Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad

[Con]

This was posted at GBX by Pope, but I figured I'd post it here too since not a lot of people go to GBX anymore.

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295706,00.html


DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father.
Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face.
Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose.
The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.


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Discuss.

[OmegaDragon]

:o That is a bit idiotic don't you think?
If it cut the bridge of his nose, just wash it out with some water and alcohol and put a ban-aid over it. Sheesh.... It couldn't be that severe. Probably just a small cut. I would say that the shirt full of cheeto powder was more severe than that :/

[STLRamsFan]

Guess I should avoid throwing a bag of chips at someone now in fear of getting sued. :haw:

[Con]

Idk, if I had a kid on meth I'd get him arrested too...

[OmegaDragon]

Idk, if I had a kid on meth I'd get him arrested too...

Oh wait, I missed the part of meth. In that case, I might have just whooped his ass.

[DaneO'Roo]

^ that is true. Probably meant to teach him a lesson.

[DrunkenSamus]

This really makes you think...What makes people so damn stupid? Is it genes? Is it pressure?(duh)Or are they just gay?

[Con]

People get stupid because their parents didn't raise them right. Genes have an effect, but nothing that can't be overcome.

[Agamemnon]

This really makes you think...What makes people so damn stupid? Is it genes? Is it pressure?(duh)Or are they just gay?
As ballscars said, it's bad parenting. Columbine didn't happen because of Doom and Rammstein; it happened because of shitty parenting.

[Atty]

I just threw a Eclipse Mint at my mother, waiting for the Police to arrive.

[Con]

Needs proof, like mint dust on her shirt.

[Timo]

They must have been pretty heavy Cheetos if they were able to push his glasses into his face so hard that he got cut :|

[n00b1n8R]

This is just sad :/

so the dad's pressing charges?
is he getting charged for using meth too or what?

[Con]

This is just sad :/

so the dad's pressing charges?
is he getting charged for using meth too or what?
I'd hope the moron's getting charged for the meth too.


They must have been pretty heavy Cheetos if they were able to push his glasses into his face so hard that he got cut :|
That's what I was thinking too. That, or he threw them really damn hard.

[Kornman00]

Oh, so this is why I live in Germany...

[dg]

Woah, why in the world did this need to be reported on?! I love slow news days. :-)

[Con]

It's FOX news, what do you expect :/

[rossmum]

This really makes you think...What makes people so damn stupid? Is it genes? Is it pressure?(duh)Or are they just gay?
Because liking men makes people stupid, right? :downs:

[n00b1n8R]

well clearly there's something wrong up there :3
lol jokes ^_^ <3

[Tweek]

i forgot why i always go lol @ america.
now i remember.

i feel for you americans. :fail:

[Rob Oplawar]

Oh, so this is why I live in Germany...
you live in Germany? =O

[TeeKup]

Seriously what the hell.

[Patrickssj6]

Patrick?

Wasn't me :p

Korn in Germany? He lives about 200km away from me hawrhawr or should I say rawr ^^

[Huero]

i forgot why i always go lol @ america.
now i remember.

i feel for you americans. :fail:
I am going to start a foundation that encourages stupid people to get the hell out
the Tagline?
"What is 7+9? If you're getting out a calculator, I suggest getting the hell out."


lol brain training spoof

[Patrickssj6]

Hey I love Americans with great mathematical skills! Like the woman that charged me 20% of the original price instead of subtracting it from the total amount. From that day on I loved rebates in combination with stupid people.

[rossmum]

Hahahah, are you serious?

[Patrickssj6]

Hahahah, are you serious?
Yeah...I don't invent these kind of things. I am way to uncreative for this stuff :D