If you were an animal...

[Sever]

...What animal would you be?

Try to think of an animal that reflects your personality and physical appearances.

- No fictitious animals.
- You are already a human. Think of something else.
- Be specific. Ex: Don't say dog, say Poodle, Chihuahua, Pit bull, or what ever you mean.
- You may show a (small) picture.
- Explain why!

Here's me:
Kodiak Bear
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/sever323/bear.jpg
Why: I'm a big guy, and I have a gruff exterior at first glance. Deep down though, I'm just a big softie who loves companionship. I love the cold climates (can't wait for winter!), and I'm quite solitary at times. I am also quite quick and agile for a guy my size (bears can truck it when they need to).

[Emmzee]

Loggerhead Shrike.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Loggerhead128.jpg


A shrike is a passerine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passerine) bird (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird) of the family Laniidae which is known for its habit of catching insects (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect), small birds or mammals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal) and impaling their bodies on thorns (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spine_%28biology%29). This helps them to tear the flesh into smaller, more conveniently-sized fragments, and serves as a "larder" so that the shrike can return to the uneaten portions at a later time. A typical shrike's beak is hooked, like a bird of prey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_of_prey), reflecting its predatory nature.
Badass.

[Haloking365]

Actually, ligers are real (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger)... But anyway, i would probably be a panther. I look good in black, im pretty stealthy, im agile, and i can be a real beast when i get pissed.

Pic:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Black_jaguar.jpg/300px-Black_jaguar.jpg

[Sever]

While I revoke my liger statement, I add a new statement: No cross-species hybrids. That means no flying fish cross-bred with piranhas.

[rossmum]

http://www.tarsiger.com/images/komi/mako_004.jpg

Golden Eagle. Fucking awesome. I just think it suits me perfectly...

[Con]

stallion :awesome: yeah.

[Emmzee]

stallion :awesome: yeah.
Well, you've already got 1/5 long legs to be a stallion...

[Dole]

Gray Wolf. :lobo:

[Neuro Guro]

Pedobear

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg

Cause I'm sorta like that.

[Aerowyn]

I've always loved the Peregrine Falcon.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Falco_peregrinus_juvenile.jpg/481px-Falco_peregrinus_juvenile.jpg

[Llama Juice]

*Looks at name*....

self explanatory?

[Arteen]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/KrugerGrazingZebras.JPG/800px-KrugerGrazingZebras.JPG
Zebra, because they're awesome, I'm awesome, so it all fits perfectly.


Like horses, zebras walk, trot, canter and gallop. They are generally slower than horses but their great stamina helps them outpace predators; especially lions who get tired rather quickly. When chased, a zebra will zig-zag from side to side making it more difficult for the predator. When cornered the zebra will rear up and kick its attacker. A kick from a zebra can be fatal. Zebras will bite their attackers as well.


<snip>
Golden Eagle. Fucking awesome. I just think it suits me perfectly...
I expected you to say cockroach, because even if humanity destroys itself in a nuclear holocaust, you'll still be posting incessantly on forums. :p

[Amit]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/White_tigers_drinking.jpg

I would say White tiger. They are not cross-breeds but look freakin awesome. The only way to produce a White Tiger is to inbreed Bengal or Siberian tigers through brother-sister, mother-son, or father-daughter means. Not that I have anyhting to do with that. I just like the way they look.

[Agamemnon]

Siberian Tiger

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Siberischer_tiger_de_edit02.jpg

I'm a dying species. :(

[Con]

Pedobear

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg

Cause I'm sorta like that.
I lol'd

[Xetsuei]

Lol moar tigers
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Panthera_tigris_sumatran_subspecies.jpg
Sumatran Tiger

[rossmum]

I expected you to say cockroach, because even if humanity destroys itself in a nuclear holocaust, you'll still be posting incessantly on forums. :p
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK

DO NOT WANT

Seriously, hate the things :|

[CN3089]

Human. :v

YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS

[Archon23]

Pfft. Who wants to be that primitive ape?

I personally would love to be a Snow Leopard.

[Dole]

YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS
Hell? Furfags? Brings that Stanley Kubrick movie to mind:

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/shining-bear.jpg

[Elite Killa]

^That's just wrong. Leave. Now.

http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/6/65/Flood3.jpg
It is so cute and fluffy.

[Skyline]

Cheetah.

http://home.mweb.co.za/te/teknovis/images/T-M0096&#37;20Stalking%20Cheetah.JPG

[PlasbianX]

GAHH no matter how many times i scroll down.... i see.. goatse..

[t3h m00kz]

baeleted imagery

[Sever]

Brings that Stanley Kubrick movie to mind:
(frame from The Shining)


Correct, but i was also Stephen King's movie, and mainly, his book. I recommend that everyone read the book, since it is SO much better than the movie. I also recommend that everyone who has seen the movie watch Slipknot's music video for their song Spit It Out, which can be seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5rZrziXHxY
(Explicit Content Warning: Language)

And thanks to whoever removed the offending Goatse picture and its poster.

[legionaire45]

I could have sworn that goatse was a man. Well, at least everything outside of his anus anyway.

