Warning

[~666~]

Hello. I'll skip the circumlocution and go directly to my point. It has come to my attention that the administrators here (“JCap”, and “Zeph”, the latter being a mere moderator) are banning members from this site, sometimes forever. This is extremely unnecessary, and I’m going to have to ask that you wipe the ban list.

I assume you think that by ignoring me I will go away. I would be tempted to think the very same. But this is incorrect course of thought here; you see, if you have the audacity to NOT wipe the ban list, I will be forced to launch an attack on this site, hereby causing it to shut down. Now, I would just hate for the site to be down so close to its very first birthday, wouldn’t you? So my advice to you is to clear your terrible ban list, and, furthermore, abstain from suspending any more members, no matter the reason or crime.

Be advised, if this message is deleted, I will be forced to post it again after a dead period (the duration in which I will cut off access to h2vista.net). Also, if I am banned, it will not matter, I will simply make a new account after a dead period and post this message again. However, if neither of the aforementioned things happens, then you are in luck! I will post in this thread in between dead periods. During these “up-times”, the aforementioned administrators will have an opportunity to clear the ban list. Until this is done, the site will continue to be dead.

Attention banned members! If the administrators are smart and clear the ban list, you will be allowed back onto the site, however, if you are banned again, simply contact me on my xfire channel: extremenuke

You have 24 hours to clear the list.

-=-~6^6^6~-=-

[Atty]

Go fuck yourself.

[mech]

I'll deficate in your mouth ~666~

How about you make yourself useful and go please your dead sex parner.

This dude is tough guys, i'm scared ;_; If Hillary was president she would know what to do.

[~666~]

No thank you. However, I advise you to sodomize yourself with a retractable baton.

[Atty]

I advise you to remove yourself from the Internet before you make it an even worse place then it already is.

I'd also suggest you take sharp metal objects and start cutting away at your wrists, if you'd like to you can listen to some music as you do it, I hear Good Charlotte is a great band.

[mech]

I'd suggest that he takes a seat on some broken glass and after he's done with that proceed to sit on his dick shift manual transmission, while jacking off with spaghetti sauce to elephants shitting.


Also, who are you? Only people I know say sodomise.

[rossmum]

Hi; we don't give a shit.

[PlasbianX]

Only thing ive seen was an unfair warning to a post that was full of sarcasm. Other than that...

heres some free neg rep.

[~666~]

I find that slitting my wrists makes for a bad hobby. I prefer to write poetry.

[Roostervier]

Wait what? You made me spit out my cockies n creme ice cream with extra jizz on it on my monitor D:

[edit]
<:mad:>

[rossmum]

I find that slitting my wrists makes for a bad hobby. I prefer to write poetry.
I doubt you'd have the intelligence to write anything meaningful.

[~666~]

By the way, Mech, you spelled defecate wrong.

[rossmum]

By the way, Mech, you spelled defecate wrong.
Wow, I'm sure Mech cares.

[~666~]

I doubt you'd have the intelligence to write anything meaningful. It appears that you lack the intelligence to put capital letters into a username.

[Masterz1337]

Yeah, like we would listen to you.

[~666~]

Do not doubt my words. 23 hours and 30 minutes remaining.

[Bastinka]

Listen, why would they clear the banlist? That's like freeing a prison, anyway I don't think you have scared anybody.. made them laugh yes, but not scared. Next time I suggest adding more penises and gay pr0n to your main post to actually scare people.

Doubt anyone cares about you, $5 server will be back online! Whoever bets wins the money, loser has to pay!

[mech]

Only idiots use "Do not" instead of "Don't".

[rossmum]

It appears that you lack the intelligence to put capital letters into a username.
It appears that you do not understand the concept of an in-joke, and that you are so insecure about your own intelligence (or rather, lack thereof) that you have to pick on such petty matters as capitalisation in usernames.

So, which of the perma-banned members are you, and why should we do what some random, self-obsessed child tells us to?

