Nudity in halo 3.

[Terry]

http://i10.tinypic.com/623gheg.jpg

Oh dear. I just KNOW someone's going to complain about this.

( Minute 1:13 or so in the E3 Blowout)

[Jay2645]

Is that a... Brute?
I'm scared now...

[HDoan]

First Halo 2 Vista and now this!

[Scott-PL]

eh... wow

[Masterz1337]

So he isn't wearing a shirt. Whats wrong with that.

[teh lag]

You must look to the green arrow.

[Scott-PL]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/884/623gheghl6.jpg

[Scott-PL]

nah not photoshopped

i watched trailer very slowly

its there.

[Ki11a_FTW]

oh my god

MY EYES :gonk:

thats just wong..

[Boba]

I wonder if it has physics.

[p0lar_bear]

I hope that's fake, or a lighting trick. :/

[Bastinka]

Lol, Boing!

*fap fap fap*
"Hey whats that."

[Ki11a_FTW]

I wonder if it has physics.

now if there are some female brutes...were going to have major problems

no wonder why bungie said "you could look around the corner and see them doing something that doesnt involve fighting"

[Lord Mirko]

I wonder if it has physics.

ROFL:D

[Stealth]

... people are complaining about nudity in a M rated game?

[Terry]

Look what happened to Halo 2 Vista...

[Teh Ganon]

This reminds me of something a friend was working on.. a female brute with breasts

[Stealth]

This reminds me of something a friend was working on.. a female brute with breasts
Um, I don't think a female brute would look all that great...:eyesroll:

[Bastinka]

Breasts on a female? Nowai.

Anyway, I hope its something else. Either way the male genitalia seems to be placed in an odd spot. As firedragon said, it looks like the leg is twisted or its the back of the leg. I hope its not what everyone thinks it is D:

[Teh Ganon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/murderdollz23/CHARECTER-3.jpg

there the pic of it. Don't worry he stopped working on it.

[Dole]

He already posted it here. It sucked... and it didn't look like a Brute.

[Teh Ganon]

I told him it looked like a ninja turtle. That cross bred with a few other things. And i'm not sure it was supposed to be a brute, more of a flood. But then again it doesnt look like anything lol.

[teh lag]

I told him it looked like a ninja turtle. That cross bred with a few other things. And i'm not sure it was supposed to be a brute, more of a flood. But then again it doesnt look like anything lol.

Looks like something from the mind of a lonely and immature 13 year old.

[Bastinka]

Looks like something from the mind of a lonely and immature 13 year old.
:rolleyes:

Well, even if it is what it is... It's an M rated game.

[Jay2645]

I still think it's scary nonetheless...

[Hotrod]

I'm pretty sure that Bungie wouldn't put anything like that in a game that they know young people will play (I know that it's rated M, but most people still play it even though they're 8).

[Elite Killa]

Maybe it's a weak spot.

[Jay2645]

Maybe it's a penis gun.

[Dr Dmoney]

It is just the lighting or an hidden easter ball sack that looks like an egg.

[E3pO]

I wonder if it has physics.

wow. thats just wounderfull.

[E3pO]

? Whats the link to that video?

Own page 4

[Bastinka]

Don't double post.

[p0lar_bear]

Just looked it up on the bungie.net forums.

Apparently it's just a piece of debris, possibly armor, from the explosion in the worst possible place, in the worst possible position, at the worst possible time. The skinnish look of it is caused by what I thought at first; the light from the explosion and the motion blur. The fact that the video is compressed makes each frame a bit blurry, so it just adds to the illusion.

I'd tell you guys that you can stop with the penis jokes now, but I know damn well that the less mature users won't. :/

[E3pO]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dbdPPmjiiwc

[Bastinka]

Link please?

What an odd coincidence, oh well things happen.

[p0lar_bear]

Link please?

What an odd coincidence, oh well things happen.

Can't look right now, but I'm gonna get an HD trailer and watch that particular take frame by frame. I can't see it too well with the crappy JewTube compression.

[Archon23]

Seeing as how it only appeared when the rocket actually impacted (I was watching it frame by frame high def) its probably just like it says it is. A piece of debris unfortunate at the right time in the right place.

[Veegie]

Nate says:
That... is a penis.
Max says:
no
Max says:
armour
Nate says:
Excuse me
Nate says:
What armor looks phallic
Max says:
it's not a cock, you tard
I seriously doubt it's not a penis...

[Phalanx_Master]

my eyes cover those eyes which cover those eyes ZOMG its not working..jk

[Trkle]

my eyes cover those eyes which cover those eyes ZOMG its not working..jk

you're gay as fuck.

[Archon23]

Oh god we have another on of THOSE members.

[Trkle]

Oh god we have another on of THOSE members.

who's this

[DaneO'Roo]

ROFL How can that NOT be a penis.


Lmfao, The Brutes are hung like fucking donkeys

[rossmum]

Oh god we have another on of THOSE members.
What, #gbhers or kids who can't seem to string an intelligible sentence together?

