Grunt fun

[Caboos001]

Hey guys, well I just got Halo 3 and god damn do I love it. The first thing I noticed (apart from the overall change in controls and graphics) was the grunts. I mean lol who knew forcing a few rounds into the skull of a grunt could get anymore fun. Now just fighting against them is great. Improved lines an voices, new gruntish things for them to do, its just great.

So I wanted to make a topic where you can post your favorite things grunts have done in H3 so far, be it lines or actions. I’ll start off:


1) The kamikaze grunt, boy did I laugh when I turned a corner to see a grunt charging me with what looked like a plasma grenade in each hand screaming gibberish. I laughed even more when he blew to bits before he got to me XD

2) It’s not all that great but I found this line a bit fun. After plowing through a large number of grunts and brutes I killed one of the last remaining grunts. After that the last grunt kind of whimpered and said, “noooo, he was my best friend!” ah so much pleasure in that.:lol:

3) “The brochure said this would be fun!” As I blow through them.

4) "I can't run good when scared!"

5) “You fucking monkey!” I have no idea who it was talking to, my guess would be a brute that sent a little FF its way.

That’s all I have for now, but post your grunt funs here for all to see. Or heck post events from ever enemy that you found to be funny.

[Syuusuke]

"BROTHER!"

I heard it in some clip.

Is it funny? Eh, I just wanted to share =(

[Jay2645]

I heard one of the grunts say something about a Grunty thirst when I was unleashing hell with my Assault Rifle.

Also:
"HE WAS MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!"
"Umm... I'm on your team now."
"KAMIKAZE!" (When holding two armed Plasma Nades)
"Can't... Run... With... Thing... On... Back!" (Yes, it's been in there since H1, and it's back in H3)
"Feet, don't fail me now!"
"Fuck you!" (On Legendary, right before the bastard charged at me and killed me with 2 Plasma Nades)

[Kornman00]

"Fuck you!" (On Legendary, right before the bastard charged at me and killed me with 2 Plasma Nades)
r u srs? Thats the first time I've ever heard them venture out beyond damn or ass. Maybe bitch, but still, they always tried to keep it fun for the whole family it seemed...

[LlamaMaster]

r u srs? Thats the first time I've ever heard them venture out beyond damn or ass. Maybe bitch, but still, they always tried to keep it fun for the whole family it seemed...
On the G4 special one of the Bungie guys said they wanted to give their fans what they wanted, even if I meant not creating a game for the mainstream of people. I guess that means less family friendly language. ;)

[Jay2645]

I think I may have heard it in one of the leaked videos, as well as ingame.

[Amit]

r u srs? Thats the first time I've ever heard them venture out beyond damn or ass. Maybe bitch, but still, they always tried to keep it fun for the whole family it seemed...

On G4's coverage, soemone asked Frankie what his favourite line was in the game and he said he couldn't say it on TV. Maybe this is true.

[Pooky]

Does Halo 3 tone down the language according to your difficulty like Halo 1 did?

[Amit]

Does Halo 3 tone down the language according to your difficulty like Halo 1 did?

It did? The only time I noticed that there was a change in profanity was when Johnson was talking in the very first cutscene.

[Kiyoshi]

I thought this was hilarious! There were like 6 grunts in one spot and I threw a plasma then they go WEEEEEEEEEE all at once. It was like super extreme WEEEE too lol.

[[EJ] Bean]

r u srs? Thats the first time I've ever heard them venture out beyond damn or ass. Maybe bitch, but still, they always tried to keep it fun for the whole family it seemed...

The grunts have said 'F U!' (self censor) since halo 1. There were a few grunts that would say it on ledgendary in the level 'The Maw'. If memory serves correctly, it's near the POA's bridge.

[Amit]

Bean;165994']The grunts have said 'F U!' (self censor) since halo 1. There were a few grunts that would say it on ledgendary in the level 'The Maw'. If memory serves correctly, it's near the POA's bridge.