OUa7BUAjObU
That fungus.

[Cortexian]

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual&#37;20zoo/they%20swim/dolphin/Spinner%20Dolphin%20314013.jpg
Dolphins own.

[Emmzee]

<snip>
Dolphins own.
Did you know that a dolphin ejaculates so forcefully, it can decapitate you?

[Bastinka]

http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/china/panda01.jpg

Panda. :-3

[Emmzee]

Aww.

[nooBBooze]

Did you know that a dolphin ejaculates so forcefully, it can decapitate you?
LIES!

And also id be a redneck with a huge cock.

http://www.voetsek.com/lighter_side/images/man_with_huge_cock.jpg

[Zeph]

*looks at avatar*

[Reaper Man]

Sparrow hawk, just because.
http://www.wadlegalleries.com/images/palmore/sparrow_hawk.jpg

[Bodzilla]

http://www.junepaynehart.com/images/graphics/callofthepackweb2.jpg

there is just something awesome about wolfs.

...of wolf and man.

[DaneO'Roo]

Everytime I see a crow I stop and stare and admire their beauty. I however love Ravens more, because they're simply bigger and betterer.

http://www.jimhayes.com/photo/raven.jpg

^tis a sick Raven

[Bodzilla]

extremly smart birds bro.
i heard from an unreliable source taht Crows are the only animals to inhabit every continent on earth. i dont know how true taht is but considering how smart they are it wouldnt surprise me.


but an animal that howls and is that hairy has to be :awesome:

[CN3089]

I heard from an unreliable source that crows are the only animals to inhabit every continent on earth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human)

(ps crows can't survive in antarctica)

[Dole]

there is just something awesome about wolfs.
*Wolves.

[Bodzilla]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-colbert.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human)

(ps crows can't survive in antarctica)
mb i should have put the "from an unreliable source" in bold
<_<

[TeeKup]

I'd be a Peregrine Falcon.
http://www.tulsawalk.com/birding/images/pfalcon2.jpg


birdy

CUUUUUUUTEE

[Sever]

Watch out Lightning, Teekie's trying to get with your girl!

[TeeKup]

To specify. The pic of the falcon she posted was cute.

However I promise nothing.

[Emmzee]

To specify. The pic of the falcon she posted was cute.

However I promise nothing.
I see how it is. You want to hit that!


The falcon, not Aerowyn.

[Kalub]

http://homepage.mac.com/aozer/2004Zoo/Pictures/040229-160337&#37;20Seagul.jpg

Seagul

[LlamaMaster]

I'd be a bald eagle, except with a full head of hair! Nobody could kill me, and I could fly wherever the hell I want. I'd be a sexy beast of a bird!

[itszutak]

Seagul
I take it you don't live near the ocean? Those birds are worse than pigeons. :/

[Vernancelet]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/images/060217_kiwi.jpg

A Kiwi, yes kind of unusual bird and it has nostrals.

[Emmzee]

I changed my mind.


If were an animal, I would be...
Animal Mother.
http://www.gustavhasford.com/newDVD8.JPG
0hBSGEzpw-8

Badass.

[rossmum]

A Kiwi, yes kind of unusual bird and it has nostrals.
All birds have nostrils...


I changed my mind.


If were an animal, I would be...
Animal Mother.
http://www.gustavhasford.com/newDVD8.JPG
0hBSGEzpw-8

Badass.
:awesome:

[Emmzee]

A Kiwi, yes kind of unusual bird and it has nostrals.
I went to New Zealand for 2 weeks back in 1999-2000 (to be the in the first country to celebrate the year 2000), and I never saw a Kiwi.


Not once.

[rossmum]

They're pretty rare, I think they're endangered.

[Emmzee]

They're pretty rare, I think they're endangered.
So? I demand to be entertained by one of then, and by golly, I'm going to be entertained by one of them!

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.wherelightmeetsdark.com/images/newswatch/Coqui_Frog__Eleutherodactylus_sp.jpg

I'd be one of these little fuckers. A CoquÃ*. Not only am I only found in one island, I get to annoy the hell out off the other animals and humans (especially the tourists at night >:]) With my loud song going "CoquÃ*" every 2-5 seconds, you will never be able to pinpoint my exact location, for it will sound like I'm in the opposite direction of where I am at. And if you know my secret, you will need to find a 3 inch tree frog jumping from one branch to the ground back to another branch in the dark. If you catch one and the environmental people find out, your fucked, its about a $32,000 fine for killing an endangered species. Also, not many animals disturb us. Except for the cats who die after trying to eat one.

Its been about a year after I moved and yet I still hear these little bastards ringing in my ear after living there for 15 years.

[n00b1n8R]

Pedobear

http://img166.exs.cx/img166/8400/pedobear6lp.jpg

Cause I'm sorta like that.

yes.

[phase]

Id be a cow doomed to a greasy grill.

[thehoodedsmack]

Walrus or Kangaroo. :awesome:

[Bodzilla]

Walrus or Kangaroo. :awesome:
then me and n00b would get to ride u to work and school everyday

which is the custom here in Australia :downs:

[thehoodedsmack]

I should visit Australia. It sounds so cool. :(

[Archon23]

I want to move there but how do you fellow Australians feel around Asians? I've visited a few other countries and they weren't all that friendly......

