Don't feel bad...

[et_cg]

<EDIT> If you really want to see what the map is doing now... Well, keep looking. It's quite interesting what our community is making this turn into.



Inspiration doesn't hit all of us. lol

If you ask me, it doesn't really hit me. So I just do randomness, and attempt to make it look half decent.

Tell me what you think.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3830/dontfeelbadwp1.jpg


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8805/itscrapou8.jpg


http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5111/topdownlf4.jpg



http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5536/powerlinetoliftmv8.jpg



http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/1300/thatlookslikepoose2.jpg


Well, if you happen to be having your morning coffee, or midnight snack, while looking at this, try not to splurg it all at the computer monitor. The humor I find in the simplicity of my own maps is beyond me.

Anyways, I hope to get some new ideas. It just isn't here right now.


A brief description.

In the center of a suburbia, there was a park. Engineers failed to discover the problematic powerline that output to the airlift. Shifting aside from that problem, this little sandbox was let go.


Once again, crapments?


I love those random rocks.

[jngrow]

lol. the humor kinda reminds me of simpsons for some reason

[et_cg]

Haha, I never saw that one comming.

I really don't see any potential in this map. But then again. I find lovelieness in the strangest things. Like fat people.

[legionaire45]

Put a giant penis in the middle of it, I can guarantee that half of the H2V players out there will download the map just to look at it.

[et_cg]

You asked for it.


It's probably going to lock this topic, and it's sad that I can do this. But uh.





http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2681/youaskedforitem6.jpg

[Leiukemia]

Hundred bucks sais you were giggling the whole time you modelled that last bit.

[Dr Nick]

I'm not sure if it's heterosexual to say this, but I'd download a map with a giant penis in it...

Oh, the humor!

To go with the penis, you should make a couple of hills with a tunnel in between. Make it look like an ass!

[et_cg]

The whole 30 seconds it took to make that penis, I was feeling a bit odd.

Oh well, it's a human body part, so that means it's natural.

No homosexualness, unless intended to be so.

[Dr Nick]

New idea! I hope like hell that somebody makes a water-park mod of this!

[kungpow]

This is indeed a sad day for maping

[et_cg]

This is indeed a sad day for maping

You can say that again.

[jngrow]

rofl, my friend always does crap like this in CS:S. And in pictochat.

[et_cg]

Well, here's the penis, and the ass/hole. I like to call it the ass tunnel.


http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8184/prettybadtk2.jpg


http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5690/aholetunnelperhapsxo3.jpg


It's the asstunnel! I don't think Mastercheif saw that one comming.

[kungpow]

This day just got even sadder.

[et_cg]

This day just got even sadder.

I couldn't agree with you more.

And what's funny, is I'm the one in charge of this mess.

[Leiukemia]

I must have the mind of a child, I should be scolding you but I just keep laughing.

[Dr Nick]

+rep for all!

[et_cg]

Haha... reputation for probably the worst map with decent quality.

[Dr Nick]

It's gonna be amaze full though!

[et_cg]

Haha, thanks for the vote, I really do need a life.

I'm pretty sad at how this type of thing can even exist.

[DaneO'Roo]

rofl

well, at least your trying

[Trinx]

You should have the asstunnel go clear around and out the tip of the penis.
;)

If you release this, I'm changing my spartan's color to white.

[et_cg]

This is funny. This post is getting more attention than my Fin post did.

lol

I guess I'll get this map done. And ignore Fin.

[Dr Nick]

Sweet! So, when can we expect this secual reference of accomplishment to be done?


Water should spew out of the penis. White water.

And brown water dribbles out the rectal hill!

[randreach454]

I think the idea of this map is hilarious..
But sadly, when you make a map and compile it, you agree to the rights etc etc.. This will sadly offend "someone" and bungie could ban this map...
Hopefully not though :D

[Digikid]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

You know....this reminds me of Pen Island map that was made a year back....

[Patrickssj6]

The whole 30 seconds it took to make that penis, I was feeling a bit odd.
Just as much time it took god to make yours.

For personal reference, it took him 9 months to make you in total. Your penis is literally a small part of your birth process.

[Dr Nick]

What if you're not Christian?

Maybe it was DANO who created mankind!

[soccerbummer1104]

You should have the asstunnel go clear around and out the tip of the penis.
;)

If you release this, I'm changing my spartan's color to white.

lol, but that would only be funny if he made the hole in the top of the penis and put your spawn in there. so your white lil man came out of it.

lol, this is sad, but funny. we man never do grow up do we?

[et_cg]

Haha... I never saw this thread turning into this.

Yes, I'll get a mockup running. But I don't know, do you guys want it polished? Or, uh. Just newbish?

[Ki11a_FTW]

wait.. im confused.. did you intensionaly make a penis and an ass 0_0

add tits :-D

[et_cg]

Yes, I seriously made a male genetalia and a gluteus maximus. I feel like god.

Even though I'm aetheist.


I never saw this turning into a pornography map.

