H2V: The MOVIE.

[Aerowyn]

Lightning and I were discussing it. We're bored and looking for a film project.

It would involve all of you, so it'd need contribution from everyone! :D

So... discuss.

[Limited]

10 min long yeh??

[Neuro Guro]

Needs Bruce Willis

[Btd69]

10 mins? I only last 1 if that..

I mean ah sure. Just have me killing Neuro.

And rossmum posting 24/7.

[Neuro Guro]

10 mins? I only last 1 if that..

I mean ah sure.

You don't need to inform us about your premature ejactulatory problem, I don't think this is going to be a pr0n-o.

But hey, if it was then I geuss you wouldn't be serving that big of a part. :)

[Btd69]

I'll be the buffer-boy :P

[Chronos]

I'll help out, if you'd like that.

[n00b1n8R]

characters:

the ghost: prophet of the ban hammer
rossmum: geeky type guy who never leaves his room and is allways posting. mb has a secret internets cannon..
masterz: massive ego type guy and has heaps of fanboiz
fried metroid: gay with teekie
teekie: gay with fried metroid
zilla: drunk
dano: is super sexy and addicted to sex
snaf: model police
neuro: funay
mech: loved by everyone

hows that for starters?

[thehoodedsmack]

Well, it is summertime. I suppose I'd be willing to help out. Are we talking super-complicated inter-continental green-screen live-action film stitching? Or something easier as a form of media?

[rossmum]

My part could be filled by a 2-frame loop of me pressing some keys.

[n00b1n8R]

no fair, you stole that idea from the japenese :P

[Con]

Sorry, you need a golden ticket to see this movie.

[teh lag]

I think Leet should die in the movie to give the plot a twist.

[Con]

but respawns to save the day?

[Atty]

I think this discussion should be moved to a more private arena. :awesome:

[Lightning]

It'll be, literally, the best worst put together movie EVAR.

I'd be in my backyard, asking jcap a question offscreen, then cut to him in his bedroom.

Or something.


LOL PLOT TWISTS.

[Atty]

Someone should randomly die just out of the blue, like Ross and Jfap will start talking and then bam, it cuts away to another scene and teekie explodes, then we go back to the conversation...

[Phopojijo]

Herg, Blegh.

[Stormwing]

oo ill help maybe sort of with more details perhaps possibly omigosh :)

[Con]

anyone good at flash? :awesome:

[thehoodedsmack]

anyone good at flash? :awesome:

I suppose I am. Here are some character models I've done in the past.

Mini-Series I did (Made during Summer 2003):

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/thehoodedsmack/flash1.jpg

VGCats Animated Series (Still in Conception stage, made last Summer):

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/thehoodedsmack/flash2.jpg

If you guys want, I could make up some for H2V users, and if you like, we could go from there...

[Con]

awesome hobo, it'd be interesting to see if you could make characters from H2V members.

[CN3089]

can everybody die at the end?




or at the beginning?


preferably slow, horrible deaths;

[Neuro Guro]

This is Kornmann

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/r1/horrible-snack-corn-nuts-te.jpg

And here is me

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7540/pic11rz9.jpg

[thehoodedsmack]

awesome hobo, it'd be interesting to see if you could make characters from H2V members.

I think most of the designs were made back during the days of GBX Battles. So it'd be mostly just rigging up a character model for everyone. Cast list, then I'll start.

[Con]

corn nutz huh


EDIT: by the way, in case you decide to draw me, it's Con's Cars, not Con Scars. I am not emo >_>

[Bad Waffle]

make me an explosion/fire/gun-loving hippie. Fits me perfectly. Oh, and add in something that includes me running people over.

[MNC]

Here's some Flash I did some time ago.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23535488/ - Halo stuff.

link deleted on dA - South Park Stuff.

Edit: I'll post a new link tomorrowz.

[Dole]

If you guys want, I could make up some for H2V users, and if you like, we could go from there...
You could be the Luke McKay of H2Vista.net.

