View Full Version : Man, some people are stupid.
Timo
October 14th, 2007, 12:28 AM
In todays' New Zealand paper, in the letters to the editor column, someone has written in and said:
Saving Daylight:
GREEN PLANTS fix CO2 by photosynthesis. Photosynthesis requires daylight to operate. The government is therefore to be congratulated on its initiative in increasing the duration of daylight saving to facilitate this.
Who knew the government is able to change the amount of sunlight hitting our shores!
Rob Oplawar
October 14th, 2007, 12:30 AM
XD
Archon23
October 14th, 2007, 12:33 AM
I wish people would take warning labels off machinery I mean cmon we need natural selection so we don't get stuck with more of these retards.......
n00b1n8R
October 14th, 2007, 12:42 AM
I agree with the gist of the above post. perhaps give people a puzzle and if they can't solve it in a given time their killed.
Rob Oplawar
October 14th, 2007, 12:42 AM
That's why I think at the ER if someone injured themselves doing something really stupid, like sticking their hand beneath a running lawnmower (srsly, how can so many people be that stupid?), they should be told after they wake up from surgery that "It was a complete success; however, I'm afraid your injury was so idiotically self-inflicted that we had no choice but to rescind your reproductive capabilities." Nobody has to die, and Darwinism prevails!
Leiukemia
October 14th, 2007, 12:46 AM
I wish people would take warning labels off machinery I mean cmon we need natural selection so we don't get stuck with more of these retards.......
lol, too good. Also, these sort of people are ones that could have the world over explained to them, and still argue that the earth is a cube.
~ZMT~Trace
October 14th, 2007, 12:47 AM
Your think your government is stupid?
Peanut Butter: WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
:saddowns:
Skiiran
October 14th, 2007, 02:10 AM
The U.S. has anti-animal-human-hybrid laws. You are not alone, friend.
Bathroom Security
October 14th, 2007, 02:29 AM
Hmm...reminds me of....
"A worker lost several fingers in his left hand in a crushing machine and started to scream in pain.
A co-worker found him and asked: 'What the hell happened?'
In which the injured worker replied, 'I'll show you what happened!' and sticks his right hand in the machine. "
Con
October 14th, 2007, 02:31 AM
Hmm...reminds me of....
"A worker lost several fingers in his left hand in a crushing machine and started to scream in pain.
A co-worker found him and asked: 'What the hell happened?'
In which the injured worker replied, 'I'll show you what happened!' and sticks his right hand in the machine. "
:XD:
Never heard that one before. Is that real, or just some urban myth/joke?
Texrat
October 14th, 2007, 04:11 AM
The U.S. has anti-animal-human-hybrid laws. You are not alone, friend.
Well, think of all the chimeras that would be running around if we didn't!
*shudders at image of chimeras*
Skiiran
October 14th, 2007, 02:25 PM
Well, think of all the chimeras that would be running around if we didn't!
*shudders at image of chimeras*
Hey, I'm not disagreeing with the need to stop the growth of furryized babies, it's just that since we can't make them yet, it's kind of silly.
Mass
October 14th, 2007, 04:09 PM
Your think your government is stupid?
Peanut Butter: WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
:saddowns:
And why is that stupid?
Archon23
October 14th, 2007, 04:12 PM
Cause its common sense that a paste made from peanuts contain nuts.......well it should be.
I mean the people here make me go around saying I'm Canadian so I don't get associated with those fuckers....
Mass
October 14th, 2007, 04:13 PM
Cause its common sense that a paste made from peanuts contain nuts.......well it should be.
I mean the people here make me go around saying I'm Canadian so I don't get associated with those fuckers....
Peanuts aren't nuts.
Archon23
October 14th, 2007, 04:16 PM
:saddowns:
Oh well there are enough stupid warning labels to counter that anyway, *ahem*
On a Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals.
At least hes out of the gene pool.......
Skiiran
October 14th, 2007, 10:44 PM
:saddowns:
Oh well there are enough stupid warning labels to counter that anyway, *ahem*
On a Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals.
At least hes out of the gene pool.......
Are you marginalizing the pain of Piggsy?
If we are talking about labels, six rolls of Mentos are healthier than those dumb 100 calorie packs. They even use real sugar.
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