What is the best water park?

[DrunkenSamus]

I think Hurricane Harbor is the best. Mainly because I live near it and its always hot.

[n00b1n8R]

Thread needs less america :<

[Bastinka]

Water Country D:

[DrunkenSamus]

Thread needs less america :<

I'm not American...does that help?

btw, those were the only water parks I could think up of.

[Cortexian]

The West Edmonton Mall water park is the closest one thats worth going to here.

Other then that I've only been to both the Disney World water parks, Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon. They were OK.

[n00b1n8R]

I've been to wet and wild (http://www.wetnwild.com.au/home/homepage.cfm).

that was cool (but I was 12 at the time D: )

hey, what happend to your location under the avatars D:

[Limited]

Splash down mother fuckers :O thats pretty much the ONLY water park near by

[Pooky]

Thread needs less america :<

There's not an american water park in there, lol

[Con]

I've been to wet and wild (http://www.wetnwild.com.au/home/homepage.cfm).

that was cool (but I was 12 at the time D: )

hey, what happend to your location under the avatars D:
wtf, there are aussies yelling at me on that website :|

also, jcap got rid of that because he wanted to unclutter the postbit

[DrunkenSamus]

Hhehe, no love for Raging Waters or Soak City. Probably because no one here has ever been there.

[Con]

I've never been to a big water park :(

[DrunkenSamus]

I don't recall Canada having any water parks.

[paladin]

Water parks are nasty... just stop and think about it. Water + 1,000 people = pee contaminated water. Just the though of Wild Waves and the Wave Pool make me want to puke. Swimming in someone else's pee; it's ok when you do it because you know where to avoid. When you are in a pool with 200+ people, you'll hit a warm spot left and right.

[Dr Nick]

Meh, just think of the beach, all our crap gets out into there.

I was in a wave-pool once, and some huge guy fell on me... I almost died.



EDIT: There's a small waterpark like place in the West Edmonton Mall. Just the wave-pool and some slides. It's still really fun!

[n00b1n8R]

I hate the beach.

are you saying you never go to the local pool? those parks have huge filtration areas for cleaning out the piss before sending it back. hell it's probably cleaner than tap water. (though I wouldn't drink it.. chlorine and shit)


wtf, there are aussies yelling at me on that website :|

the site's designed for 7yr olds I think (OMG PEOPLE YELLING THATS TOTALY AWESOME MAN)



also, jcap got rid of that because he wanted to unclutter the postbit

and the people with the old school post bit don't get it any more? can't it be an option to display it?

[Mr Buckshot]

I don't recall Canada having any water parks.

Me neither. I live in Vancouver, by the way.

The only all-water-park I've been to is Sea World in Australia. Some American theme parks (i.e. Universal Studios in LA) I've been to have those boat rides where you go up a slope and plunge down and splash, but that's about it for water parks that I've been to.

[DrunkenSamus]

Zilla...you hate the beach!? How could you!?

The Wave pool is fine because if somebody pees, the water turns red. There's a special chemical in the water that turns bloody if you piss. Btw Tornado is awesome.

[legionaire45]

Me neither. I live in Vancouver, by the way.

The only all-water-park I've been to is Sea World in Australia. Some American theme parks (i.e. Universal Studios in LA) I've been to have those boat rides where you go up a slope and plunge down and splash, but that's about it for water parks that I've been to.
Congrats, you most likely passed by my house =3. I've literally walked to Universal before.

Yuppers, Hurricane Harbor is about the only water park I have been to in recent times. Seaworld a long long time ago.

Zilla...you hate the beach!? How could you!?

The Wave pool is fine because if somebody pees, the water turns red. There's a special chemical in the water that turns bloody if you piss. Btw Tornado is awesome.
I'm pretty sure thats an urban legend.

[Neuro Guro]

The Wave pool is fine because if somebody pees, the water turns red. There's a special chemical in the water that turns bloody if you piss. hahahahahha thats awesome, I never heard of that. What about taking a crap though? o wai...

