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Atty
August 19th, 2007, 08:41 PM
Post your submissions.


Rule #1: You must do everything in your power, including falsifying information, to increase and or maintain your E-peen.

Rule #2: There are girls on the internet, but they don't want to talk to you.

Rule #3: You is spelled with three letters, not one.

Rule #4: Treat others how you are treated at school.

Rule #5: On the internet Men are Children, Women are men, and Children are the FBI.

Rule #6: You can't orgasm from simply seeing something aesthetically pleasing.

Rule #7: Grammar is important, please use it.

Rule #8: Respect your community leaders.

Rule #9: If you are wrong, argue until you're right.

Rule #10: Racism, Sexism, and Homophobia should not be taken seriously.




Special thanks to: Mech, Conscars, and Jcap.

And...we'll be adding to this.

mech
August 19th, 2007, 08:43 PM
6.) You can't orgasm from simply seeing something aesthetically pleasing.

Con
August 19th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Rule #7: Girls are actually guys
Rule #8: Young girls are actually old guys
Rule #9: Younger girls are actually the FBI.

Warsaw
August 19th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Rule #6: Know how to count :downs:.

Teroh
August 19th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Rule #5: You can't skip number five.

Con
August 19th, 2007, 08:45 PM
Rule #10: Mod Atty

Teroh
August 19th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Rule #9: Ban StriderVegaCore

Neuro Guro
August 19th, 2007, 08:52 PM
I beg to differ with Rule #6, Crowpath actually released Church

Terry
August 19th, 2007, 09:03 PM
Rule # 11: Your dick is always 1/2 the size you say it is on the internet.

jcap
August 19th, 2007, 09:30 PM
If you are wrong, argue until you're right.

Mr Buckshot
August 19th, 2007, 09:58 PM
Rule 13: racism and homophobia should generally not be taken seriously

Neuro Guro
August 19th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Ruke 14: All black people on the internet like chicken.

PlasbianX
August 19th, 2007, 10:01 PM
10) Internet IS serious business.

DaneO'Roo
August 19th, 2007, 10:17 PM
#11:

Sony are fags
Microsoft are fags
Apple are Fags

Stealth
August 19th, 2007, 11:08 PM
20: Don't trust any one who acts like a little girl, it might be a some old fat hairy guy in the FBI.
21: don't trust the girls on the net until you've seen a real pic of them or they have a web cam going and you're watching them. it might end up to be some fat gay dude, or a fat chick with more fat then breasts.
unless you find one of these chicks
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1221/airpirate452f26dd15883ru0.jpg
then you can ask them for their name, address, and number.
22: don't piss off an admin. (I swear it should be "a Admin" not "an admin")
23: there is no rule #23.

Stealth
August 20th, 2007, 01:27 AM
^danm strait.
#50: if it's too good to be true, it just might be a trap.

n00b1n8R
August 20th, 2007, 01:32 AM
#32: if it exists, there is porn of it. no exceptions.
#33: the next rule is the truth.
#34: the last rule was a lie. oshi-

Dr Nick
August 20th, 2007, 02:22 AM
79: The Internet Tough Guys are bigger nerds than you.
80: Use it against them.

n00b1n8R
August 20th, 2007, 03:28 AM
just ED :3