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Texrat
September 24th, 2007, 10:24 AM
This guy makes us ALL look sane:


Pennsylvania resident Dylan Stephen Jayne is suing Google for crimes against humanity and is asking the court for $5 billion in damages. The charge: his social security number, when turned upside down and scrambled spells Google.

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/09/21/google-sued-for-crimes-against-humanity/

Prepare to laugh.

Jelly
September 24th, 2007, 10:33 AM
Google, what bastards.

Texrat
September 24th, 2007, 10:36 AM
Agreed. They should have checked all possible combinations of letters and numbers... forward, backward, rightside and upside down, to keep this from happening.

That's it, I'm selling all my Google stock. O wait-- :embarrassed:

Con
September 24th, 2007, 11:11 AM
People have forgotten the meaning of lawsuit. To a lot of people, it's just a way to get money. :shake:

Texrat
September 24th, 2007, 11:24 AM
No comments on the guy's submittal? I'm still laughing.

Con
September 24th, 2007, 11:27 AM
Looks like 5 year old wrote it :gonk:

Texrat
September 24th, 2007, 11:36 AM
Obviously all the junior high lawyers were unavailable...

rossmum
September 24th, 2007, 11:38 AM
I hope he's joking, for humanity's sake.

Patrickssj6
September 24th, 2007, 11:40 AM
This could be one of those "Only in America...." jokes :D

"Only in America people order a BigMac, large fries...and a diet coke"

Texrat
September 24th, 2007, 12:10 PM
Until we hear otherwise, Pat-- it IS.

Kybo_Ren
September 24th, 2007, 01:50 PM
I don't think the lawyers for google even need to do anything...
I assume the judge would file his own suit alleging this man to be insane and getting him help!

Bodzilla
September 24th, 2007, 04:56 PM
omfg.

i always knew Google where evil.
totally worth 4 billion dollars.

Pooky
September 24th, 2007, 05:30 PM
About time someone tried suing google... even if it is for something completely childish

Emmzee
September 24th, 2007, 05:54 PM
I knew it!

The conspiracy starts with Google.

n00b1n8R
September 24th, 2007, 08:12 PM
It's about time somebody stood up to those evil social security bandits >:U

Mr Buckshot
September 25th, 2007, 12:38 AM
I'm suddenly not sure WHY exactly I left the States three years ago.

Teroh
September 25th, 2007, 01:01 AM
Oh my god. I'm speechless.

Texrat
September 25th, 2007, 01:06 AM
Oh my god. I'm speechless.

My work is done.

El Lobo
September 25th, 2007, 01:18 AM
I agree with what mostly everyone has said in this thread.