[Con]

The Wave pool is fine because if somebody pees, the water turns red. There's a special chemical in the water that turns bloody if you piss. Btw Tornado is awesome.
Neuro, that's an urban legend. There's no such chemical.

[DOMINATOR]

you newbs didn't even mention Schlitterbahn... best waterpark in the world.

[DrunkenSamus]

I have never even heard of such a word...let alone a water park. Is it German? Most probably yes.

[Bad Waffle]

All the ladies tell me that my slip and slide is the best in the nation ;)

[DrunkenSamus]

Neuro, that's an urban legend. There's no such chemical.

Ehh, Neuro? I think you mean me. And besides, I don't really care if somebody pees in the water because the water is already infested with my pee:hist101:

Neuro, your slip and slide is only for mice. Anything else and your "slip and slide" will need some construction.

[Bastinka]

Whats with the double post saying the same thing and quoting yourself?

[Neuro Guro]

All the ladies tell me that my slip and slide is the best in the nation ;) Hey just wondering, they don't mind your chest do they? :x I wouldn't think so if they understood your situation and all.

[DrunkenSamus]

Fixed. Going to bed now knowing that there is a Six Flags 15 minutes away from me. :)

[paladin]

All the ladies tell me that my slip and slide is the best in the nation ;)

We had one last summer, but my brother ripped off the tunnel on his first time down and the thing didn't work any more.

[Atty]

Blizzard Beach, Disney.

http://www.floridareview.co.uk/images/blizzard-beach-map.jpg

[itszutak]

All the ladies tell me that my slip and slide is the best in the nation ;)Goddamnit, I knew somebody would say something like that >:(

[DrunkenSamus]

You think it would be Neuro or something. I mean just look at his name. WAVE of lag.

[Dole]

Hhehe, no love for Raging Waters or Soak City. Probably because no one here has ever been there.
Or because Soak City sounds like the title of a porno movie.

[ExAm]

There's not an american water park in there, lolRaging Waters is :/

[DrunkenSamus]

Or because Soak City sounds like the title of a porno movie.

Not really. I personally don't like it because its in Orange County.

[Dole]

Raging Waters is :/
There's a Hurricane Harbor in New Jersey, also.

[DrunkenSamus]

Is it just me, or is Southern California the safest country? Weather-wise. No Tornadoes, deadly storms, no natural disasters. Except for of course earthquakes and maybe volcano eruptions. One earthquake actually occured like 2 days ago. 4.5 on the Richter scale. HA! But those don't happen too often. Maybe one little quake every...year or so. A major quake every...20.

[ImSpartacus]

I was in a wave-pool once, and some huge guy fell on me... I almost died.





only once? damn i live near wyandot lake, and its just a typical water park, wave pool, slides, giant little kid water island thing.

the wave pool is sweet, how the fuck do u have somebody fall on u? u r in water 6-8 ft deep (unless u lack some testes) and everybody is treading water and drowning, how fucking sweet is that?

[Agamemnon]

Water...parks?

Oh, I guess that's what you do when the beach isn't a 10 minute drive away.

[DrunkenSamus]

The beach is like 30 minutes away for me. Malibu ftw.

[Archon23]

The beach is like a 30 minute walk away from me.........its just that Massachusetts beaches suck.......

[n00b1n8R]

Water...parks?

Oh, I guess that's what you do when the beach isn't a 10 minute drive away.

do they have water slides at the beach?

[DOMINATOR]

I have never even heard of such a word...let alone a water park. Is it German? Most probably yes.

ya it's german but it's in texas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlitterbahn
all the water is from the local rivers/lakes
i've never even heard of all the ones yall are talking about.

[Bad Waffle]

yea, girls dig the chest. its like a yin to their yang. Its like a socket, and a plug.

[ExAm]

The beach is like a 30 minute walk away from me.........its just that Massachusetts beaches suck.......
Hey, at least your water is on the warmer side. Where I live, the beach is about an eight minute drive away, yet most people don't go there except to surf. In wet suits. Because it's so goddamned cold.