Halloween is a satanic ploy for our children?

[Emmzee]

http://www.cbn.com/SpiritualLife/Devotions/DAugostine_Halloween.aspx

Discuss.

[Tweek]

this isn't news to me, i have known this fact for a long time now.

[Pooky]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2vista_v2/misc/navbits_finallink_ltr.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6549) Halloween is derided as being a satanic ploy for our children when in reality it's long since ceased to have anything to do with real demons or real Hell?ftfy

You can't exactly blame the theme of the holiday for the stupidity of the people who practice it. That's much like saying it's the fault of guns that people shoot eachother.

[Texrat]

Fundamentalists, repeat after me: All HALLOWED Eve...

[Boba]

YOU'LL ALL BE LAUGHING WHEN GOD DOESN'T LET YOU INTO HEAVEN

[Con]

lol, religion

[Bodzilla]

i'm Australian and i never got to Trik-or-treat :fail:

i guess this means i'm not going to be evil, right? :downs:

>:U

[Archon23]

Don't worry the Cristian Church will find a way for you to go to hell, they always do :downs:

[DrunkenSamus]

Fuck, Satanism and this paranormal stuff is scary stuff. It can keep you awake all night. And it once did.:(

[Con]

Fuck, Satanism and this paranormal stuff is scary stuff. It can keep you awake all night. And it once did.:(
only if you actually believe in that crap...

[Bodzilla]

why cant ppl just take responsibility for there own actions....

it's not the actions of god... or the devil
it's just kids that want free candy >:U

[Flyboy]

Ah, the ignorance of religion strikes again. This time at children wearing cinderela costumes.

[Bad Waffle]

Don't worry the Cristian Church will find a way for you to go to hell, they always do :downs:


just join calvinism, insta-banned to hell!

[Dr Nick]

I think Aggy might be thinking of blogging about this, telling everyone to fuck off.

I'd read it!

[Random]

YOU'LL ALL BE LAUGHING WHEN GOD DOESN'T LET YOU INTO HEAVEN

I AGREE THE HERETICS WILL PAY AND BURN, THEY ARE SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD!!!!! THE LORD HOLDS THEM ABOVE THE FLAMES OF HELL, HIS ONLY JOY IS TO WATCH THEM SLOWLY BURN AND FALL INTO THE FLAMES AND BE CONSUMED BY THE DEVIL !!!!!!!!

[Dr Nick]

I AGREE THE HERETICS WILL PAY AND BURN, THEY ARE SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD!!!!! THE LORD HOLDS THEM ABOVE THE FLAMES OF HELL, HIS ONLY JOY IS TO WATCH THEM SLOWLY BURN AND FALL INTO THE FLAMES AND BE CONSUMED BY THE DEVIL !!!!!!!!Wow, you just turned God into a human!

[Neuro Guro]

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[Random]

Wow, you just turned God into a human!
YOUR WICKEDNESS MAKES YOU AS IT WERE HEAVY AS LEAD, AND TO TEND DOWNWARDS WITH GREAT WEIGHT AND PRESSURE TOWARDS HELL; AND IF GOD SHOULD LET YOU GO, YOU WOULD IMMEDIATELY SINK AND SWIFTLY DESCEND AND PLUNGE INTO THE BOTTOMLESS GULF, AND YOUR HEALTHY CONSTITUTION, AND YOUR OWN CARE AND PRUDENCE, AND BEST CONTRIVANCE, AND ALL YOUR RIGHTEOUSNESS, WOULD HAVE NO MORE INFLUENCE TO UPHOLD YOU AND KEEP YOU OUT OF HELL, THAN A SPIDER'S WEB WOULD HAVE TO STOP A FALLING ROCK. WERE IT NOT FOR THE SOVEREIGN PLEASURE OF GOD, THE EARTH WOULD NOT BEAR YOU ONE MOMENT; FOR YOU ARE A BURDEN TO IT; THE CREATION GROANS WITH YOU; THE CREATURE IS MADE SUBJECT TO THE BONDAGE OF YOUR CORRUPTION, NOT WILLINGLY; THE SUN DOES NOT WILLINGLY SHINE UPON YOU TO GIVE YOU LIGHT TO SERVE SIN AND SATAN; THE EARTH DOES NOT WILLINGLY YIELD HER INCREASE TO SATISFY YOUR LUSTS; NOR IS IT WILLINGLY A STAGE FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS TO BE ACTED UPON; THE AIR DOES NOT WILLINGLY SERVE YOU FOR BREATH TO MAINTAIN THE FLAME OF LIFE IN YOUR VITALS, WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE IN THE SERVICE OF GOD'S ENEMIES.

