A Walk in the Park

[jcap]

So, today me and my friend were holding hands, prancing through the park when we heard a little noise. We looked around and didn't see anything, but we heard the noise. My friend had the idea of following the source of the noise, so I followed his lead. The noise kept getting louder and louder, and not before long we could make out the sound of a kitty. We looked around in the direction the sound was coming from, but saw nothing. It wasn't until we were dead on top of the source that we noticed it was not in front of us, but above us. There was a little kitten stuck in the tree. My friend decided to be the big hero because of the sexy stud he is and climb the tree. He made it up and grabbed the kitten in his hands. While making his way back, he accidentally lost his balance and slipped. Thirty feet above the ground, hanging upside down with the kitty in his hands, the only thing holding onto his life was his one shoe lace which got stuck on a branch. However, the worst was not yet over. The branch was slowly snapping and the shoelace was beginning to untie! It was the race against the clock as I used my beastly arm and thigh muscles to firmly grip the tree and climb to help him. I made it up and was able to grab him and pull him up just in time before the branch broke. We all safely made it down and walked home together and lived happily ever after.

The End. Hopefully no one actually believes this...

[legionaire45]

Did you huff the kitten when you got home?

[p0lar_bear]

Oh gawd, my mother woke me up this morning, and she said bad, awful things about me today, and then she poured a pan of hot grease all over my chest and ass and genitals. Then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.

:(

[Con]

And what of the kitty? :maddowns:


Oh gawd, my mother woke me up this morning, and she said bad, awful things about me today, and then she poured a pan of hot grease all over my chest and ass and genitals. Then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.

:(
haha, your mommy doesn't love you.

[Atty]

...and then you went to live with your Aunt and Uncle in Bel Aire?

[p0lar_bear]

So I was sitting in a standstill traffic jam today, and all of a sudden thought it would be a great idea to masturbate. I knew it'd be okay, I had one of those large pickup trucks that you couldn't see into even while standing, so I ripped my pants off and fapped away. I ended up shooting my load onto my Tweety rug floor mat, ruining it. Regretting my decision, I pulled my pants back up and buckled them, just in time for the traffic to start moving, and my mother and I didn't say a thing to each other for the rest of the ride.

Heard something like this somewhere, though I wish I remembered it word-for-word.

[Con]

i lol'd

[StankBacon]

...and then you went to live with your Aunt and Uncle in Bel Aire?


haha before i even finished the first sentance i looked to make sure it didnt end with that :p

[Masterz1337]

I learned last year that when I remove parking tickets off cars people get a bigger fine.

[Con]

I learned last year that when I remove parking tickets off cars people get a bigger fine.
lmao, that's mean

[Random]

so you're gay jcap?

[Random]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.


WTF... I have thought of and read some fucked up shit but that ranks up there as the most wrong and sick thing I have ever seen.


My family and I walk into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. (Me being father) so we say to the talent agent, " That we have a really amazing act. and tell him that he should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

My wife says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."




I raise my hands and exclaim: "Wait until you see this, it's a family act, a song and a dance, an animal act, audience participation... it's got everything! First off my wife and I come out on the stage, I'm wearing a tux, she's in a full gown. I take off the tux and lift up her gown... I then begin fucking her in the ass like no tomorrow while she sings the national anthem. Then my son comes out drops his pants shoves his cock in his mother's mouth, and she keeps singing... although now it's more of a hum. While this is happening my daughter comes out stark naked with a beach ball. she balances it on her nose and starts clapping her hands together, see this is where the animal part comes in because my daughter is retarded, she barks like a seal. After i blow my load in my wife's asshole, I jam my fist up there and do a ventriloquist routine all the while my son is still face fucking my wife while she goes into "Oh, Canada". Now my retard daughter brings a trunk up on stage and throws on a burkha. I then pull my fist out of my wife's ass, give it a good lick, go out into the audience and find the biggest pile driving black guy i can find. I have him come up on stage and put on a pig mask and drape himself in the american flag and proceed to anally violate my retarded pre-teen daughter. I then down a bottle of laxative, shit on stage rub the shit all over my face, and sing amazing grace in the best slave voice i have. My wife bites my son's cock off and draws a swastika in blood on her bare chest, then puts on a kkk hood and strap on and fucks me while i sing my favorite negro spirituals. After the black guy blows his load all over my retarded daughter and proceeds to fuck my adolescent son's decimated body, cause you know brothers, they can never get enough ass... my dog comes out..."

The talent agent then goes "Well what on Earth does the dog do?"

and I lick my lips and say "Well the dog comes out wearing a little pink tutu, honks a few horns, and jumps through a hoop."