I've done that level multiple times on legendary without ever hearing so much as a squeak from them. Those damn fuel rod wielding bastards.

[Hotrod]

Bean;165994']The grunts have said 'F U!' (self censor) since halo 1. There were a few grunts that would say it on ledgendary in the level 'The Maw'. If memory serves correctly, it's near the POA's bridge.

I'm pretty sure I've heard them say it before.

[Sever]

It sounds almost like "Ack!" followed by "Q!", if I am thinking of the right voice clip. It is a very staccato and brief exclamation, and still pretty hard to caome by, if I am (again) not mistaken.

[Pooky]

It did? The only time I noticed that there was a change in profanity was when Johnson was talking in the very first cutscene.

yeah... on Easy they hardly even said damn, on Legendary it was like being surrounded by seamen

[t3h m00kz]

The grunt birthday party skull. Nuff said

[leorimolo]

I could have sworn a brute told me to "suck my cock", I really thought I heard that could someone tell me what he really says

[FRain]

Ledgendary on The Covenant
A grunt walked up to me and of course, I shot him. A grunt from afar screamed. MY BEST FREIND YOU FTARD.

Also, a grunt hit me in the WTF so I hit im in the LMAO LMAO.

[Jay2645]

Check the Halo 1 grunt's .dialog files; it's in there.

But I have heard a brute say "Suck my cock!" on Legendary in H3.
Either that, or one of my co-op buddies sure sounded a lot like a Brute.

[LinkandKvel]

Hmmm. I wonder exactly where the covenant learned their english.

[Tweek]

universal translators.

[Amit]

yeah... on Easy they hardly even said damn, on Legendary it was like being surrounded by seamen

But on every difficulty in Halo 1, on the POA, after the covenant start using the lifepod holders to attach they're own landing craft, Cortana says "Clever Bastards!" So no change in dialog there.

[Dal]

Anybody know where the grunt party skull is?

[Pooky]

But on every difficulty in Halo 1, on the POA, after the covenant start using the lifepod holders to attach they're own landing craft, Cortana says "Clever Bastards!" So no change in dialog there.

When did I ever say every line of dialog is changed? Learn to fucking read please.

[Amit]

When did I ever say every line of dialog is changed? Learn to fucking read please.

No, what I meant was that Cortana says that line when playing through any of the difficulties. That means that there is no variation of the dialog to anything more profane.

[Pooky]

No, what I meant was that Cortana says that line when playing through any of the difficulties. That means that there is no variation of the dialog to anything more profane.

So you're saying, that since Cortana's lines are the same on every difficulty, there's no change whatsoever. Especially since I was talking about minor characters like Marines and Grunts.

[Amit]

So you're saying, that since Cortana's lines are the same on every difficulty, there's no change whatsoever. Especially since I was talking about minor characters like Marines and Grunts.

Oh, ok, I thought you meant the dialog in general on the first level.

[[EJ] Bean]

Hmmm. I wonder exactly where the covenant learned their english.

You always hear that aliens will pick up our TV and radio signals being transmitted from earth. So like if a covenant world is ~ 520 lightyears from earth, maybe they are just now getting our 21st century broadcasts in the year 2552 or whenever. Lol.

[Hotrod]

Bean;166342']You always hear that aliens will pick up our TV and radio signals being transmitted from earth. So like if a covenant world is ~ 520 lightyears from earth, maybe they are just now getting our 21st century broadcasts in the year 2552 or whenever. Lol.

Yes, and they can read what we are posting right now. Poor them, having to read through all of Rossmum's posts...

[ExAm]

universal translators.The Bestiarium book included with the Limited Edition says that they learned English on their own, and that it's a matter of pride to be able to cuss out their enemies.

[Jay2645]

Lol, I need to check my Halo stuff on the first bonus disk of Legendary, after I played a couple games, I inserted the other disc and went to my RvB extras.
Never even looked at the first one (Except once, when I saw the top of the disk, thumbing through the case excitedly to get to my new RvB).

