95% of British children 10-15 are crime victims?

[Emmzee]

Apparently, wedgies, titty twisters, lunch money extortion, notebook vandalism, and verbal abuse constitute "crime" in England.

http://society.guardian.co.uk/children/story/0,,2187294,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront

[rossmum]

That's because they actually give a shit.

[JunkfoodMan]

Apparently, wedgies, titty twisters, lunch money extortion, notebook vandalism, and verbal abuse constitute "crime" in England.

http://society.guardian.co.uk/children/story/0,,2187294,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=networkfront

True. Although, it's much worse.

[Dr Nick]

Yeah? So does playing ManHunt.

[Rosco]

we all carry knives just in case


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[Con]

GEEZ BRITAIN, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, AUSTRALIA OR SOMETHING? <:mad:>

[Mass]

Titty twisters can constitute a legit crime, as anyone who saw The Last King of Scotland should know.

Anyway
http://www.killenglish.homestead.com/files/lotf3boys.jpg
What a revelation this report is.

[Emmzee]

God, I was waiting for someone to post Lord of the Flies.

[Bodzilla]

GEEZ BRITAIN, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, AUSTRALIA OR SOMETHING? <:mad:>
I lol'd

:awesome:

[atomicpower93]

GEEZ BRITAIN, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, AUSTRALIA OR SOMETHING? <:mad:>
Leave My Country alone Damn it :mad:

[nooBBooze]

Lulz i was expecting some random new pot-surveys X(



also

God, I was waiting for someone to post Lord of the Flies.
http://www.lancenich.f9.co.uk/images/Pig%20stick_WEB.jpg
nkay?

[Limited]

Apparently most petty crimes (criminal damage etc) are done by teenages, so they should get weegied, fucking bastards.