[Neuro Guro]

ewwwwwwwww FurryFags.

[p0lar_bear]

ROFL How can that NOT be a penis.

It can not be a penis because Halo is not rated AO by the ESRB, and putting a penis into the game would result in a hefty lawsuit by the overprotective idiot mothers of america with obsessive-compulsive disorder who don't quite get the hint that 10 year olds shouldn't be playing games with guns, blood, and full-body dismemberments (read: flood).

Also, take a look at this slideshow I slapped together that explains it.
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4986/lolbrutedongskf8.gif

Cliffnotez: It's a piece of armor attached to the brute's leg. We're given the illusion of a penis because of the rocket's lighting, and the model's self-shadowing.

[Neuro Guro]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3581/tour001zo0.jpg

Don't nutt too hard.

[DaneO'Roo]

LMFAO

[Tweek]

thats hawt

[Prometheus]

you're gay as fuck.

Oh great. Like I don't have enough people like this in real life....

Anyways, back to subject: Bungie are more mature than that. Sure, the whole zanzibar easter egg message and a lot of other silly stuff, but they know better than that.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry, sure it was only viewable for like one frame right? Well then it must be debris mixed with skin coming off effect. If you were hit by an advanced rocket made in the 26th century, you'd lose your skin and armor too.

[Tweek]

umh.. no they're not.

don't you know why h2v got pulled from production a while back?
tool and .asset tags.

if only you knew what game developers do when they're bored.
you get these kind of jokes.

ever heard of hot coffee?
that's the kind of stuff we do.
a while back, on a project i was working on, we used (drawn) penis-images as placeholders for atmospheric effects like rain and snow.
it was raining dicks.

or stuff like this.
aOJCwIe7ajM

[Neuro Guro]

Bungie has a hidden agenda to convert all of America's straight suburban children in furry pron loving cake boys.

[Hunter]

lmao, that is dojy. its a EASTER EGG! lol

[Atty]

I guess we now know one of the previously unknown new weapons. :-3

[Kornman00]

aOJCwIe7ajM
that...was fucking :awesome:

I wish I could do that without having all the attachments :(

*asks SantaGhost and Jcup the Elf*

[Kornman00]

oh hewro thar mistar rewgerwet

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3040/regretitvj7.jpg
first time I noticed him thar :-3

[Ki11a_FTW]

oh god :gonk:

[Hotrod]

oh hewro thar mistar rewgerwet

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3040/regretitvj7.jpg
first time I noticed him thar :-3

This is old by the way.

[Kornman00]

I don't keep up with the halo [3] video dissections by the way

[Archon23]

Still........how the hell do you miss him?

[Con]

ewwwwwwwww FurryFags.

hay u called urself gross /burn go shave ur legs

edit: or could u write my name in leg hair plz? k thnx

[OmegaDragon]

I just watched the video several times, and I just noticed, why is it every time that they show a vehicle it is not going straight, but making a dramatic turn? and if its going straight, it will be destroyed a few moments later?

[Hotrod]

I just watched the video several times, and I just noticed, why is it every time that they show a vehicle it is not going straight, but making a dramatic turn? and if its going straight, it will be destroyed a few moments later?

Does it really matter? Maybe it's to make it more interesting, I mean, who would want to watch a vehicle drive forwards for a few seconds?

[Phalanx_Master]

Obviously you took it too serious thats why jk stands for joking in case you didnt know.

[Hotrod]

Obviously you took it too serious thats why jk stands for joking in case you didnt know.

Ummm... what? Also, you should work on your grammar and punctuation.

[OmegaDragon]

Who would want to watch a vehicle drive forwards for a few seconds?

Watching them go forwards? That would be fucking awesome :D


jk >:P

[ImSpartacus]

wow, this classic. we'll come (lol, cum) back to this picture years from now and reference it when wierdass shit goes on with games in general.

i hope this counts as a bug, b/c that's some ef'ed up lighting.

[Hotrod]

i hope this counts as a bug, b/c that's some ef'ed up lighting.

That's exactly what it is.

[t3h m00kz]

http://i10.tinypic.com/623gheg.jpg

Oh dear. I just KNOW someone's going to complain about this.

( Minute 1:13 or so in the E3 Blowout)

Is that a PENIS?! It kinda looks to me like a PENIS. A huuuuge fuckin' PENIS.

No but seriously.

lol.

[ImSpartacus]

yeah, brutes r packin some serious meat under all that monkey armor

[Neuro Guro]

hay u called urself gross /burn go shave ur legs

Hey yeah I'm a sick person but that doesn't exactly mean I get my load off to humanoid animal pron.

[Phalanx_Master]

Ummm... what? Also, you should work on your grammar and punctuation.

And it matters to you why?


humanoid animal pron.

tell me you mean't humanoid animal porn

[DrunkenSamus]

I wonder if it has physics.

Boba face it, you WANT it to have physics.