[Dr Nick]

I'm an Atheist, I don't give a fuck about theistic beliefs.

[Archon23]

Hey Random, Gods a homosexual. :-3

[kungpow]

Its a bit odd how some American religious groups say Halloween is evil and horrible experience for children yet they have places like "Hell Houses" and scare the living fuck out of kids :(

[jahrain]

Hey Random, Gods a homosexual. :-3

No shes not, she is this really fine chick. I talked to her last night. She was wearing some tight jeans. :awesome:

[rossmum]

I'm an Atheist, I don't give a fuck about theistic beliefs.
It would seem you lack a decent sense of when you've just been had as well as any religious beliefs.

[Texrat]

Its a bit odd how some American religious groups say Halloween is evil and horrible experience for children yet they have places like "Hell Houses" and scare the living fuck out of kids :(

It isn't the religious groups holding those. They do much milder "Fall Festivals".

[Emmzee]

No shes not, she is this really fine chick. I talked to her last night. She was wearing some tight jeans. :awesome:
Camel toe?

[Wizardman]

Halloween is just another holiday, it's not celebrating saitan or anything. I'm a catholic and i'm almost 15 and still trick or treat, just for candy. Catholics CAN have meat on friday.

[Leiukemia]

Hey everybody, another chance to use generalization to poke at christians, everyone aboard the the bandwagon! :woop:

[Pooky]

I don't hate Christians, I am a Christian. I just can't stand the brainlessly dogmatic ones like the ones who would believe this shit.

[Agamemnon]

Hey everybody, another chance to use generalization to poke at christians, everyone aboard the the bandwagon! :woop:
End of thread tbh. Singled out "Christian" group =/= the religion. Thanks for playing.

[Bodzilla]

I don't hate Christians, I am a Christian. I just can't stand the brainlessly dogmatic ones like the ones who would believe this shit.
^

[rossmum]

I don't hate Christians, I am a Christian. I just can't stand the brainlessly dogmatic ones like the ones who would believe this shit.
yes


End of thread tbh. Singled out "Christian" group =/= the religion. Thanks for playing.
yes

[n00b1n8R]

"it's not god I hate, it's his fanboys I can't stand"

seriously "your going to marry satan" wtfc >_>

[Skiiran]

Insert witty statement about Christmas once being a Roman holiday where the men would RAPE EVERYTHING WITH A HOLE.

[Texrat]

Heck, Constantine created the Catholic holidays in order to group pagans and Christians together. Make the whole crowd happy in one quick move. Nice work, Connie! Now your Christian descendents have forgotten you completely.

[Agamemnon]

Insert witty statement about Christmas once being a Roman holiday where the men would RAPE EVERYTHING WITH A HOLE.
That was still going on til the 1700s you know. As far as anyone is concerned though, it's still the winter solstice festival.

[kungpow]

If people are going to be religious they really do need to keep it to themselves.

[TeeKup]

lol, religion

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[legionaire45]

Hey guiz so I was looking into this holloween thing and i need a costume right? So I went on ebay, which is wher I liek buy everything (even my corn dogs) and so I found this (http://cgi.ebay.com/Ghost-in-a-jar_W0QQitemZ160163639245QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1469QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) thing here and I was wondin if I should by it and release it on this "Holloween" thing? Also my friend says those funny upside down star things are good to leave outside your door, even after holloween and especialy around christmas. Family friendly I suppose :D.
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