[thehoodedsmack]

You could be the Luke McKay of H2Vista.net.

You mean the Rooster Teeth Comic Guy? I suppose I could.

[alby]

My part could be filled by a 2-frame loop of me pressing some keys.

Get a brute plasma rifle and a plasma rifle, crouch, and start pushing x and y like a madman?

[Con]

what's that do? I live in keyboard-land

[Xetsuei]

Get a brute plasma rifle and a plasma rifle, crouch, and start pushing x and y like a madman?

Hahahahaha.

[rossmum]

Get a brute plasma rifle and a plasma rifle, crouch, and start pushing x and y like a madman?
No I mean a keyboard gosh.

Smack, add me on Xfire/AIM/MSN/whatever and I'll send you some shit for my character :haw:

[Emmzee]

OOH OOH OOOOH PUT ME IN THERE please. Smack, contact me on Xfire.

[thehoodedsmack]

No I mean a keyboard gosh.

Smack, add me on Xfire/AIM/MSN/whatever and I'll send you some shit for my character :haw:

What would your Xfire/AIM/MSN/whatever be? PM it to me.


OOH OOH OOOOH PUT ME IN THERE please. Smack, contact me on Xfire.

You too. In fact, anyone who wants in, PM me their info so I can contact them.

[Bodzilla]

No I mean a keyboard gosh.

Smack, add me on Xfire/AIM/MSN/whatever and I'll send you some shit for my character :haw:
your character could just be a walking talking stick with ever increasing numbers for a head :awesome:

[Lightning]

This is live action, guys D:

[Bodzilla]

:gonk:

Needs moar flash :(

[MNC]

Smack, do you FBF or tween animate?

[ExAm]

I'd like some part in this movie. I don't know what i'd do, though, I just want a part because they have it >:U

[Bodzilla]

u can be the boogie man :D

easiest part in the world. all u do is shake the bed and closet a few times and your laughing :D

[thehoodedsmack]

Smack, do you FBF or tween animate?

Although I love the spastic look of FBF, I find that Tweening lets me get work done faster.

[Reaper Man]

loal, but what would be my part?

[Xetsuei]

Boobs man.

[Reaper Man]

0_o, However much I like boobies, I don't want a pair of my own kthx.

[Xetsuei]

:-3

[Reaper Man]

I will have an army of hot chicks with big boobs.

[Dole]

What would your Xfire/AIM/MSN/whatever be? PM it to me.
He's teh rossmum. (on AIM at least)
I'm PierceRuinedBond.

[STLRamsFan]

Needs more Rams.

[Hurrvish]

What's the movie going to be about?

[Xetsuei]

We don't know, but it will be awesome.

[Atty]

What's the movie going to be about?A porn star, living the life of a rock star, hoping to be an all star.

[thehoodedsmack]

A porn star, living the life of a rock star, hoping to be an all star.

I like it...

[n00b1n8R]

but the twist is that the pornstar is......(dramaticpause)...

[MNC]

Not... really... a pornstar?

amirite?

[n00b1n8R]

:O

that is awesome urrite

[TeeKup]

teekie: gay with fried metroid


Im BI you sexist twat.
jk you funny.
As long as its funny I say go for it.

[Pooky]

Im BI you sexist twat.

I thought you loved me :(((

[Atty]

Wait he's bi?

[n00b1n8R]

Im BI you sexist twat.
jk you funny.
As long as its funny I say go for it.

sorry, gay with pookie and straight with atty :downs:

edit: ohai ninja <3

[DaneO'Roo]

make my character look like a stoner dude, long hair with a khaki jacket and a striped beanie (cause thats what I look like) who you think is really ultra fail then he like makes this big lolawesome painting out of nowhere, and then he whips people with his sextoys


>_>

[Atty]

How about you just be the dude in the van, the guy who drives it, our driver if you will.