For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And I say, "The Aristocrats!"


not mine btw

[Neuro Guro]

All i read was that you we're holding hands with some dude. lol

[Con]

needs more http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/3235/neurobl0.png

[Bad Waffle]

OH SHIT NIGGAZ, ITS DA PO-LEECE!




























































































































































:awesome:

[Con]

Actually, FBI :tinfoil:

[Bad Waffle]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar86_9.gif

[Con]

thread wins

[Atty]

When I was Sixteen years of age I worked at a Grocery Store in the Deli, in our area the town is so small that we let age restrictions on jobs slide because we all know each other well enough to ensure safety and what-not.

I met a guy named Paul who was dating my friend Jean, they had been dating for about two months and had been having a very sexual relationship (despite him being 17 and her being 14, but we won't get into that.) One day while he and I were closing we were talking about sexual fetishes with the various girls we had dated. I mentioned how one girl I dated really enjoyed cum shots on her face, she liked to be defiled in that way, she thought it was sexy because she really loved the smell, taste, and general feeling of cum hitting her in the face. After I shared that with him I asked, "So what are Jean's fetishes?" and he said, "It's funny you should ask me that after that story..." and I instantly knew the general idea of what he was going to say but had no idea it would be as bad as it was. It turns out when Jean was 12 she got very interested in Male sexual reproduction and how it happens so she went to the School sexual education teacher (who is the Physical education teacher as well but she teaches the entire school both) And inquired as to how they do their half of the reproduction process, the teacher explained to her about male cum and everything, even shared her own stores and opinion on it, this made Jean very interested. She had known her brother masturbated because she's over heard her parent’s discussion it and has seen him doing it. One night after her brother finished masturbating, which he liked to do in the bathroom with a pair of his Sister's dirty panties (he was 16, she was 12, if you were wondering) she went in and looked around for where he had done is dues. She looked everywhere and finally spotted the out of place panties and inspected them, she found a clump of still good to use cum on them and she touched it, she liked its texture, so she tasted it, the combination of her own vaginal secretions and the cum was overwhelming for her, she loved it. It got her very turned on, until that day she had never masturbated but after that she had too, she was hornier then anything could be. She rubbed her panties all over her pussy, using the cum as a sort of lubricant, she cumed almost immediately and even at her young age found that she was one of the few girls who could do something that is referred to as squirting, being as curious as she was with male cum she tasted her own, and loved it as well. After that she started saving her cum in jars and drinking it and sometimes mixing her brothers cum as well.

Paul was her first sexual relationship and she confided with him her sexual wants and desires, he decided to help her out a bit. He started saving all of his cum, every other day she would get a cum shot on her body and then the next he would save his cum, she got to the point she had enough stock pile to use it with food because she just loved the extra flavor it added, she started mixing some of her juices as well as some of his to anything, usually condiments. Working in a Deli Paul made a lot of Sandwiches and often made a Sub for his girl friend when she came in to visit him, he would always slip a bit of their special ingredients in for her just as an extra. One day he decided to slip a large amount into their main Mayonnaise stock used for making subs. That afternoon an order came in for 20 Subs, all with Mayo, they were intended for a group of Elderly folks and young adults attending an abstinence seminar. With no more Mayo to replace what he had tainted he decided to just use it for the Subs, everyone had a mixture of his own cum and her own vaginal secretions. Sadly, he had contracted aids from a woman he had a one night stand with in the back of a Pizza Hut some weeks prior, unfortunately for the consumers of the sub, six of them had open wounds in their mouth and parts of the aids virus got into their system. Every single one of them died. After that the church group that funded the Abstinence seminar lost money, because how could people who supposedly practice Abstinence, contract an STD when none of their partners (who they had never had sex with, all being virgins) didn't have it?

Because of this odd string of events Jean became the first Woman priest in the Catholic faith, she died at the age of 43 due to drowning on a huge load of cum that got caught in her throat. Now, back stepping a bit here, after he had told me this I was quite taken a back, I had no idea my friend was so kinky. A few minutes of Silence went by and I asked him, "So, are you going to get Halo 3 next Tuesday?" He looked at me and said, "Yeah..."

That was the last thing he ever said to me.

Now, one day back when I was nine years old in St Augustine...

[Con]

that's hot

[Teroh]

Jesus dude I would love to read that post but its so god damn huge.

[Pooky]

I think I'm going to avoid this thread from now on.

[n00b1n8R]

this thread was cool untill the deviant sex came in >__>

[DaneO'Roo]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Lmfao that was awesome :)

*edit* LOL That last one of yours is AWESOME.

