Who here likes Mcdonalds?

[LlamaMaster]

Because I sure as hell don't. After eating them nearly every day on my last vacation, I've gotten sick of those grease meat pies. I can't stand eating those nasty ass patty's anymore. It makes me want to gag as I feel that greasy fatty wad of cow by-products go into my mouth and down my throat. I don't really understand why so many people like them. And for gods sake, has anybody here had their chicken nuggets? I've only had them once in my life, and I'll never forget how disgusting them were. I guess they might of improved from when I was 8, but damn, they sucked. It's almost as if they hand selected the worst parts of a cow (or god knows what animal) and tossed them in a blender. So basically, does anybody here really like their stuff? I myself prefer subway. After I eat some crappy fast food I always feel sluggish, and sometimes sick. But after I eat at subway, I feel better then I did going in.

Oh yah, +1 thread count!

[Con]

fuck no. I stopped eating there 2 years ago, and I don't plan on going there ever again unless we're on a trip and the only place to get lunch quickly is fast food and there is no subway or alternatives around. no ty ass burger.

edit: oh shall I tell the story of the Mcdonald's bathroom I visited once?

[Archon23]

They do use better chicken now but its still not good.

I never go to the big chain fast food joints. The only one I would touch is Wendys and even still I don't go often. If anything I much rather the food down at my local Corner Pizza Joint. Sure it takes 10 minutes to actually get your order but at least its edible.

Knowing the conditions of fast food restrooms that would be either a very disgusting or very entertaining story. I'm gonna guess somewhere in between........

[LlamaMaster]

edit: oh shall I tell the story of the Mcdonald's bathroom I visited once?
YES

[jcap]

Despise.


It's almost as if they hand selected the worst parts of a cow (or god knows what animal) and tossed them in a blender.
"almost as if"? :p

[Emmzee]

The only fast food I eat is Cook Out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cook_Out_%28restaurant%29).


Oh yeah, and White Castle (http://whitecastle.com). But not the stuff you buy in the supermarket. I'm talking about real White Castle. It's the greasiest, most unhealthy food you've ever eaten in your whole life, and it's delicious.


I like McDonalds, I just like Cook Out more, so it takes precedence. Plus, it's actually cheaper.

[Rentafence]

McDonalds' coffee isn't that bad.

[LlamaMaster]

McDonalds' coffee isn't that bad.
Your right, it's just about the only editable thing there. (except pies, but they don't make those)

[Emmzee]

Your right, it's just about the only editable thing there. (except pies, but they don't make those)
That post was highly illogical.

[Archon23]

I almost voted yes because its on the bottom stead of the top.

In my case theres a Dunkin Donuts located right next to my Mcdonalds so I can't really comment on their coffee.

[Con]

edit: oh shall I tell the story of the Mcdonald's bathroom I visited once?
YES


Ok, here goes it (true story, im serious)

So my family went on vacation once and we needed something to eat this one morning before we hopped on the ferry to go home (trust me, ferry food around here isn't much better). We had to go to McDonald's, it was the only real fast food place in the small town. So I finish my meal, and I need to take a shit rite, so I go hear that the bathrooms are in the basement at this joint because it's so small. I head down there and open the door to the guys bathroom. I nearly puke when I open the door. You know when fat bastard describes his farts? Yeah, well that and more crap. It's basically a really rank outhouse smell. I walk in and there's shit on the floor. The floor btw was urine stained and there were little puddles of piss everywhere. The urinal from what I could see was also full of shit. Remember, I still needed to take a shit. I go past the badly blogged sinks to the stall on the end (past the one missing the door, with shit splattered on the wall behind the toilet) and open it. Congrats, the toilet seat is covered in piss. I was able to wipe it all off with the toilet paper, being cautious to preserve some for when I actually needed it later. I ran out, careful not to slip in the piss puddles. Now I know why some people chose the floor.

[Dr Nick]

Well there's no McDonalds here, so I always enjoy it when I can.
Why do people enjoy eating rancid, slaughtered animals?