Rossmum can be the narrator.
Teekie can be the lead costume designer, or well co because he's only bi. :downs:
Dano can be our driver, which we won't need until the Sequel.
TheGhost and jcap will be the parental figures, older brothers perhaps?
Zeph, Timo, Dr@Home/Innergoat/Haruko/etc can be like the wise men, sorta just offering random conversation at times.
Kornman will lead the ROTC of the school.
Nick and Jahrain can have an epic battle of impossible proportions somewhere in the movie, but it will revolve around Quantum Mechanics and String Theory, with PhopoJijo as a mediator.
Masters gets killed off in the first 5 minutes, possibly tie in with a serial killer theme?
We'll have Conscars and Leet be mainish characters, possibly have their own side story where they find true love with each other.
WoL can be a religious fundamentalist with radical ideas trying to convert us all to Wolmunism, he can be sorta the in between good guy bad guy who turns good in the end.
Lightning is the director but will have a cameo, think: Stan Lee in the Marvel based movies.
Aerowyn can be the female lead, she's the only woman here (except Ennui, she can do something too...maybe.)
Hoodedmask will be lead art director.
Noobinator and Friedmetroid will be extras who get killed off randomly, in very humiliating ways (also, comic relief at their own expense.)

More later....

[Hurrvish]

Write a real script damnit

[Aerowyn]

... Jason and I will get on a script when we can.

But we need to think about what the final battle for earth should come down to.

... a pokemon battle, perhaps?

[Kornman00]

... Jason and I will get on a script when we can.

But we need to think about what the final battle for earth should come down to.

... a pokemon battle, perhaps?
who has the bigger cawk

[Xetsuei]

How about you just be the dude in the van, the guy who drives it, our driver if you will.


Rossmum can be the narrator.
Teekie can be the lead costume designer, or well co because he's only bi. :downs:
Dano can be our driver, which we won't need until the Sequel.
TheGhost and jcap will be the parental figures, older brothers perhaps?
Zeph, Timo, Dr@Home/Innergoat/Haruko/etc can be like the wise men, sorta just offering random conversation at times.
Kornman will lead the ROTC of the school.
Nick and Jahrain can have an epic battle of impossible proportions somewhere in the movie, but it will revolve around Quantum Mechanics and String Theory, with PhopoJijo as a mediator.
Masters gets killed off in the first 5 minutes, possibly tie in with a serial killer theme?
We'll have Conscars and Leet be mainish characters, possibly have their own side story where they find true love with each other.
WoL can be a religious fundamentalist with radical ideas trying to convert us all to Wolmunism, he can be sorta the in between good guy bad guy who turns good in the end.
Lightning is the director but will have a cameo, think: Stan Lee in the Marvel based movies.
Aerowyn can be the female lead, she's the only woman here (except Ennui, she can do something too...maybe.)
Hoodedmask will be lead art director.
Noobinator and Friedmetroid will be extras who get killed off randomly, in very humiliating ways (also, comic relief at their own expense.)

More later....

What about me? :saddowns:

[n00b1n8R]

How about you just be the dude in the van, the guy who drives it, our driver if you will.


Rossmum can be the narrator.
Teekie can be the lead costume designer, or well co because he's only bi. :downs:
Dano can be our driver, which we won't need until the Sequel.
TheGhost and jcap will be the parental figures, older brothers perhaps?
Zeph, Timo, Dr@Home/Innergoat/Haruko/etc can be like the wise men, sorta just offering random conversation at times.
Kornman will lead the ROTC of the school.
Nick and Jahrain can have an epic battle of impossible proportions somewhere in the movie, but it will revolve around Quantum Mechanics and String Theory, with PhopoJijo as a mediator.
Masters gets killed off in the first 5 minutes, possibly tie in with a serial killer theme?
We'll have Conscars and Leet be mainish characters, possibly have their own side story where they find true love with each other.
WoL can be a religious fundamentalist with radical ideas trying to convert us all to Wolmunism, he can be sorta the in between good guy bad guy who turns good in the end.
Lightning is the director but will have a cameo, think: Stan Lee in the Marvel based movies.
Aerowyn can be the female lead, she's the only woman here (except Ennui, she can do something too...maybe.)
Hoodedmask will be lead art director.
Noobinator and Friedmetroid will be extras who get killed off randomly, in very humiliating ways (also, comic relief at their own expense.)

