Pet Stories

[Rob Oplawar]

I'm chatting online with my brother, who's at my parents' house. Their cat, Keli, is sweet as can be, but she's a little bit bonkers. We have no catnip anywhere, but right now she's running all over the house, staring intently at blank walls, and meowing like crazy. Just now she started getting really wild, so my brother shouted "Keli!" at her angrily, and she froze dead in her tracks, looked him straight in the eye, then ran around in a figure eight and then took off, meowing more than ever.


Lol, do you guys' pets act this weird?

[Tweek]

she just wants to get laid, or has too much energy.

my cat gets floppy like that sometimes, jumping onto walls, liiking around franticly, and then getting back to racing. it's kinda funny.

[Emmzee]

This thread needs more Haruko.

[Rob Oplawar]

what is this Haruko? do tell.

[Zeph]

Haru Haruko (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=158)

[TeeKup]

My dog got scared as hell during a thunderstorm. Thing is he always looks at you when you say his name, however he likes to multitask. I screamed his name after a huge thunder scared the shit out of him, keep in mind he is running toward the kitchen, so I yelled "ROSCO!!!" He turns and then simultaneously rams his body into the kitchen door.

[Chronos]

I have 5 cats who're acting just like Keli, only early in the morning though.
It wears off, don't worry.

[LlamaMaster]

Everybody knows how I have like 15 cats right? Well anyway, one day we took a bunch of them get nutered/spayed. After we brought them home, they were as high as kite. We put them in the laundry room to sober up, but they were freaking out. They must of had warp vision from the drugs or something because that kept flipping over and trying to jump onto the counter top only to miss the mark and slip off and land on their back. It was fugeing hilarious! You should of seen it....lol.

[Emmzee]

Everybody knows how I have like 15 cats right?
Oh hi crazy cat lady.

[Huero]

One died, that's weird...

right

[LlamaMaster]

Oh hi crazy cat lady.
Outside cats....

[FRain]

Oh hi crazy cat lady.


Hey, I have 16 cats. :downs:


And just like Llama, they're all outdoor cats.

[Emmzee]

Hey, I have 16 cats. :downs:
That you love to shag.

[FRain]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/3637/gonkhz2.gif

Also, post count +1.

[Huero]

My cats want to kill eachother. :U
One is Mister(Tubby) and the other is Masquerade(Ninja)
Masquerade is afraid of people, and the only person that she willingly goes to is mom.
Vice-versa for Chubs.
Chubs hides behind a box and attacks Masque when she's going to eat D:

[LlamaMaster]

Hey, I have 16 cats. :downs:


And just like Llama, they're all outdoor cats.
I used to have more, but three have died this year....

[Atty]

Once I had a puppy and he died.

[Emmzee]

Once I had a puppy and he died.
Hot. Send him over here for some "alone time" with me.

[Huero]

haha
A few days ago some guy tried to ditch a dog on my friends and I.

[Pooky]

So my dog took a shit in my drink yesterday ~:awesome:>

[Masterz1337]

I held a tutle an it peed

[Rob Oplawar]

My cat was mad at me for not feeding him (it wasn't his dinnertime yet, but he gets impatient) so he peed on the phone jack in the wall right next to his litterbox. I had to take the whole thing apart to wash it to get rid of the smell.

[Con]

My cat is fat. it doesn't do anything :)

[Emmzee]

My cat is fat. it doesn't do anything :)
Does it eat lasagna and hate Mondays?

[LlamaMaster]

Does it eat lasagna and hate Mondays?
:fail:

[rossmum]

One of my ducks thinks he's a dog.

[Bodzilla]

Hey, I have 16 cats. :downs:


And just like Llama, they're all outdoor cats.
jesus christ.....

*shotgun loading sounds*
i hate cats. and why the fuck do u need 15 or 16 cats taht are outside, you will hardly see cause there running all over the shop and who try and kill every Bird in sight.
jesus..........

[Rob Oplawar]

you hate cats?! how can you hate cats. My Cat Jeoffry is so nice. =)

[Bodzilla]

i dont want an animal that thinks it's better then me.
thats why i dont like cats.

when they rub themselves on you they rub off scent glands symbolising "ownership" of you. What people mistake for affection in cats is really just arrogance. It's not "hey, i'm happy to see you, thanks for looking after me" It is "you are my bitch and i fucking own you. get me my food and what ever i want now."

a dog doesnt have this :downs:

also a funny story, a friend of the family is a real Wild fella. Has some awesome stories that will make u fall over Laughing. one day he was telling us about "The rooftop rabbit". He had a cat that was getting into his yard and looking at his pidgeons so he caught it and killed it. That same night he had a mate that was comming round for Dinner, so he cut the tail off, skinned it, cooked it and fed it to his mate and told him it was a rabbit.
True story.

i fucking Lol'd

[SnaFuBAR]

not a true story. i heard that crap years ago. you're too gullible.

also, i had a rabbit that chased cats out of our yard.

[Bodzilla]

not a true story. i heard that crap years ago. you're too gullible.

also, i had a rabbit that chased cats out of our yard.
if u know this guy you'd be thinking differently

Dano's met him ;)

[SnaFuBAR]

no, i heard it in high school... six or more years ago.

[Neuro Guro]

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[thehoodedsmack]

We have mole in our backyard. And my dog goes out there and smacks the ground with his paws where he can sense them. It looks like some sort of Irish dancing.