InnerGoat]

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happy canada day yesterday

[Roostervier]

who's freelancer?some rich cunt that likes to pretend soldier and waste all his money on fake guns, remind you of somebody?

[Donut]

You're just the cheeriest, arn't you...

[Amit]

some rich cunt that likes to pretend soldier and waste all his money on fake guns, remind you of somebody?

It's not wasting it if he's rich, though. Right?