More later....
why are you so mean to me :(:mad::(:mad:

put zilla in with my lot kk? (and can we be the serial killers mb?)

[Aerowyn]

Coming up with characters is all good but it doesn't get us far if we don't have a story line...

You know... a halo-related "we gotta save the world" kinda thing XDDDDD

[Dole]

who has the bigger cawk
Aerowyn wins that contest by a technicality because she keeps Lightning's locked in a box in her closet.

As Aerowyn has rightful ownership over it while Lightning remains a castratee, she quite obviously has a bigger cawk.


Rossmum can be the narrator.
OH DEAR GOD NO. (http://media.putfile.com/GTFO-Strider)

[n00b1n8R]

k, starting plot:

so strider v core (who is now the badguy along with hogdriver and that lot) is going around doing what ever he does when..

[Btd69]

I ban n00bin8r

[Atty]

Coming up with characters is all good but it doesn't get us far if we don't have a story line...

You know... a halo-related "we gotta save the world" kinda thing XDDDDDAlright, so we're going to get our first car, and it turns out to be a robot, then it sorta ends abruptly and we realize it was a wild dream we all had because DG945 brought some weed and we all got super high and had some crazy dreams. After we wake up we're in the Sparta training service to become elite warriors against the Coverment (changed due to IP infringement.) After a few montages of training we come to the realization we're in a computer simulation world called the Maylo. We find a man named Spark, he finds a man in the Computer world named lightning and helps him break out, he then helps everyone else out of the world but then we find out it was a clever test by our Sparta trainers to show our skills when dealing with a difficult situation.


Yeah, add kicking in, will finish later.

[rossmum]

OH DEAR GOD NO. (http://media.putfile.com/GTFO-Strider)
LOL I REMEMBER THAT

[Dole]

I can't voluntarily listen to that clip for longer than five consecutive seconds. I cringe, squirm, feel a shiver run up my spine, and click the page off as soon as humanly possible. But that doesn't mean I don't still love you. ;)

[Aerowyn]

Let's start with some kind of dilemma.

... let's say... StriderVegaCore, Hogdriver, and Illegalcheatsman are very butthurt after their banishment from Gearbox. They band together and form an axis of evil. (thanks Jason XD)

They come up with a plan... to clog the vast tubes of the internet.

One forum must step up and fight... :awesome:

[rossmum]

If it's an internets battle, I'll take the starring role purely due to post volume. Suggest you change that so everyone else gets a fair chance to make their appearances :p

[Atty]

HEY I AM GOD OF THE INTERNETS MY MYPSACE SAYS SO IF ITS A BATTLE I WIN K? k.

[Boba]

I want to be the god of Facebook Spamming. :saddowns:

[Xetsuei]

gimme ur myspace

[Aerowyn]

If it's an internets battle, I'll take the starring role purely due to post volume. Suggest you change that so everyone else gets a fair chance to make their appearances :p

Rossmum, you'll be the hero! :awesome: You're what we call... "The Big Guns". XD

... anywho... let's keep it rolling. What does the Axis of Evil do to the internets? :o

[Atty]

The delete all the porn.

[ExAm]

... Jason and I will get on a script when we can.

But we need to think about what the final battle for earth should come down to.

... a pokemon battle, perhaps?MAGIKARP. USE A SPLASH ATTACK.

[Aerowyn]

The delete all the porn.

Well that's what sets jcap off... :awesome:

Another idea... they could clog the internet? (see: a series of tubes...)

What else could they do to get the H2V forums REALLY pissed off?