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Hello. I'll skip the circumlocution and go directly to my point. It has come to my attention that the administrators here (“JCap”, and “Zeph”, the latter being a mere moderator) are banning members from this site, sometimes forever. This is extremely unnecessary, and I’m going to have to ask that you wipe the ban list. I assume you think that by ignoring me I will go away. I would be tempted to think the very same. But this is incorrect course of thought here; you see, if you have the audacity to NOT wipe the ban list, I will be forced to launch an attack on this site, hereby causing it to shut down. Now, I would just hate for the site to be down so close to its very first birthday, wouldn’t you? So my advice to you is to clear your terrible ban list, and, furthermore, abstain from suspending any more members, no matter the reason or crime. Be advised, if this message is deleted, I will be forced to post it again after a dead period (the duration in which I will cut off access to h2vista.net). Also, if I am banned, it will not matter, I will simply make a new account after a dead period and post this message again. However, if neither of the aforementioned things happens, then you are in luck! I will post in this thread in between dead periods. During these “up-times”, the aforementioned administrators will have an opportunity to clear the ban list. Until this is done, the site will continue to be dead. Attention banned members! If the administrators are smart and clear the ban list, you will be allowed back onto the site, however, if you are banned again, simply contact me on my xfire channel: extremenuke You have 24 hours to clear the list. -=-~6^6^6~-=-

I want to guess that it took you a couple days to write that.:XD:

[Roostervier]

It appears that you lack the intelligence to put capital letters into a username.
It appears you lack the intelligence to realize that that was intentional.

[Bastinka]

Hey wait a second, this kid reminds me of Python (UC~Sarge) when he was trying to scare people and sound like he could actually do something.. Maybe it's him :)

[~666~]

Ahhh...You cannot post fast enough. I am, in fact, not a banned member, only a friend of a banned member, whos name I have chosen to keep to myself. 23 hours 27 minutes remaining.

[itszutak]

It appears that you lack the intelligence to put capital letters into a username.
...Coming from the guy who thinks that having a satanic number as a username is somehow cool.

[Atty]

In 23 hours and 26 minutes I'll be sitting here laughing because you've not done anything. :)

[rossmum]

Wow, now that is sad. Asking your internet toughguy friends to try and DoS a site because you were banned from it.

Why would you even want to be friends with such a worthless, pathetic waste of space?

Edit:

Wait, sorry. I forgot that similar people tend to band together to try and gain some recognition on the internet.

[Bastinka]

...Coming from the guy who thinks that having a satanic number as a username is somehow cool.
Rofl.:lol:

[Judge]

Guys, he might use his mad internet hacka skills and take out these forums in one fell swoop! Whatever shall we do! :(

[mech]

He has a friend, isn't that cute.


:picsorstfu:

[~666~]

Ahhh, but I do not think it is somehow....as you say, "cool". I simply felt like having a simple, easy to remember username. Laugh as you will. You won't be laughing in 23 hours and 24 minutes.

[rossmum]

Guys, he might use his mad internet hacka skills and take out these forums in one fell swoop! Whatever shall we do! :(
well gosh mister i sure am scared, i heard those denial of service attacks required some pretty extreme hacking :saddowns:

[Stealth]

~666~, may I ask you why are you even trying to get the admins to wipe the ban list?

[Judge]

You won't be laughing in 23 hours and 24 minutes.

Yeah, we'll be continuing our normal activities.

[itszutak]

Ahhh, but I do not think it is somehow....as you say, "cool". I simply felt like having a simple, easy to remember username. Laugh as you will. You won't be laughing in 23 hours and 24 minutes.

Oh, yes I will. :)

[rossmum]

Ahhh, but I do not think it is somehow....as you say, "cool". I simply felt like having a simple, easy to remember username. Laugh as you will. You won't be laughing in 23 hours and 24 minutes.
I will be, actually. I'll be out enjoying some paintballing with friends instead of sitting at my PC trying to be hardcore on the internet. :)

[mech]

Lmfao, Oh noes ;________;

rossmum going outside is more frightening than this guy D:

On another note, I wonder if this guy is going to sit here that long.

