How did you react to Goatse the first time you saw it?

[Atty]

Was it anything like this? (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/sets/1568481/show/)

Note: No actual goatse in the pictures.

[rossmum]

LOL.

Mine was hitting back before it loaded. :haw:

[n00b1n8R]

not everyone has seen goatse :3

also, it was a mix of :lmao: :sick: :roll: and :raise:

[legionaire45]

There is a horrific drawing on a car though.

I didn't react too much to Goatse, but I did enjoy hotlinking people to it afterwards.

[Skiiran]

I tried to claw my eyes out. With lightning bolts. True story.


Not the lightning bit, though.

[Atty]

I'd already seen much worse so I was fine.

[OmegaDragon]

The first time:

First I was like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/73032703_eb191b0995.jpg


Then it turned to something like the guy with the laptop:

*Insert caption saying "DO NOT WANT!"*
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/73032726_3f5b5ad033.jpg

and then into this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/20/73032382_fa7bd8aa90.jpg


Then I took a shower.

After that, I just act normal.

[Random]

I was sent to last messure first so I was like ... thats it

[ExAm]

Got hotlinked to the worst goatse page in history. The GNAA members section (infinitely opening goatse windows + "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!). Managed to shield my eyes in time and force quit Safari and Mail (which had opened, spitting out "new message" windows with the GNAA email in them). Needless to say, I blocked the person who did it, because if I hadn't hit the mute button in time I would have had some awkward explaining to do to my parents, who were in the next room. I was pissed off beyond all belief.

[rossmum]

Neuro tried to pull that one on me. The sound played (through my headphones, quietly), but nothing else loaded. :)

[Corgy]

I lol'd

[Mass]

I just sorta meh-ed.


:lol:the gay guy in the slideshow who was just like, "oh, heeeyyyy...."
funny shit.

[Teroh]

It didn't really look real the first time I saw it, so my expression was :rolleyes:, then, as I slowly realised it was real, it turned into :shake:

[Scream Thief]

I fapped.

[DaneO'Roo]

Pfft, Goatse is nothing now. Ask Neuro for linkage. You'll see things that would have turned Ted Bundy into a Choir boy.

[n00b1n8R]

Pfft, Goatse is nothing now. Ask Neuro MECH for linkage. You'll see things that would have turned Ted Bundy into a Choir boy.

FTFY.

[Limited]

"Nassssssssssssssssssssty" *clicks X*

But dude that women on the 4th picture is creepy, hes like smiling and staring at it, while the dude is like omg ewww

[Rosco]

I was like haahhaahah I understand dr now!!!!!!!

[Kornman00]

I was like :gonk:, then pressed back. Then slapped my friend Mike around with a large trout.


I fapped.
beat me to it http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-kratos.gif

[STLRamsFan]

Thankfully I've never seen Goaste in my life...

Now don't you get any ideas you fools. :p

[Con]

:gonk: <---

[Patrickssj6]

beat me to it http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-kratos.gif
Well that's not very hard...you take forever. Maybe you need a different picture in your head besides your naked mom.

^^

[Neuro Guro]

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[Emmzee]

I was disgusted and closed the browser, but that was about it.

[Scream Thief]

I was disgusted and closed the browser, but that was about it.

You liked it really.

Don't deny it.

[Terry]

I remember at school, my classmates were all watching some naruto DVD on someone's laptop. Bored, and wishing to cause chaos, I ordered one of my henchmen to give them link to Goatse and tell them it's a cool Naruto video page. The reactions were priceless to say the least, and they never found out it was me. I'm so diabolical, it hurts.

And Goatse really didn't affect me for some reason...It just wasn't shocking or anything. It was like
"Oh...lol" *closes*

[Dole]

Never had to react to what I've never seen. :p


I remember at school, my classmates were all watching some naruto DVD on someone's laptop. Bored, and wishing to cause chaos, I ordered one of my henchmen to give them link to Goatse and tell them it's a cool Naruto video page. The reactions were priceless to say the least, and they never found out it was me. I'm so diabolical, it hurts.
That's what people over the age of eleven get for watching Naruto. <_<


Needless to say, I blocked the person who did it, because if I hadn't hit the mute button in time I would have had some awkward explaining to do to my parents, who were in the next room. I was pissed off beyond all belief.
Ffs, why didn't you just hit the "off" button on your comp's surge protector?

[Dr Nick]

I saw it, and closed Firefox. Then threw up.

[itszutak]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=100029#post100029

[TeeKup]

I told Jayden to fuck off in TS.

