Moral: choose your T-shirts CAREFULLY

[Texrat]

The scary:



OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) -- To some Oklahoma football fans, there are things that just aren't done in the heart of Sooner Nation, and one of them is to walk into a bar wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt.

That's exactly what touched off a bloody skirmish that left a Texas-shirt-wearing fan nearly castrated and an Oklahoma fan facing aggravated assault charges that could put him in prison for up to five years.

...and the ironic:


Thomas, who once lived in Houston and became a Texas fan during the heyday of star running back Earl Campbell, is still recovering from his injuries but has returned to work as a meat cutter at a Sam's Club warehouse store.

:XD:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/09/11/oklahoma.texas.fight.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

[Kornman00]

my my texrat...

So what, did the oklahoma guy try to reenact that Casino Royal scene only to have the police be in on the whole thing too?

[rossmum]

Ouch...

Jesus, is that sort of thing common? Over here we're pretty loyal to our respective footy teams, but I doubt anyone besides Bulldogs fans have gone that far...

[Kornman00]

Come on rosscakes, its America? What do you expect :/

[legionaire45]

In America people kill each over j-walking, what happened to that guy is tame compared to what I see every day on the way to school :smithicide:.

[Texrat]

I'm still grossed out by the description of the injury...

[Reaper Man]

I'm wearing a "Long live chairman Mao" shirt and I get no trouble :downs:

[Texrat]

I'm wearing a "Long live chairman Mao" shirt and I get no trouble :downs:

I think we just need to get you into the right environment...

[Skiiran]

Ouch...

Jesus, is that sort of thing common? Over here we're pretty loyal to our respective footy teams, but I doubt anyone besides Bulldogs fans have gone that far...
RED SOX FOREVAH!

[Texrat]

Cover your nuts around that ^ guy.

[Kornman00]

Cover your nuts around that ^ guy.
This is my rifle, this is my gun...

[Haloking365]

...this is for fight, and this is for fun.

[Kornman00]

+ing

[Emmzee]

Ouch.

This is my rifle, this is my gun...
THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN!

[Pooky]

I really hate my country :(

[Jay2645]

I really hate my country :(
I loled at the fact you posted that seemingly in response to the people above you.

[Texrat]

Somebody needs to dislodge his nutsack for that.

[Bastinka]

RED SOX FOREVAH!


Cover your nuts around that ^ guy.
Yeah. I'm not a big fan of Baseball, more like 'Advanced Golf for the Hick' or something :/

[Jay2645]

Yeah. I'm not a big fan of Baseball, more like 'Advanced Golf for the Hick' or something :/
Howdah Y'all! Let's take a ride in mah pickim'up truck!

Stereotypes aside, who's nuts should be dislodged? My nuts or his nuts?

[Texrat]

His.

[Bastinka]

Mine.

[mined]

Holy Shit, How did I miss this post for three pages!

You all don't understand how important football is in Oklahoma, especially between the Sooners and the Longhorns. It is like dealing with a bunch of English football hooligans.

I am a student at OU and have lived in Norman for 13 collective years. One in every ten Oklahomans own a crimson and cream t-shirt that reads on the front,"BEAT THE RUSH" and on the back, "HATE TEXAS NOW."

Nuts or no nuts, you can't walk into Oklahoma and not expect to have someone talk smack over football and not be ready to back it up.


MORAL: Choose where to wear your Longhorns t-shirt carefully.

[Texrat]

Hook 'em Horns. National champs. :p Sooners.

(*grabs nutsack*)

[mined]

LOL, We will be back! After all we can't have all the glory all the time. I imagine we could be back in the National Championship game before the decade is over.

You know, there are obvious reasons why the Red River Rivalry is played in Dallas and not Austin or Norman. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue in either college town?

[Texrat]

One of the funniest nights of my life was cruising downtown Dallas before the infamous Texas-OU game (coming up btw). One one side of the street were OU fans, on the other side were the cool guys. Me and a buddy drove up and down yelling shit out the window. On the Texas side we shouted "Boomer Sooners!" On the OU side we screamed "Hook 'em Horns!"

After a couple of passes we looked in the mirrors to watch the big street fight. :D

[mined]

One of the funniest nights of my life was cruising downtown Dallas before the infamous Texas-OU game (coming up btw). One one side of the street were OU fans, on the other side were the cool guys. Me and a buddy drove up and down yelling shit out the window. On the Texas side we shouted "Boomer Sooners!" On the OU side we screamed "Hook 'em Horns!"

After a couple of passes we looked in the mirrors to watch the big street fight. :D

Show up on the tenth of October and we'll stir the crowd up! I may be a Sooner, but I am not above doing a little instigating.

[Texrat]

Eh, I'm too old for that crap now. Although my current car IS faster...

[mined]

I'll be taking the wife and kids on the Amtrak down there. The rivalry will be fun for the whole family. We like to start'em young. :D

[Texrat]

I hope your train de---

Wait. I hope your team suffers an embarrassing loss. Again.

[mined]

I hope your train de---

Wait. I hope your team suffers an embarrassing loss. Again.


Um...Again? Let me remind you that, out of the last seven years, we have beat the Longhorns five times, not to mention we have been to three national championship games in the same amount of time. Also, we have five more national championships under our belt compared to the horns.

BUT, the horns did gain the national title in 2005. SO, like I said we can't have all the glory.

:D

[Texrat]

Then, there's the overall record:

"Texas leads the all-time series 57-39-5"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Shootout

...you were shit-talking? :D

[mined]

Oh, sure. You had to bring in that statistic. *takes off glasses and pulls up sleeves*

Did you happen to read the the following stinging reminder on the same page?

Four times during 2000-2004, a loss to Oklahoma was what kept Texas from playing in the Big 12 Championship Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_12_Championship_Game).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Shootout#_note-full_plate)

^ a (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Shootout#_ref-full_plate_0) b (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_Shootout#_ref-full_plate_1) Smith, Erick. "Full plate of Big 12, SEC showdowns worth feasting on (http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/columnist/weekendforecast/2005-10-05-column_x.htm)", USA Today (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_Today), October 5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_5), 2005 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005). Retrieved on 2007 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007)-01-17 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_17).
That red river just isn't red enough.

<3,

A Sooner

[Texrat]

Piffle. I'll take your tiny recent trend because it gets swallowed up by my bigger long-term one.

Probability is on the 'horns' side, Sooner. See ya soon. :p

[Abdurahman]

Im a Trojan fan.

[Texrat]

Well, if you're into condoms, they're a good brand.

[mined]

Piffle. I'll take your tiny recent trend because it gets swallowed up by my bigger long-term one.

Dammit. I knew there was a reason we hated you guys besides the fact that you wear the color orange!

But, you know, I live in the present my friend. Right now we are ranked third. Where are the longhorns? Oh yeah, you're back a few places. We shall see in October, though.


Im a Trojan fan.

Meh, you and anything Florida can piss off. :p

[Texrat]

Meh, you and anything Florida can piss off. :p

We have discovered common ground.

[Pooky]

I loled at the fact you posted that seemingly in response to the people above you.
That post was in response to this thread.


Somebody needs to dislodge his nutsack for that.
Shut up.

[Texrat]

Shut up.

I tried that once.

[rossmum]

I tried that once.
Hey me too.

You can probably guess the outcome.