Funny/weird messages on T-shirts.

[Stealth]

post a funny/weird message that you've seen, or would like to see on a T-shirt.
Here are a few I can think of.

"This is the shirt I wear then I don't care."


"Please strip me naked" (Print on + sizes like XL and up)

[legionaire45]

"This is the shirt I wear when a thread is fail."
.

[Patrickssj6]

"I'm a social engineer...since there is no patch for human stupidity"
.

[Bad Waffle]

sorry stealth, but only a retarded kid with no principles/morals would wear such immature shirts.

i bet that xet will reply with

[Xetsuei]

www.bustedtees.com

[Dr Nick]

I saw a biker once, his shirt said "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."


On the back btw.

[Random]

"Wanking causes babies"

...

[Stealth]

I saw a biker once, his shirt said "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."


On the back btw.
I saw something like that, but it was being wearn by a big buff guy and in tiny print it said "if you can read this, you're about to be puched" or something like that.
oh and WOL, I don't know about you guys, but I like those kind of shirts, like the ones that show you how to get out of a ticket, those are funny.

[Dr Nick]

I got a shirt that says "I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?"

[Stealth]

^heh, I need one of those, but I would want it to say
"I'm out of bed and dressed, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to fall alseep again."

[TeeKup]

I have 2.

"I know you're talking but all I hear is 'BLAH BLAH BLAH'"

"I'M JUST ONE %$@#*& HUGE BALL OF SUNSHINE AREN'T I?"

[Emmzee]

http://images.cafepress.com/product/160075711v12_240x240_Front.jpg

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[n00b1n8R]

I saw some guy wearing this shirt in brisbane on wednesday:

"sarcasm. it's one of the services I offer."

oh, and since I'm tall I really want this one.

"I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL."

gives me the shits...

[Stealth]

lmfao, that'd be a good T-shirt mine would be
"yea, I'm tall and I have big feet, what of it?"
or...
"yea, I smell funny, so do you, way don't you go take a shower"

[Xetsuei]

i bet that xet will reply with

Wait what?

[Atty]

"I wear this when I have to deal with idiots."

The shirt I would wear to work everyday.

[mech]

Pedophile.

[Random]

Pedophile.

"you must be this tall

--------------------

to ride the pedophile."

[rossmum]

Random, stop making awesome posts. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

[Bastinka]

LMAO, thats a good 'un random :)

[Emmzee]

LMAO, thats a good 'un random :)
Yeah, except that idea is not his.
http://archive.licd.com/strips/20030513.gif

[n00b1n8R]

@ random:
ahahahahahahaha

whouldn't that line be on your pants to be realistic?

or better yet:

"you must be this height or under

-------------------------------------

to ride the pedophile."

[Bodzilla]

my bro has a good one


"does the pope shit in the woods?
is the bear a catholic?"




"YEAH YEAH YEAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH,
fuck your story show me your tits"




"G_
F_CK
Y__RS_LF
would u like to by a vowel?"

[n00b1n8R]

where did he buy those >_>

[Agamemnon]

Yeah, except that idea is not his.
http://archive.licd.com/strips/20030513.gif
http://archive.licd.com/strips/20040818.gif

[FireDragon04]

"23"


Well its funny...untill you relise what it really is.

No?

How about that my '23' T-Shirt says 'Bite Me!' on the back?

[Bodzilla]

*WOOSH*


idgi :gonk:

[Dr Nick]

"23"


Well its funny...untill you relise what it really is.

No?

How about that my '23' T-Shirt says 'Bite Me!' on the back?



I don't get it. I can see if you multiplied it by 3, but other than that, it makes no sense to me.

[Random]

Yeah, except that idea is not his.


I will not claim to be original, but I came up with it in my mind when I saw mech's post.

[legionaire45]

Mech has images of people kissing in his avatar and it makes me giddy.

[nooBBooze]

Front: Im schizophrenic.

Back: Me too.

[Random]

Mech has images of people kissing in his avatar and it makes me giddy.

yes well ... you do know who they are right?

[Teroh]

My shirt would just have a giant:

:awesome:

[Terry]

I would like to see:

Back: A finger pointing at you and saying "Coward".
Front: A finger pointing at you and saying "Cower".

[Lightning]

" No.

>=("

Seriously, for everything everybody asks me.

"Hey! Fix my...oh"

[Stealth]

on the back of a T-Shirt
"Sorry, my hands are full, and both of my heads are busy, come back later, and I'll do you too."

[Agamemnon]

on the back of a T-Shirt
"Sorry, my hands are full, and both of my heads are busy, come back later, and I'll do you too."
http://www.degroat.net/pix/thumbsdown.gif

[Jay2645]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
And an arrow pointing down.
This is more then an average T-Shirt. This is an average T-Shirt with WORDS on it.
Front: Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? (See Back)
Back: Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? (See front)I want that one, I have quite a few, but not that one.

Friends don't let friends wear retarded T-Shirts.
Will trade sister for invite to Halo 3 Beta.
I'm removing you from my friends list.

[Bastinka]

Warning, theres liek explicit content for those of you who have mommies watching the screen. k?http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/funny_tshirt.jpg

:awesome:

[n00b1n8R]

I didn't know you were so sensetive about that topic :3

[mR_r0b0to]

For Sale
By Parents

:(
my mom got it for me for mah birthday :\

[someone]

My friend has a good one: Fother Mucker!

[itszutak]

"I has a shirt :D"

[Random]

For those who are addicted to the art and act of Fapping

Front: Help a hobo out, get your picture taken $1

Back: thnx for the pic, fap time.

:/ sounded better in my mind.

[leorimolo]

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/blowme/
win