[MNC]

It sounds almost like "Ack!" followed by "Q!", if I am thinking of the right voice clip. It is a very staccato and brief exclamation, and still pretty hard to caome by, if I am (again) not mistaken.

I think it's "Hurt you!"

[Amit]

Lol, I need to check my Halo stuff on the first bonus disk of Legendary, after I played a couple games, I inserted the other disc and went to my RvB extras.
Never even looked at the first one (Except once, when I saw the top of the disk, thumbing through the case excitedly to get to my new RvB).

You skipped other discs just to watch RvB? Wow....I'd take the time to soak up the story and making of stuff first.

[TeeKup]

Anybody know where the grunt party skull is?

To my knowledge there isn't one.

[Pooky]

There is one.

[Haloking365]

I could've sworn I heard a grunt yell "Suck my dick!" on legendary, but he might have said something else. :\

[Jay2645]

I've heard Brutes yell "SUCK MY COCK!" on Legendary, so Grunts saying it wouldn't be that far fetched.

Still, my favorite:
"HE WAS MY BROTHER YOU BASTARD!"

[Cortexian]

Grunts and Brutes have cocks eh? :pervert:

[Tweek]

does that make anyone else wonder how large a grunt would be? :\

[Amit]

does that make anyone else wonder how large a grunt would be? :\

I'm not sure why you would.

[Pooky]

Well we already know how ah... large (http://i10.tinypic.com/623gheg.jpg), brutes are.

[Jay2645]

Though it's been confirmed that that was an... unfortunate armor accident.

Anyway:
"I'm coming, brother!" BOOM!
"Can... Can I have his helmet?" (It's back!)
"OH SNAP! EAT THIS DEMON, EAT THIS!"
*Teabags* (Yes, Grunts do teabag, but only rarely. I've died hundreds of times on Legendary and I have only had them do it once)
"THE DEMON WILL EAT US FOR DINNER!"
"Umm... Arbiter good! Demon good! Brutes bad, stinky stinky bad!"
"I love you." (Don't ask)
"Nice Marine, good Marine. I didn't mean to shoot you with the Plasma Pis-" *Marine fires*
"The voices in my head told me to do it." (After betraying 3 other Grunts and a Jackal with a Plasma Nade)

[Xetsuei]

Grunts and Brutes have cocks eh? :pervert:

That is gross you are gross.

[Dr Nick]

I think they destroyed the grunts.
They don't even sound like grunts any more, it's more like Danny DeVito now :(

I do like how the grunts can use vehicles and stuff now! I think it's awesome, and how they just stand in the way, waiting to be shot down with a Pistol or BR!

What I hate is how the Jackals are terrible snipers :mad:

The AI is amazing, and it does provide a challenge, but I can't stand them, they have one set up everywhere, so that you can't hide :(

[Skiiran]

I think they destroyed the grunts.
They don't even sound like grunts any more, it's more like Danny DeVito now :(

I do like how the grunts can use vehicles and stuff now! I think it's awesome, and how they just stand in the way, waiting to be shot down with a Pistol or BR!

What I hate is how the Jackals are terrible snipers :mad:

The AI is amazing, and it does provide a challenge, but I can't stand them, they have one set up everywhere, so that you can't hide :(
That would make them rather good snipers, then. I mean, I've been oneshotted on Normal by those fucks. Sad, I know.

[MNC]

Filthy monkeys...


rDPKsG6-aFU

[Syuusuke]

Ohh WHAT THE HELL?

[TeeKup]

I thought he was taking a piss....or something.

[Dr Nick]

That would make them rather good snipers, then. I mean, I've been oneshotted on Normal by those fucks. Sad, I know.What? That you got sniped by a Jackal, or that you play on Normal? ;)


jk

[Jay2645]

Filthy monkeys...


rDPKsG6-aFU
...
Wow...
Was he... HUMPING THE AIR?