[Greenglow2004]

lol.. well this is different ! if u finish it id download it. :lol:

[LlamaMaster]

Wow, this is beyond epic. I'm laughing my ass so much it's pathetic! This is the best-worst thing to ever happen to mapping. You sir, deserve 20 +reps! If this doesn't make it ingame, I will cry. I may just have to install vista and buy H2 to play this wonderful piece of art. Wow, just wow.

[jahrain]

One word:
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7012/spongebobrainbowpo0.jpg

[et_cg]

^ Thank you Jahrain, you pretty much summed it up.

[Con]

I say every aspect of the map needs to be sex-related.

[et_cg]

Why gee. Thanks Conscars... You had me thinking postively about something. Haha.

I'm not talking about this thread.

Shit... that just sounded fruity.


:gtfo:

[LlamaMaster]

Hey dude, make sure you add some stalactites to your caves.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1898/stalagtitesxs0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[et_cg]

You seriously did that... Haha.

I can't wait to see what community is raised from this useless effort.

[teh lag]

A chill just went down my spine looking at those stalactites.

[et_cg]

I wonder what kind of teams will spawn off of this one. lol, amazing.

[Snaver]

Stalactites you say.. :|

[Hurrvish]

make a tunnel in the penis, put an air vent at the bottom. make two sacks next to the penis, connecting all 3 elements using tunnels. the players have to exit via air vent

a true man cannon

[et_cg]

Just wait and see, there's devilish minds at work here... :party:

[Dr Nick]

Newbish is good, I'm pretty sure all they want to do is T-Bag the ass-tunnel.

[TeeKup]

Llama you scare me.

This map scares me.

Funny non the less.

[k4is3rxkh40s]

I will have to buy Vista and H2V just to play this map :lol:

[Kalub]

Are you this guy:

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/member.php?u=10447

[Neuro Guro]

You should add hands on the ass hills, and turn it into a Goatse.

[et_cg]

Haha, yes. Sadly.

I was also the one to post a picture of Masterchief and Cortana, models I rigged for the hell of it, of them having intercourse. With the bungie.net logo in the bottom corner.

I was of course, not on that account, I was just having childish fun back in the day.

[jngrow]

this shit is godly

[et_cg]

That's what she said...

[Dr Nick]

Wait, then he said "Wait until I take off my helmet!"

[Lightning]

Haha, yes. Sadly.

I was also the one to post a picture of Masterchief and Cortana, models I rigged for the hell of it, of them having intercourse. With the bungie.net logo in the bottom corner.

I was of course, not on that account, I was just having childish fun back in the day.

I thought that was Ghost.. oo;?

[et_cg]

'Twas me.

I mean, it was my account. I just didn't have it for very long.

It was suspended.

[Kornman00]

I was also the one to post a picture of Masterchief and Cortana, models I rigged for the hell of it, of them having intercourse. With the bungie.net logo in the bottom corner.

:picsorstfu:

[et_cg]

I'll see if I can find it. It was hosted on an Imageshack account in 05.

There's no tags on it or anything.

So I think I'm screwed.

Hmm...

<EDIT> Well it appears as though both GBX and imageshack don't really have it. Gearbox goes back to 2006, and imageshack is filled with tons of shit. I tried googling it. The file name had cortanalovesmc or something like that. I also lost the files... As they were killed with the IDE cable short a year ago. Sad...

[Dr Nick]

ya know, some weird ass porn site probably has it right now...

Anyway, 56&#37; of people want you to continue this!
I can't believe how odd people are...
I even indulge in the weird things...

[et_cg]

58.06 says they love ass tunnels.

My idea is, yes they want something that includes sexually related material in a map.

I look at it this way though, it isn't sexual - It's natural.

Just wait to see what we are working on.

And by we, I mean people I cannot define at this time. Their names remain secret until they deem necessary.

[Chromide]

Well Here is what I think you should add ;)

http://xs217.xs.to/xs217/07271/mspaintftw.jpg

PS: MS Paint FTW :P

[et_cg]

lol, not the first time I've heard that idea. Thank you for the visual.

This map is being reworked. I'll get some information up about it as soon as I have some good work out on it.

[bitterbanana]

I'm bitterbanana, and I approve this map.

[et_cg]

I'm bitterbanana, and I approve this map.


This map will be in honor of your presence here in this thread.

Thank you. 'Bow.

[bitterbanana]

Pssh, I bow to you, this map made me laugh my ass off. It's good that you're producing something creative out of your frustration. Keep going with it!

[et_cg]

Ahh at least someone reads the posts I make!

Thanks bitterbanana!

[Reaper Man]

AUGH, MY BRAIN

[Archon23]

Oh god if anything I would get Vista and H2V just to play this map XD.

You have a truly godly creation here.

[Kornman00]

It's good that you're producing something creative out of your _______ frustration. Keep going with it :hump:!
sexual :downs:

[jahrain]

Looks like someone needs to GET LAID. :-3

[et_cg]

Jahrain. Been there, done that.

[Kornman00]

Alot of the people here need to, but hey, its the internet.

also, jfap.

[Dr Nick]

I find it ironic that your avatar says "Balls of steel"

[Snaver]

I guess you haven't seen the video, or played the video game :|

[Arteen]

Wow.


:lol:

[et_cg]

I don't want this topic getting out of hand.

It will resume at a later date.