[Roostervier]

If it were really meant to be as simple as you claim, why not have simply made it, "666?"

[Neuro Guro]

You have 24 hours to clear the list. -=-~6^6^6~-=-


You have 24 hours to choke on my cock.

[~666~]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Oh no.

[Stormwing]

tl;dr.

i mean, when you can't even press the bloody ENTER button, I don't even want to read your "poetry" REGARDLESS of content. It's probably a massive block of text like that one too, and man, it just kills the eyes. Sorry.
Don't go dissing other people's spelling if you can't even format correctly. I'd rather read a badly spelled word than some long ass thing like your original post.

/wrists
ah, whoops.
/shitty unformatted emo poetry :smithicide:


oh, and HOLY SHIT GUYS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME SOMEONE CALL JACK BAUER WE ONY GOT 24 HOURS HELP

[rossmum]

You better watch out guys, this guy is actually planning to perform an arrestable act to get the banlist wiped... oh, he sure must be cool.

[Stealth]

Ahhh, but I do not think it is somehow....as you say, "cool". I simply felt like having a simple, easy to remember username. Laugh as you will. You won't be laughing in 23 hours and 24 minutes.
You might be right sir, why? because I'll be at work, pushing around a vacum hoping for that vacum to start blowing smoke, and if it does start blowing smoke, then I might be laughing.:)

[itszutak]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.
So...You want the list to be cleared so that you can orgasm? o_o

[Judge]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.

Why don't you use your satan powers to conjure up demons from hell and obilterate us.

[~666~]

Actually, I can press the enter button all I want, it appears that the website scripting(probably Java or another usless web scripting language) is to blame.

[Neuro Guro]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.

I didn't say I wanted to give you the ol' "In and Out", I said to choke on my cock.

[Bastinka]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.
To lose the awfulness of random erections and spasm's of the penile region?
Sweet, I should join in!

[rossmum]

Actually, I can press the enter button all I want, it appears that the website scripting(probably Java or another usless web scripting language) is to blame.
Enter sure seems to work fine for me.

Congrats.

[itszutak]

Actually, I can press the enter button all I want, it appears that the website scripting(probably Java or another usless web scripting language) is to blame.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS HAX

I bow to you and your satanic powers.

[Roostervier]

Boo, mech's last post was deleted. Oh anyway, I hope you die mister! <:mad:>

[~666~]

23 hours and 17 minutes.

[Atty]

Actually, I'm going to use this opportunity to tell you something very important...










































































































No one, not even your parents, want you to live anymore, no one cares about your ideas and or beliefs, no one does now nor ever will. Alright? You can die now, you've got nothing left to live for.


Sincerely,
Alexander Ryan.

[mech]

:3

This is a job for captain planet.

[itszutak]

23 hours and 17 minutes.

Shit.

[k4is3rxkh40s]

I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.

So your "cyber" parter was banned from here?

[Roostervier]

Gaiys y r we wastni time??? We got to cleer da ban lsit!

[Stormwing]

Actually, I can press the enter button all I want, it appears that the website scripting(probably Java or another usless web scripting language) is to blame.
yes

oh look i pressed enter

and again

and again

and again

hmmm...peculiar, isn't it. Go back to your elementary school's computer class if your enter doesn't work.


http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=100199#post100199) I only wish the list to be cleared for the same reason that you wish to have sex, it is unfair if you do not.
what the christ does sex have to do with anything here?

[itszutak]

:3

This is a job for captain planet.
CAAAPPTTAAIIINNN PPPLLLLAAAAANNNEEEETTTT

http://www.graxdomain.co.uk/images/captain_planet.gif

[rossmum]

GUYS STOP MOCKING HIM OK BEFORE HE HACKS THE INTERNET :gonk:

[mech]

Lmfao, do what he says or else something will happen in 24 hours!