[n00b1n8R]

I don't plan on going there ever again unless we're on a trip and the only place to get lunch quickly is fast food and there is no subway or alternatives around. no ty ass burger.

I don't like maca's, but it's far better than subway (I ate their once, last holidays and it was the most tasteless peice of shit i ever had. non chain fast food companies make way better sandwitch's.)


oh shall I tell the story of the Mcdonald's bathroom I visited once?

yes.

[Bastinka]

I prefer KFC or Burger King, burger king has the nicest and crunchiest fries I've ever tasted.. Plus they have awesome chicken tenders! :D

KFC has lots of 'torturing chicken' stories behind it, but their food is wonderful! The bowl with the mashed 'taters and the corn and the chicken.. Mmm so good :)

[Con]

edit: oh shall I tell the story of the Mcdonald's bathroom I visited once?
yes
k. scroll up.

[Emmzee]

McDonalds is cheap, but Cook Out is cheaper. And tastier. Too bad they're only in my state!
http://greensboring.com/pod/cookout2.jpg

Damn, that's cheap.

[thehoodedsmack]

I don't mind it. But I'm more of a Burger King man.

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[Bastinka]

I don't mind it. But I'm more of a Burger King man.

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[LlamaMaster]

Ok, here goes it (true story, im serious)

So my family went on vacation once and we needed something to eat this one morning before we hopped on the ferry to go home (trust me, ferry food around here isn't much better). We had to go to McDonald's, it was the only real fast food place in the small town. So I finish my meal, and I need to take a shit rite, so I go hear that the bathrooms are in the basement at this joint because it's so small. I head down there and open the door to the guys bathroom. I nearly puke when I open the door. You know when fat bastard describes his farts? Yeah, well that and more crap. It's basically a really rank outhouse smell. I walk in and there's shit on the floor. The floor btw was urine stained and there were little puddles of piss everywhere. The urinal from what I could see was also full of shit. Remember, I still needed to take a shit. I go past the badly blogged sinks to the stall on the end (past the one missing the door, with shit splattered on the wall behind the toilet) and open it. Congrats, the toilet seat is covered in piss. I was able to wipe it all off with the toilet paper, being cautious to preserve some for when I actually needed it later. I ran out, careful not to slip in the piss puddles. Now I know why some people chose the floor.
That was an awesome story. I love you. The worst encounters I've had are with outhouses. (or any outdoor toilet) I only recall one time I've seen a log of shit on the toilet seat. I do remember a story several years back though. I was at a lake and needed to take a crap. So I went to the nearest outhouse and decided to take a piss standing up first. Well, the moment that piss entered that toilet swarms and flying bugs came flying out of the toilet. It scared me shitless. Thank god I didn't sit down first...

[Bastinka]

My worst story is when I had dhiarhea at an outhouse, my friends waited outside and it was like *plop plop swoooooosh plop*. I hate dhiarhea D:

[Archon23]

Now that is some American Standard Bathroom Cleanliness.

[Rentafence]

So I went to the nearest outhouse and decided to take a piss standing up first.

Are you saying you usually piss sitting down? :XD:

[Arteen]

McDonalds tastes good every once in a while (I barely get it anyway since there aren't any near enough). I prefer Wendy's because there's one close to where I live and I love their frescatas. Wendy's is the only one in walking distance, so I can't really comment on Burger King, Jack-in-the-Box, Subway, or others; I've only eaten at those places a handful of times.

Well, except for White Castle. That stuff is disgusting. :sick:

[Atty]

I haven't eaten any type of fast food for about a year. The worst things I eat now are either when I go out to some place for dinner in which I usually can't help to not eat healthy or when I am at work and just get something quick from our deli.

[Neuro Guro]

Well since I'm a Nigra I tend to head towards KFC first. Though if that is not an option, Arbys always has good chicken.

[Xegrot]

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=278555002&size=o

'Nuff said.

