Skiiran
October 10th, 2007, 12:59 AM
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This evening my family and I bought some Hit Cookies while pants shopping at REI. Now, I know you're going to ask why I pants-shop at REI, and I will bet you will think I do so because I am a hippy snob. Short answer: No. Long answer: No, and go fuck yourself with a lead pipe I consider that opinion uninformed.
Now, Hit Cookies. I know you are probably asking why on Earth cookies were at an REI store, and quite honestly, I am as dumbfounded as you are. I would like to assume it has something to do with REI's firm support of cellular respiration and the Central Dogma's need for sugars but really I think the truth is Bahlsen Co. paid them large amounts of cash to sell them.
My family and I opened the package and proceeded to...I don't know if 'enjoy' is strictly the right term, but they did bring about a slight euphoria of the senses, and for a while I believed I was stroking a cat when in reality I was scratching my arm senseless. In any case, I wandered depressingly around the couch-area for a while and came and posted here.
tl;dr, Discuss your day.
This evening my family and I bought some Hit Cookies while pants shopping at REI. Now, I know you're going to ask why I pants-shop at REI, and I will bet you will think I do so because I am a hippy snob. Short answer: No. Long answer: No, and go fuck yourself with a lead pipe I consider that opinion uninformed.
Now, Hit Cookies. I know you are probably asking why on Earth cookies were at an REI store, and quite honestly, I am as dumbfounded as you are. I would like to assume it has something to do with REI's firm support of cellular respiration and the Central Dogma's need for sugars but really I think the truth is Bahlsen Co. paid them large amounts of cash to sell them.
My family and I opened the package and proceeded to...I don't know if 'enjoy' is strictly the right term, but they did bring about a slight euphoria of the senses, and for a while I believed I was stroking a cat when in reality I was scratching my arm senseless. In any case, I wandered depressingly around the couch-area for a while and came and posted here.
tl;dr, Discuss your day.