[~666~]

Yes, indeed.

[mech]

This guy just stepped out of the closet tbh

[Stormwing]

OH SHIT EXTERNAL INVASION DETECTED

it's prolly one of em CE TAG FREEDOM FIGHTERS! GOD (bauer works too) HELP US!

[Atty]

You know, this sounds like a job for Jack Bauer.

[Roostervier]

Yes, indeed.
http://imatt.us/mt/archives/orly.JPG
.

[itszutak]

Yes, indeed.

indeed. *arches fingers*

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/bb/200px-Gendoikari.jpg

[mech]

Man I got a picture I wanna post, but I know i'll be banned :( it's funny to tho :(

[Bastinka]

Free posts guys! :D

[Atty]

Don't worry Mech, you'll be unbanned in 24 hours...or else.

[rossmum]

GUYS QUICK, GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS! HE'LL DELETE THE ENTIRE INTERNET IF YOU DON'T UNBAN HIS MORONIC FRIENDS!

[~666~]

CMT Tag Freedom? Oh no, I don't want useless content from your site, only the ban list cleared.

[Roostervier]

But wut usse r teh psots if he wipes da forumz gaiyz! We gosta take dis srsly!

[itszutak]

Free posts guys! :D

lol, this thread's gonne get LOCKEDALOLOCKED before the hours are up. xD

also, cocks.

[rossmum]

CMT Tag Freedom? Oh no, I don't want useless content from your site, only the ban list cleared.
Well, you're not getting either, so you may as well drop the toughguy act and fuck off :)

[Roostervier]

I hope not D:

[~666~]

lol, this thread's gonne get LOCKEDALOLOCKED before the hours are up. xD

In which case I will repost it.

[itszutak]

In which case I will repost it.

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif

[Atty]

What if you are IP banned?

[Roostervier]

SLANDER!! Someone call teh internetz police!!! He iz gunna delete the internetz cuz his faggot is on da ban lsit!

[Btd69]

Wait, does that mean the timer will restart?

[Stormwing]

what if you're banned? then who will there be to fight for you? :saddowns:

when will faggots learn that going by the USUAL methods will most likely get them further, not fuckin ridiculous threads and being a total scene kid.

[Roostervier]

Oh, but he will blindly use proxies, which are a good way to get your shit stolen since others have access to all of your things once you use their ip and stay connected.

[itszutak]

What if you are IP banned?

HE WILL SUMMON UP THE IP DEMON

[~666~]

What if you are IP banned?

Impossible, I'm on a proxy.

[Zeph]

Oh noes! I'm going to commit a federal offense because my e-peen was laughed at.

[STLRamsFan]

This guy just stepped out of the closet tbh

Haha that actually made me laugh.

And seriously, your friend was banned so what. Get on with your life and move on. No need to cry over something so stupid as this.

I once had a friend (Bane004 if many of you recall) who acted retarded and got himself banned. I didn't make a big deal of it because I knew he deserved it. And for those of you who are curious, I don't hang out with him anymore for a lot of reasons haha. :)

[k4is3rxkh40s]

Oh, but he will blindly use proxies, which are a good way to get your shit stolen since others have access to all of your things once you use their ip and stay connected.

He'll do anything for his e-lover :(

[Judge]

Man I got a picture I wanna post, but I know i'll be banned :( it's funny to tho :(

The ban list will be cleared anyways 'cause he's an internet hacka! :haw:

[Roostervier]

Impossible, I'm on a proxy.

I quote myself.


Oh, but he will blindly use proxies, which are a good way to get your shit stolen since others have access to all of your things once you use their ip and stay connected.

Dumbass.

[~666~]

Ahhhhhhh....Finally, a moderator ventures into this topic.
Heed the warning, Zeph.

