Story Time!

[Neuro Guro]

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[CodeBrain]

Lawl, thats is awesome. Did he ever get caught?

[Neuro Guro]

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[Bastinka]

Sounds Aussie-nut-tastic ;)

Do we get to tell a story? I wanna tell one about centipedes, Masterz and vaginas. :-3

[LlamaMaster]

Lololololololololololololololololololz

Thats epic dude. Your awesome. :)

[Neuro Guro]

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[Xetsuei]

LMFAO

[Neuro Guro]

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[Elite Killa]

I lol'd!

[Dole]

lol. That firemen's pole probably put more germs on his anus than his anus put on the firemen's pole.

Edit: Oshi-- no pun intended for "anuses on poles." >_<

[Archon23]

Oh man I so need to get one of my friends and get him to do that.

[Love De Lux]

Ahaha, that was awesome x'D

[Atty]

What is so awesome about fecal matter? Thats just gross, those poor kids. ;_;

[TeeKup]

Jesus christ. Thats disgusting.

[PlasbianX]

:D!

[DOMINATOR]

i dont believe the story sorry. you said at the time you were in 8th grade? well who in junior high still has recess? who in junior high can't recognize crap on a slide? and if it's at an elementary school why were you, an 8th grader, at the elementary school?

if it's true that's disgusting.

and im willing to bet if someone (unknown) else posted this same story everyone would be saying that's gross... not "thats awesome" "you pwn!!!" "thats hilarious"

[Agamemnon]

i dont believe the story sorry. you said at the time you were in 8th grade? well who in junior high still has recess? who in junior high can't recognize crap on a slide? and if it's at an elementary school why were you, an 8th grader, at the elementary school?

if it's true that's disgusting.

and im willing to bet if someone (unknown) else posted this same story everyone would be saying that's gross... not "thats awesome" "you pwn!!!" "thats hilarious"
It's Neuro. His existence alone is fake.

[Mass]

i dont believe the story sorry. you said at the time you were in 8th grade?
he said the kid was


well who in junior high still has recess?
I did.



who in junior high can't recognize crap on a slide? and if it's at an elementary school why were you, an 8th grader, at the elementary school?
she ran at it with great speed and exitement, no attention. And you've never been to a K-8?


if it's true that's disgusting.
disgustingly hilarious? yes.



and im willing to bet if someone (unknown) else posted this same story everyone would be saying that's gross... not "thats awesome" "you pwn!!!" "thats hilarious"
Well, maybe so, but more power to him. And I don't think thats entirely true.

[Neuro Guro]

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[FireScythe]

Make sure there aren't any children on it when you do... someone might get suspicious.

[Neuro Guro]

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[Hurrvish]

You really should post the pics. You never did post the rainbow colored crap that you supposedly did over spring break. :mad:

EDIT: Argh, fast poster.

[Neuro Guro]

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[DOMINATOR]

disgusting

[Neuro Guro]

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[rossmum]

I'm finishing school in a few months and I have a 10-minute recess, a 20-minute recess, and then a 40-minute lunch.

Also, Neuro, you're fucked up.

[Agamemnon]

I'm finishing school in a few months and I have a 10-minute recess, a 20-minute recess, and then a 40-minute lunch.

Also, Neuro, you're fucked up.
Do they give you little juice boxes too?

[~TheTruth~]

This is the way humans are meant to behave. Seriously.

[Neuro Guro]

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[n00b1n8R]

Jesus christ. Thats disgusting.

tbqh :/

though I did lol :3

[rossmum]

Do they give you little juice boxes too?
neg. We have 4 75-minute periods a day, 5 for some seniors. 0 goes straight to 1, 1 ends with 10 minutes of roll call (seniors are exempt) and then a 10-minute recess, 2, 20-minute recess, 3, lunch, 4, home.


Hey I know but it wasn't me who actually did it, I just suggested to this kid he do it for laffs.

I guess thats just as fucked up? lol
Yes. Birds of a feather flock together, right? :gonk:

[Agamemnon]

neg. We have 4 75-minute periods a day, 5 for some seniors. 0 goes straight to 1, 1 ends with 10 minutes of roll call (seniors are exempt) and then a 10-minute recess, 2, 20-minute recess, 3, lunch, 4, home.
ONLY seventy-five minute classes on block scheduling and they give you recess? And I thought our education system was bad. Back in high school on block scheduling, each class was an hour and a half and you had five minutes to get to each class or your ass was grass.

Wait until you get to college. If one of your classes is only on one day, be prepared to bring a pillow for your ass, because it'll be parked there for four hours.

[DrunkenSamus]

Damn, its pretty amazing what people will do to get rid of their problems and pains. And not caring if shit gets embedded into other people's skin.

[Kornman00]

i luv u neuro

[rossmum]

ONLY seventy-five minute classes on block scheduling and they give you recess? And I thought our education system was bad. Back in high school on block scheduling, each class was an hour and a half and you had five minutes to get to each class or your ass was grass.
It's actually very good, shit like maths is boring as hell but the old 35-minute 8-period-a-day timetable was far worse. Our school consistently turns out some very smart people, except for this year's Year 10 guys. They're a bunch of fucking morons who throw apples at old women (I shit you not, one got suspended for it).

[Neuro Guro]

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[FireDragon04]

Okay... IM CRYING!

LMFAO!

One of the funniest things i've heard ever... yea proof i don't get out enough :lol:.

Not disgusted though...sorry...LOL. Not when ive seen fat kids puke on infant kids (Reception kids (UK SCHOOLING)).. More then once!

[Emmzee]

I wanna tell a story!

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Atty. He was sexy.


The end.

[LlamaMaster]

Just in case you weren't around for this, I'd thought I'd post Goats story:


My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.

She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.

After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea

I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.

The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.

She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.

I really do kind of miss her though.
It's a classic.

[thehoodedsmack]

^ I was thinking about that story the other day. Classic indeed.