[teh lag]

...
Wow...
Was he... HUMPING THE AIR?

Looked more like just having a brute pee.

[Jay2645]

But if he was peeing, then... a stream of whatever color Brutes pee would come out.

Well, Bungie DID say that the Brutes could be doing something completely unrelated to fighting when you come around a corner...

[Apoc4lypse]

When did I ever say every line of dialog is changed? Learn to fucking read please.

:confused2:

When did these comments become acceptable here? Did I miss some kind of horrid take over of the h2v forums by douche bags after halo 3's launch. I haven't been on the forums lately (not since h3 launched) and then I come back to check out some of the halo 3 discussions only to find this garbage. That and someone else made a similarly shitty reply to me in another thread also. Hell it may have even been you, but I can't recall.

But just because no one else pointed it out, I'll do the honors.

/rant warning

Learn some fucking manners please. :confused:

All he did was say Cortana's lines don't change in profanity with difficulty levels and you blatantly reply like that?

First of all when did he ever say that no ones lines changed with difficulty levels? If anything the point he was making was that Bungie didn't really change Sargent Johnson's lines with difficulty for the sake of making the game more voice friendly, if they were doing it because of this then wouldn't they have changed Cortana's lines too or all the other profanities, otherwise it kind of makes changing Johnson's replies useless in that respect.

The whole Sargent Johnson thing is most likely just an extra, to make the game more interesting to people, or possibly just some random Bungie humor. I don't remember the lines exactly but I recall Johnson referring to Halo as something like a "god damn hula-hoop in space". :XD:

/rant

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Filthy monkeys...

almost forgot...

LMFAO... I can't believe they took the time to do that animations and all rofl...

[Pooky]

All he did was say Cortana's lines don't change in profanity with difficulty levels and you blatantly reply like that?

First of all when did he ever say that no ones lines changed with difficulty levels? If anything the point he was making was that Bungie didn't really change Sargent Johnson's lines with difficulty for the sake of making the game more voice friendly, if they were doing it because of this then wouldn't they have changed Cortana's lines too or all the other profanities, otherwise it kind of makes changing Johnson's replies useless in that respect.

The whole Sargent Johnson thing is most likely just an extra, to make the game more interesting to people, or possibly just some random Bungie humor. I don't remember the lines exactly but I recall Johnson referring to Halo as something like a "god damn hula-hoop in space". :XD:


So you didn't understand a word of what I said, just like he didn't. Good job.

[ExAm]

:confused2:

When did these comments become acceptable here? Did I miss some kind of horrid take over of the h2v forums by douche bags after halo 3's launch. I haven't been on the forums lately (not since h3 launched) and then I come back to check out some of the halo 3 discussions only to find this garbage. That and someone else made a similarly shitty reply to me in another thread also. Hell it may have even been you, but I can't recall.

But just because no one else pointed it out, I'll do the honors.

/rant warning

Learn some fucking manners please. :confused:

All he did was say Cortana's lines don't change in profanity with difficulty levels and you blatantly reply like that?

First of all when did he ever say that no ones lines changed with difficulty levels? If anything the point he was making was that Bungie didn't really change Sargent Johnson's lines with difficulty for the sake of making the game more voice friendly, if they were doing it because of this then wouldn't they have changed Cortana's lines too or all the other profanities, otherwise it kind of makes changing Johnson's replies useless in that respect.

The whole Sargent Johnson thing is most likely just an extra, to make the game more interesting to people, or possibly just some random Bungie humor. I don't remember the lines exactly but I recall Johnson referring to Halo as something like a "god damn hula-hoop in space". :XD:

/rant

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almost forgot...

LMFAO... I can't believe they took the time to do that animations and all rofl...A single brute does that only once in the game, in a room with every grunt sleeping. He takes advantage of his relative privacy to piss on the wall :P