[Kornman00]

GODDAMN IT JCAP, WRONG SUBFORUM :gonk:

[jcap]

WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT IT? THE CORRECT SUBFORUM FOR THIS IS GONE :gonk:

[rossmum]

:smith:

I KNOW!

TO THE CMT SECTION! :haw:

[Atty]

Thread delivers.

[~ZMT~Trace]

This thread scares me.

[Random]

my sisters boy friend (http://grouphug.us/random/friend) came over a month ago and he was standing out side my sisters door while she was getting dressed for there date (http://grouphug.us/random/date). so I am pretending to be asleep and walk out, he does not notice me until i grab him from behind and jerk him into my room. I pull his shirt off, and then mine (http://grouphug.us/random/mine). my sis is still changing, so I continue. so I pull his pants off and then mine (http://grouphug.us/random/mine). I am now in my bra and underwear. Him, just boxers... so I Pull his boxers off and then mine (http://grouphug.us/random/mine), then I grab it and push it up. I squeeze him, then get chocolate syrup. I pour it on my breasts, and I knew he liked that so he started licking, I told him to lick me solid, he did, then my sis came in and pulled my hair, slapped my A** and pulled us a part... So i go tthe chocolate syrup and squrted it in her face which made her fall back and get her dress al dirty, so she went to go change, as her bf was still licking me, I licked him.

My thought was she was gonna come back in, so I got up and locked the door. I got on the bed and then he came over. My body was wet and he laid on top of me... I kissed (http://grouphug.us/random/kissed) him then he flipped me over and stuck it up me a**. I was screaming into the pillow. So I turned over and pushed it into my p****. My body was tingling, and it started to come so I pulled it out and told him to lick my p****. He did.

my life (http://grouphug.us/random/life) was ruined, I lost my virginity (http://grouphug.us/random/virginity) at 14?




i masturbate (http://grouphug.us/random/masturbate) with whipped cream and chocolate syrup

i make a adam sundae

[p0lar_bear]

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, livin' in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's bait shop... you know the place. Well anyway, back then, life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ole bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

AWWW, BIG. BOWL. OF SAUERKRAUT!

EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING!

It was driving me crazy! So I said to my mom, I said, "Hey, MOM! What's up with all the SAUERKRAUT?!" And me dear, sweet mother, she looked at me the same way a cow looks at an oncoming train...

...and she leaned right down next to me, and she said:

"IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"

And then she tied me to the wall, stuck a funnel in my mouth, and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 26 and a half years old!

[Emmzee]

This is the single most awesome thread on the face of the earth.

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, livin' in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's bait shop... you know the place. Well anyway, back then, life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ole bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

AWWW, BIG. BOWL. OF SAUERKRAUT!

EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING!

It was driving me crazy! So I said to my mom, I said, "Hey, MOM! What's up with all the SAUERKRAUT?!" And me dear, sweet mother, she looked at me the same way a cow looks at an oncoming train...

...and she leaned right down next to me, and she said:

"IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"

And then she tied me to the wall, stuck a funnel in my mouth, and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 26 and a half years old!
That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get out of that basement, and travel to a magical faraway place where the sun is always shining, and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so fluffy! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long, and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel!

[Boba]

What's this thread about, cats?

[legionaire45]

I walked down the street and fucked some random 14 year old slut goth girl.

My story wins.

[Emmzee]

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
Hot.

[Mass]

This thread amuses me greatly, although I'm out of the loop on exactly what we're doing here...

making up kinky sex stories?

[TeeKup]

...........DO NOT WANT.

I WILL PROCEED TO AVOID THIS THREAD.

[DrunkenSamus]

I didn't believe in ghosts until I was 9. I thought it was just stuff adults made up to scare us. I grew up in south Florida and although most of the buildings and houses there are pretty new, there are a few older places like St. Augustine, which is actually one of the earliest U.S. cities. My uncle had a place there that supposedly was built in the late 17th century. It almost became a historical landmark before my uncle bought it.

My brother and I stayed there one summer and it was probably one of the creepiest times of my life. Every night, my brother and I would hear moaning coming from outside the door (he and I stayed in the same room), and sometimes we'd wake up in the morning and there would be handprints on the door inside the room, even though we would lock it.

One night about 3 weeks into the summer, things changed for the worst. My brother passed out early from fishing all day, but I somehow worked up the nerve to see if I could actually see the ghost. When I heard the moaning, I tried to sneak the door open so I could "catch" the ghost, but when I opened it up, nothing was there. I decided it might be better if I pretended to be asleep, so I got into bed and hid under the covers.