[rossmum]

It really depends on where you go. Chatswood is more or less filled with Asian stores, restaurants, etc. and I actually think you'd be in the majority there. Personally I couldn't care less who moves here, so long as they're not complete fuckwits.

[Flyboy]

Neither man, nor beast. (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_20147~Chuck-Norris-Posters.jpg)

[n00b1n8R]

I should visit Australia. It sounds so cool. :(

you do know zilla was pissing in your pocket right?


I want to move there but how do you fellow Australians feel around Asians? I've visited a few other countries and they weren't all that friendly......

lol me and the rest of the school band was just in brisbane and we were like "wtf is with all these asians :S"

it was funny, they out-populated the locals by like 3-1 xD

[Bodzilla]

It really depends on where you go. Chatswood is more or less filled with Asian stores, restaurants, etc. and I actually think you'd be in the majority there. Personally I couldn't care less who moves here, so long as they're not complete fuckwits.
qft :)

where pretty laid back in Auzzy land. as long as your not a cockhead we dont care :)



you do know zilla was pissing in your pocket right?



lol me and the rest of the school band was just in brisbane and we were like "wtf is with all these asians :S"

it was funny, they out-populated the locals by like 3-1 xD
thats cause u need to get outta china town >_>

[Reaper Man]

http://i0005.photobucket.com/albums/0005/icanhascheezburger/2007/7/5/20/128281656998281250PleaseICanH.jpg
That will be all.

[n00b1n8R]

qft :)

where pretty laid back in Auzzy land. as long as your not a cockhead we dont care :)



thats cause u need to get outta china town >_>

we were in the fucking myer center at the queen street mall >_>

[FireDragon04]

If you were an animal...


I'd Eat you Alive!

[n00b1n8R]

she is a girl >__>

wait...

:awesome:

[Amit]

she is a girl >__>

wait...

:awesome:

You are one creepy dude.

[Dr Nick]

You are one creepy dude.You're either missing his point, or gay.

EDIT: I would be my cat Riley, here is a half-shooped version of him!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/nickwarr_182/CopyofPicture023-1.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

or neither and sad :fail:

[Amit]

You're either missing his point, or gay.



No, I'm not gay...it's just my brain has been messed up lately. I didn't miss his point either...it's just...nvm, you probably still think I'm gay. Read the "Can't Live Without" thread...then you'll know I'm not gay.


or neither and sad :fail:

He is correct, as i said...read the "Can't live without" thread and you'll find out why.

[Terry]

I'd probably be a Fox or even a Wolf. They're awesome.

[Tweek]

i'd be a fire breathing sea-serpent.

i slither trough the internet, lurking, waiting to FLAEM YOUR POSTS!

[rossmum]

i'd be a fire breathing sea-serpent.

i slither trough the internet, lurking, waiting to FLAEM YOUR POSTS!
Except you suck penis at it, because you don't post enough. :downs:

[Corgy]

A giant sloth

[Skiiran]

A giant sloth
.

[Tweek]

Except you suck penis at it, because you don't post enough. :downs:

omg fuk you.
at least im not the biggest fucking postwhore the face of the earth has ever laid eyes upon.:mad:

rep me bitch.

[Random]

Did you know that a dolphin ejaculates so forcefully, it can decapitate you?

All the more reason to be one :D

And yah I would be a dolphin.

[El Lobo]

A wolf...duh.

:lobo:

[rossmum]

omg fuk you.
at least im not the biggest fucking postwhore the face of the earth has ever laid eyes upon.:mad:

rep me bitch.
Even the forum software agrees that that's a really fucking stupid idea. :downs:

[Flyboy]

Whats even sadder is that they deleted nearly 3,000 of his posts (I think) and he still has more than anyone else on this site.:confused2:

[rossmum]

Nope. They weren't deleted.

Also, I saw something that puts even that to shame. Some kid thought he was cool because he said a bus full of toddlers should've gone off a collapsed brid-

Oh, right. That was you. :downs:

[Flyboy]

I didn't think I was cool...and what I said wasn't an insult.

However, they did have a cleanup on the forums and deleted a bunch of posts, many of them being yours if I remember correctly, so it is true.

[rossmum]

Generally the word 'sad' when used in that context is derogatory. Try again.

[Flyboy]

Generally the word 'sad' when used in that context is derogatory. Try again.
Read the first word in your statement. Don't start an argument, I'd rather not kill this topic over a fight. :dramabomb:

[rossmum]

Yes, generally. It depends on context, as I said... and unless your post was so terribly worded it defied the conventions of the English language, it read as an insult.

I'm not arguing; I'm stating the facts.

[Flyboy]

The last thing I to do is insult you, with your kind of backage from the community I'd get stomped on like an ant.

Continue your animal topic people.

[Sever]

Both of you get the FUCK off my thread.

EDIT: Thanks for trying to re-rail the derailed topic flyboy, but still, stop arguing on my thread.

Message to all: Keep your arguments to PM's.