[Stormwing]

Shocked and slammed the back button.

But that was a long time ago. If i saw it again now, i'd be totally desensitized already.


also, Ron Jeremy.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/20/73032653_f7ce637c5b.jpg
And you'd think this man would have seen it all already.

[Neuro Guro]

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[LlamaMaster]

I'm not sure if it was goatse, but I clicked a link that one of you assholes posted that brought up a window with a man genitals covered in poo. First I was like "is this real"? Then I was like "Sick dude"! Then I was franticly panicking because my family was near by and that fucking window moved around the screen everytime I brought the cursor close to it. Needless to say I was pretty pissed off.

I've seen a hell of a lot worse thought. You haven't been truly scared until you've seen a horse have sex with a women. Yes, I meen actral sex.

[Archon23]

What the Horse Sex scared you? I just said "meh" and moved on.

[LlamaMaster]

What the Horse Sex scared you? I just said "meh" and moved on.
You have seen worse?

[Archon23]

It takes a lot to gross me out after I've been on the internet for a while.

[Dole]

Yes, I meen actral sex.
What?

Also Llama, you'll find worse shit than that if you spend about five minutes browsing the thumbnails in "This Week's Top Videos" at Putfile.

Also also, what you saw wasn't goatse.

Also also also, why didn't you just turn the computer off altogether?

[n00b1n8R]

What?

Also Llama, you'll find worse shit than that if you spend about 10 SECONDS browsing the thumbnails in /b/

ftfy.

also:

[17:16] n00b1n8R: what was your reaction the first time you accidently found your way (totaly on your own) to goatse
[17:33] Al.: I never found my way to it on my own I was showed and then it scarred my mind so horribly I had brain surgery to remove that section so I was able to forget and then you, yes YOU, tricked me into viewing various evil related things that reopened certain synaptic pathways that brought the whole terrible thing flooding back in fluoro colors to once again torment me
[17:34] n00b1n8R: >___>
[17:34] n00b1n8R: fucking quoted

[Flyboy]

I love this one (http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8312/untitledyf4.png)

[Dole]

... Not clicking that link.

[rossmum]

No it's safe. Screenshot of the site where there are pics of people's reactions.

[Patrickssj6]

Also Llama, you'll find worse shit than that if you spend about five minutes browsing the thumbnails in "This Week's Top Videos" at Putfile.

Hey thanks for the tip!

[El Lobo]

Well I walked into the room for the photoshoot, and they were like alright pull your butt cheeks as far apart as you can and we'll give you $10. So I was like, alrighttttttt guys, and that's how it happened.

:rape:

[LlamaMaster]

What?

Also Llama, you'll find worse shit than that if you spend about five minutes browsing the thumbnails in "This Week's Top Videos" at Putfile.

Also also, what you saw wasn't goatse.

Also also also, why didn't you just turn the computer off altogether?
Was about to, but I managed to ctrl+alt +del before I needed too. So what is goatse anyway, just a bunch of gay men spreading their anuses?

[FlyingStone]

Sounds about right^
-F.S

[Love De Lux]

Err... what's goatse ? I'm serious.

[Dr Nick]

A website with only one picture of one of the most disgusting things ever.

[FlyingStone]

I'll sum it up as, Homosexual men stretching things that are just physically not right to stretch.
-F.S

[Dole]

I still don't understand how that concept ties into goats... :raise:

[Dr Nick]

I still don't understand how that concept ties into goats... :raise:It's just a name.

[n00b1n8R]

about goats and sex :downs:

[FireScythe]

I clicked back to return to the safety of tubgirl.

(Stuff like this doesn't bother me in the slightest, my mates send me sites like that all the time)

[TeeKup]

I clicked back to return to the safety of tubgirl.

fffffff. OMFG NO.

[Dole]

1. I clicked back to return to the safety of tubgirl.

2. (Stuff like this doesn't bother me in the slightest, my mates send me sites like that all the time)
1. ...? What fucked-up meme has been coughed up by the darkest recesses of the internet now?
2. Doesn't bother you in the slightest? Consult a psychiatrist.

[LlamaMaster]

1. ...? What fucked-up meme has been coughed up by the darkest recesses of the internet now?
2. Doesn't bother you in the slightest? Consult a psychiatrist.
I agree with #2. If stuff like this doesn't bother you a little, you must be fucked up in some way or another.

[FireScythe]

All goatse is is someone exposing their rectum for a camera. Stuff like this just doesn't effect some people, such as doctors.

[Bastinka]

Yes, but :dramabomb: is what we like!