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Emmzee
August 31st, 2007, 01:40 PM
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20070828p2g00m0dm002000c.html



Taro Makeburu, a stage comedian, used to be a fisherman. A resident of the Izu Islands, he enrolled in a public high school whose curriculum, understandably, offered numerous subjects related to oceanography.
Magazine columnist Kureichi Matsuzawa has long been a fan of Makeburu's humorous fish stories, which, Matsuzawa notes, can't get too raunchy or personal when he's performing in public as they might alienate the audience.
But get him in private and, well, you wind up reeling in something a bit bestial.
We're not talking about legends of making it with mesmerizing mermaids, but something that's the genuine thing. Like manta rays.
"Almost everybody in the fishing business has had sex with a manta at some point," Makeburu asserts.

Discuss.
Archon23
August 31st, 2007, 01:44 PM
Oh god thats hilarious.
Xegrot
August 31st, 2007, 01:56 PM
:O

Win.
Con
August 31st, 2007, 02:00 PM
:picsorstfu:
Kornman00
August 31st, 2007, 02:25 PM
Wow...gives whole new meaning to "thar she blows" :-3

:picsorstfu:
:gonk:

EDIT: love your new avatar ballscars D:
Haloking365
August 31st, 2007, 02:32 PM
Nice. Who needs babes when u got 'rays?
TeeKup
August 31st, 2007, 07:03 PM
Thats goes beyond any and all moral limits.
et_cg
August 31st, 2007, 07:06 PM
Just like Emmzee himself.
n00b1n8R
August 31st, 2007, 07:35 PM
so the fish like seamen AMIRIGHT
LlamaMaster
August 31st, 2007, 07:39 PM
What the hell did I just read?
Neuro Guro
August 31st, 2007, 09:29 PM
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TeeKup
August 31st, 2007, 09:31 PM
A legal report on beastiality.
Teh Ganon
August 31st, 2007, 09:36 PM
Steve Irwin pops in my mind for some odd reason.
rossmum
August 31st, 2007, 09:42 PM
Oh Christ.
Terry
August 31st, 2007, 09:52 PM
..What the fuck?
Flyboy
August 31st, 2007, 10:15 PM
:hump:
Con
September 1st, 2007, 02:29 AM
Steve Irwin pops in my mind for some odd reason.
same
Dole
September 1st, 2007, 03:49 AM
Let's keep in mind that this guy is a comedian, people. Regardless, it's going to be very difficult to ever again eat seafood. :(


so the fish like seamen AMIRIGHT
I can't rep you today. :gonk:
Mass
September 1st, 2007, 04:04 AM
LOL, had to work that in neuro?

I'm gonna be the first to say it.

I'd tap that.

Also lets see if we can come up with some good names for a porn movie of this nature, huh people?

mine would be entitled: Mounta Manta.
n00b1n8R
September 1st, 2007, 04:09 AM
tenticle rape comes to mind :X

riding nemo?
legionaire45
September 1st, 2007, 04:11 AM
http://www.fukung.net/images/982/octopus.jpg
http://www.fukung.net/images/305/sea_lion_wtf.jpg
http://www.fukung.net/images/2833/15cod.jpg
Your childhoods have now been destroyed.
Dr Nick
September 1st, 2007, 04:47 AM
http://www.fukung.net/images/982/octopus.jpg
http://www.fukung.net/images/305/sea_lion_wtf.jpg
http://www.fukung.net/images/2833/15cod.jpg
Your childhoods have now been destroyed.
I hate you...
DaneO'Roo
September 1st, 2007, 06:33 AM
Lollin'


Nowhere NEAR as bad as my autistic twin brother attempting to molest a rat about 6 years ago

:haw:
rossmum
September 1st, 2007, 07:23 AM
Oh fuck you Legionaire :gonk:
n00b1n8R
September 1st, 2007, 07:48 AM
that hardly destroyed my child hood (though it didn't do my future any good)

now I'm wondering how you could have accidentally found that >.>
Dr Nick
September 1st, 2007, 07:51 AM
I don't think it was an accident at all!
n00b1n8R
September 1st, 2007, 08:00 AM
got something you wana tell us leg?
Teh Ganon
September 1st, 2007, 09:52 AM
Ohh lets look at the image properties here... fukung.net whats this..... some silly image hoster. damn >.> However I did find this 1 adorable little picture :D

http://www.fukung.net/images/5919/1161383862-11419245695831.jpg
LlamaMaster
September 1st, 2007, 10:38 AM
I hate you legionaire, you sick bastard....

Seriously though, EWWWWWWWW.
Mass
September 1st, 2007, 02:40 PM
Also lets see if we can come up with some good names for a porn movie of this nature, huh people?


tenticle rape comes to mind :X

riding nemo?

LMAO.

Diving Deep.
Teh Ganon
September 1st, 2007, 03:38 PM
There she blows
Catch of the day
Submerged
Mass
September 1st, 2007, 03:41 PM
There she blows
Catch of the day
Submerged

Nice.

Fishnets
Emmzee
September 1st, 2007, 03:49 PM
You guys are a bunch of sick bastards, you know that?
LlamaMaster
September 1st, 2007, 06:49 PM
You guys are a bunch of sick bastards, you know that?
:eyesroll:
Roostervier
September 1st, 2007, 06:55 PM
No one said octopussy yet. D:

I can't think of any perv pron movie names. D:
jahrain
September 1st, 2007, 07:07 PM
WTF!?

There are probably more disgusting farmer stories.

The first man to have his cock bitten off by a eel, or killed while trying to screw a manta shall win a darwin award.
Teh Ganon
September 1st, 2007, 07:19 PM
mb thats why they didnt release the steve irwin footage >.>
legionaire45
September 1st, 2007, 09:28 PM
Ohh lets look at the image properties here... fukung.net whats this..... some silly image hoster. damn >.> However I did find this 1 adorable little picture :D

http://www.fukung.net/images/5919/1161383862-11419245695831.jpg
I can't wait until you come across some of the..."other" images there D=. They make what I posted look tame.

BTW, I had another 6 images ready but didn't want a warning D=.