[itszutak]

Impossible, I'm on a proxy.
guys we can't handle this guy alone, he's got a proxy

[Btd69]

Fuck, to da googlez!

[Stealth]

:3

This is a job for captain planet.
Капитан Планета!
damn, I can't find that Robot chicken video.
but, in other news.
les then 23 hours! oh noes! what well we do!:(

[itszutak]

Fuck, to da googlez!

IP BANNING WON'T STOP HIM!

CAPTAIN PLANET CAN'T STOP HIM!

OUR LAST CHANCE IS YOU, GOOGLE

[Btd69]

Google will destroy him!

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=lame+mum+jokes&meta=

I got dis shiz!

[Stormwing]

Impossible, I'm on a proxy.
ooh. internet toughguy.

then again, in his mind, he's probably an internet superhero for fighting the good fight for his buddies and using the holy proxies as his tools!

call Captain Planet, jsut in case he infects us with BLISS! :eek:

[Metroid4593]

Aw, how cute, he thinks we care! :XD:

[~666~]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?

[Roostervier]

IP BANNING WON'T STOP HIM!

CAPTAIN PLANET CAN'T STOP HIM!

OUR LAST CHANCE IS YOU, GOOGLE
U FROGOT CHUCK NORRIS THO!!!

[edit] WOOT 100th post in this topic.

[Stormwing]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?
dude, man, that's not cool.

Jack needs 24 hours dammit, at least let the suspense build up.

[mech]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?

The rectal invasion of your sex partner (dead horse) ?

[Roostervier]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?
Good, we are starting to get to him >=D

[STLRamsFan]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?

I'm shaking in my boots, please. Grow the hell up seriously..

[Btd69]

Holy shit i forum that adds to my postcount! MIRACLE!!

[itszutak]

Chuck norris is out last RESORT, not our last CHANCE, foo

EDIT: Also EVAs.

[jcap]

Hello. I'll skip the circumlocution and go directly to my point. It has come to my attention that the administrators here (“JCap”, and “Zeph”, the latter being a mere moderator) are banning members from this site, sometimes forever. This is extremely unnecessary, and I’m going to have to ask that you wipe the ban list.

I assume you think that by ignoring me I will go away. I would be tempted to think the very same. But this is incorrect course of thought here; you see, if you have the audacity to NOT wipe the ban list, I will be forced to launch an attack on this site, hereby causing it to shut down. Now, I would just hate for the site to be down so close to its very first birthday, wouldn’t you? So my advice to you is to clear your terrible ban list, and, furthermore, abstain from suspending any more members, no matter the reason or crime.

Be advised, if this message is deleted, I will be forced to post it again after a dead period (the duration in which I will cut off access to h2vista.net). Also, if I am banned, it will not matter, I will simply make a new account after a dead period and post this message again. However, if neither of the aforementioned things happens, then you are in luck! I will post in this thread in between dead periods. During these “up-times”, the aforementioned administrators will have an opportunity to clear the ban list. Until this is done, the site will continue to be dead.

Attention banned members! If the administrators are smart and clear the ban list, you will be allowed back onto the site, however, if you are banned again, simply contact me on my xfire channel: extremenuke

You have 24 hours to clear the list.

-=-~6^6^6~-=-
You won't do anything. Dipshit.

[Roostervier]

Chuck norris is out last RESORT, not our last CHANCE, foo
Oh yEhA. Sorreh bout dat thar. I is ignent.

[Btd69]

Oh. My. God. Jcap, do you believe this?













My post count is actually going up!

[~666~]

Ahhhhh...Jcap.
Watch as I do in fact do something.
Very well then.

8 minutes.

[itszutak]

SHIT THE DRAMA

[mech]

Woah, you must have the worlds biggest bone.

[Roostervier]

Hey, now we've got two mods and both admins reading this, :haw:

Gaiys remmembur, dis hear is srs busyiness.

[Btd69]

Wait though, 24 only goes for 30 mins per episode.. so will be have to wait until next week for the next installment?