[Emmzee]

Well, except for White Castle. That stuff is disgusting. :sick:
I'm gonna cut you.

[Boba]

I have a large fries every now and then. <_<

[Varmint260]

(trust me, ferry food around here isn't much better)

You mean that BCFerries pukeshit that they have erroneously given the title "food"? Yeah... I never eat on the ferry because I have some survival instinct left in me.

Anyways, as for McDonald's... well, I haven't eaten in one of those in a good eight or nine years and I have never felt any regret for that decision. I like to eat food when I'm hungry.

[rossmum]

Ok, here goes it (true story, im serious)

So my family went on vacation once and we needed something to eat this one morning before we hopped on the ferry to go home (trust me, ferry food around here isn't much better). We had to go to McDonald's, it was the only real fast food place in the small town. So I finish my meal, and I need to take a shit rite, so I go hear that the bathrooms are in the basement at this joint because it's so small. I head down there and open the door to the guys bathroom. I nearly puke when I open the door. You know when fat bastard describes his farts? Yeah, well that and more crap. It's basically a really rank outhouse smell. I walk in and there's shit on the floor. The floor btw was urine stained and there were little puddles of piss everywhere. The urinal from what I could see was also full of shit. Remember, I still needed to take a shit. I go past the badly blogged sinks to the stall on the end (past the one missing the door, with shit splattered on the wall behind the toilet) and open it. Congrats, the toilet seat is covered in piss. I was able to wipe it all off with the toilet paper, being cautious to preserve some for when I actually needed it later. I ran out, careful not to slip in the piss puddles. Now I know why some people chose the floor.
I just avoid public toilets in general, they're all shit.

I like their cheeseburgers and apple pies, the chips are OK. Otherwise, no.

[Emmzee]

I just avoid public toilets in general, they're all shit.

I like their cheeseburgers and apple pies, the chips are OK. Otherwise, no.
Ever had a burger steam-grilled on a bed of onions?

[rossmum]

Probably.

My dad makes even awesomer burgers, but he rarely bothers to :smith:

[Emmzee]

Probably.

My dad makes even awesomer burgers, but he rarely bothers to :smith:
NOT POSSIBLE. Nothing can compare to White Castle burgers, not even sex.


Unless it's with Atty.

[Limited]

I eat Mc Donalds like 4 times a year (apart from last year we used to drive down to mc d from college alot :P)

I gotta admit, while eating the big mac, it tastys nice, 5 mins after I always regret having it :P then I feel sick.

Dont really have fast food alot seeing as my mum can cook well (<3 roast dinners) the most I have is chineese food. Noodles and chicken with mushrooms :)

[Pooky]

Fuck McDonalds to HELL. I wouldn't eat that slime if the only other choice was radioactive dog shit. I would eat CMT before McDonalds.

[rossmum]

Fuck McDonalds to HELL. I wouldn't eat that slime if the only other choice was radioactive dog shit. I would eat CMT before McDonalds.
Oh now that was just harsh, McDonalds really didn't deserve that.

[Timo]

Their fries are pretty great, along with their 100&#37; chicken breast nuggets. Although I only eat there once or twice a month, it's not that great often.

[Aerowyn]

I like to stuff Chicken McNuggets in my mouth and laugh.

I love chicken nuggets, not their shit-stain beef patties. D:

[Bastinka]

I like to stuff Chicken McNuggets in my mouth and laugh.

I love chicken nuggets, not their shit-stain beef patties. D:
Their chicken nuggets are actually kind of tasty, but KFC has the best chicken ever. No I'm not a redneck, just try it. :p

[Archon23]

Course KFC has better chicken. Its called Kentucky Fried Chicken for a reason yah know ><. Though I have to admit Mcdonalds Mcnuggets did get better after they started using real chicken.

[Skiiran]

I went to McDonalds once. In a Hospital.

In a Hospital. Who comes up with this shit?

Oh, it was also horrible and gave me indigestion.

[Archon23]

Welcome to America. Where we have escalators in fitness centers and fast food joints in hospitals.