Sure enough, about fifteen minutes later I saw the sliding glass door ease open and a figure came in. I couldn't tell if it was floating or not, but it kinda made its way over to the bed. I started freaking out, but I knew I had to keep pretending I was asleep to make sure I didn't scare the ghost away before I could get a closer look.

As I laid there, the ghost bent over and slowly pulled the sheets down. I cracked my eyes open and couldn't believe what I was seeing. The ghost looked just like my uncle. It must have been an ancient dead relative of his. As I kept my charade up, the ghost reached into my shorts and started touching my thighs, working its dead hands up my legs until finally his cold, clammy hands wrapped around my tiny unit and tugged on it until I got an erection. I was so terrified of the ghost that I just sat there and took it without making a move. This probably happened about 60-70 times during the summer. Each time I was too terrified to move, although a couple nights I accidentally moaned out of fear.

To this day, I'm scared to death of ghosts and I wish I could get the guts to tell my uncle to get the hell out of his house before something terrible happens to him.

Lmao, you should be on "A Haunting".

[Mass]

I'm not making these up.

That was more disgusting than any of your previous posts.

So wait, these are just anecdotes of kinky awesomeness?

[Amit]

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.

This sickens me, you had the nerve to say you loved her. I sincerely hope these stories aren't true.

[Haloking365]

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
Epic. Fucking. Win.
Just came.
Source plx.

[DaneO'Roo]

Rofl Haruko is my new favorite member :D

[Boba]

im requesting some teenage girl-on-girl storeis please thanks

[Random]

im requesting some teenage girl-on-girl storeis please thanks

NO U

Unicorn on pre-teen girl and/or man with full on anal rape and bondage with fruit by the foot. AND BALLOONS

[Con]

im requesting some teenage girl-on-girl storeis please thanks
oh boba :-3

[Tweek]

where's my stories?!

gimme MOAR!!
also, Haruko is my new favourite h2vista friend xD

[p0lar_bear]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, and started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said, "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it." "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air. Someone was going to do this eventually.

[Emmzee]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, and started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said, "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cap was wierd, but I thought, "Nah, forget it." "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
That was the best story ever.

[Amit]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, and started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said, "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cap was wierd, but I thought, "Nah, forget it." "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air. Someone was going to do this eventually.

Rip off.

[Kornman00]

...and then you went to live with your Aunt and Uncle in Bel Aire?
I was wanting to do a mock jcap thread that was instead named "A walk in Jurassic Park" and had a modified story to fit, then ended like so^^ but since atty socks, I can't make that mock jcap jfap thread now can I <:mad:>

[Emmzee]

I was wanting to do a mock jcap thread that was instead named "A walk in Jurassic Park" and had a modified story to fit, then ended like so^^ but since atty socks, I can't make that mock jcap jfap thread now can I <:mad:>
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA. Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors. Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day...

[Con]

thread needs sticky

[n00b1n8R]

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, they were up to no good, and started makin' trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said, "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cap was wierd, but I thought, "Nah, forget it." "Yo holmes, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air. Someone was going to do this eventually.

the cab was rare Mr <:mad:>

E: found this on the net a while ago.
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/belair.jpg

[rossmum]

Flawless victory indeed.

[Phobias]

Thread is win, and also kinda creepy.

Haruko, I think I love you.

[Kornman00]

Haruko, I think I love you.
i know something you don't know...:rolleyes:

[rossmum]

i know something you don't know...:rolleyes:
Hey wow me too

What are the chances?

[Bodzilla]

not good, cause i dont know :gonk:

also i guess thats how they do it in Kornman land eh? :S

[Phobias]

What? tell me.

...Please?

TELL ME >:U!!

[Bodzilla]

talking about this thread lawl.

[22:49] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: ppl are weird man.
[22:49] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: also the hole i know some things :ninja:
[22:49] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: is silly lawl
[22:49] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: cause we all know things :S
[22:49] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: lol
[22:49] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: some more then other : O
[22:49] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: like i know where i live and u dont O_O
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: see that joke :P
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: how do you know I don't?
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: because u havnt came around and given me your dirty seed yet
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: gosh
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: :P
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: O_o
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: <3?
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: o_O
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: xD!1111
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: Thats......
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: @_@
[22:50] -[♫] Žexy-ŽizzA // {&#208;&#178;†}: <3?
[22:50] Ph☼&#223;&#238;&#228;&#167; /|\ Tal&#238;c: >_>

also Phobias is another Aussie legend <3
welcome to the forums bro

[Phobias]

umm...

\_O_o_/