[STLRamsFan]

Ahhhhh...Jcap.
Watch as I do in fact do something.
Very well then.

8 minutes.

I think you mean in 8 minutes you're getting off the computer.

[Neuro Guro]

Its ok, I'll his inbox with Last Measure!

Neuro saves the day! =D

[Zeph]

Ahhhhhhh....Finally, a moderator ventures into this topic.
Heed the warning, Zeph.

I think it's hilarious people are soo emotionally involved in things like this. It's sad that you were waiting for a mod/admin to do so.

[Stormwing]

:dramabomb:

btd, yeah. I think so. He'll probably be back next week.


more like 8 minutes til bedtime D:

[itszutak]

H2V IS SERIOUS BUSINESS PEOPLE

IF THE SERVER GOES DOWN WE'RE SCREWED

[Metroid4593]

I doubt he has ANY means to stop the site, and he's probably just a little script kiddie.

[Stealth]

:3 Chuck Norris would just make him mad, lets send him super chick.

[OmegaDragon]

A proxy doesn't replace your true IP, your IP is merely "hiding". There are still ways to find your true IP :cop:

[Roostervier]

Hey guys, brb, I have to take a shower. I gurantee that this topic will be at 22 pages by then, and I will have missed out on all of the fun D:

[mech]

Lol, thepounder. BAM!

[itszutak]

Hey guys, brb, I have to take a shower. I gurantee that this topic will be at 22 pages by then, and I will have missed out on all of the fun D:
Damn, I have to go soon, too :-/

*bookmarks teh drama*

[Stormwing]

bookmark?

click "new posts" when you get back. :)

[Btd69]

OH HAI I'M INCREASING MY POSTCOUNT!

[itszutak]

OH HAI I'M INCREASING MY POSTCOUNT!

im in ur forumz, upping my postcountz

[rossmum]

Would you like me to start the attack in...say...ten minutes?
Yes please.


dude, man, that's not cool.

Jack needs 24 hours dammit, at least let the suspense build up.
Ahahahah.


You won't do anything. Dipshit.
Wooo, you tell that toughguy, jcap. :awesome:


Ahhhhh...Jcap.
Watch as I do in fact do something.
Very well then.

8 minutes.
Hurry up, the wait is boring me.


A proxy doesn't replace your true IP, your IP is merely "hiding". There are still ways to find your true IP :cop:
SHHHHHHHHH THEY DIDN'T TEACH HIM THAT IN HACKER SCHOOL YET

[mech]

He's going to upload his larps videos in 5 mins guys, close your eyes.

[Nick]

I bet I know who this loser ... I mean "master hacker" is, or rather who he is a "friend of" ... the other account has a similarly shitty name and all!

Have a look. (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=97812&postcount=67)

He's upset that now, instead of trolling H2Vista forums, he has to troll Gearbox Forums - to be honest, I too would be furious if I only had the Gearbox Forums to visit. Good news Mr. Satanist, you can detach from your mother's tit, jump up and down really fast until your balls drop, go out into the sunlight, and attempt at having a social life - it's fun, promise!

Go snog your mother, you prepubescent sheltered shell of a child with not even a teddy bear as a friend.

Nick

[~666~]

2 minutes.

[Stormwing]

hmm where did he go

my guess is trying to figure out what omegadragon said. damn you, now he's off trying to save his ass :(

[Btd69]

This thread calls for.. LONGCAT!!

http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~naph/randomimg/longcat.JPG

[TheGhost]

Okay, we're done with this. Get the fuck off my site and don't come back.

Locked & banned.

[Zeph]

Hmm, seems he went to bed as it's been 8 minutes.

[jcap]

EXTERNAL INVASION DETECTED

Oh no, we got hacked. :(


...


:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Zeph]

But it couldn't be strider >_>

[jcap]

You can quit with your little SQL injections, kid. We can see you. They're not working.