Best movie quotes evar.

[t3h m00kz]

Just post any awesome/funny movie quotes.

TV quotes as well.

Text or youtube, it's all good.

One of my personal favorites is from Don't be a Menace;

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I'll SUCK yo DICK.

[Bodzilla]

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anything by fat pizza

[Agamemnon]

"In the words of the Virgin Mary...Come again?" - Brick Top, Snatch

[Dole]

BEST.
MOVIE.
SPEECH.
EVER. (it's over nine minutes, but TRUST ME, watch it all the way through)

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[thehoodedsmack]

"This is Madness!..."

You can fill in the rest. Oh, also:

"No, Luke. I am your father!"

Biggest drama-bomb ever dropped on a movie.

[FRain]

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[Agamemnon]

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[Emmzee]

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YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Rentafence]

Star Wars 5

Leia: I love you
Han Solo: I know

Also

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[t3h m00kz]

WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO CRAP ON YOU, MR BUSH?!

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[ExAm]

"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time." -Jules, Pulp Fiction

[Dr Nick]

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There you go ExAm!

[Limited]

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

[ExAm]

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There you go ExAm!I retract my previous statement. That entire fucking scene was awesome :awesome:

[thehoodedsmack]

^ O mah Gawd! Is that Samuel L. Jackson? Sweet!

[teh lag]

Dr. Strangelove has some :awesome: ones.

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But that screaming of joy is the best evar.


Also good are "Mein Fuhrer, I can Walk!," Gen. Rippers "Bodily Fluids" speech, Lt. Guano's Coca-Cola machine line, and Major Kong's survival kit overview.

[Rob Oplawar]

"Oh sure, we all thought of it. But I have the guts to do it!"
"My God, it's full of stars!"
"You're one ugly mother fucker!"
"WHAT IS THAT?!"
"You don't even have to use a bowl!"
"Crikey! Toads!"
"Note to self: BLOW UP Fancher elementary school!"
"WHY would I do that? I'd be miserable!"
"OH NO! It's the parabola of mystery!"
"BIRDS! Halafax! Wickie, wickie, wickie!"
"Down in Australia they're all like 'WTF, mate?'"
"May we have your liver?"
"GET OUTA MY CHAIR!"
"Aziz, light!"
"YEAH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
"Applied directly to your brain!"
"Well isn't that nice. But it's wrong!"
"How handy."
"No! No disassemble!"
"Good news! It's a soppository."
"Of course it's a good idea!"
"Somehow, I told you so just doesn't quite say it."
"What is this, a center for ants?!"

I could go on, but I gotta run.

[Pope]

"May the Force be with you...always"
"Gentlemen welcome to Fight Club" Speech.

Probably my 2 favs right there.

[Agamemnon]

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[El Lobo]

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Really bad ass movie, and a really bad ass speech.

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[Random]

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Really bad ass movie, and a really bad ass speech.

:lobo:

Fuck, how the hell do you get youtube to work on here

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[El Lobo]

Thanks Random, always liked that sig of yours.

:lobo:

[Dole]

WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO CRAP ON YOU, MR BUSH?!
That's not from a movie, and it's not a memorable quote either.

However, if you do want to bring quotes from TV shows into this also, I'll just drop the Seinfeld bomb and win the whole thread right now.

[LinkandKvel]

That's not from a movie, and it's not a memorable quote either.

However, if you do want to bring quotes from TV shows into this also, I'll just drop the Seinfeld bomb and win the whole thread right now.

Do it. You won't.

[DaneO'Roo]

Almost the entire Pulp Fiction movie.