[Bastinka]

tell me you mean't humanoid animal porn

And thats a good thing even if it is? :confused2:

[Kornman00]

Still........how the hell do you miss him?
Not paying that much attention to a few seconds of the video where there is an explosion in the middle of the screen right before that took my eyes off of any place else. Durrr.

[Patrickssj6]

Anyone need a missing reference for that Penis?

I can't believe that people can't find the nudity in that picture.

But this is just my lmao of the day. :)

[Limited]

Defiantly a penis. How can that "bit" of armor pbear is suggesting, the spikey bit fall off and expose this non spikey larger bit? Impossible.

Bungie will of course deniey its a penis and say its a trick of the light, due to the fact people will fired over this. It was shown at E3, it was a PROMO trailer. This is bigger than the ass in the .assest thingy file.

[p0lar_bear]

Defiantly a penis. How can that "bit" of armor pbear is suggesting, the spikey bit fall off and expose this non spikey larger bit? Impossible.

...did anyone even watch the little slideshow I made about the matter? I'm not suggesting the armor fell off, I'm suggesting that it IS the armor.

IT IS NOT A PENIS. IT IS A PIECE OF ARMOR. WE ARE ALL SICK FUCKS FOR THINKING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, K?


It can not be a penis because Halo is not rated AO by the ESRB, and putting a penis into the game would result in a hefty lawsuit by the overprotective idiot mothers of america with obsessive-compulsive disorder who don't quite get the hint that 10 year olds shouldn't be playing games with guns, blood, and full-body dismemberments (read: flood).

Also, take a look at this slideshow I slapped together that explains it.
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4986/lolbrutedongskf8.gif

Cliffnotez: It's a piece of armor attached to the brute's leg. We're given the illusion of a penis because of the rocket's lighting, and the model's self-shadowing.

Honestly people, use your fucking heads. The lack of maturity in here is more disgusting than a brute dong.

[Limited]

I saw that thing, where the hell is the round tube like bit of armor on the enemy then? Point that out to me..you might say that spikey thign, that spikey thign cant be the tube like (aka penis) object, no matter how much lighting changes the look.

Lighten the fuck up bear, its a penis or penis shaped object, its human nature to laugh at naked bits....

[p0lar_bear]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downswords.gif

YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

I swear to god, you are. Moderators can warn me into next tuesday for this for all I care, but it still doesn't change the fact how closed-minded, perverted, and retarded you actually are, ok?

Now that I'm done with that, do you get the concept of an "optical illusion?" Who said the "penis" you see IS a tube? Strange things can pop up with brief flashes of light, like with thunderstorms. You get a brief flahs of light, and in that brief flash, you see some strange shadowy figure against a wall. When you go to investigate, it's gone, or it was something normal, like a tree branch outside, or a coat rack.

And I'll lighten up once people stop perpetuating myths about non-existant genetalia, while making a huge deal out of it.

"LOL GYZ LOOK ITS A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOL I SAID PENIS LOLOLROFLROFLRFOFLROFL PENISPENIS LOLOLOLOL I SAID IT TWICE GOD IM SO FUNNY LOLOLOL"

[Limited]

Thats my opinon, yours still exists and is intact, no need to go crazy about it. If I#'m fucking retarded, then your just a prude, history must be true eh?


but it still doesn't change the fact how closed-minded, perverted
closed minded? It could be a TON of things, however to me it looks like a penis. Its not an optical illusion, its on video there fore we can freeze frame it and take a look, thats NOT how optical illusions work.


"LOL GYZ LOOK ITS A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOL I SAID PENIS LOLOLROFLROFLRFOFLROFL PENISPENIS LOLOLOLOL I SAID IT TWICE GOD IM SO FUNNY LOLOLOL" who the hell said that? no one, so dont use quote marks

[nooBBooze]

okay...well i guess not all video game characters do it G.I. Joe style.

[Bad Waffle]

hey limited, if its your opinion, then dont try insisting on it to be true.


Defiantly a penis. How can that "bit" of armor pbear is suggesting, the spikey bit fall off and expose this non spikey larger bit? Impossible.

Bungie will of course deniey its a penis and say its a trick of the light, due to the fact people will fired over this. It was shown at E3, it was a PROMO trailer. This is bigger than the ass in the .assest thingy file.

Just an opinion, eh?

[Limited]

I'm justifying why I think its true...isnt that what a discussion is called? I thought this is the general discussion section, right?

[Rosco]

Thats my opinon, yours still exists and is intact, no need to go crazy about it. If I#'m fucking retarded, then your just a prude, history must be true eh?


closed minded? It could be a TON of things, however to me it looks like a penis. Its not an optical illusion, its on video there fore we can freeze frame it and take a look, thats NOT how optical illusions work.

who the hell said that? no one, so dont use quote marks

You just used quote marks too. You're also part of the conspiracy. :XD:

[TheGhost]

All right, this has gone a little off track.

Warnings will be given out accordingly.

Locked.