[Lightning]

UC Sarge could be here.

OH SHIT WAIT A SECOND

[rossmum]

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

They give me a negative post count. :smith:

[Aerowyn]

They got my neopets account banned. :(

... *thinks* And all this happens because of the axis of evil and we all band together and form a justice league of H2V goodness. :D!

[n00b1n8R]

they replace all porn on the net with goatse?

[mech]

I want to be the god of Facebook Spamming. :saddowns:

Sorry, that title belongs to me. I'm also banned from that website now :D and myspace.

[Neuro Guro]

I say we find the All Spark and activate the Rapeotron to rape all the noobs.

[LinkandKvel]

Where am I in this little predicament? The King of Pr0n perhaps?

[Btd69]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROSSMUM!!

[Bodzilla]

Xetsuei™;97078']What about me? :saddowns:
it' isnt fair.
i've had enough now i want my share.
cant u see.
i wanna live
but u just take more then u give.

what about me?
what about me :(

lol shannon noll

[Atty]

Where am I in this little predicament? The King of Pr0n perhaps?You aren't.

If you are wondering why it is because you said, "Pr0n."

[TeeKup]

Teekie can be the lead costume designer, or well co because he's only bi. :downs:

That I can actually do. I've designed tons of costumes that I was going to model as bipeds in the past, so I can properly fit that role. :XD:

[Boba]

Sorry, that title belongs to me. I'm also banned from that website now :D and myspace.
:highfive: Also Facebook doesn't do IP bans. <_<

If I can't be the God of Facebook Spamming I want to be the God of 70's rock. :saddowns:

[thehoodedsmack]

After some consideration and discussion, I feel that if a full-length movie is the intended product of this project, then Flash is NOT the way to go. Flash videos such as The Decline of Video Games series, or the Something About Halo series, take months to complete, and are rarely longer than twenty minutes. If I had to suggest a medium, I would vote for Machinima. If anybody knows of a good engine that would fit all the proposed storyline ideas in this thread, please post suggestions.

[mech]

Would a teamspeak be helpful?

[ExAm]

After some consideration and discussion, I feel that if a full-length movie is the intended product of this project, then Flash is NOT the way to go. Flash videos such as The Decline of Video Games series, or the Something About Halo series, take months to complete, and are rarely longer than twenty minutes. If I had to suggest a medium, I would vote for Machinima. If anybody knows of a good engine that would fit all the proposed storyline ideas in this thread, please post suggestions.If so, in what game?

[rossmum]

Gmod. Because I already have a personal skin all ready to go.

[Dole]

Do enough people have HL2?

[rossmum]

They can get it.

[ExAm]

Gmod doesn't work for me D:

[IPBJT!]

Movie? someone said MOVIE???

Well hello there.

[Lightning]

Chances are, it will be this:

Aerowyn and I will be mostly editing/putting together.

Once we have a draft script down, we'll record part, then post up the dialouge in text. Then the next person in the scene would record their section, post what was said/what scene they were in and either post/send it to me.

And the cycle continues.

This is live action, guys. And yes, we can do limited special effects. I have an amazing idea for the intro lined up.

If someone could post a list of everyone interested and their "rolls" as they stated here, I would appreciate it.

[ExAm]

I guess it's time to dust off my brother's camcorder. I don't know if it works, though.

[Bodzilla]

If someone could post a list of everyone interested and their "rolls" as they stated here, I would appreciate it.
Drunk, guitar playing yobo of the H2V Aussie gang.

but alas no camera >:U

[Dole]

This is live action, guys. And yes, we can do limited special effects. I have an amazing idea for the intro lined up.
Want any backgrounds or settings of New York City or Elizabeth, NJ?

[Llama Juice]

I'm in.
King of lazy. (http://www.llamajuice.com/anthony.jpg)

I for whatever reason just had a strange image in my mind of a group of chiefs standing around debating over weather or not to rush into a covie building.... and they all shout "Not it".