I know two hospitals with Mcdonalds in them.

[DaneO'Roo]

The Mc Donalds in my town is AWESOME.

Because my town is the beef capital of Australia and the main exporter from Australia, we have the best beef, and our Mc Donalds and alike places get the best meat.

Other Maccas' in other places fail to me. The only good one is the one in my town :3

Quarter pounders are soooooooooooo good


Also, our chinese places get the best pork too :3

[Limited]

Their fries are pretty great, along with their 100% chicken breast nuggets. Although I only eat there once or twice a month, it's not that great often.
Uh you dont want to know whats in nuggets, its defiantly not 100% chicken.

[Bodzilla]

well i live in the same town with dano and i have to say there Food is fucking excellent.

Macca's must have different standards in australia because my Dad worked in the Meat works that produced food for them. apparently Mac donalds have the Most strict, tightly regulated conditions and highest standard quality control of any company in the food industry.
also if your caught giving them meat thats not up to there Insanely high standards 3x. then every maccas in the country wont touch anything u produce, ever.

To provide maccas with food it has to be the best. no exceptions.

so yes i eat maccas food. i do prefer KFC and subway over maccas.... but thats like comparing a toyota to a ferraii.
u get wat u pay for.

[n00b1n8R]

so yes i eat maccas food. i do prefer KFC and subway over maccas.... but thats like comparing a toyota to a ferraii.
u get wat u pay for.

I have had subway once.
needed less existence tbh.

I have had KFC once.
needed less grease/blandness.

[rossmum]

Go die, Subway is awesome <:mad:>

[n00b1n8R]

subway is gross <:mad:>

[rossmum]

Liar.

[DaneO'Roo]

wtf........n00b, a turkish bread sandwhich, toasted, with seasoned chicken breast, pesto, camembert cheese with sundried tomatos and slight garlic relish is the fucking BOMB.



ohwait, thats not subway, that's the sandwhich my girlfriend makes for me at her house :3


Subway is still good though

[StankBacon]

i like it.

[Bodzilla]

Liar.
i concur.

N00b how could u Possibly fuck up and get a bad subway sadwhich
i mean jesus it's not like u pick to have exactly what u want on it....

"i'll have some Olives..... even tho i dont like Olives"
:-3

[MNC]

This thread delivers :awesome:

[Huero]

I ate it at a young age, and liked it, so I like it now.
I'll probably get sick of it.

[Stormwing]

Go die, Subway is awesome <:mad:>

Quiznos > Subway.

But subway's not bad. And I really want to try an austrailian big mac or something sometime :3
All i ever liked at mcdonalds were the fries, ice cream, and pies.

My personal favorites? (kind of in order) Quiznos, Wendy's, Subway, KFC, Arby's, Burger King, McD's. And probably some others I've forgotten.

[rossmum]

Out of all those, we only have Subway, KFC, BK (known as Hungry Jack's), and McD's.

I used to love going to Arby's as a kid :(

[TeeKup]

McDonald's is great.......when you're seven.....

I prefer Taco Bell and Sonic.

However sometimes I enjoy a Tony Roma's barbeque boneless rib sandwich, they're to die for. :-3

[someone]

I like it, but I only eat there once or twice a month.

[Skiiran]

Clearly all you sandwich folk haven't experienced the bliss that is Togo's.

[n00b1n8R]

i concur.

N00b how could u Possibly fuck up and get a bad subway sadwhich
i mean jesus it's not like u pick to have exactly what u want on it....

"i'll have some Olives..... even tho i dont like Olives"
:-3

I got what I asked for, but it tasted like shit.
the chicken fillet was smlimey, greasy, hardly tasted of anything (slightly salty) and the mayonase had a slight tang.

fucking gross.

[rossmum]

You must've been in one hell of a shitty Subway then, because the stuff they serve at the local ones here is GODLY.

[n00b1n8R]

It was in bowen.

avoid like the plague >___>